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By unhinged pumos about you · Past 6 hrs / 24 hrs / week / month
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If a poster is causing board slowdown they should be outed, doxxed, and killed |
05/13/26 |
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Remember when Louis Cannon posted about his HIV status |
05/13/26 |
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"mehdi hassan" needs to be fed into the large hadron collider |
05/13/26 |
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The LA mayoral sitation demonstrates the extreme political laziness of Mexicans |
05/13/26 |
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Butt cheeks tp steps to Tommy. Gets BTFO in one tweet |
05/13/26 |
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LOL @ this picture of Milana Vayntrub's tits from a private party |
05/13/26 |
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Conspiracy theorists are good at poking holes in narratives but too confident in |
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Your disappointed father mastering chopsticks in time it takes thread to load |
05/13/26 |
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Unghh I want Sara Eisen to sit her redhead Jew milf muff on my face |
05/13/26 |
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Karen Bass "I was on a well-earned break" *sucks air through teeth* |
05/13/26 |
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Distributed Denial of SQUANCH |
05/13/26 |
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I would LOVE to eat Sarah Isgur’s taut, slightly salmon-smelling twat |
05/13/26 |
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Emaciated brunette teens with thousand-mile stares, hollow cheeks, & parted lips |
05/13/26 |
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Waifish Italian brunette teens in mantillas smoking outside of Mass: |
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Pulp Fiction OD scene but it’s Rach giving hamster adrenaline |
05/13/26 |
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“But this is the sink! There’s no dishes here!” “Then why are you |
05/13/26 |
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The results are in! The most hated country in the world is NORTH KOREA |
05/13/26 |
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I *didn't* discover autoadmit (circa 2012) until an embarassingly late age...? |
05/13/26 |
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Wife taking forever to get dressed: “Are you xo because your threads are takin |
05/13/26 |
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Oh, I'm afraid the bort will be quite operational when the night crew arrives |
05/13/26 |
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Scamilio sends in a vial of poisonous leashed poo-water to foul the lake |
05/13/26 |
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"Open thread on autoadmit.com (.1)" |
05/13/26 |
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jfc emilio "they" are even perverting Stardew Valley's wholesomeness now (link) |
05/13/26 |
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doodikoff beating Margit while your thread loads |
05/13/26 |
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they handed off the future of the right to a "don" they knew would destroy it |
05/13/26 |
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autoadmit is a wonderful dance club with mental defectives who all hate you |
05/13/26 |
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bought back into equities after the Great Tommy Panic |
05/13/26 |
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miami-dade criminals and the cokehead goyim they empower |
05/13/26 |
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Trump in China: "We stopped Shaq from joining a middle school girls bball team" |
05/13/26 |
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I Fucking Hate Science! |
05/13/26 |
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EXCUSE ME JAFAR WE NEED YOU TO "LOG OFF" SO THIS SCAMMY CROOK |
05/13/26 |
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jafar, how do you have wifi living in a sewer? |
05/13/26 |
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Inflation in TTTurkey is 32.37% |
05/13/26 |
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Millenials: "Stock market went down. Welp, time to sell I guess" |
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Tommy T buying a new boat & learning to sail while waiting for thread to load |
05/13/26 |
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Should I buy this AI-powered refrigerator? |
05/13/26 |
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Lamine Yamal |
05/13/26 |
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I discover autoadmit (circa 2012) until an embarassingly late age |
05/13/26 |
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Quickly listening to entire Ring Cycle while waiting for xo thread to load |
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all midwits assume any quality writing these days is AI |
05/13/26 |
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Squeezing in a quick rewatch of the Colors Trilogy while waiting for thread to |
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*clicks on 4 threads and heads to YT to watch shorts until the threads appear* |
05/13/26 |
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It's may and your hot daughter is back from college and now 40 lbs heavier |
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Lob friend worried ocean temps will rise another degree by the time thread loads |
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a good reason to open up registration |
05/13/26 |
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You're right, that's not autism-- it's just high resolution asocial thinking |
05/13/26 |
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so NSAM is ddosing autoadmit? |
05/13/26 |
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How's ur high school cohort doing |
05/13/26 |
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Fellow cons how do we help Trump stop Massie from outting pedophiles? |
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I like how Tsinah says don’t talk about my family like his dad didn’t facili |
05/13/26 |
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Since rach announced he's closing xo at the end of 2026, let's poast memories |
05/13/26 |
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“Longer than you think!” (Crazed xo server hamster describing thread load ti |
05/13/26 |
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XO sucks now, here's a compilation of great past threads instead |
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xo app lets you load up to 5 threads remotely, so when you get home, they're up |
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Libs are still sputtering mad we caught Haitians eating cats in Ohio |
05/13/26 |
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The Metered Poasting Access of late stage Autoadmit |
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"So w/o you Web 1.0 performance art wouldn't get made?" yr gf Anna Cramling asks |
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TT, who lives off the stock market, hates the stock market & wants it to crash |
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Rachmiel planning surprise upgrade to Web 2.0 ZoZo: Frutiger Aero Edition |
05/13/26 |
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declared war on my postal carrier (TSINAH) |
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Should be in Ohio right now married to some 100 IQ 6, listening to Jack Johnson |
05/13/26 |
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picked up some Jack Johnson in $2 rack at the used CD store |
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Zurich raping his kids wearing his “Massie’s Nasties” t shirt |
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*waits 60 seconds for thread to open* "This had better be worth it" |
05/13/26 |
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im irl worried about Bboooooom now |
05/13/26 |
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mini Isreals on the merits |
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Jews conspire greedily: "Massie had a girlfriend, after his wife died!" |
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Argentina accepting 300,000 Israelis and giving them their own area in Patagonia |
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Consuela! Young healthy guy dies of heart problems! This is your time to shine |
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The Heavenly music playing inside churches in Dragon Quest XI, tp π |
05/13/26 |
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emilio rate this troubling google maps photobombing |
