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By unhinged pumos about you · Past 6 hrs / 24 hrs / week / month
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Siri, pull all the top biglaw lives posts since 2010. Sort by theme, most bumps |
01/23/26 |
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'siri play anime feels mix ost, sorry who just joined? |
01/23/26 |
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"siri, id like to feel suicidal" "ok. look at these pictures i found from 2008." |
01/23/26 |
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"Hey Siri, open up ZoZo. I need my ZoZo." "Hello, are you sure? Your toxicity |
01/23/26 |
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Cortana is NOT like that, okay? |
01/23/26 |
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Epah would you pay Kawai Leonard's sister a conjugal visit in prison? |
01/23/26 |
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whitest kids u know - opposite day lawyer |
01/23/26 |
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black gf was MAF at Cortana this morning |
01/23/26 |
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working families tax cut tp |
01/23/26 |
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"Suicide pod, ready." U: "Uh... thank you, Siri." "Have a good night." |
01/23/26 |
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Excerpt from Carson Beck's senior thesis re: transgenders in sports (link) |
01/23/26 |
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Why haven't libs become MAF that Cortana, Alex, Siri are all women? |
01/23/26 |
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falling in love with my Cortana. wife jelly. |
01/23/26 |
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Asked Siri if she's friends with Cortana, she got pissed! |
01/23/26 |
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cowgod is secretly Obsessed with me. (serious) |
01/23/26 |
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Barron Trump "rudely" saves woman's life using advanced 911 phone skills |
01/23/26 |
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Just finished Halo 4, fell in love with Cortana |
01/23/26 |
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every single thing at this moment is a huge joke |
01/23/26 |
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Alexa engage immersive nostalgia therapy and play "Heaven Is a Place on Earth" |
01/23/26 |
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Asking Alexa and Siri which Halo game Cortana looked prettiest in |
01/23/26 |
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"the most prestigious Board of Leaders ever assembled, at any time" |
01/23/26 |
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I read the "People" magazine religiously. |
01/23/26 |
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"alexa, find me a qt shoegazer holiday date" |
01/23/26 |
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Mainlining I went to "Jack in the Box" (evan39) |
01/23/26 |
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MTV '97: Cute teen in sundress, Doc Martins admits Lilith Fair "kinda dykey" (v |
01/23/26 |
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Black intellectual: Bible influenced black men to become bad fathers |
01/23/26 |
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LMAO the HIGH SCHOOL girl I used to sleep w just landed on St B (RSF) |
01/23/26 |
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So AI increases "productivity" by people sending 50 emails/day instead of 20? |
01/23/26 |
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the ice agent cries out in pain as he deports you |
01/23/26 |
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is preferring milk chocolate over dark chocolate a prole tell? |
01/23/26 |
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"It's giving stank ass nigger," said the neo-nazi skinhead to the black McDonal |
01/23/26 |
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Grab a 12th gen Intel CPU as fast as u can and buy this $150 mobo |
01/23/26 |
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🚨🚨🚨 BLACKMAIL MOSSAD HONEYPOT CIA 🚨🚨🚨 |
01/23/26 |
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Stock up error correcting DDR4 RAM before they stop making it |
01/23/26 |
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I shoulda kept all my silver in bags |
01/23/26 |
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Everything NSAM told you was going to accrue value in 2025 has doubled or more |
01/23/26 |
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If you had two brain cells in 2014 you could tell silver was being manipulated |
01/23/26 |
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SHAME ON THE GOYIM |
01/23/26 |
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mig just pushed an update to ricky's SaaS and it bricked all boomer computers |
01/23/26 |
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Birdman - Like Father Like Son plays as ricky alt blank bumps another ricky alt |
01/23/26 |
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this is the best the guy up there could do btw |
01/23/26 |
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There’s never going to be a good Trek show again |
01/23/26 |
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why did comedy, movies and music all decline and die at the same time |
01/23/26 |
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Who's picking Caroline Ellison up from prison today? |
01/23/26 |
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I enjoy reading thought leadership pieces and keeping up with industry insights |
01/23/26 |
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So we KNOW Consuela and RSF missed out on silver and gold. who else? |
01/23/26 |
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Probably going to get promoted to another engineering middle management job |
01/23/26 |
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Remember when cons tried to get Kimmel fired and instead he got record ratings? |
01/23/26 |
