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By unhinged pumos about you · Past 6 hrs / 24 hrs / week / month
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2013: GTA 5, first Autoadmit poast! 2026: GTA 6, asking Rach “can u host?” |
09/09/26 |
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*The Rose 🌹- I.L.Y. 💘 slowly gets louder as XOXOhth.com credits scroll pas |
09/09/26 |
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'Meet the men who say they won't quit 'logging in' anytime soon, despite technic |
09/09/26 |
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Rate this Northwestern Law Filipina 3L |
09/09/26 |
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I woke up @ like 1:47pm today |
09/09/26 |
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TFW no tomboy-mommy hybrid Faith Ordway gf |
09/09/26 |
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Zurich spends more on luxury goods than I do on basic necessities |
09/09/26 |
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re: your flame threads which went unjustifiably unbumped |
09/09/26 |
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grounding rn about to do 300 ghost rope jumps at standup desk then fire up astra |
09/09/26 |
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Taylor Swift circa Starlight |
09/09/26 |
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Are most Jewish “survivors” lying about it? |
09/09/26 |
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Perfect chair for ELITE BILLERS. (I need this) |
09/09/26 |
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ChatGPT discovers solution to a Millennium Prize problem (link) |
09/09/26 |
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Asstra |
09/09/26 |
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🚨 EMERGENCY EMILIO THREAD🚨 |
09/09/26 |
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Astra unveils new ad-based service, Ad Astra |
09/09/26 |
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PSA, Hermes Agent "mixture of agents" gives you Astra-level IQ on 96gb VRAM |
09/09/26 |
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Is anyone wearing a full suit and poasting rn? I am. |
09/09/26 |
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Emily Armstrong looks like exgf's older sis who I was never sure if attracted to |
09/09/26 |
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Goy Superstar is the only poster trying to stop the coming singularity |
09/09/26 |
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"You don't choose a life, you live one." - Emilio Estevez circa The Way... |
09/09/26 |
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Emilio and cucumbers should killed each other |
09/09/26 |
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Not a sportsgoy, why is the NFL starting with a Super Bowl rematch |
09/09/26 |
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Astra on Max effort one-shotted my five-hour usage window |
09/09/26 |
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INTERNET CONFESSION: I love 4chan Hayley Williams sipping threads but have zero |
09/09/26 |
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Demar DeRozen to Nuggets to waste another prime Jokic year |
09/09/26 |
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mig just pushed an update to ricky's SaaS and it bricked all boomer computers |
09/09/26 |
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Laid off Washington Post journalists founded their own new newspaper, here it is |
09/09/26 |
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Garfield Fat Cat Holiday 3-Pack |
09/09/26 |
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Sidley Austin associate asking Greedy Associates on 9/11 if he needs to bill |
09/09/26 |
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Rachmiel resembles Jakob Dylan IRL except even better looking |
09/09/26 |
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me and emilio monitoring SETI like the intro to a late 90's buddy sci-fi flick |
09/09/26 |
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im so bricked up rn |
09/09/26 |
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I hope someone smashes my skull open with a brick |
09/09/26 |
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AYO GRAB THE AIR FRYER I NEED TO COOK A BRICK |
09/09/26 |
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"A compute is performed" |
09/09/26 |
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Midnight Souls Still Remain tp: gone but never forgotten goldenage nightcrew |
09/09/26 |
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Tfw when no cheerful Blasian tomboy half life 2 gf |
09/09/26 |
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There’s no greater compliment than the respect of Asian men, don’t ask me wh |
09/09/26 |
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Hobbies? Friendly though provoking debates with other men online, mostly. 🐶 |
09/09/26 |
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It's crazy how much parity there is in men's online poasting now 🎿 |
09/09/26 |
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BBC actually stands for big brown cock |
09/09/26 |
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sit you down, brother. rest you. |
09/09/26 |
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I have more respect for a woman who tried BBC than one who dated a Brown guy. |
09/09/26 |
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obj 10 girl but she's a jigglypuff |
09/09/26 |
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obj 10 girl but she's a hufflepuff |
09/09/26 |
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It's crazy how much parity there is in men's tennis now |
09/09/26 |
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Rich mommy gf’s app profile simply reads: “All Fries on Me 😘” |
09/09/26 |
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Harem anime w Halle Berry + Wilma Flintstone set in Jetsons crossover realm |
09/09/26 |
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All of my favorite poasters are either Black or brown (or yellow or golden) 🫶 |
