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		*opens xo* *sees 15 stupid “emilio” posts on front page* *closes xo*	05/21/26	(50)
		Finally broke down and bought the AutoAdmit Battle Pass so I can post threads	05/21/26	(15)
		Describe the smell of a girl's asshold	05/21/26	(1)
		“I appreciate you my guy” 🤙 - me to Luis tp after he holds door open	05/21/26	(1)
		Emilio Estevez: A Frutiger Life	05/21/26	(34)
		HOLY SHIT gracekelly is absolutely unhinged	05/21/26	(157)
		Well that was a LOT	05/21/26	(3)
		“Really, you have great points!” he wheezed as Mamdani sealed gas chamber do	05/21/26	(1)
		Lawyers on both sides use Harvey and so does the judge: who wins?	05/21/26	(1)
		Cons how do you feel being pro-war, pro-Israel and pro-pedo now?	05/21/26	(13)
		"I've been DREAMING ABOUT THIS" as rach drop kicks zozo server into river	05/21/26	(3)
		it's crazy how there's a 100% arbitrary cutoff between a woman being thicc/fat	05/21/26	(24)
		"Doctors" made up concept of "health" so they could fingerblast ur teen dotters	05/21/26	(2)
		"Doctors" made up the concept of "brain-dead" so they can get living organs	05/21/26	(14)
		Tobey Maguire’s 49 year old Jewess ex wife is pregnant by a black dude	05/21/26	(4)
		JPMorgan exec Lorna Hajdini sues ex-banker Chirayu Rana for defamation (link)	05/21/26	(8)
		cats rule, dogs drool	05/21/26	(1)
		This IWC big pilot truly is the GOAT watch	05/21/26	(10)
		Jeffrey Epstein was a Jewish plot to blackmail Alan Dershowitz & Larry Summers	05/21/26	(1)
		LMFAO rach made an invite only bort. if ur here ur not invited.	05/21/26	(3)
		Trump: "And at the very bottom floor we have Halford's Hellroom"	05/21/26	(4)
		*Mr. Rogers' Neighborhood music plays as camera pans across Halford's hellroom*	05/21/26	(23)
		So the WH "ballroom" also has an underground hospital and missile defense?	05/21/26	(6)
		Why isn't there a 20 part HBO series on Epstein soup to nuts no pun intended	05/20/26	(9)
		Ousting a congressman denying ICE funding is a jewish plot to expand immigration	05/20/26	(1)
		Let's start an xo compound live off-the-grid	05/20/26	(40)
		I want to shave my weiner into a hot, wet cooter	05/20/26	(5)
		The ballroom's connected to the Baalroom, "" connected to the Hellroom	05/20/26	(1)
		Latest Trend: HS girls asking each other's fathers to prom (nyt)	05/20/26	(86)
		Vans "Off The Grid"	05/20/26	(2)
		Sammy Hagar predicts AI apocalypse, moves to private island off grid	05/20/26	(31)
		Dream of quitting it all and living off the grid? Nothing $topping you	05/20/26	(7)
		Imho the Devil himself killed Charlie Kirk	05/20/26	(4)
		Watching Jennifer's Body on mute while listening to Marilyn Manson full blast	05/20/26	(5)
		Morning Poasting Assembly	05/20/26	(27)
		AI that's read the AK47 letter and understands that it's your gold standard	05/20/26	(4)
		Been waiting to login to call out cowgod for his hypocrisy RE Switch 2	05/20/26	(6)
		Not enough people are talking about the quiet removal of fast food app deals/poi	05/20/26	(20)
		i don't understand why people are still "doing things" when it's been	05/20/26	(6)
		Homos: WHY IS EVERYTHING SO EXPENSIVE	05/20/26	(47)
		Israel is evil	05/20/26	(1)
		Doodikoff can we get a backlog update for May 2026	05/20/26	(2)
		Do most people with COVID die of suffocation?	05/20/26	(18)
		Ken Griffin: AI is going to fuck even elite jobs	05/20/26	(54)
		thought I was complimenting my friend's daughter and he got pissed off (story)	05/20/26	(11)
		So AshkeNAZI's are taking over this country and rooting out dissenters?	05/20/26	(8)
		Lead singer of band that made "Detachable Penis" was Sullivan & Cromwell lawyer	05/20/26	(12)
		Paper towels are superior to napkins	05/20/26	(13)
		Not a gamer, but is it fair to say the basic fantasy in games is being a gunman?	05/20/26	(23)