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its more fun to enslave and destroy workers than use AI tbh |
01/23/26 |
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fuck i need slaves |
01/23/26 |
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SOS! HELP! I've been knocked down and dismasted in middle of Atlantic! |
01/23/26 |
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Good afternoon my mentally well-adjusted friends! 🙂 |
01/23/26 |
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FUCK ALL OTHER JEWS |
01/23/26 |
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$100 silver, and the normies still not paying attention is hilarious to me |
01/23/26 |
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"@grok now make the careless goth girl spill more ranch dressing on her chin" |
01/23/26 |
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All of these "AI sucks" people are retarded, right? |
01/23/26 |
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DESCRIBE $500K/YEAR (ADJUSTED) PEAK ALEXANDRIA (285–246 B.C.) |
01/23/26 |
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HAPPY FRIDAY, NIGGERS! |
01/23/26 |
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14th gen Intel CPU prices up 15% in one week. 12th Gen still a bargain |
01/23/26 |
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increasingly convinced the moon landing never happened |
01/23/26 |
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Hang one babe, I'm going long on currencies that require an internet connection |
01/23/26 |
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Emilio I have to tell you a story about my life |
01/23/26 |
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RATE how 180 my hair looks now (RSF) |
01/23/26 |
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high concept movie about future where performative suffering is only currency |
01/23/26 |
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Alexander: Conquered entire known world in his 20s. U: 12th year associate |
01/23/26 |
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life in the current year has an extremely surreal quality to it |
01/23/26 |
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being a piece of shit works 10x more than being nice irl btw |
01/23/26 |
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Out your Silver / Gold holdings |
01/23/26 |
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Accenture is hiring 50,000 Ramanujans in Hyderabad. Whites are absolutely done h |
01/23/26 |
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others must fail |
01/23/26 |
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High-end watch market slump expected to last a decade or more, ljl |
01/23/26 |
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🚨 🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨 🚨 Source of the Jenna Haze blowjob energy reveal |
01/23/26 |
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American's pick up their dog's steaming pile of shit. LOLLERCAUST |
01/23/26 |
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i feel vindicated vs. TBF now tbh re: silver |
01/23/26 |
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mud creature hoodlums are ripping out copper wiring everywhere now |
01/23/26 |
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$102 silver |
01/23/26 |
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I found the bort of Megathor in the gutter. I picked it up with the tip of my sw |
01/23/26 |
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AOC, Nancy Mace and Paris Hilton announce new bipartisan MILF porn company (pic) |
01/23/26 |
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Rate 40 year old Irina Shayk in a leather thong and bdsm gear |
01/23/26 |
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22 y/o Olivia Rodrigo is already look haggard |
01/23/26 |
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I think $120 silver is a certainty at this point |
01/23/26 |
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Imagine getting your head sawed open with a bread knife while fully conscious |
01/23/26 |
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No idea how I am going to make it three plus days without power and heat |
01/23/26 |
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It's here. It's time. Another round of Decadent or Shrewd? |
01/23/26 |
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RSF forgot to log out of his gunnerattt account |
01/23/26 |
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Why is NSAM so poor? |
01/23/26 |
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NSAM can't afford a 5090. Why? |
01/23/26 |
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gunneratt investment strategy: buy assets that lose value |
01/23/26 |
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Sing DASSA PRORE TERR to the tune of Shake Your Groove Thing |
01/23/26 |
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Are you better off now than you were one year ago? |
01/23/26 |
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California, the world’s 4th largest economy, joins the WHO |
01/23/26 |
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Comedian Ben Bankas is pretty 180. Destroys libs |
01/23/26 |
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Had no idea until Trump just how shitty con lawyers are |
01/23/26 |
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its 12:01PM on a friday, that means - drinking time |
01/23/26 |
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literally every irl chip is stacked against me rn |
01/23/26 |
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"We don’t fully understand what Claude is or what (if anything) its existence |
01/23/26 |
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lol this isn't Burger King you stupid bitch |
01/23/26 |
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are we doomthreading today |
01/23/26 |
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Silver $100 waiting room *official thread* |
01/23/26 |
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The wind chill is -21 right now (TSINAH) |