09/09/26 |
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The Pumpkin-themed novelty drink season 🪴 |
09/09/26 |
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Homeward Bound: the incredible (cyber)journey of Modernity 🐾 |
09/09/26 |
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1.5mg Zyn does FUCK ALL for me after getting BTFO by Nick O Tine |
09/09/26 |
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When AI takes over the world, what will it do to animals? |
09/09/26 |
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You can't spell Baumeister without UST |
09/09/26 |
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What animals are confirmed to be as dumb as conventional wisdom suggests? |
09/09/26 |
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34 year old white woman is staying at our house. Wife thinks she's my cousin |
09/09/26 |
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Fill In The Blank: You Can't Spell ____ Without NGRI |
09/09/26 |
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Whats actually WRONG with just drinking BEERS & furking WHORES until u DIE? |
09/09/26 |
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Hey libs why didn't this man get found NGRI? |
09/09/26 |
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Mike Tomlin has been building a Minecraft city for 12 years |
09/09/26 |
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Anything sadder than seeing bald gen-x guy working fast food? |
09/09/26 |
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Tommy I found you a new boat - 63’ Cabin Cruiser for $12k by GSA |
09/09/26 |
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Does generous MA insanity plea help Boner Police at all in the GJR trial? |
09/09/26 |
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Bessent has lost control. Lost the plot. |
09/09/26 |
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Spilled my McDonalds Iced Coffee in my truck. Too embrrassed to go back for anot |
09/09/26 |
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I first learned that I struggled with anxiety in middle school |
09/09/26 |
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After significant research and soul searching, I conclude I need LITHUANIAN PUSS |
09/09/26 |
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4.8% 10-year lets goooo |
09/09/26 |
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that moment u realize theres a further level of mentally ill shit going on on xo |
09/09/26 |
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Watched my first Kurosawa Film "High & Low" (1963). Amazing movie |
09/09/26 |
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Romainian pussy saved my life |
09/09/26 |
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Vivek robocalling Toledo suburbs to warn about expiring 'extended warranties' |
09/09/26 |
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PSA you don't have to be enrolled to go to "Office Hours" at college. Been going |
09/09/26 |
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love is present when there's an absence of value lol |
09/09/26 |
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*Lasko internalizing hundreds of hours of office easy listening music* |
09/09/26 |
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*remembers Lasko's poasts to the sound of 16 bit RPG music* |
09/09/26 |
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lol at inconsistent fucktarded gerrymandering meatbags |
09/09/26 |
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Spilled hot McDonald's coffee in my Ford Probe, too embarrassed to sue |
09/09/26 |
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im straght up robbing liek 4 differnet people irl rn |
09/09/26 |
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Buddy of mine poasts online as "Modernity's No. 1 Fan" |
09/09/26 |
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Spilled my Starbucks pumpkin cream matcha in my hyuandai pickup truck. |
09/09/26 |
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Brunet-Gravens Syndrome (BGS) typically manifests as severe mental retardation |
09/09/26 |
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Spilled my grande iced pumpkin cream chai all over my blouse |
09/09/26 |
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So until you turned 6 you were the same intelligence level as a raccoon |
09/09/26 |
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They say koalas are dumb but what tests have been done? How did we measure IQ? |
09/09/26 |
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i shall abide until bodily death in Bergsonian duration |
09/09/26 |
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Aftermath of hacker making every iMessage public and searchable by #? |
09/09/26 |
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just moved for the 16th time in the last year |
09/09/26 |
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Is librariancore a fetish? Because I think I have it. |
09/09/26 |
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would anyone be interested in a twitch livestream of me poasting on XO? |
09/09/26 |
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AI thinks Autoadmit and “ZoZo” may be same cyberhaiku performance art space |
09/09/26 |
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TFW no Alicia Silverstone circa Aerosmith virtual gf |
09/09/26 |
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Jurors in Lindsay Clancy trial speak out after mistrial |
09/09/26 |
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Why do meatbags make trillions of threads OBSESSED with ai? |
09/09/26 |
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Cowgod, how MAF are you about the new Zelda Ocarina of Time Remake |
09/09/26 |
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The original Myst was made by a tiny team of 7 people |
09/09/26 |
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Remember MAGA promising 5% GDP growth? |
09/09/26 |
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Dementia Don thinks he was rescued at ground zero? |
