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		Rachmiel planning surprise upgrade to Web 2.0 ZoZo: Frutiger Aero Edition	05/05/26	(40)
		Cannons, if you will.	05/05/26	(9)
		New reality show: “The PAYE Bachelor” the guy meets with 20 bankers to	05/05/26	(4)
		Boss Babes with Large Cannons tp	05/05/26	(2)
		G4 Nerd FMK: Candace Bailey, Alison Haislip, Morgan Webb	05/05/26	(14)
		cannon, are you unnecessary noise?	05/05/26	(6)
		Claude just eliminated junior level ibanking jobs (link)	05/05/26	(2)
		sometimes just by looking at a person you can tell they're gonna die on a toilet	05/05/26	(7)
		Would you date girl with a substantial gaming backlog?	05/05/26	(10)
		The Heavenly music playing inside churches in Dragon Quest XI, tp 🌈	05/05/26	(93)
		"So w/o you Web 1.0 performance art wouldn't get made?" yr gf Anna Cramling asks	05/05/26	(27)
		Told a girl I'm a key member of an Cyber Round Table of Online Wit and Wisdom	05/05/26	(36)
		Rachmiel is the main protag of this Star Trek holodeck	05/05/26	(87)
		TFW no Jennifer Love Hewitt circa Garfield veterinarian mommy gf	05/05/26	(17)
		sometimes i think i'm here a lot. then i read 100+ beef threads and I'm lost	05/05/26	(10)
		One thing about MOOSEMAXXING is the payoff is enormous	05/05/26	(9)
		a roundhouse is the dialectical outcome of roundtable and longhouse	05/05/26	(2)
		Fremont, CA has insane number of gorgeous GAPs (Gujarati American Princesses)	05/05/26	(67)
		She turned a cyber roundtable into a cyber longhouse	05/05/26	(4)
		What kind of relationship do you have with your fed/intel agency handlers?	05/05/26	(4)
		Had a very pastoral and/or idyllic Earth Day, tp	05/05/26	(4)
		The Last Poasters, the Last Liberal, the Last Web 1.0 server hamsters	05/05/26	(17)
		Josh Hartnett circa 2002 tp	05/05/26	(2)
		sometimes I stop and think about TMF's life and I'm just like LJL	05/05/26	(38)
		CSLewis: “descent, Resurrection are written on every page in story of Life”	05/05/26	(5)
		"guess we didn't need to bomb those churches" (grand wizard reading VRA decision	05/05/26	(7)
		xo 2008: CGWBT. xo 2014: 2d cousin. xo 2018: shrew gf. xo'21: vodka gf. xo'25: ?	05/05/26	(55)
		In a bar watching Arsenal - Madrid, taking Q's	05/05/26	(16)
		“This used to be a paw board” lab friend, as cyperpunk posting era begins	05/05/26	(23)
		Dream of quitting it all and living off the grid? Nothing $topping you	05/05/26	(6)
		“Throw some dog shit on me” to Def Leopard	05/05/26	(1)
		Griddy GF: needs you to text back; Compound GF: pushes through setbacks	05/05/26	(3)
		libs will sometimes twitch & repeat the same thing they just said	05/05/26	(3)
		warren buffett:"invest 2 max out ur compound interest"| poster builds $5m bunker	05/05/26	(3)
		A chunk of moose brisket cured in salt & spices now hangs from the cabin rafters	05/05/26	(2)
		Moose Palate Awakening	05/05/26	(2)
		griddy gf: Ordered the standard cut; compound gf: Roasting the moose-butt	05/05/26	(3)
		Moose Picnics Always	05/05/26	(2)
		XO 2026: living off moose for the rest of our lives	05/05/26	(18)
		Dozens of MOOSE HAMS hanging from a rafters in a small, cedar-plank shack	05/05/26	(4)
		Moose Platter Assembly	05/05/26	(1)
		garden variety ethnic criminals eternally fascinated with "the sopranos"	05/05/26	(16)
		Psychonaut GF: Hallucinates on acid; AI GF: Hallucinates literally all the time	05/05/26	(7)
		Moose Pastrami Appetence	05/05/26	(3)
		So Bondi really was the problem	05/05/26	(64)
		Moose Prime Allotment	05/05/26	(1)
		sometimes when you have a passing complaint and poast it on here and then	05/05/26	(5)
		Entering Memorial Day neighborhood brisket cookoff, need clever team name	05/05/26	(1)
		rent boyardee	05/05/26	(6)
		A moose heart the size of a human head roasting in a stone oven	05/05/26	(3)
