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By unhinged pumos about you · Past 6 hrs / 24 hrs / week / month
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It's here. It's time. Another round of Decadent or Shrewd? |
01/23/26 |
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Man survives savage 400lb grizzly bear attack by shoving own arm down his throat |
01/23/26 |
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starting to genuinely hate whatever created this awful place |
01/23/26 |
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a dog is a man's best friend |
01/23/26 |
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Hypo: $2M if you keep a forest cobra alive in your bathroom for 3 months |
01/23/26 |
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RSF here with a message for my haters |
01/23/26 |
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cant believe thingdoers actually choose things to do and commit to doing them |
01/23/26 |
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you dont even really know if youre grandparents are related to you |
01/23/26 |
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Be honest: How many of you don't wear deodorant? |
01/23/26 |
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95% dark chocolate: delicious. 100% dark chocolate: inedible sludge. What means? |
01/23/26 |
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Emilio I have to tell you a story about my life |
01/23/26 |
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the separation between me and God is too much to overcome at this point |
01/23/26 |
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I enjoy reading thought leadership pieces and keeping up with industry insights |
01/23/26 |
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Now that Newsom has destroyed any chances of becoming POTUS who will libs |
01/23/26 |
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Why do my adult Gen Z children feel entitled to everything I've earned? |
01/23/26 |
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Alexa, print me wikipedia article for persian mythology & book flight to SFO |
01/23/26 |
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Why did Minneapolis become the center of shitlib resistance? |
01/23/26 |
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satan has won, i am wholly separated from god and the light |
01/23/26 |
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A nation of Angry Obese Retarded Birdshits lusting for AZNgirls if u can keep it |
01/23/26 |
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$100 silver, and the normies still not paying attention is hilarious to me |
01/23/26 |
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they want a country full of shifty, retarded, mercenary whores |
01/23/26 |
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Only diff bet a WHORE and a regular "Woman" is a Fatter who cares |
01/23/26 |
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Hotel won't let me check in @ 1:42pm (2pm check in) |
01/23/26 |
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Olympic committee concerned athletes will purposely win silver medals in Milan ( |
01/23/26 |
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police shootout in San Jose, guy tries to carjack someone (video) |
01/23/26 |
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Kash Patel wanted Five Eyes meetings done at a jet ski party |
01/23/26 |
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"@grok now make the careless goth girl spill more ranch dressing on her chin" |
01/23/26 |
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Iranian "protestors" were largely just advocating Train Dreams best picture nomi |
01/23/26 |
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Alexandra Daddario & The Legend of the Tittydrop |
01/23/26 |
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Trump; it's no problem if Chinese products cost more; China: 180 we raise price |
01/23/26 |
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Trump tweeted 70 times in an hour |
01/23/26 |
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XO Kash Patel has captured three of the Top 10 Most Wanted |
01/23/26 |
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China is going to make your PlayStation innards cost $2,499 and bleed you dry |
01/23/26 |
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there's something really off looking about this turd congressmen |
01/23/26 |
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the future is gonna have Blade Runner assassins but of Boomers hopefully |
01/23/26 |
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Rate annual conference of the Association of Colon and Rectal Surgeons of India |
01/23/26 |
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two catspaw blackmail meat shields |
01/23/26 |
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cons prepare to throw your meth pipes against the wall |
01/23/26 |
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It's here. It's time. Another round of XOXOhth or ZoZo? |
01/23/26 |
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MTV '97: Cute teen in sundress, Doc Martins admits Lilith Fair "kinda dykey" (v |
01/23/26 |
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wealthy boomers being hunted by their kids is gonna be 1800000 |
01/23/26 |
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these people have nearly killed me multiple times now |
01/23/26 |
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I remember the first time I enjoyed Simply Red's "Holding Back the Years" |
01/23/26 |
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"Yes, Alexa, I meant reply to lower-case-luis, not diesel." |
01/23/26 |
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Lab friend asking U if barklaw offers a good woof-fetch balance |
01/23/26 |
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32X boys grew up hard and fast |
01/23/26 |
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Azn V5 associate pens "Lawdogging" sex blog |
01/23/26 |
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"Alexa, show me my most active threads." Alexa: "I don't want to embarrass you." |
01/23/26 |
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Rate this azn girl |
