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By unhinged pumos about you · Past 6 hrs / 24 hrs / week / month
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 |  | STICKY: invite codes are being rolled out | 10/28/26 | (145) |
 |  | STICKY: name anonymization opt-out is released now | 10/27/26 | (63) |
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vonoskar's IQ is too high, it should be lowered&difference distributed to blacks |
10/26/26 |
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*lex turns to tarot cards to tell his future* *3 neovaginas stare back at him* |
10/26/26 |
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Chandler here: being pegged is surprisingly cr |
10/26/26 |
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fuck me raw in my moonman cryptopussy |
10/26/26 |
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benzo is back in jail |
10/26/26 |
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HBO theranos doc should’ve been called “A Chemistry is Performed” |
10/26/26 |
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So xo’s “High IQ” team of Charles, Krampus, exeunt, FLW were all virusbad- |
10/26/26 |
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"This is my rock bottom," the shitlawyer sighs as he gets on a call w/ spaceporn |
10/26/26 |
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The Official IFNB Songbook |
10/26/26 |
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Maybe tomorrow we can pose nude in this town And let Yann Perrod hose us down |
10/26/26 |
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Nathan Fielder documentary about AutoAdmit: "You Can't See Anything" |
10/26/26 |
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Baker Botts and Baker Donelson merging to become Baker Donelson |
10/26/26 |
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Cum. Butthole. Anus. Cock shaft. Ball sack. Pubes. Shitsmear. |
10/26/26 |
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*Sopranos intro theme but it's TSINAH driving to an Orlando Denny's* |
10/26/26 |
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It's amazing that Libs self-destructed over "Trannies" |
10/26/26 |
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The second we got Hebrew, Consuela admitted to being Jewish again |
10/26/26 |
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Taylor Swift is not a Lifestyle but eating at Denny's is, teehee (TSINAH) |
10/26/26 |
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Reminder: Jerry Sandusky fucked boys assholes and no one cared |
10/26/26 |
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Thank you IFNB! Opposing counsel is now my training twink |
10/26/26 |
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Bros, I hate a nightmare that xo went down and I had to start poasting on reddit |
10/26/26 |
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benzo is back in jail |
10/26/26 |
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Peterman giddily sprinting about Flying J lot twirling his monocle, as ETH moons |
10/26/26 |
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48 hours of XOXO Bizzaro Universe- the Ephemeral Boardt of Transition |
10/26/26 |
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Tommy Tuberville sounds like a gay online pornstar name |
10/26/26 |
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THE BILLER IN ME IS THE BILLER IN YOU |
10/26/26 |
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"All the kids are brown (alll the kids are brown), and/or fucking gay.." |
10/26/26 |
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All the young DOOBS, carry the NUDES |
10/26/26 |
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"This most prestigious Hebrew Shul..." |
10/26/26 |
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Peterman referring to his shitpipe as load bearing |
10/26/26 |
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"I always loved you, Hobbes." Calvin put the gun into his mouth. "Do it, buddy." |
10/26/26 |
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Peterman sues J Date owners for deceptive advertising |
10/26/26 |
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Disclaimer re Changing Usernames: "Hebrew letters are allowed only in a name wit |
10/26/26 |
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Kushner let Israel hack State Dept - Reuters (link) |
10/26/26 |
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Ich tausch nicht mehr, will mein Poasten zurück |
10/26/26 |
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Rach sipping coffee reading through all our 2009 poasts with our real names |
10/26/26 |
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This is a text of the nigger alert system. This is only a OH SHIT ITS A NIGGER |
10/26/26 |
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"I'm lol'ing so hard right now" the poaster typed, blood vessels visibly bulging |
10/26/26 |
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goynigger appreciation thread |
10/26/26 |
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THIS IS A TEST OF THE NIGGER ALERT SYSTEM |
10/26/26 |
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instead of making new threads let's just all poast in this one from now on |
10/26/26 |
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Mutable Poasting Arrangement |
10/26/26 |
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Jack in the Box opening upscale chain Jacques de Boite |
10/26/26 |
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Ok, who invited the Problem Group? |
10/26/26 |
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I couldn't find a scholar worthy of this place if it wanted to |
10/26/26 |
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Protip: Take advantage of Rach's invite code offer before he leaves for 4 years |
10/26/26 |
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Gobsmacked as the Library of Alexandria rematerializes before your eyes |
10/26/26 |
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Fucklaw shooting a load in his ugly wife's pussy |
10/26/26 |
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ZURICH IS STAINED, taking Qs on my plan to see Pavement tonight and tomorrow |
10/26/26 |
