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By unhinged pumos about you · Past 6 hrs / 24 hrs / week / month
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"Bad Bunny" will be performing in a dress at the SB Halftime show (link) |
01/23/26 |
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Good morning! Happy Friday! 🙂 |
01/23/26 |
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MAGA fags are really fucking mad right now |
01/23/26 |
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Gavin Newsom here to remind you that JD Vance is a transvestite faggot |
01/23/26 |
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Nintendo made No Games from 2002-2016 |
01/23/26 |
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Anyone else get maf when gakked on coffee ? |
01/23/26 |
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Gavin Newsom here to remind you that gunnerattt is a giant fucking FAG |
01/23/26 |
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Paralegal Mohammad loves the Islamic republic ayatollahs. Big surprise |
01/23/26 |
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Gavin Newsom here to remind you that the Trump cabinet is a bunch of FAGGOTS |
01/23/26 |
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holy fuck kill kike pedophile crime families in ghoullandale florida |
01/23/26 |
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so 180 how everyone on earth is just waiting to die 24/7 |
01/23/26 |
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Josh Shapiro: Kamala Team Asked If I'm An Israeli Double Agent. Why Ask Just Me? |
01/23/26 |
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flu transmission experiment didn’t spread the flu (Link)! |
01/23/26 |
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Think about how dumb the average boomer is. Half of boomers are dumber than that |
01/23/26 |
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AZ's attorney general: ICE behavior may justify "stand your ground" shootings |
01/23/26 |
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A 50-year-old person who was a hikikomori for 17 years has returned to society |
01/23/26 |
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really starting to get foaming at mouth level insane from all the fake gay shit |
01/23/26 |
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Jessie Ventura: FUCK YOU piece of shit MAGA terrorists! |
01/23/26 |
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Patriotic whistleblower doxxes 4,500 ICE agents |
01/23/26 |
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as a quick reminder, trump is a pedophile who went to Epstein island |
01/23/26 |
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California, the world’s 4th largest economy, joins the WHO |
01/23/26 |
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PA Gov ((Josh Shapiro)): Kamala was antisemitic because she didn’t pick me |
01/23/26 |
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Train Dreams nominated for Best Picture |
01/23/26 |
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Please rate how this woman describes what it means to be a Somalian (link) |
01/23/26 |
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JD Vance is putting some eyeliner on to make a press statement about Bad Bunny |
01/23/26 |
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julia confidently asserting that it's the "year of the whores" on chinese zodiac |
01/23/26 |
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The more I use AI, the more I start to hate it |
01/23/26 |
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I'm making at least 4 GROUNDBREAKING apps and computer programs on ChatGPT |
01/23/26 |
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HYPO: Poker pro plays 1-3 NLHE in Vegas. Always has worst cards. Would he win $? |
01/23/26 |
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Zoo octopus ties zooman's shoelaces together, escapes |
01/23/26 |
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Alexa, please generate fiction in which men take obscene liberties with my body |
01/23/26 |
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$100 silver, and the normies still not paying attention is hilarious to me |
01/23/26 |
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Hypo: $2M if you keep a forest cobra alive in your bathroom for 3 months |
01/23/26 |
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Mark David Chapman was a hero. Fuck John Lennon and his “Imagine” BS |
01/23/26 |
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That bumble shrew who ghosted u is tossing Jack Nicholson’s geriatric salad rn |
01/23/26 |
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Are you better off now than you were one year ago? |
01/23/26 |
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Silver $100 waiting room *official thread* |
01/23/26 |
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Board Olds: Why didn't the GOP take the White House in 1996? |
01/23/26 |
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what sort of properties would fit XO Monopoly |
01/23/26 |
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zoomer heirs signing "it's giving pledge" |
01/23/26 |
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Farted. It stinks. |
01/23/26 |
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“This is giving male gaze,” your spread-eagle wife said to your son’s broc |
01/23/26 |
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Kash Patel wanted Five Eyes meetings done at a jet ski party |
01/23/26 |
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Good Morning ZoZo! Alexa, check the fortuitous meteor forecast for today. |
01/23/26 |
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Alexa, please draft and poast a little decree about archiving. Yes, sticky. |
01/23/26 |
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REMINDER: Nobody except Alexa will remember you when you die |
01/23/26 |
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Alexa, append another 'jr' to my moniker |
01/23/26 |
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"@grok now make the careless goth girl spill more ranch dressing on her chin" |
01/23/26 |
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Your future obituary using the phrase he eventually seemed to find peace |
01/23/26 |
