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By unhinged pumos about you · Past 6 hrs / 24 hrs / week / month
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"Bacon for breakfast" moaned Spaceporn as he busted a tiny load into his spaniel |
07/17/26 |
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SP jr wearing a blue dress, singing "Whatever Happened to Baby Jane" |
07/17/26 |
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Why aren't there pockets of resistance in Mariupol? Why no assassinations? |
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sexytimes for my lady bits! |
07/17/26 |
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If Bakhmut was in Vietnam, the VC would have thrown all their manpower at it |
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Dinesh D’Souza’s dotter is a smokeshow with a 6’4” white chad congressma |
07/17/26 |
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Ukraine warfare doctrine is just product placement ads for Javelins, ATACMS, F16 |
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Ricky, how's your tren cycle going? |
07/17/26 |
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What are those gross shower cap things black ppl wear in public? |
07/17/26 |
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Why doesn't Ukraine attempt ANY kind of irregular warfare against Russia? |
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Spaceporn screaming “I FUCKING OWN HIM!!” as cops wrestle him to ground in p |
07/17/26 |
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Met a lawyer that just did sales and now he's famous sales guy at my company |
07/17/26 |
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"Chicken tendies then smecksy time!" your future wife poasts on Reddit. |
07/17/26 |
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the other guy sucked the guys cock who was sucking my cock. |
07/17/26 |
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Any chance Christopher Nolan is nazi chud purposefuly trolling race relations? |
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Look what this ANCIENT AUTHOR had to say about Ukraine |
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Nolan: "No, it's everyone else who's out of touch." |
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Yuge DNC benefactor is under grand jury investigation in SDNY (link) |
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Greeks were illiterate for 400 years, and then they used a new form of writing |
07/17/26 |
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Odyssey-lovers: what's your favorite part of The Odyssey? |
07/17/26 |
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Replaced all my junk Pyrex with the French borosilicate kind |
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The Odyssey is a great book because the Romans read it "blank stare* |
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the arc of most xo poa's political views is fucking hilarious |
07/17/26 |
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Libs are going to have a great "weekend" whining about Drumpf |
07/17/26 |
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Chadly put together husband married to Ms. Porky |
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Thanks Trump. Was going to retire today,. But now I can’t |
07/17/26 |
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Trump Faces the Limits of U.S. Firepower and the Lessons of Past Wars |
07/17/26 |
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rate these Gen X Scumbag Bikers arrested in CT last night |
07/17/26 |
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Researchers close to a "functional cure" for HIV (zurich) |
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Baldmos you should be ingesting high volumes of bioavailable silica |
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SA describes typical midlaw experience on reddit |
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Fuck Iran. Fuck Libs. Fuck Soccer. Fuck Hillary and Kamala. |
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"wow, are you sri lankan?" (girl to SP after she puts her hand in his pants) |
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TSINAHFA terrorists burn Olive Garden over cancellation of 'Endless Breadsticks' |
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Trump puts permanent ‘Tramp Stamp’ on White House rebranding |
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Peterman's Anus Shooting Flaming Loads of Lube&Jizz Roman Candle-style (link |
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why is Israel so evil? |
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"My God, Spaghetti Face Man and Bozo Hair Guy are the same perp!" (Rust Cohle) |
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These are actual declassified documents on foreign election ops |
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Just checked my stocks for the 1st time in a few weeks. What the bastard bloody. |
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"So you're saying, Mr. Peterman, that your anus prefigures Christ's return?" |
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whats the difference between spaceporns kid and a washing machine |
07/17/26 |
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Dept. of War to measure volume of ejaculate for all new recruits (link) |
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Most of the senate is treasonous |
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Has anyone seen these "Vintage Tesla: Pre-Madness Edition" bumper stickers? |
07/17/26 |
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STFU DISCO FRIES |
07/17/26 |
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FBI Agent vomiting after entering SpacePorn's 'CabbagePatch Kids'-themed dungeon |
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"Quit acting like you've never done this" said SP, holding a pair of underoos |
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wife wants to watch the odyssey in a non-imax theatre |
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Started William James' The Varieties of Religious Experience |
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"they're not under our jurisdiction. also they have to obey immigration laws." |
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Bros hsoudl we buy the new ferrari EV SUV thing even though it looks ugly |
07/17/26 |
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Rubio watching foreign interference speech from Venezuelan capitol building |
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"wish i had a huge ass pile of shoes 😭" (disco fries visiting auschwitz) |
07/17/26 |
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my local liquor store will only sell tallboys to guys over 6ft |
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Jews smell like shit for next 9 days for kike reasons |
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Sinister banner shows Trump family in coffins as Iran demands 'blood for blood' |
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Dupa reminds me of donkey lips from salute your shorts |
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Trump admin keeping him out of the situation room, not giving him nuclear codes |
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crazy that Big Deodorant have convinced everyone to be ashamed of their smell |
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"This stadium smells like sweaty pussy," thought Fred during the WNBA game. |
07/17/26 |
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why don't all presidents resign with 1 day left and have their vp's pardon them? |
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In honor of The Odyssey’s release I unretired for the day (Homer) |
07/17/26 |
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Dems fundamental 2028 problem: they will have to get Kamala elected |
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Capitol Police officer who killed Ashley Babitt runs a Somali Daycare Center (li |
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are there any female celebrities who arent completely obnoxious? |
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What are the MFCR Westchester towns? Top 5 |
07/17/26 |
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"it's not sexual", he lisped, as he inhaled the sweaty sock |
07/17/26 |
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jordan speith peaked at 24yo now 30 & worse than local pros |
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i believe that jesus is coming back |
07/17/26 |
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Reddits all rent their appliances (fridge, washer, etc.) |
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ENGAGE never ending pasta bowl |