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Just found out my wife blew Peter Steele from Type O Negative in 1996 |
10/26/26 |
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Reminder: whites made even Iceland work |
10/26/26 |
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Rolling Stones' "Wild Horses" plays as Peterman, mouth full of erect cock, looks |
10/26/26 |
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DeVryMasstersCandidate, what % of your book is drycleaning companies and conveni |
10/26/26 |
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spaceporn in tears, shoving spaghetti up his son's ass |
10/26/26 |
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where is nude nigger? we need him in this time of crisis |
10/26/26 |
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Trying Again For Drinks Tonite. Server Might Have Deleted My Previous Texts Haha |
10/26/26 |
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New Order's "Fine Time" plays over footage of Peterman crouching, surrounded by |
10/26/26 |
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bboom: Welcome to my learning farm. I have much to show you! |
10/26/26 |
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Spaceporn to VA state judge: "Describe your 401k" |
10/26/26 |
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STICKY: Rach here, I am shutting this place down tomorrow |
10/26/26 |
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Sp here. Bros, how do you guys get baby poop out of your peehole? |
10/26/26 |
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DAS IST UNSER BOART!!! |
10/26/26 |
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Cannot find my gay man diarrheas on lover’s penis poast pls hlp thx |
10/26/26 |
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Obama: "How did race relations get so bad?" *dives off Geffen's yacht* |
10/26/26 |
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I'd like to fuck my whore 100000 times |
10/26/26 |
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This is the first poast in xo history with the word ROTOTILLER in it |
10/26/26 |
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Crowdfunding for table book of peterman threads |
10/26/26 |
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Reminder: Obama's second biggest scandal was wearing a tan suit |
10/26/26 |
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Rosh Hashanah 3.5 Wks Away. Return Of Rach For Big Changes Is Coming Soon. |
10/26/26 |
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Rach's Rosh Hashanah New Year's Resolution To Make Big Changes To XO |
10/26/26 |
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marie kondo: "fuck it, my house is a mess" |
10/26/26 |
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I'm gay |
10/26/26 |
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Economist debunks "immigrants are racist" meme |
10/26/26 |
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rach to Unit 8200: i need the old server back, they're asking too many q's |
10/26/26 |
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My HARNESS just worked for 7 hrs. 30 min straight |
10/26/26 |
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Attenborough: Though related, the goose & the garoose have divergent sexual proc |
10/26/26 |
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Your disappointed father, trying to use chopsticks at your wedding reception |
10/26/26 |
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Italian horror soundtracks | Rockstar No-Carb l Nonbillable client alerts |
10/26/26 |
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"Calvin we've never done this before." "It's okay Hobbes. Lift your tail." |
10/26/26 |
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It's 11pm. You're walking out the doors of Davis Polk onto Lexington. Pop Smoke |
10/26/26 |
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*WMTP clapping like a seal as whokebe accepts "Faggot of the year" award* |
10/26/26 |
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I sure have made a lot of IFNB threads |
10/26/26 |
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*Kurt Russell exhales in the snow, decides it doesn't matter if JCM is doobs* |
10/26/26 |
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FIVE HUNDRED TWENTY FIVE THOUSAND SIX HUNDRED NIGGERS |
10/26/26 |
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I get held down, and get squanched again, mommy never hears me shout |
10/26/26 |
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"you have my sword." "and my bow." "and my axe." "and my assuranc |
10/26/26 |
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"Harold had taken the heart of the City--the skins of our fathers, brothers, |
10/26/26 |
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2 AM, Xmas day. You wake up to find your wife replaced by a gigantic bean sprout |
10/26/26 |
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"In your hour of need they will arrive." 'They?' "Deal Team Six--look to the sky |
10/26/26 |
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rate this escort i fucked in the ass |
10/26/26 |
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plasma donation center nurse: "have any questions?" ricky: "do u like staind?" |
10/26/26 |
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The myth of Sisyphus but with MPA licking a fetid vagina FOREVER |
10/26/26 |
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Sp here. If I poast weird rape shit about my kid, it’s not funny and it means |
10/26/26 |
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Phew. I thought I had lost you, friends |
10/26/26 |
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AHOY RACH! PUSH THE STARBOARD SERVER FULL SPEED AHEAD |
10/26/26 |
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Assfaggot, sharklasers, and backspace heading congo line @mpa's wedding |
10/26/26 |
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me and mpa walking boner police on a leash after we watch suspiria (jcm) |
10/26/26 |
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Ensign Chekov, now in hell |
10/26/26 |
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Just bought xo from rachmiel, will ensure it runs well (chandler) |
10/22/26 |