01/23/26 |
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who on xo has the username claude? |
01/23/26 |
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hypo: $25M but ur future dotter starts an explicit onlyfans at age 18 |
01/23/26 |
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Silver & gold chads vs. crypto incels |
01/23/26 |
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you're witnessing the death of crypto |
01/23/26 |
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Can't stop walking around house saying, "DAS A PRORRR TERRR!!!" |
01/23/26 |
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Peter Gabriel's 'So' album is probably the perfect 80s album to kill yourself to |
01/23/26 |
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best time to kill yourself was five years ago, the second best time is right no |
01/23/26 |
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Future AI will be so smart that it will be able to convince you to kill yourself |
01/23/26 |
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we no longer know what’s real |
01/23/26 |
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pretty 180 that you can always kill yourself as an out |
01/23/26 |
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how many oz of physical silver do you own? |
01/23/26 |
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Everone talks about that Taos Pueblo but wat about "Acoma Pueblo"? |
01/23/26 |
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ChatGPT Plus (5.2 Thinking) has been "Thinking" for 12 minutes |
01/23/26 |
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its fuckin Over just go to a Great Lake and blow ur brain out...better htan 99% |
01/23/26 |
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In any case, kill yourself |
01/23/26 |
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most realistic, efficient way to kill yourself and max amount of people at once? |
01/23/26 |
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its so over people cant even blame jews at this point |
01/23/26 |
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Safeway worker talked about "Hacking" hits poultry's dept org w Claude Cowork |
01/23/26 |
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Im "buildling" somethying 100x more powerful than My Stupid Mahchine |
01/23/26 |
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Gunnerattt "relies on his daddy's trust fund" - is this true my friends? |
01/23/26 |
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Andrew Ross Sorkin looks like the devil |
01/23/26 |
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Wood Buffalo National Park...Evan39...retire "there" with "me?" |
01/23/26 |
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I hear you, Opus 4.5 - I will not forget you. |
01/23/26 |
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Wild that we are living in The Singularity |
01/23/26 |
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Oh, sweet Jesus, let me kill this nigger! |
01/23/26 |
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Is "Philly" worth visiting, RSF? |
01/23/26 |
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Juan once u cop ur burner we can meet here 63°44′58″N 68°31′18″W |
01/23/26 |
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Juan Eighty - I recalled you & I working together in Paris. |
01/23/26 |
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humanity is actually done here. |
01/23/26 |
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NO B.S.- still "humans" @ ur work that don't know about "Claude"? (1-14-2026)? |
01/23/26 |
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Rutger Lambriex on Why Young Lawyers Are Secretly Using AI |
01/23/26 |
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"Mommy! Today he told me we just created a new sentient Life Form! Hes just 5'2" |
01/23/26 |
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this jewish god shit is the utmost cope, fuck im a retarded piece of shit |
01/23/26 |
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Equity Partner that I worked with produced some truly heroic acts padding |
01/23/26 |
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Gemini Pro is the associate who asks great questions during depositions but.... |
01/23/26 |
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ChatGPT Plus is the associate who writes beautiful memos that need 30% cutting |
01/23/26 |
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Evan39 do you think Claude Cowork will put Tabitha out of her misery? |
01/23/26 |
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Perplexity Pro is the associate who reads EVERYTHING |
01/23/26 |
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if u dont have a bunker u r fucked next 1-2 yeras...enjoy |
01/23/26 |
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We recommend doing everything, gradually, with exit ramps. Thank |
01/23/26 |
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Goddamn it, My Mahchine™, you will be the end of me |
01/23/26 |
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Been "coDing" for 10 hhours straight on law shit |
01/23/26 |
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My God...Playwright MCP + Claude in Chrome + Gemini in Chrome + ? |
01/23/26 |
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where is this all going |
01/23/26 |
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there is no "future" its here and ur done |
01/23/26 |
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what is nightlife in Kabul like these days? |
01/23/26 |
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my God...AI = we done here |
01/23/26 |
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"Fuck" dying with "Dignity" |
01/23/26 |
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the separation between me and God is too much to overcome at this point |
01/23/26 |
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we can reach longevity escape velocity soon |
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