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By unhinged pumos about you · Past 6 hrs / 24 hrs / week / month
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To melody of Morrissey’s Sing Your Life: “U have a lovely poasting voice!” |
09/21/26 |
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"like roman concrete, modern software engis couldn't replicate it if they tried" |
09/21/26 |
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Germany is collapsing |
09/21/26 |
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Long lost Walker Percy Moviegoer sequel: BEAVER tp + Ella Langley 2nd cousin |
09/21/26 |
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i'm not sure if garfield can actually talk. he always has a "thought bubble" not |
09/21/26 |
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Hobbies? Friendly though provoking debates with other men online, mostly. 🐶 |
09/21/26 |
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That poast was an absolute piss missile |
09/21/26 |
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lighting a cig on the back porch, lawn mowers braying |
09/21/26 |
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*Tame Impala - End of Summer slowly gets louder as the ZoZo seasons change* 🌅 |
09/21/26 |
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"I still wish for you at 11:11" 🎻 |
09/21/26 |
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This world is full of mystery / but somewhere from the secret we descend 🌄 |
09/21/26 |
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The fall equinox is tomorrow. |
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rate elliot rodger sister BALLING OUT in japan |
09/21/26 |
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Rate this cow print girl |
09/21/26 |
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The Fake geography of famous events |
09/21/26 |
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Could you retire off $3 million at age 50? |
09/21/26 |
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BITCOIN IS MOONING |
09/21/26 |
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Ed Sheeran apologizes for apologizing |
09/21/26 |
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“Did the white man touch u in ur special place?” Tommy:“yes…my heart” |
09/21/26 |
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MAGA losers are so beaten down they’ve become boring and submissive |
09/21/26 |
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We never really heard many military horror stories from Afghanistan |
09/21/26 |
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Speaking Of Cindy Crawford Kids, Is Kaia Too Skinny Here? (PIC) |
09/21/26 |
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I can proudly say that I have never had a car with Apple Car Play |
09/21/26 |
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Why are proles suddenly irate about data centers? |
09/21/26 |
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Need to replace laptop. Macbook Air vs Macbook Pro (15"/14", M5, 24GB 1TB)? |
09/21/26 |
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It's AMAZING the Dems haven't developed a Single New OBAMA |
09/21/26 |
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Claude API is insanely expensive now |
09/21/26 |
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xo board traffic down 90% as posters are all at temple for yom kippur |
09/21/26 |
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my golden retriever is freaked out by her glow-in-the-dark ball |
09/21/26 |
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I have a golden retriever on my lap |
09/21/26 |
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US Airforce personnel set up a gay bathhouse/massage parlor on Iwo Jima |
09/21/26 |
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carrot top is the dave chappelle of prop comedy and its not even close |
09/21/26 |
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U choose: go back in time to college or jshad comes back |
09/21/26 |
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has any status symbol elevated more than 'poasting' ? |
09/21/26 |
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"Facts don't care about your kike voodoo." - SkaddenArse tp |
09/21/26 |
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PA judge reduces fee claim 50% b/c winning lolyers "could have just used AI" |
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Cindy Crawford's son KILLSELF at 27 after Mething out of his mind #BirdshitLife |
09/21/26 |
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We’re getting rugpulled on the Epstein list aren’t we |
09/21/26 |
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How long after Trump takes office will the Dem pedophile ring be revealed? |
09/21/26 |
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Do you invite out-of-town grandparents to your kids’ birthday parties? |
09/21/26 |
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Tommy T has no response to this |
09/21/26 |
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Trump thinks getting Americans killed for Israel is “small potatoes”? |
09/21/26 |
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you back this man to the HILT |
09/21/26 |
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First they came for the Professor Frink-esque egghead math dorks |
09/21/26 |
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Will this ZoZo boy find his true love? |
09/21/26 |
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Suggest some great, lesser known amateur porn brands |
09/21/26 |
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oh cool, psycho spammer bumping garfield threads tonight |
09/21/26 |
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"No babe, Garfieldguy isn't necessarily the one who makes poasts about Garfield" |
09/21/26 |
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2013: GTA 5, first Autoadmit poast! 2026: GTA 6, asking Rach “can u host?” |
09/21/26 |
