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By unhinged pumos about you · Past 6 hrs / 24 hrs / week / month
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The peak of M. Night Shyamalan movies (1999 - 2006) was peak USAslan |
06/19/26 |
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The GI Joe USS Flagg aircraft carrier was the most prestigious statusy toy ever |
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where's the lie? (boomer T-shirt) |
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Response to my haters (Kenny) |
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Pick one. We will know which you'll choose |
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Only military/vets voting is *vastly* superior to universal sufferage |
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Be gay; do crime |
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1992 - 2009 is same “time” “passing” as 2009 - 2026 🔮 |
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ITT: Worst you ever were with alcohol |
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*Grabs Monkeys Paw 2nd time* "okay, make politics AND crypto threads stop" |
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How many people actually care about the Autoadmit.com plot lines? |
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Cute art school dropout writing "Todays forcememes" on chalkboard in whimsical f |
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Daughters teaching their dads to fuck |
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One of my favorite YouTube channels is this Canadian pet groomer |
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Kiev is toast within 3 or 4 hours. |
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Sons teaching their dads to fuck |
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Golden 🐶 & lab friend wonder if it's Juneteenth or JuneTEETH (peak 🎾 seaso |
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Sisters teaching their brothers to fuck |
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been watching the World Cup w South Americans, Argentinian women are the hottest |
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10M tokens for Claude to tell me to get some friends |
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I walked out of obsession bc it was too creepy for my unc ass |
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luis you ever get sweet old black lady client who thought she was jesus and shot |
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343 Studios Closed, bought by Sony, renamed 989 Studios |
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wife going all Marie kondo on the house |
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Moms teaching their daughters to fuck |
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Dads teaching their sons to fuck |
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Actual client: stabbed a guy 31 times at the train station because he was black |
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M. Night Shyamalan's family's pampered golden retriever tp |
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Colin Morikawa won at life (face card, fun job, cute dog, AZNhiking wife!) 🍇 |
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NSAM biographical detail: did law school internship repping NGRIs and USTs |
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chasing cocaine through the backrooms of the world all night |
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Which should I see Obsession or Backrooms? |
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Why not line the reflecting pool with blue fucking stone? Hegemon explain |
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XO 2006: Models and bottles 🍾 XO 2026: Arguing with AI about vaginas |
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Ever defend a completely schizophrenic client? |
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It's like I'm falling out of bed from a long and vivid dream |
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every thread is a shared node in the XO collective consciousness |
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Re: your attempt to reference "Borg Lives Matter" in a formal context |
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picked up a bunch of chick-fil-a for my goy employees earlier |
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Reminder: Frutiger Aero is an anagram for Refit Our Rage |
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You are right to call that out. They do pee from their pussies. |
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running into a burning building with no one trapped inside of it |
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Am I the only one who thinks gerrymandering is bad no matter who does it?? |
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Have a nice Monday ballbags--I'm golfing and getting laid today |
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Okay, I love men |
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So we're all 40 now just trying to relive our youth online? |
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ITT: an accurate depiction of jafar tp |
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Marie Kondo leading No Things rally |
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Tidying Up with Marie Kondo (Deepfake) |
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Started watching the Marie Kondo organizing show...I "thanked" my studio apt |
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Marie Kondo is basically the Japanese Jordan Peterson |
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*does Marie Kondo bow* *thanks XO for all of its bitchmade faggotry* |
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Marie Kondo getting desperate, using sex appeal now? (pic) |
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Marie Kondo asking you if her pussy sparks joy for you |
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marie kondo: "fuck it, my house is a mess" |
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Single asian women love those minimalistic Web 1.0 pages, Marie Kondo aesthetics |
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It's been a long road, getting from there to here... |
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Check out these awesome new games coming to PS5 and Switch 2 |
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"The future is yesterday" |
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Jesus would ghost people for months and just build cool shit alone in the desert |
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Hey man, I hear your husband's gay... |
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YOU FOUND A FORGOTTEN PS1 SUMMER 🌴 [intelligent dnb / atmospheric jungle] |
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Stepping away from the others to talk to Ricky tp |
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Forgotten labia retro poon 1.0 summer |
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They piss all over their labia. Multiple times, every day. |
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ton of young people are killing themselves irl rn not flame |
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Chick-fil-A | In-N-Out | Chipotle | Trader Joe's | Gelson's | Panda Inn, Express |
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real talk: referring to national teams by their “nicknames” is gay as fuck |
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I don't think this is an appropriate outfit for teen to get her drivers license |
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Autoadmit is just golden retrievers in my (admittedly idealized) headcanon |
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These "people" can vote |
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african, caribbean nations demanding apology, debt relief over slavery |
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I wanna kiss my cat one more time… I wanna thank my dad one more time |
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Onlyfans is just jeets |
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1-800-BLACK-ASS |