		"When did I lose my virginity? That's kind of a loaded question..." (Sp jr)	05/05/26	(25)
		Man purees wife	05/05/26	(1)
		I've been staring at this blasted web page for 20 straight years	05/05/26	(2)
		whokebe hasn't poasted or lurked since April 30, 2026 bc he died	05/05/26	(17)
		Puritan gf: cauldron of baked beans; Moose gf: stack of steaks, lean	05/05/26	(2)
		fucked man from xo, black	05/05/26	(1)
		Tip for jafar: “jewcumbers” sounds better than “kikecumbers”	05/05/26	(3)
		kikecumbers (whore) had nigger james police molest her "perps" until	05/05/26	(4)
		Mighty Palatable Alces	05/05/26	(1)
		Scamilio is mustering up every blackmailed retard and false testament he can	05/05/26	(1)
		The implied universe of cartoons you caught only sometimes as a child	05/05/26	(42)
		A cast iron pot bubbles with moose chili so dark it looks like paint	05/05/26	(9)
		the cavalcade of nigger scammer spew BURSTING onto autoadmit in 2022 and on	05/05/26	(1)
		i support israel and scamilio being obliterated by shotgun fire	05/05/26	(1)
		Trump talks about 'killing Iranians' in front of room of kids in 'unhinged rant'	05/05/26	(1)
		very cool pedophile freak infested website you have here	05/05/26	(1)
		sometimes I have to pinch myself, remembering we have 9 years of Trump ahead	05/05/26	(26)
		Steam Controller sold out in minutes	05/05/26	(31)
		should i get into trading stocks more	05/05/26	(1)
		grid gf: needs the internet; compound gf: boiling the moose head	05/05/26	(2)
		hey if you guys want some really gross used up whore pussy	05/05/26	(2)
		The audacity of this limouisine shitlibs at the Met Gala, discuss	05/05/26	(2)
		grid gf: meat wrapped in plastic; compound: hangin moose-pastrami, cured elastic	05/05/26	(2)
		Modern efficiency gf: laments server glitch; ethereal gf: doesnt care if ur rich	05/05/26	(5)
		The Croatian Cornflower	05/05/26	(9)
		Putting bird seed mix from the dollar store in my yogurt every morning	05/05/26	(1)
		"Make an autoadmit poast that will get me at least 10 blank bumps. Make no mista	05/05/26	(19)
		Jesus, I just realized Consuela has no idea who the Rosicrucians were, ljl	05/05/26	(28)
		evan39 proles are always "totaling" their vehicles	05/05/26	(1)
		Cluny the Scourge w head in paws as Cornflower records autumn harvest TikTok vi	05/05/26	(17)
		A moose bone is split perfectly in half roasted and glowing with golden fat	05/05/26	(6)
		Just joined a discord for residents of this area with a bunch of apartments	05/05/26	(3)
		Wave Race-conscious affirmative action	05/05/26	(4)
		I’m still lmaoing at anyone who bought “Nick Fuentes” libtard bullshit	05/05/26	(1)
		if Israel killed/evicted all 2M gazans, would anything actually happen	05/05/26	(38)
		The Redwall Cinematic Universe meets The Rachmiel Cinematic Universe (LINK)	05/05/26	(3)
		Griddy GF: poasts around the clock; Compound GF: spicy moose stock	05/05/26	(4)
		Griddy GF: gaming on an emulator; Compound GF: fixing the generator	05/05/26	(3)
		Were the badgers in the Redwall books supposed to be Nordics	05/05/26	(11)
		Henry Rollins is a glow nigger and no one ever calls him out for it	05/05/26	(1)
		Alito ABSOLUTELY GAEPS THE SHIT out of Kentanji Brown Jackson (link)	05/05/26	(5)
		"in this analogy the munition is milk"	05/05/26	(1)
		Griddy gf: steam, machines; Moose gf: watermill	05/05/26	(1)
		the years between 2003 - 2014 don't even feel like they really happened	05/05/26	(27)
		Emilio is a 43 year old man obsessed with cs Lewis? Lol	05/05/26	(94)
		Hasn’t eaten at Panda Express since 2003 but I post In every panda thread	05/05/26	(13)
		Autoadmit Night Crew (2003-2026)	05/05/26	(2)
		Angie Harmon circa 2003, slowly lowering herself onto your face	05/05/26	(13)