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4chan somehow found way to make Anna Paulina Luna your girlfriend in GTA6 (link) |
09/21/26 |
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who is spamming law poasts on my garfield message bort |
09/21/26 |
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*trips on branch on Appalachian trail* *backpack full of garfield books spills* |
09/21/26 |
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"I'm Brown and here are my Brown Thou-" "GARFIELD." |
09/21/26 |
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ITT: the GOAT POTUS of fat cat Garfield cartoons |
09/21/26 |
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Just occurred to me that "ethereal connection tp" loves men IRL, not just online |
09/21/26 |
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Anyone ever worked at Axiom Law? |
09/21/26 |
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Dems +8 on generic ballot a “good” thing for MAGAs in midterms? |
09/21/26 |
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Jaxon Dart's season is over. |
09/21/26 |
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MAGAs please confirm you’d gladly die for Israel at Trump’s behest, TYIA! |
09/21/26 |
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When Donny Dealmaker said “no new wars” what did he mean? |
09/21/26 |
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You guys remember Trump’s ”trade deals”? Whatever happened to that? |
09/21/26 |
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Full video of Michigan Senate debate (one very important twist) |
09/21/26 |
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Jon Arbuckle was considered a loser despite being a homeowner |
09/21/26 |
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Anyone else NEVER get any requests denied on gpt for safety? |
09/21/26 |
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Slobodan Milošević, Rod Blagojevich and Milla Jovovich are all ordering sandwi |
09/21/26 |
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Funny thing about Catholics: they defended Jews while killing other Christians |
09/21/26 |
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Asian fucking pussy |
09/21/26 |
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Check out Sophie Cunningham’s new boyfriend |
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Stanford uses AI to looksmaxx an AZN girl on school brochure |
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Bellevue therapy dog named “Emilio” playing with poasters in day room |
09/21/26 |
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"Mr. Senator, didn't that the website ROUTINELY celebrate naked weightlifters?" |
09/21/26 |
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nervous Araghchi fumbles his suit button in MFH |
09/21/26 |
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Detroit Tigers home stadium renamed “Fifth Third Park” |
09/21/26 |
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Are any poasters on Raya? 8 referrals and 4 months later still on waitlist |
09/21/26 |
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Will young people ever unite against the common enemy? |
09/21/26 |
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Candace Owen: “Blake Neff is a homosexual” |
09/21/26 |
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LOL ... link |
09/21/26 |
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The Penis can you think of one reason for hi res audio more than anti aliasing? |
09/21/26 |
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Charles, are you gay?!?!?! |
09/21/26 |
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didnt realize the rams kicker was so fat |
09/21/26 |
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Woman that Fox's Ed Henry is accused of "assaulting" is a bimbomaxxed turboslut! |
09/21/26 |
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Drumpf: "And the Beautiful Arch is going to be armed with friggin' laser Beams!" |
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Azn girl who killed Jeet filmmaker asks to serve sentence at home |
09/21/26 |
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"that shy, beautiful girl in hs/college really did have a crush on you" tp |
09/21/26 |
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I've looked at the science. Birds are smarter than birdbrains (women) |
09/21/26 |
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lex, 100% blackout, SNIZZLED UP on byzantine greek scholarship at 2 am |
09/21/26 |
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You're absolutely right. I shouldn't have launched those nukes -- that's on me. |
09/21/26 |
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an Islamic friend group is a paliphate |
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advertisements = TITS with semen in the middle |
09/21/26 |
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Walking through the mall with your sister and realizing she has great tits |
09/21/26 |
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How do you think celebrities manage money |
09/21/26 |
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if you're not getting your water directly from a birch tree tap ur insane |
09/21/26 |
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So MAGA was totally fine with Epstein's rape island but $4.50 gas was too much? |
09/21/26 |
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lex tp--100% SKITTLED OUT on dat CANDELABRA--lecturing you on the pre-socratics |
09/21/26 |
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*** CLAVICULAR BUSTED! |
09/21/26 |
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About to set up my 1890s cuckoo clock |
09/21/26 |
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Wat does Anthony Binken do for fun? |
09/21/26 |
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Russell Wilson dusting off his jersey |
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Shooting giant ropes of pearly cum on her big knockers |
09/21/26 |
