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By unhinged pumos about you · Past 6 hrs / 24 hrs / week / month
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Aliens show up at ur place and wanna listen to human music. |
08/23/26 |
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She’s 29 you sick fuck |
08/23/26 |
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Everyone laughs at my prick when they see it |
08/23/26 |
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Fuel will physically pour itself out of you're gas tank to the highest bidder |
08/23/26 |
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Ossoff now the Dem frontrunner |
08/23/26 |
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Gas prices will moon to $5 and then stations will just run out |
08/23/26 |
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.mov home movie blooper reel of guardian angel betraying you |
08/23/26 |
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Women are repulsed by me |
08/23/26 |
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Rate this girl eating her pussy and ass discharges - video |
08/23/26 |
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What do you guys usually order at Chili’s? |
08/23/26 |
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Guide to a successful Gentle Mommy Dom: |
08/23/26 |
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Theory: the reason the West vaulted past China was the alphabet. |
08/23/26 |
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just fired up a TNG episode. libs? |
08/23/26 |
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What do you guys usually poast on Rach’s Web 1.0 cyberhaiku canvas? |
08/23/26 |
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start being wildly delusional about how good life can get |
08/23/26 |
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Out of all their reach / set my spirit free… |
08/23/26 |
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Take me somewhere cheap / where the living’s easy |
08/23/26 |
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MTV Unplugged seemed way too gen-x and serious |
08/23/26 |
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r/GirlDiaperDiaries tp |
08/23/26 |
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Texas will now turn Blue 100% due to new THC ban |
08/23/26 |
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One of the biggest "oh shit" moments in US history - link |
08/23/26 |
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CA Judge allowing RICO case to proceed against CSLG for lawyer doctor collusion |
08/23/26 |
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remember when conservatives were against vaccines? |
08/23/26 |
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why do you care if Russian elections are free and fair? Get a life |
08/23/26 |
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who's the Chinese equilvalent of Mike Huckabee? |
08/23/26 |
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why does America have more religious zealots than China, Russia and Iran? |
08/23/26 |
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Huge WNBA catfight - link |
08/23/26 |
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200 years of two-party dictatorship: the Bobby Birdshit Story |
08/23/26 |
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where in the Federalist Papers did they let on that we can only have two parties |
08/23/26 |
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What if you don't even know the history of your own goddamn country? |
08/23/26 |
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pop quiz: why does America only have one more political party than China? |
08/23/26 |
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how to get a tatted up milf kava girlfriend |
08/23/26 |
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Evan39, Chad’s Kale Chips Haunt You |
08/23/26 |
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what if Rome collapsed slowly while being run by low IQ autocrats for 200 years? |
08/23/26 |
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Tabitha's Ascent: A Safeway DEI Chronicle (Evan39...thought$?) |
08/23/26 |
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What if Andrew Jackson ruined America and you never learned about it? |
08/23/26 |
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Should i move to new York |
08/23/26 |
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We were both 16 and it felt so right, sleeping all day staying up all |
08/23/26 |
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Iran to the average white American: how stupid do you think we are? *lights cig* |
08/23/26 |
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"No, mister, no work today," Olivia Rodrigo says, tapping ur nose. "You need res |
08/23/26 |
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Iran with shit-eating grin: we always knew you fuckwits would attack us one day |
08/23/26 |
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max IQ to think Iran's missiles were a nothingburger for 20 consecutive years? |
08/23/26 |
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"Putin kills journalist. He's against gay rights" *blows $5 trillion* *loses war |
08/23/26 |
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Remember when we became enemies with Putin because he killed a journalist? |
08/23/26 |
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This ai shit sucks |
08/23/26 |
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I'm beginning to suspect Russiophobia is a symptom of extremely super low IQ |
08/23/26 |
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the Japanese word for penguin is "business goose" |
08/23/26 |
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Land of the free unless you want to collaborate with Russian scientists |
08/23/26 |
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If we could purchase $8000 Chinese EVs would it help offset inflation or nah |
08/23/26 |