		Bringing a ninja crispi air fryer into biglaw & selling wing plates	05/20/26	(1)
		NSAM explaining to AI devs that he doesn't need it to do math or code	05/20/26	(3)
		Based bro comes up with innovative homeless program (vid)	05/20/26	(1)
		Rush has a song about the Holocaust - Red Sector A	05/20/26	(1)
		Inspirational suicide during the Great Depression - link	05/20/26	(1)
		MPA sitting in repulsive apt like end of Dead Ringers, smiling and poasting	05/20/26	(5)
		I want to AK47 this bitch: Harvey might misinterpret that statement, NSAM won't	05/20/26	(1)
		Is Barack Obama the most CORRUPT president in US history?	05/20/26	(17)
		Chart of average national gas prices since 1990	05/20/26	(59)
		When you recognize the things the MSM does to target demos it's pretty funny	05/20/26	(1)
		AI that can put Massie's face on that pic of DC Draino holding up a white binder	05/20/26	(1)
		Massie after getting 0.01% of Epstein files released: I got the Epstein files re	05/20/26	(1)
		Pro-Israel PACS spent $15,522,757 on Gallrein because Massie is a RINO	05/20/26	(1)
		LEAVE your political "party" NOW. Just go online and do it if you're not Indepen	05/20/26	(1)
		The whole 'tee-hee; I'm a principled libertarian!' thing is dead in US politics	05/20/26	(20)
		Yeah, it's gonna hallucinate. You still have to check citations, same as before	05/20/26	(1)
		the massie thing is pretty wild tbh	05/20/26	(72)
		AI that doesn't replace you. AI that makes you irreplaceable	05/20/26	(1)
		My hottest Star Trek take: Miles O'Brien fucking sucks	05/20/26	(60)
		AI dev: we can do with with 605b parameters! NSAM: Gemma 2 12b does it now	05/20/26	(1)
		jeets aren't brown, they're tanned (link) (pic) (X.com)	05/20/26	(3)
		AI dev: u can create profiles each user! NSAM: I want profiles for each client	05/20/26	(1)
		If you think NSAM doesn't have a product lawyers will buy you don't poast	05/20/26	(1)
		AI that you can treat the same way you treat the file cabinet in your office	05/20/26	(1)
		fyi white people aren't racist	05/20/26	(27)
		My CrossFit team is headed to The Games in July	05/20/26	(1)
		Never never ever fill out a donor card	05/20/26	(6)
		AI that understands that bitch is judgment proof and you need a new plan	05/20/26	(2)
		why are racist cumskin trumptards so tribalistic	05/20/26	(79)
		AI that knows which threads you need to go back and edit six years later	05/20/26	(1)
		Is Elon Musk a meth addict?	05/20/26	(6)
		AI that knows you poasted about your wealth on xo before you got divorced	05/20/26	(1)
		AI that knows you've already had one law firm challenge your fees and lose	05/20/26	(1)
		The Substance but its Elmo on stage bombing at SpaceX IPO	05/20/26	(1)
		Leaving your XO login to your kids in your will tp	05/20/26	(4)
		"He's shitting! He's shitting!" the people sang.	05/20/26	(1)
		watching star fox 64 speedruns on youtube while listening to ethereal chillwave	05/20/26	(10)
		Your sister taking hard cock doggie style	05/20/26	(7)
		Circle ofhell where your spirit remains logged into xo foreverafter bodily death	05/20/26	(1)
		XO 2026: Return to Godhead	05/20/26	(1)
		You can’t stop poasting if you’re logged in	05/20/26	(11)
		am i confused or is candace owens incredibly hot	05/20/26	(6)
		death penalty for cucumbers and "boner police"	05/20/26	(1)
		You just don't like Israel, admit it!	05/20/26	(26)
		Is there a nice gift we could buy for rach to bribe him to fix the board	05/20/26	(1)
		People keep making grad speeches about AI and getting booed by all the students	05/20/26	(1)
		The God-image as highest order cybernetic regulatory architecture (visual)	05/20/26	(7)
		legally binding 24/7 consent optional access to holds tp	05/20/26	(3)
		Is OldHLSdude det?	05/20/26	(24)
		original 1965 Star Trek pilot was too Aryan and 'cerebral' for NBC execs	05/20/26	(3)