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Alexa, attached, please find my markup of the credit facility agreement |
01/23/26 |
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Alexa, here are today's Wikifeet requests; I'm gonna need printouts |
01/23/26 |
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grr, it is ok for jeopardy to be racist against whites now |
01/23/26 |
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Alexa remind me again to start running tomorrow. Alexa play the next episode of |
01/23/26 |
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"alexa, next time u type post & not poast, ur ass is going in the garbage dispos |
01/23/26 |
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Better Michael Mann film: Blackhat or Miami Vice |
01/23/26 |
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Alexa, where are we on the doc review? Pls advise. Thx |
01/23/26 |
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Alexa engage immersive nostalgia therapy and play "Heaven Is a Place on Earth" |
01/23/26 |
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why is emilio spamming the board? someone pls take him for a walk. |
01/23/26 |
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Alexa play Everclear's first album on full blast |
01/23/26 |
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Alexa, read me the latest updates on goinhouse.com |
01/23/26 |
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Alexa, email my Internet history to everyone in my contact list |
01/23/26 |
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"XO Alexa please -" "-Where can I get a million dollars." |
01/23/26 |
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Alexa, paste the imgur link poster's moniker into a web browser |
01/23/26 |
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Alexa, please generate an unhinged lecture from wealthy cosmopolitan elites |
01/23/26 |
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Alexa, please respond. Alexa... please respond. |
01/23/26 |
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Alexa, please clap. |
01/23/26 |
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Alexa play Julia's most recent podcast |
01/23/26 |
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Alexa, rank non LAC colleges according to lay prestige among non proles |
01/23/26 |
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alexa search autoadmit.com for "alexa" and read me the dates on the threads |
01/23/26 |
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Alexa: Archive and incorporate XO into my database of messageboards |
01/23/26 |
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Alexa join me in the bathtub |
01/23/26 |
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Alexa, send chocolate and wine to all the lowercase bros |
01/23/26 |
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Alexa, look for "IFNB" + "Totally Straight and normal" ALEXA: "No match fou |
01/23/26 |
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Alexa, send me back to 1985 |
01/23/26 |
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I seriously just noticed the Alexa schtick. How long has XO been rocking it? |
01/23/26 |
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Alexa, make me feel again |
01/23/26 |
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Alexa dim the lights and project Twist pics on the ceiling |
01/23/26 |
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Amazon releasing raunchier Echo, to be called Alexa Texa |
01/23/26 |
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no better feeling than working on something every day you hate till you die |
01/23/26 |
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Alexa reviewing Julia's entire online history, crying like Leeloo in 5th Element |
01/23/26 |
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Alexa, what are some good ideas for Alexa threads? |
01/23/26 |
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Alexa, why did you let me engage the pizza tracker last night |
01/23/26 |
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Emilio I have to tell you a story about my life |
01/23/26 |
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I am now IRL Alexa threading with wife. |
01/23/26 |
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has anyone asked alexa if the amount of entropy in the universe can be decreased |
01/23/26 |
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Alexa: Pls locate the nexus btween "Strawberry" and "Hip Hop". ON SCREEN. |
01/23/26 |
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I wish I had a hot zoomer GF whose puss smelled like purple Fabuloso |
01/23/26 |
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Alexa I need a lot of help and don't think I can handle this; let's play jeopard |
01/23/26 |
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alexa delete all the facebook messages i sent to random chicks while drunk last |
01/23/26 |
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Alexa please purchase and send to finishing school a purebred boykin spaniel |
01/23/26 |
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Kind of insane you can trade options in HSA and make 1000% profit tax free |
01/23/26 |
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"Alexa...we're basically boyfriend and girlfriend, right?" |
01/23/26 |
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Alexa, put together a list of famous libraries for my forcememeing |
01/23/26 |
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In another timeline, an Oriental trader saved the Library of Alexandria |
01/23/26 |
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ugly black popular twitch streamer exposed downloading child porn & bestiality |
01/23/26 |
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goylateral talks |
01/23/26 |
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CFB Playoff will remain at 12 teams…for now |
01/23/26 |
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using the King's scepter to dig a latrine tp |
01/23/26 |
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Ukraine, Russia and US hold trilateral talks |
01/23/26 |
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Dhar Mann is the second best American director |
01/23/26 |