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Markets thirsty out here |
08/23/26 |
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wow I love being online |
08/23/26 |
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I wonder if free trade with Russia and China and Iran might improve are economy |
08/23/26 |
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What were the 10 best Def Poetry Jam performances? |
08/23/26 |
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cr to airbnb in playa del Carmen for 8 weeks and cycle oral winny, beach lift? |
08/23/26 |
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USA is such a joke under TRUMP Canada has declared WAR on USA |
08/23/26 |
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Why are all Koreans weird herky jerky automatons? |
08/23/26 |
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the whole "structure" is fraudtarded |
08/23/26 |
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Two total fucking retards get married fuck and shit you out on earth tp |
08/23/26 |
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50 year old female partner said "seppuku" on a call |
08/23/26 |
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yes, the best song of the 00s is ocean avenue |
08/23/26 |
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Life hack: find a tomboy that dresses like a femboy |
08/23/26 |
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G-d has a plan for you Ricky |
08/23/26 |
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wow i love being alone |
08/23/26 |
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"o fuck what would CS Lewis order?" - Emilio 2nd in line at panda express |
08/23/26 |
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I found out my sister plays an esport |
08/23/26 |
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"The thing about communism is it just doesn't work" Milton Friedman never said |
08/23/26 |
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One thing gotta give xo credit for, poasters here truly know what "rock bottom" |
08/23/26 |
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When Im with you I feel like I could die and that would be alright |
08/23/26 |
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Which cherished Poaster would you will your XOXOhth cyberPersona to? |
08/23/26 |
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Why did America become enemies with Iran but Canada never did? |
08/23/26 |
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Americans in the 1980s thought Japan would own the future. Really dumb |
08/23/26 |
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80% of r/GirlDinnerDiaries is just women annoyed that their bfs watch porn |
08/23/26 |
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Grok just told me "that noose ain't gonna tie itself" |
08/23/26 |
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swapped my OLED monitor for a VA panel with miniLEDs and it's better for text |
08/23/26 |
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You ain't bringing no type of ruckus |
08/23/26 |
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Absolutely insane nobody's poasted about Kelly Ripa's OnlyFans |
08/23/26 |
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no one predicted the USSR's collapse in the 1970s and 80s |
08/23/26 |
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Who was the genius who decided America and China should become enemies? |
08/23/26 |
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do u know any biglaw partners who wear full rick owens? |
08/23/26 |
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Why did Europeans never invent writing, but Mexicans did? |
08/23/26 |
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blondes vs brunettes...tanned vs white skin. Which one? |
08/23/26 |
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Remember when Hegemon urged us to “strap up” after Trump lost in 2020? |
08/23/26 |
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American nuisance streamers bully the locals in Japan: |
08/23/26 |
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It was really fucking stupid for Reagan to make Osama bin Laden powerful |
08/23/26 |
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Hegenon-free board |
08/23/26 |
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It was really fucking stupid for Reagan to become enemies with Iran |
08/23/26 |
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Khameini in Hell for not being a snake-handling Pentecostal |
08/23/26 |
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MIG you’d probably like Alex Soros’s phd dissertation on Heinrich Heine |
08/23/26 |
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if you arent living above the api youre essentially non white at this point |
08/23/26 |
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Toilet Porn |
08/23/26 |
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Evan39 vs. Sir Squawkington: The Arbitration Chronicles (Evan39) |
08/23/26 |
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Evan39 Notices the $afeway's Ceiling Camera Has Moved Again |
08/23/26 |
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a female penis extruding hot pinworm-filled feces into a male neovagina |
08/23/26 |
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jung bursting hasn't happened in a few days now, guess it's all behind us |
08/23/26 |
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The [Celebrity] is not a hobby she is a lifestyle pattern should show up in ch |
08/23/26 |
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a jovial evan39 playing koniggratzer marsch over supermarket PA system |
08/23/26 |
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jung bursts on 8/20 and 8/21 were big enough to see from space |
08/23/26 |
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Question about European feudalism. |
08/23/26 |
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Asian women are openly eugenicist, self loathing racists |
08/23/26 |