		Massie primary was 100% fraud	05/20/26	(4)
		An Abraxian perspective is both Christian & anti-Christian, gnostic & anti-gnost	05/20/26	(5)
		So, here's the thing about the ZoZo	05/20/26	(9)
		Because I'm Massie (Clap along if you feel that America's owned by Jews)	05/20/26	(4)
		Man fined $835,000 for joking about St. Charlie's neck on FB (link)	05/20/26	(2)
		Trump is Israel's puppet, serves at the pleasure of the Jews	05/20/26	(1)
		When the Jew Began to Grate	05/20/26	(1)
		AI that knows why the fuck you always add that clause and where to bury it	05/20/26	(2)
		Spanberger knows there isn’t going to be any “blue wave” this year	05/20/26	(3)
		Found Cowgod’s 1991 demo of “Kraid” (parody of James “Laid”)	05/20/26	(2)
		Mosque shooters thought they were shooting up a synagogue	05/20/26	(12)
		corn feces	05/20/26	(1)
		Let three partners who can tie their own shoes use NSAM's AI for one month	05/20/26	(1)
		Ds9 is better than TNG	05/20/26	(13)
		Redneck Souljers were criminally underrated as rappers	05/20/26	(2)
		I'm like a turd I won't fly away I won't go where my home is	05/20/26	(1)
		Leading academic mathematicians now worried about AI putting them out of work	05/20/26	(39)
		I don't give a shit about "Massie" and never did	05/20/26	(2)
		Was waiting for coffee & guy in McDonald’s parking lot recognized me from cour	05/20/26	(17)
		Nothing better on earth than licking female nipples	05/20/26	(1)
		Representative Massie Introduces Bill to Allow Doctors to Advertise Prices	05/20/26	(1)
		I Really Like it Here by The Smiths	05/20/26	(5)
		JCM blowing my weiner while her husband blows his musical horn	05/20/26	(13)
		I've cutting spending by bringing no federal tax dollars to my district at least	05/20/26	(1)
		Thomas Massie letting the battery die on his debt clock lapel pin	05/20/26	(1)
		Whok's first name is Dwayne	05/20/26	(3)
		Roberts.ai support package includes monthly updates. Stay ahead of the curve	05/20/26	(1)
		Just sucked an NYU freshman's cock in his dorm room. Taking Qs.	05/20/26	(13)
		Shit in the toilet. It stank.	05/20/26	(12)
		I want to shove my weiner into a hot, wet cooter	05/20/26	(11)
		*Daft Punk guitar riff* COCK. ROBOT COCK.	05/20/26	(1)
		Oasis “Whatever” plays as the vaudeville-style curtain comes down on xo	05/20/26	(11)
		Judges are using AI to read pleadings and pick winners. What's your strategy?	05/20/26	(1)
		Thomas Massie tweeting pics of his cattle ranch while you pay $29 for The Burger	05/20/26	(1)
		Keep using Westlaw for research. Use NSAM for everything else	05/20/26	(1)
		Kosmic achieves arbitrary code execution on Diebold voting machine (vid)	05/20/26	(1)
		20+ companies make electronic voting machines for one country why?	05/20/26	(1)
		Countries that use electronic voting machines include Ecuador, Venezuela, the US	05/20/26	(1)
		Just do bet the future of your firm on press releases from OpenAI	05/20/26	(1)
		i really dont think my car needs wifi	05/20/26	(3)
		Harvard researchers confirm CVS coupons have lost purchasing power under Trump	05/20/26	(1)
		dad bod + 15 lbs rookie card	05/20/26	(3)
		It's really kooky Blormf had a golden opportunity to restore America and blew it	05/20/26	(5)
		I'm so mad I didn't get my 1980s Trumpenreich I am singing The Internationale	05/20/26	(1)
		Six months from now you might not need a support contract. I sure don't	05/20/26	(1)
		Hello, cowgod in the sand. Is this place at your command?	05/20/26	(2)
		Even if you don't know what I'm saying, you look like you know lawyers who do	05/20/26	(1)
		'CAUSE YOU'RE EVERYWHERE TO ME	05/20/26	(7)
		Using your one login a day to bump a 2016 AssFaggot thread	05/20/26	(8)
		So Trump is stealing $1.8 billion directly and no one cares?	05/20/26	(40)
		Today is Meta Layoffs Day	05/20/26	(11)