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Fabio Vighi: Pepper Thy Angus |
10/22/26 |
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quick, get out your NIGGER spam b/c you'll never be able to do it elsewhere |
10/22/26 |
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META order to pay $25 BILLION in New Mexico trial judgment |
10/22/26 |
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Just fueled up the generator running the XO server you have 3-4 hours to poast |
10/22/26 |
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tried reading The Myth of Sisyphus but eyes glazed over & gave up (consuela) |
10/22/26 |
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Friend killed our long running group text. Need advice on how to proceed |
10/22/26 |
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Don’t leave me again, I have no life! |
10/22/26 |
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Bam! It's 2016. Broncos just won the Super Bowl. Big year ahead. Hillary is up |
10/21/26 |
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PTA Type Mom Shamed Wife For Not Hosting B-Day Party For Our Kid |
10/21/26 |
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It's 2014. You're walking around the park listening to Serial S01. Life is good. |
10/21/26 |
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Bam it's 2012. You just voted for Obama. Fire up TED Talk. It's a jeet in Tech. |
10/21/26 |
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Just got a haircut after growing it out for 2 years |
10/21/26 |
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Hey Rachmiel — urgent heads-up about the bort |
10/21/26 |
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Can't remember the last time I had a Hamburger. Always have a cheeseburger inste |
10/21/26 |
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Shooting my computer with a gun today |
10/21/26 |
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ever notice how women like waking up right at the crack of dawn? |
10/21/26 |
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ljl the original meta penalty was reduced from 220 billion |
10/21/26 |
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Do "CBD" "drinks" do anything? |
10/21/26 |
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Rate this text exchange with my mother (Consuela) |
10/21/26 |
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Chuck Lorre: Two and a Half Men may be the only sitcom based on Carl Jung |
10/21/26 |
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Jean-Marie Le Pen did nothing wrong |
10/21/26 |
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lol at this 25bn penalty |
10/21/26 |
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"not seeing any red flags" (trump's team after vetting casey anthony) |
10/21/26 |
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no one cared enough about AutoAdmit to do the PHP2Shell hack on it |
10/21/26 |
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There r almost certainly bots executing arbitrary PHP code on the bort's server |
10/21/26 |
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PHP is completely fucked. Basically all internet fucked and all data stolen |
10/21/26 |
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Burgers don't go well with fries |
10/21/26 |
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HAPPENING: Haiti has been INVADED by El Salvador! |
10/21/26 |
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I'm genuinely concerned about the bort |
10/21/26 |
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NC early voting "apocalyptic" for Republicans - link |
10/21/26 |
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Okay think i'm gonna finally code that backup bort again tonight |
10/21/26 |
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STICKY: My asshole is cum-glued shut again, friends! -- rach |
10/21/26 |
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35 years ago today, Jake Roberts sicced his king cobra on Macho Man |
10/21/26 |
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STICKY: Urgent heads-up about the bort (Rach) |
10/21/26 |
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GPT said we need to contact rachmiel about the PHP vulnerability, not flame |
10/21/26 |
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TRUMP IS GAY (drudge) |
10/21/26 |
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Those 9.9% tall boy IPAs look like they'd be amazing to drink in the car |
10/21/26 |
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Vote or die. Rock the vote. |
10/21/26 |
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What if this PHP thing ends with the Internet turning into the Outernet? Huh???? |
10/21/26 |
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Zelensky says Rubio working to restore Starlink - link |
10/21/26 |
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Honestly, I don't think I like my job. |
10/21/26 |
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Trump preparing an October surprise? - link |
10/21/26 |
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Currently downloading the WOW FOREVER beta |
10/21/26 |
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People online freaking out about Trump’s student loan increases |
10/21/26 |
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ITT thoughts on Seoul |
10/21/26 |
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Film Critic canceled for "Total Digger Death" tweet (link) |
10/21/26 |
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sometimes we're mean to ai. but it really is magic. |
10/21/26 |
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Where in ASIA shld I go in NOV and DEC? |
10/21/26 |
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Rate GayGPT’s advice on whether I should stick my arm out the plane window |
10/21/26 |
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Video of whokebe just dropped. The years have not been kind. (Link) |
10/21/26 |
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You can make $150k/yr jacking off retards to curb their aggression |
10/21/26 |
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saw a bro at the gym with a charles tyrwhitt pump cover |
10/21/26 |
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