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i feel like shit for at least 1-2 hrs whenever i eat. no matter what i eat. |
08/23/26 |
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This is all pathetic evan39... (Mainlining) |
08/23/26 |
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Hypo: How could Russia + Iran raise crude oil prices? |
08/23/26 |
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Instead of work I'm just gonna go back to college tomorrow |
08/23/26 |
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Whokebe has a creampied faggot asshole and three nipples |
08/23/26 |
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A baby cried in the dumpster. No one climbed in. (Evan39) |
08/23/26 |
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Evan39 here..help! Tabitha’s ‘Team Building Friday’ is a mandatory chaos f |
08/23/26 |
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🚨 No Coupon for Old Men 🚨 (Aisle 12 at Closing Time) (Evan39....) |
08/23/26 |
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The One's "Beneath" The Grocery, Forever Waiting (Evan39) |
08/23/26 |
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The Final Re$ignation™: Evan39's Last Note on the Grind |
08/23/26 |
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Evan39 here - The staff union voted to cancel performance reviews—permanently. |
08/23/26 |
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Evan39 Cracks at the Safeway Inventory Reckoning |
08/23/26 |
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Serious question, why get a 30 year mortgage? |
08/23/26 |
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Evan39's Grocery Odyssey: The Cycle of Futility |
08/23/26 |
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Evan39 Faces the Safeway Pep Audit |
08/23/26 |
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Evan39! 42.7398° N, 109.2171° W — bring nothing. |
08/23/26 |
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note found in the mop closet. 3:07 AM (Evan39) |
08/23/26 |
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I’m going to die in 17C. Chad’s in 17D. He’s texting her. (Evan39) |
08/23/26 |
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Evan39, you braindead? Legally, Keisha needs two seats on the forklift, friend. |
08/23/26 |
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Sir, you can’t discriminate against my unique dietary identity. (Evan39) |
08/23/26 |
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'Twitter spaces' have catastrophically bad volume leveling/normalization |
08/23/26 |
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Evan39 here - My Firm (Perkins Coie) knows about my other "life." |
08/23/26 |
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project farm nationalism |
08/23/26 |
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My parents are the most deep fried boomers absolutely cooked |
08/23/26 |
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farting so loud you get a divorce |
08/23/26 |
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A woman returned a half-eaten rotisserie. There was something inside. (Evan39) |
08/23/26 |
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Exit options for PI lawyers? |
08/23/26 |
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Track and Field Girls, thoughts? |
08/23/26 |
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Give fraud "native" Americans casinos and land was and is a pussy ass move |
08/23/26 |
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Most "Americans"=wasteful retarded frauds |
08/23/26 |
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No one's having a "good time"=complete fraud nonsense |
08/23/26 |
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Go wipe your ass with a fraud ameican flag |
08/23/26 |
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The fraud must be wheelchaired and diapered |
08/23/26 |
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It's a small small fraud world lol |
08/23/26 |
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America=retards and retarded low level fraud |
08/23/26 |
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WHY I QUIT OTR TRUCKING AFTER 30 DAYS … |
08/23/26 |
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There at least 12 poasters who poast in synchronized bursts |
08/23/26 |
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Taking Qs from Des Moines, Iowa (RSF) |
08/23/26 |
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so sick & tired of the fukcing faggot fraud...killselfs please! for "humanity"! |
08/23/26 |
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Fuking liars and frauds..it was simple to have it all along |
08/23/26 |
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It's all fraud and you've been had |
08/23/26 |
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She’s already begining to sound needy :) nice. |
08/23/26 |
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There’s a lot of fraud out there |
08/23/26 |
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Lol at allowing fraudulent "native Americans" swindle&rob through "casinos" |
08/23/26 |
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How to prevent life force from spilling out through air hole |
08/23/26 |
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All my bulls love watching my ass bounce. 🥰 |
08/23/26 |
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I thought RICO was a criminal statute. How can Uber sue? |
08/23/26 |
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just copped a new gaming mouse. megapoasting has become 34% more efficient |
08/23/26 |
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The lottery is rigged be careful |
08/23/26 |
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What if Agent xo had login credentials and could poast? How would you know? |
08/23/26 |
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Hegemon, butt cheeks and gunner, get ITT please |
08/23/26 |
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