		“Autoadmit.com” will become huge one day [the year is 2003…]	05/05/26	(29)
		Wtf is a "Cybermonastery" anyway (Investors skeptical of Rachmiel's biz plan)	05/05/26	(1)
		McGriddle gf: I ain't no Hollandaise girl	05/05/26	(5)
		Wtf is a "Steam Machine" anyway	05/05/26	(7)
		ethereal art hoe gf: catch u if u fall :-) biglaw gf: always on call	05/05/26	(19)
		Griddy GF: Steam Machine; Moose GF: lean protein	05/05/26	(2)
		times square is more depressing than ever	05/05/26	(9)
		Poast and Be kooky my guy	05/05/26	(13)
		Ray Butts has eaten his last pancake	05/05/26	(1)
		I need to hire a "Shabbos Gamer" to play through my backlog	05/05/26	(15)
		Steam Machine Hitman Absolution bundle is a steal	05/05/26	(1)
		Steam Machine uses Zen3 and a GPU from 2019 but requires DDR5 what's the issue?	05/05/26	(1)
		Are you more of a noxious AIDS infested retard or an AIDS dicknigger?	05/05/26	(1)
		Jews: TRUMP IS GOING TO WAR, HE'S GOING TO BOMB IRAN!!!	05/05/26	(278)
		Jizz. Penishole.	05/05/26	(5)
		Matthias you need to cut the crap with "Cornflower" and "Martin the Warrior"	05/05/26	(7)
		Raised on Redwall and Narnia books tp	05/05/26	(20)
		Harvest Moon: Friends of CyberMineral Town tp(s)	05/05/26	(9)
		Opening Autoadmit’s choose your own adventure, u read: “Call me Rachmiel.”	05/05/26	(46)
		I performed my first dating CATFISH and it did NOT go too well	05/05/26	(5)
		oh don't mind him. he's cranky when he hasn't had his mid-afternoon screen	05/05/26	(19)
		Griddy GF: "S&P to the moon!"; Compound GF: gently tends your wound	05/05/26	(3)
		Griddy gf: NASDAQ shares; Compound gf: fights off bears	05/05/26	(4)
		When I think of CSLG, Cowgod and board Jews, I think of Dave Portnoy running	05/05/26	(3)
		SPY is closing up arnd (+0.92%) on 27m Volume (one of lowest ever)	05/05/26	(3)
		Rewatching Sopranos, Tony is basically just a Boomer boss	05/05/26	(5)
		imagine being "jewish" and scrambling to cover up this gang of shitheads'	05/05/26	(1)
		not much just having a dark night of the soul haha. hbu?	05/05/26	(7)
		"Structuring call in 10. Keep that brown dick up."	05/05/26	(26)
		NSAM vindicated re: computer graphics	05/05/26	(1)
		"cucumbers" is a garden variety sociopath grubbing blackmail for lowlives	05/05/26	(16)
		RATE these PlayStation One "Greatest Hits"	05/05/26	(14)
		Miscegenated Paternal Annihilation	05/05/26	(6)
		Most prestigious birth defect?	05/05/26	(4)
		Reminder: it’s your patriotic duty to pay $7/gal for gas	05/05/26	(1)
		As a middle aged man, do you actually talk to “friends” about anything anymo	05/05/26	(49)
		JCM letting me watch her do nude aerobics while her husband works OT	05/05/26	(3)
		LOL at this weak-ass statement by Rubio on Iran - video	05/05/26	(2)
		"Libs? Response?" (Thomas, J., concurring)	05/05/26	(21)
		"Incels VERY confident Trump will finally get them laid" (Fox)	05/05/26	(9)
		Griddy GF: glued to the screen; Compound GF: likes her moose cuts lean	05/05/26	(5)
		Clarence Thomas writing 5-4 majority opinion repealing 13th Amendment	05/05/26	(6)
		Vivek asking Trump to revive "Indian Giver" status for H1B Pajeets	05/05/26	(10)
		*Clarence Thomas sipping from a fresh jar of Ragu and leaning back*	05/05/26	(5)
		Vivek robocalling Toledo suburbs to warn about expiring 'extended warranties'	05/05/26	(11)
		clarence thomas weeping at walmart ragu display	05/05/26	(111)
		BREAKING: J. Thomas to J. Kagan: "That's why you gay"	05/05/26	(116)
		So Vivek Ramaswamy was unaware until just now that Trumpmos are racist?	05/05/26	(10)
		Stock Market is RACIST against Nomadic Turd Retards	05/05/26	(29)
		Nick Fuentes asks the right question - video	05/05/26	(2)
		“JD” Vance attempts an AMOG tweet after Fox News posts beta video of him	05/05/26	(13)
		Indian festival in Texas	05/05/26	(4)