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darrelle revis making his last appointment with your future ex-wife |
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ur future ex-wife making her first appointment with dr revis |
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Modi says he will force Indian citizens to practice proper hygiene (link) |
07/17/26 |
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filling his movies with a-list celebrities is such a loser move from nolan |
07/17/26 |
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RSFs teens getting soaked poolside as disco fries cannonballs in2 Byblos pool |
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"And are these 'Israelis' Dancing in the room with you right now?" |
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libs have a great replacement lined up for Maine Nazi tattoo guy (video) |
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America’s Enterprising Spirit Is Booming After Decades-Long Slump |
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So Hegemon is a Rubio-supporting turbo Zionist Neocon? |
07/17/26 |
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prole tell: being anti-ICE/police |
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Cya in September! |
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NSAM retiring in shame after Ukraine bombs Russian military base |
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PROLE TELL: Thinking about other people after age 30 |
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That one scene in the Iliad where the two guys fight. So vivid. So powerful |
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"switch hitter in Rye" (Westchester grindr profile) |
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canada wafting the smoke towards our nation's capitol like a gradeschool fart |
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Wow so Trump is exceptionally shitty at fighting wars he starts? |
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In the past 2 years both liquor stores by me went from white/asian --> indian |
07/17/26 |
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Tommy you gonna pay Trump for early access to his tweets? |
07/17/26 |
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"He said he was 13." *flips page* "And you responded, "8349724." |
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r/BrownGuyXGirl |
07/17/26 |
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The implied existence of a pitcher in the rye |
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Link to Doobs' "There was a lot of flipping" comment? |
07/17/26 |
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Jesus, Russia bombed some boats. I guess it's over for Ukraine now! |
07/17/26 |
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Black female dentist kills kid on accident with twice the lethal amount of pks |
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Funny thing about me: I do like going to "Israeli" restaurants |
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imagine seeing ur poasts on a 70mm imax screen |
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What's with people smoking clove cigarettes now? |
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Kashmir Hill follows AI instructions for a full week (ass lobster appears): |
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Michelin 3 star place serves tuna casserole from live vagina |
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"I don't even want her to do anything sexual!" he cried as the police |
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Victor Orban and Alysa Liu dating - link |
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honey relax I'm just buying her clothes |
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Iran bombs actual military installations, why doesn't Ukraine do that, ever? |
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NSAM cracks me up (link) |
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Couldn't you duel still by being mutually in fear for your life? |
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The whole point of the COVID hoax was to unseat Trump, never forget that |
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swapping our ur wife's one piece for a microbikini on family vacay |
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Maybe Russian troops aren't dying because Ukraine never attacks them? |
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New Ukrainian defense minister proposes bombing Russian troops (flame) |
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hey babe why is there a $300 shein charge on the amex? |
07/17/26 |
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what is the cr gaming laptop to get my son for his 13th bday? |
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shrew wife: ann taylor internet gf: fashion nova |
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only a matter of time before some faggot invents 3 factor authentication |
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Two possibilities: 1) the Bible is a great book 2) Constantine converted |
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Wildfires are good casus belli for invading Canada |
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Barron Trump and Judge Boasberg hovering 500 feet above DC shooting lightning |
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Why don't Ukrainians ever volunteer for military service? |
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So Trump "admitted" to $400M estate fraud to hide Vnesheconombank "loans" |
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MARCO RUBIO TOYOTA's Review Is In. The Odyssey Is A Flop. The CR-V Is A Triumph. |
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and the lawboard it sings like carnival, as the poasters post shit that is queer |
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stack that up over a year, you're toast |
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Guardian article about fake boobs begins by ranting abt Trump |
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The DRUMPF thing could be a very effective dog whistle |
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Mueller! Deutsche Bank! LOL @ TrumpCUCKs! *inhales a fifth of Beam* (WLMAS) |
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Do any HONEST Trumpcucks want to admit the Deutsche Bank thing scares them? |
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🚨🚨🚨 all non Americans are gay 🚨🚨🚨 |
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WTF now DISCO FRIES may be turning up in St T (RSF) |
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Trump just proved Russiagate is real |
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SPCX below debut price of $130 after child asks how rocketships make money |
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normal for wife to have daughter's bf in her phone as "🍆"? |
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Nobody respects Trump |
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bort cons have soured on Charlie Kirk after realizing how anti-Israel he was |
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gonna do some squats with ohnoes the poster today |
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If Dems win any of the gerrymandered GOP seats this year then it’s fraud |
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How much do Ukrainian soldiers get paid? |
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now that, you ought to see *soyface* |
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30 yo today living to 85 will spend 7 yrs logging into shit, 2FA, solving captch |
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Rate the evolution of this popular bass guitar youtuber |
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Why don't Ukrainians in occupied territories rise up against Russian invaders |
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Shaggy and Scooby were huge liabilities to Mystery Inc. |
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Cowgod rate this Redditors vision for Gaming in 2028 |
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The Honda Odyssey |
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The printing press seems like it could have been invented 8,000 years ago easily |
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the implied existence of SCOTUS vaginal and anal arguments |
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Poaster with 1000 logins |
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mexican chads 'rolling back' your wifes odometer & putting her back on market |
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"Don't stop grandpa. Don't stop" ".... KAI! What the fuck are you doing!" |
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