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David Bowie - Love Is Lost (Hello Steve Reich Mix by James Murphy for the DFA - |
09/21/26 |
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I created the r/GamerDinnerDiaries subreddit |
09/21/26 |
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overcame desire by exhausting desire which is the tantric path of Buddhism |
09/21/26 |
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I'm looking for Llewellyn Moss |
09/21/26 |
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Could you hold it together if you got hit with a diarrhea gun while driving? |
09/21/26 |
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Did spaceporn vote for Kamala or some lib third party? |
09/21/26 |
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What do you guys usually poast on Rach’s Web 1.0 cyberhaiku canvas? |
09/21/26 |
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I'm about to crank my hog again |
09/21/26 |
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Crazy it's 10 yrs since Kedi istanbul street cat film, feels like only yesterday |
09/21/26 |
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Rachmiel resembles Jakob Dylan IRL except even better looking |
09/21/26 |
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"blacked nobility" (Italian mudshark) |
09/21/26 |
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GM dropping Apple CarPlay from their cars |
09/21/26 |
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Watching Muppets Christmas Carol & Treasure Island on a continuous loop tp |
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Apple Music recommended Seth MacFarlane sings The Muppets, 180 album actually |
09/21/26 |
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BangBus launches lesbian vertical LickSubaru |
09/21/26 |
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WASP GF: He Must Have Gone To Cotillion | JAP GF: He Must Make A Million! |
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WASP GF: Tanglewood, JAP GF: Darnell from the hood |
09/21/26 |
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WASP GF: Unitarian; JAP GF: blew an MTA ferryman |
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WASP GF: I Had A Debutante Ball | JAP GF: I'm Gonna Drain Your Balls :-P |
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So the Matrix was written and directed by two brothers who BOTH became trans wom |
09/21/26 |
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Russia has a new AI for Yankee ass fucking |
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TULIP gf: no free will, JAP gf: you're picking up the bill! |
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Outsourcing your political & financial decisions to gay law computer friends |
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Catholic gf: Pope of Rome, WASP gf: calls God on the phone |
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The insects always know. You can learn by observing them. |
09/21/26 |
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The Emeric Belasco of Biglaw |
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"So, do you kiss on the first date?" your uncle asks you at the Kings of Leon sh |
09/21/26 |
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"But Chad's car has a carbon footprint," the BUSCUCK moaned |
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tOSU giving up 13 points to Lightspeed University |
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Clancy gf: manifestations, WASP gf: Predestination |
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Early 2000s soft core “solo girl” sites really influenced my sexuality |
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hey guys rach put me in charge of the bort while he celebrates yom kippur |
09/21/26 |
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New fuckboy Crate and Barrel Bryce |
09/21/26 |
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Gunnercricketmobile holds himself sideways |
09/21/26 |
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The weird sisters in Macbeth are named Hobart, William, and Smith |
09/21/26 |
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(Re: Subjugation of Ukraine) “Just checking in on this, thx” |
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Neo-noir: Emily Ratajkowski c. Gone Girl or Alexandra Daddario c. True Detective |
09/21/26 |
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pov: you're watching him claim his throne in my ass |
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*cue Japanese city pop music during ZoZo afternoon intermission* |
09/21/26 |
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"Thank you, ZoZo." *puts on Citypop album art ZoZo souvenir T-shirt* |
09/21/26 |
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Damn Vivek might actually lose |
09/21/26 |
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🚨🚨🚨TRUMP IS RENAMING “A.I.” GUYS! AND HE WANTS US TO VOTE ON NEW NA |
09/21/26 |
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WASP GF: Newbury Street; JAP GF: street meat |
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Justice Kavanaugh Blocks Missouri Voting May Benefiting Republicans |
09/21/26 |
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So benzo got Guillaume-Barre from eating other men's poop? |
09/21/26 |
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Mandy here, taking questions for a bit |
09/21/26 |
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JAP GF- never been east of Syosset / WASP GF- never crossed East River |
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JAP GF: constantly whines to dad / WASP GF: gazes at his portrait, distant & sad |
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WASP GF: I'm A DAR | JAP GF: I Wanna Blow You In The Car :-P |
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Tasha Yar smirking as Borg line up to mechanically sodomize her anus |
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Mamdani teaching Trump how to empty his shitfilled diaper in East River now |
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