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please find attached a quaint 3D world whimsically sculpted by |
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who else is going camping this weekend |
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OnlyJeets |
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Reminder: u can't spell Quasi Cancer Jib Arc, 1986 w/o Brian Jacques circa 1986 |
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Brian Jacques circa 1986 tp #RedwallMouseLivesMatter |
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an avalanche of whimsical 112 IQ shitposting, Emilio and Mainlining just arrived |
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Trashiest southern state? |
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Deep Seek : "No humans in the Americas before 15th century" |
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Nintendo should buy Rare back |
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Okay, I admit it. I'm jafar's ex-wife, believe it or not. |
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JEWISH GIRLS WITH HEFTY MILKERS |
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lie & rob people |
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Chud the Builder will bond out soon |
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Twitter: Ok, we're just gonna let kikes damage public opinion of themselves |
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The DJ just yelled “This place is COVERED in the Tall Man’s nougat!” |
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Reminder Patriots: Main goal of the war was to destroy Iran's navy and air force |
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doppelganger/run like hell thread (solzy) |
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A magical Narnian Beaver providing his sheepdog guidance on the journey home, tp |
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Saw 2 surfer guys w real men 💝 Jesus decal, thought of mousemo and BEAVER |
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Star Trek, except it’s cuttingtable, mousemo, and me visiting 7/11 c. 1987 |
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Walt Disney's EPCOT population: cuttingtable, goldens, Japanese, wholesome pumos |
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Never understood true meaning of the Chrono Cross ending until I met MOUSEMO tp: |
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Toy Story 5 was a massive disappointment |
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Watching a montage of cuttingtable threads like the end of Cinema Paradiso |
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Almost retired. Enjoying my deck |
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"I love men," TT posted on xo, as he swiped right on another azn girl |
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the absolute state of stream of consciousness poasting with other men |
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Poll: Will xo make it to 50,000,000 posts? |
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ricky is a wigger who says the 'n' word with less confidence around man o' war |
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An outline of Abby Shapiro's cans in the sky like the bat signal |
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BIG | JEWISH | BALLOONS |
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"Did someone say... Khazar milkers?" *peeks around corner* |
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Pausa de HIDRATACIÓN |
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Toy Story 5 is about Woody becoming a bald fraud, not flame |
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“Summer fruits for the summer lads!” he screamed as the train cut through th |
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“You’re a sicko nut job! Gettaway from me!” |
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Indian streetfight concludes in an open sewer (vid) |
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Trump is in many ways the Messi of America |
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men can have labias. |
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How would you describe the shared phenotype of smash mouth dude and guy fieri |
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Genetically European, spiritually East Asian 🥝🥥🦋 |
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jews, muslims, indians |
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“Are poasters even a thing anymore?” - Rachmiel relaxing at Club Med 🍹 |
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The DARK sons of HAITI holding up against Brasil? |
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Ur a nut! Ur crazy in the coconut! What does that mean? That boy needs therapy |
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Id Software Closed, Carmack (Gen X) fired |
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Created and interacted with content on law school message board (2014 - present) |
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xo 2008: CGWBT. xo 2014: 2d cousin. xo 2018: shrew gf. xo'21: vodka gf. xo'25: ? |
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Ocarina of Time but it's a modern game (summon cowshit) |
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just had the most amazing cyberscholarship encounters (2012 - the present) |
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“In my dearest memories, I see you reaching out to me…” 🦋🦋🦋 |
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Emily Ratajkowski: "I've become a total WHORE after having a kid" |
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I love men & women (designed for a distinct yet complementary purpose!) 🍇 |
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Finding insightful men (also a few women, crazy but true) in unlikely places |
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Walt Disney seeing typical Main Street, USA circa 2021: “Haha wow holy shit” |
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UFC 329 jafar vs arkan |
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November Rain playing as u pen a darkly whimsical Great American Novel from cabi |
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XO's at its best when silly, whimsical, less political |
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don’t forget to keep it whimsical, people |
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the whimsical internet-culture based, quasi-hipster girl schtick |
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an avalanche of whimsical 112 IQ shitposting tp |
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It's fairly impossible to find a USA woman whimsical enough to be a steampunk gf |
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how will you be an ally to mommy milkers |
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I'm surprised some scumbag hasn't yelled "BLUE COMING AROUND THE CORNER" |
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"her Khazar milkers--Hi, who just joined?...Ms. Rosen hi we were just talking ab |
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Ben Shapiro's sister resting her khazar milkers on your face as you wake up |
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The lost teachings of the Khazars: why Khazar milkers matter |
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How the JAP became America’s most complex Jewish stereotype. |
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2 19 yr old orthodox jewish dudes found under a ditch recently (2027) |
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took 2 19 yr old orthodox jewish dudes under my wing recently |
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Just poasted on “Autoadmit” circa 2026 or so. Holy fucking shit |
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jafar drooling all over his keyboard in an antipsychotic haze |
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on July 14, 2026, my friend jafar returned to full lucidity with a thunderous, |
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AAA Gaming is Crashing |
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Scamilio standby glitching 10 murks on beaver creek |
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