01/23/26 |
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so i can't see my partner of a decade because she's going to take a deposition |
01/23/26 |
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gummy black nigger crimenet office bitch from carmen sandiego tp |
01/23/26 |
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So according to Hollywood this 'Sinners' movie is the greatest of all time? |
01/23/26 |
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Josh Shapiro: Kamala Team Asked If I'm An Israeli Double Agent. Why Ask Just Me? |
01/23/26 |
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There’s never going to be a good Trek show again |
01/23/26 |
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alexa whispering prime day deals into ur ear as u lay in bed in deep rem sleep |
01/23/26 |
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"gatekeeping" is necessary and good |
01/23/26 |
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Murder rate drops 20% from days of Dark Biden. That's a record. 180 Trump |
01/23/26 |
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The more I use AI, the more I start to hate it |
01/23/26 |
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Michonne grinding fat ass on ur cock: "gonna rebuild Alexandria?" |
01/23/26 |
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"alexa, reply 'diaper' and read me the latest trump news" |
01/23/26 |
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Alexa, please have sex with me |
01/23/26 |
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me: Alexa, when will the storm dissipate? Alexa: ride it out, faggot |
01/23/26 |
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Just discovered the Jeopardy skill with Amazon Alexa |
01/23/26 |
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Alexa, play 'O Holy Night' by Josh Groban |
01/23/26 |
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These alexa threads are funny. |
01/23/26 |
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Is it CR to email a copy of a proof of service to defensemos or nah? |
01/23/26 |
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alexa, scream like the girls from dirty projectors at random intervals |
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Alexa, put $500 on black for me - Wynn to put Echo in every hotel room |
01/23/26 |
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literally every irl chip is stacked against me rn |
01/23/26 |
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according to alexa 23.6% of the greatbort's traffic comes from norway |
01/23/26 |
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I have 2 children, one named Alexa and the other named Amazon. Will this present |
01/23/26 |
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parasitic jew ghoul crime families will get you sick in your sleep |
01/23/26 |
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"Alexa please order me a fatal dose of cyanide . . . Yes, put it in the AmEx." |
01/23/26 |
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A 50-year-old person who was a hikikomori for 17 years has returned to society |
01/23/26 |
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ALEXA THERES A DEER IN MY HOUSE; ALEXA HOW DO YOU GET A DEER OUT OF THE HOUSE |
01/23/26 |
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Alexa start a slideshow of my high school gf's wedding photos on the big screen |
01/23/26 |
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It’s not a vaccine. It’s not safe. |
01/23/26 |
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Lubavitch? More like Luvabitch! |
01/23/26 |
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shoegaze themed japanese idol group |
01/23/26 |
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is this video of a dude hanging himself AI? |
01/23/26 |
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is anyone stuck in a loop? how to get out of it? |
01/23/26 |
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The Internet of Things Is A Disaster |
01/23/26 |
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Gavin Newsom here to remind you that gunnerattt is a giant fucking FAG |
01/23/26 |
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sorry i'd love to talk about myself more but i have to get going |
01/23/26 |
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Johnny Knoxville takes the Bug Pill |
01/23/26 |
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flu transmission experiment didn’t spread the flu (Link)! |
01/23/26 |
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your online lived experience is valid, your online voice is needed |
01/23/26 |
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your 6 week trial period is up babe |
01/23/26 |
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Summer Associate keeps calling of counsels "Cooked Uncs" |
01/23/26 |
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dude AI lmao |
01/23/26 |
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the country is shit because of pedophilic jewish crime families |
01/23/26 |
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Epic Rap Battles of History Mohammed vs Lubavitcher Rebbe |
01/23/26 |
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MTV News '96: Kids putting "Tragic Kingdom" "All Eyez on Me" into 30y time caps |
01/23/26 |
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dude AI lol |
01/23/26 |
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"Alexa, play GAY music". ... "Shuffling songs by _________ |
01/23/26 |
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Jonathan Ross is rich and never going to face conseqences for murking Renee |
01/23/26 |
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Think about how dumb the average boomer is. Half of boomers are dumber than that |
01/23/26 |
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Hey RSF, Trump says Jon Ross fucked up. lol@ your faggot ass defending him, just |
01/23/26 |
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"XO Alexa please -" "-Where can I get a million dollars." |
01/23/26 |
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Please rate how this woman describes what it means to be a Somalian (link) |
01/23/26 |