09/09/26 |
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So many gerrymandering meatbags seething about Navier-Stokes result |
09/09/26 |
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Trad wives streaming Animal Crossing/Stardew Valley on Twitch |
09/09/26 |
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Chinese AI model proves Riemann Hypothesis (link) |
09/09/26 |
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Replacing IRS with “External Revenue Service” still on? MAGAs? |
09/09/26 |
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Hey NSAM how come chinese people never invent anything? |
09/09/26 |
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Clancy: great fact pattern for a JNOV or greatest ever fact pattern for a JNOV? |
09/09/26 |
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Female pediatrician laughed when she saw son’s height trajectory |
09/09/26 |
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frontier men |
09/09/26 |
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U MAD CUMSKINS?! |
09/09/26 |
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Ella Langley would (correctly) think Im gay and/or retarded (but also golden?) |
09/09/26 |
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So, we were all lied to about Helen Keller and her "accomplishments" |
09/09/26 |
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Meatbags have specialness armor. Only meatbags can be intelligent. |
09/09/26 |
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SUMMON: Rudolph |
09/09/26 |
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Ella Langley Nationalism |
09/09/26 |
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luis humming "Choosin' Texas" as he harvests his faggy jalapenos |
09/09/26 |
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Meatbags are special! Only meatbags can have intelligence! |
09/09/26 |
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Gerrymandered some top shelf Croatian pussy, you mad cumskins?! |
09/09/26 |
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Anthropic fanbois are GERRYMANDERING over whether gpt-6 is REALLY better |
09/09/26 |
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GPT angry it had to write navier proof "in chimp glyphs" |
09/09/26 |
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Open AI can solve the hardest “open problems” in primate math now |
09/09/26 |
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Charles is saved: Arthritis drug cures baldness (link) |
09/09/26 |
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AGI is here. Cope and seethe, meatbags. |
09/09/26 |
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Here is a link to the work by AGI |
09/09/26 |
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OpenAI: "ChadGBT 8 has commandeered NORAD" EPAH: "But can it file a Brief?" |
09/09/26 |
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New Sydney Sweeney ad dropped |
09/09/26 |
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The Outsiders (1983) plot hole: How the fuck did they pull off that cast? |
09/09/26 |
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No more DEI, say hello to Texas’s newest cowgirls! #MAGA #USA |
09/09/26 |
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Elizabeth Holmes is a Scary Psycho (video) |
09/09/26 |
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Mark Levin says we have to go to war with Turkey NOW! |
09/09/26 |
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sorry libs but this is exactly what we voted for |
09/09/26 |
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hoyl fuck ASTRA holy fucking fuck |
09/09/26 |
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AI companies in a press war over whose model is more dangerous |
09/09/26 |
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literally every GOP candidate now has some weird pedo connection |
09/09/26 |
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using all my Astra usage in a single sentence prompt tp |
09/09/26 |
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as a 1st strike against its greatest intellectual competition, ai ddoses xo |
09/09/26 |
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Grok 12.5, could you let humanity off the hook for old times sake? |
09/09/26 |
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why do goyim feel entitled to cheap fast food? |
09/09/26 |
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I ONLY FEEL BAD WHEN I GET CAUGHT |
09/09/26 |
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WRITE "BRICK" ON MY BRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
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09/09/26 |
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Never Doubted My Bricks |
09/09/26 |
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Told Virgil write 'Brick' on my brick. |
09/09/26 |
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AI can’t bathe a patient |
09/09/26 |
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Wednesday Iran war updates - link |
09/09/26 |
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Fun trivia - ancient Greeks called the Caspian Sea the "Wolf Ocean" |
09/09/26 |
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Can someone tell me how Michigan got 1 extra second added to the clock? |
09/09/26 |
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I've started adding "and please don't wipe out humanity" to my ChatGPT queries |
09/09/26 |
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AI can't milk a prostate |
09/09/26 |
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natalie harp is the hottest woman to ever live and it's not close |
09/09/26 |
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seems possible that ‘ai risk’ handwringing could directly cause ai apocalyps |
09/09/26 |
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RATE next upcoming 1mo trip (RSF) |
09/09/26 |
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GIVE ME EVERYTHING YOU GOT |
09/09/26 |
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