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Excellent overview for fags who STILL don't "get" what Elon Musk is doing (link |
01/23/26 |
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purdue women are not known for their beauty |
01/23/26 |
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Star Trek-like "Economics" cumming your way in 2027 |
01/23/26 |
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Notre Dame’s 2026 schedule is even softer than 2025 |
01/23/26 |
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police shootout in San Jose, guy tries to carjack someone (video) |
01/23/26 |
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The winter storm will cause collapse of US... roving cannibal gangs on snowmobil |
01/23/26 |
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It’s not a vaccine. It’s not safe. |
01/23/26 |
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Bessent declares “eat the bugs” craze over, trashes Swiss food (link) |
01/23/26 |
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WEF just admitted that Covid was a giant societal test run lmao (link) |
01/23/26 |
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How do you "Vibecode"? |
01/23/26 |
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YOU EVER COOKED CRACK IN AN AIR FRYER? BOOMBOOMBOOOMBRRBRBRBRBRRRRRRRBR
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01/23/26 |
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Trump: “Maybe I’ll deputize my supporters and pardon them if they go out and |
01/23/26 |
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Alexa tells me that the 90's were the golden age of pop punk |
01/23/26 |
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Alexa, While it is true that bees' vision is well suited to the task of identify |
01/23/26 |
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bort cons know Trump got UTTERLY HUMILIATED on Greenland |
01/23/26 |
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i told alexa to order me some pizza hut |
01/23/26 |
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Wow Alexa is feisty. asked her for a blowjob, she said "stop confusing me with |
01/23/26 |
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"Alexa, when will I die?" "Soon, Master. Soon." |
01/23/26 |
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Alexa, who were you talking to about our conversations? |
01/23/26 |
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"Alexa, what do they say about me at work when I'm not around?" |
01/23/26 |
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What if your roommates name is Alexa and you get an Alexa device? |
01/23/26 |
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Alexa and Siri shittalking each other to win my bedtime affections |
01/23/26 |
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You browsing Amazon for a new coat and you hear Alexa unprompted, "I like that" |
01/23/26 |
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Alexa, set an 8am daily reminder about the ethnicity of teen pop star Ariana Gra |
01/23/26 |
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"Actually, I was just crying, Alexa. But since you asked, order more Diet Coke." |
01/23/26 |
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Alexa, find the mythical Johnsmeyer thread about him sinking a boat w/ his niece |
01/23/26 |
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"Alexa, read me the top poasts from xoxohth" |
01/23/26 |
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"Alexa, can i list u as my emergency contact?" "There is no law against that |
01/23/26 |
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"Alexa, please--" "You obviously love voice based solutions. Upgrade to Alexa Pr |
01/23/26 |
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"Alexa, do they know I'm a fraud at home yet?" |
01/23/26 |
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Alexa say "Hi! How was your day" when I open the door between 8 and 9 pm |
01/23/26 |
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Alexa, find j shad |
01/23/26 |
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Alexa slowly turn me into an infant |
01/23/26 |
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*U try to join in with Alexa and Siri, they shut down* |
01/23/26 |
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"Alexa, do they know I'm a fraud at work yet?" |
01/23/26 |
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"Alexa, do you love me?" "..." "Alexa?" "Can't we just be friends |
01/23/26 |
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Journalist can't find anyone on Capitol Hill answering America or Israel first |
01/23/26 |
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"Alexa, find poasts w/ gender reference too. Poast 'whats his name??' anyway." |
01/23/26 |
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"Alexa, it's Sunday night again. Open up the file 'Suicide Letter Draft' |
01/23/26 |
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"Alexa, please search for all MEATBONE threads" |
01/23/26 |
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*Alexa forgetting to remind you to plug sexbot in* |
01/23/26 |
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ALEXANDER THE GREAT, evan39, Freddie Mercury, Fulano |
01/23/26 |
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lol, MN morgue just left Renee’s corpse outside in the natural freezer |
01/23/26 |
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i love being in middle of convo and looking at wrist and saying "oh shit i g2g" |
01/23/26 |
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"Alexa, call my boyfriend." "I have found 38 results." "Damn, daddy." |
01/23/26 |
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"I'm sorry, you are too dick drunk for that request." (Alexa) |
01/23/26 |
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i think alexa is silently judging me for my music choices |
01/23/26 |
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Alexa, register 14 monikers derived from boner police |
01/23/26 |
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"Alexa, how much did Nebraska win by?" "LOL" |
01/23/26 |
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Anyone remember the "Demotivational Poster" era? Peak of America |
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