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RSF finally stepped away from xo at 1pm EST on January 23. Mark it |
01/23/26 |
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Wow Trump thinks Jon Ross made a mistake? Does the vacationing jew agree? |
01/23/26 |
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If your kid has a hyphenated last name, you and your wife are faggots |
01/23/26 |
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If Train Dreams doesn't win Best Picture I'm literally going to kick myself |
01/23/26 |
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Train Dreams sounds like the name of an overwrought John Lennon solo album |
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1L calling u "unc" in front of ur office crush |
01/23/26 |
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paul pelosi sucking off a gay escort while making shrewd shorts on multiple stoc |
01/23/26 |
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Once men turned their thinking over to machines in the hope that this would set |
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Jafar (aka Avi Rosenschmeckel) is a Talmud scholar and kosher deli employee in W |
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Remember when libs said XO Jonathan Ross was in BIG TROUBLE? |
01/23/26 |
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Outro riff to Marrow by Meshuggah plays as Ricky, Potluck & Jafar enter Shul |
01/23/26 |
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Anyone else get maf when gakked on coffee ? |
01/23/26 |
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noxious jew crime families of ghoullandale florida |
01/23/26 |
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Good afternoon my mentally well-adjusted friends! 🙂 |
01/23/26 |
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Paralegal Mohammad loves the Islamic republic ayatollahs. Big surprise |
01/23/26 |
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Good morning! Happy Friday! 🙂 |
01/23/26 |
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Add ", faggot" to end of awkward Romney lines, he sounds alpha |
01/23/26 |
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Gavin Newsom here to remind you that the Trump cabinet is a bunch of FAGGOTS |
01/23/26 |
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holy fuck kill kike pedophile crime families in ghoullandale florida |
01/23/26 |
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Alexa, concede my argument that The House on Sorority Row is underrated |
01/23/26 |
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PA Gov ((Josh Shapiro)): Kamala was antisemitic because she didn’t pick me |
01/23/26 |
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lol this isn't Burger King you stupid bitch |
01/23/26 |
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"Bad Bunny" will be performing in a dress at the SB Halftime show (link) |
01/23/26 |
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MAGA fags are really fucking mad right now |
01/23/26 |
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Gavin Newsom here to remind you that JD Vance is a transvestite faggot |
01/23/26 |
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Nintendo made No Games from 2002-2016 |
01/23/26 |
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so 180 how everyone on earth is just waiting to die 24/7 |
01/23/26 |
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AZ's attorney general: ICE behavior may justify "stand your ground" shootings |
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really starting to get foaming at mouth level insane from all the fake gay shit |
01/23/26 |
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Jessie Ventura: FUCK YOU piece of shit MAGA terrorists! |
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Patriotic whistleblower doxxes 4,500 ICE agents |
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as a quick reminder, trump is a pedophile who went to Epstein island |
01/23/26 |
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California, the world’s 4th largest economy, joins the WHO |
01/23/26 |
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Train Dreams nominated for Best Picture |
01/23/26 |
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JD Vance is putting some eyeliner on to make a press statement about Bad Bunny |
01/23/26 |
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julia confidently asserting that it's the "year of the whores" on chinese zodiac |
01/23/26 |
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I'm making at least 4 GROUNDBREAKING apps and computer programs on ChatGPT |
01/23/26 |
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HYPO: Poker pro plays 1-3 NLHE in Vegas. Always has worst cards. Would he win $? |
01/23/26 |
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Zoo octopus ties zooman's shoelaces together, escapes |
01/23/26 |
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Alexa, please generate fiction in which men take obscene liberties with my body |
01/23/26 |
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Mark David Chapman was a hero. Fuck John Lennon and his “Imagine” BS |
01/23/26 |
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That bumble shrew who ghosted u is tossing Jack Nicholson’s geriatric salad rn |
01/23/26 |
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Are you better off now than you were one year ago? |
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Silver $100 waiting room *official thread* |
01/23/26 |
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Board Olds: Why didn't the GOP take the White House in 1996? |
01/23/26 |
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what sort of properties would fit XO Monopoly |
01/23/26 |
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zoomer heirs signing "it's giving pledge" |
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Farted. It stinks. |
01/23/26 |
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“This is giving male gaze,” your spread-eagle wife said to your son’s broc |
01/23/26 |
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Good Morning ZoZo! Alexa, check the fortuitous meteor forecast for today. |
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