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Rumble Pak Nationalism |
05/13/26 |
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PSA, login “glitch” is related to SP’s lawsuit |
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That’s right, Senator, although I had NOT retired I was unable to keep poastin |
05/13/26 |
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Wow I poasted a lot of Olivia Rodrigo threads over the years |
05/13/26 |
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me& gibberish hold hands atop Grand Coulee Dam as our wives take some faggy tour |
05/13/26 |
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Just went to my fiancee's pharmacy school graduation dinner. Habibi music = 180 |
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Hey Louis if you killed self I would set up little scholarship for your sons hth |
05/13/26 |
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π¨π¨π¨This is not a drill. HILLARY DUFF is in the new SI Swimsuit edition |
05/13/26 |
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Remember when Louis Cannon posted about getting lubed w shampoo? |
05/13/26 |
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France and Spain have assembled the greatest African footballers in history |
05/13/26 |
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Nolan is going woke for the Odyssey because he wants to win Oscars (link) |
05/13/26 |
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Can one of you please go fuck the Box so arkan will post again |
05/13/26 |
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You see a Golden Retriever. I see a succulent Chinese meal. |
05/13/26 |
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"What is the CHARGE? Eating a PUSSY? A succulent Chinese PUSSY?!" |
05/13/26 |
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Alex Murdaugh murder conviction overturned by South Carolina Supreme Court |
05/13/26 |
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Keir Starmer here. I will never accept any such "elections." I will never "step |
05/13/26 |
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autoadmit is a way to get unfettered access to business and cultural leaders |
05/13/26 |
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RATE my dogs (TSINAH) |
05/13/26 |
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Asking Again: Drinks Tonight? Maybe U Cant Charge Phone bc Of Data Centers Haha |
05/13/26 |
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final interview w Jack Karlson, the "succulent Chinese meal" guy |
05/13/26 |
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Muslims are subhuman and need to be eradicated permanently |
05/13/26 |
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"Not here! Not like this!" U cry as a Data Center rips off ur municipal pantie |
05/13/26 |
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50k Lake Tahoe residents told no more electricity, will be for data centers |
05/13/26 |
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What is the charge? Squanching a hoal? A succulent Korean hoal? |
05/13/26 |
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not a pedo, just like squanchin’ ‘em. simple as. (spaceporn) |
05/13/26 |
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this is the writer/director for the Bloodsport remake |
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Not now hon all the Penis poasters are online |
05/13/26 |
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*thick Midlands accent* "you can actually smell theres been squanchin in 'ere" |
05/13/26 |
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one of my direct reports says he's 10-7 when out of office & 10-8 when back |
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'oomox' to the tune of mmmmbop by Hanson |
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Trim, mildly autistic brunettes who enjoy IPAs tp |
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this site is falling apart |
05/13/26 |
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"Doctors" made up the concept of "brain-dead" so they can get living organs |
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MAGA Morons: Another corrupt Trump deal for you |
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Alex Murdaugh murder conviction overturned by South Carolina Supreme Court |
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seems like everything will be Indian in the future |
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How do proles/MC people "lose everything" in a divorce? |
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I literally have sex with aliens. You get dinged by Bumble 2s |
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court clerk becky prejudiced jurors, sought to profit from trial |
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SARMs are the dark edge of youth fitness culture |
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Only drank 2 NIGGA BEERS in 8 days & felt AMAZING |
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Pajeets save Gorgeous AZNgirl from VILE Birdshit Ape in London Subway |
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i'm a hot chick. i like cocaine |
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Any legit non-Israel reason I shouldn't have a few beers right now? |
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Tiger called TRUMP during his DUI (video) |
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brb i have to go to the bathroom |
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thin runner redheads with a-cups, hollow cheeks, long fingers, perfect teeth |
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What is better, a general or a generalissimo |
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Exec Order 14602: Demanding Production of Rush Hour 4 for the American People (l |
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Anyone watch old Twilight Zone episodes from the 60s? Some were spot on |
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Halford & Doobs Releasing Luxury Watch: Audemars PIGLET |
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My new poem: "Da Rat of Autoadmit" by SexyKamala |
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Is inflation at 6% good or bad? |
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“Dessert” is such flame |
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Best STEAKHOUSE in Austin, TX? |
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Feels good man |
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JCM rating posters as guys who fucked my ass (2024 only) |
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THEY CHIMPING OUT |
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Do any poasters still have student loan debt? |
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How fucking credited is Jim Clyburn? |
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I'm a hot 22 year old girl. How do I talk to balding lawyers? Worried I can't |
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Derby Winner Not In The Preakness. 6th Time In Past 8 Years |
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got laid off end of december, still funemployed, taking questions |
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Boomer Gives Graduation Speech @ UCF Praising AI, Gets Repeatedly Booed |
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Paralegal mohamed&oomox, terrorists are claiming dogrape by captors |
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He showed me his dick today. It was huge. |
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Garfield: celebrated Heathcliff: largely forgotten |
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Michelle Trachtenberg is dead??? |
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OYT doesn’t have sex. |
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Study: Diapers lower attractiveness, reduce apparent leg length and height |
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Trump beat Iran like he beat inflation |
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I'm gonna beat your stupid skull in with a baseball bat |
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PSA: whokebe has NEVER in 44 years been with a woman |
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I don’t think about Americans financial situations. I don’t think about anyb |
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The Punjabi Devils are on the Lam. Hide ur your dotters |
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Predict when SP will reach peak self-humiliation this time |
05/13/26 |
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ESPN is all people dying now |
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What stonks should I buy? |
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Gen X is now Poorer than millennials |
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