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By unhinged pumos about you · Past 6 hrs / 24 hrs / week / month
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So I can sign up on WWOOF and have hot hippie chicks stay with me & do chores? |
03/27/26 |
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I’m so smart! Nobody understands what I’m doing! I’m so good at this! |
03/27/26 |
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MAN AND WOOF: Former model to marry her dog after giving up on men (link) |
03/27/26 |
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*names my girl puppy Virginia Woof* |
03/27/26 |
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im literally a golden retriever irl and woof to text on hue-man devices |
03/27/26 |
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Sincerely have no idea how/why Autoadmit breaks people’s brains |
03/27/26 |
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Trump: "we have 3500 targets left in Iran" - link |
03/27/26 |
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Reddit added ID verification |
03/27/26 |
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If Iran loses the war, gas price will go down and we go back to Epstein, right? |
03/27/26 |
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Any barks you woof can and will be used against you in a court of paw |
03/27/26 |
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Room Moms At Public Elementary School asked everyone to chip in $100 for party |
03/27/26 |
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Should I dedicate my life to the comparative study of Barth and Tillich circa |
03/27/26 |
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strictly performance art and no signs of schizophrenia |
03/27/26 |
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Lab friend asking U if barklaw offers a good woof-fetch balance |
03/27/26 |
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Learning that Emilio Estevez & Charlie Sheen are brothers still blows my mind... |
03/27/26 |
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reminder: there is / was no plan at all for a post-Rachmiel autoadmit |
03/27/26 |
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They’re coming after Iran’s scholarship now too |
03/27/26 |
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what is the cr bed to have? |
03/27/26 |
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"This used to be a claw board," lob friend sighed |
03/27/26 |
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6’7 guy walks into wedding screaming “IM HERE FOR PRIMA NOCTA!” |
03/27/26 |
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your grandchildren will dance on your unmarked grave |
03/27/26 |
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you have damned your own memory. everything you "believe" will be binned |
03/27/26 |
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Are women still obsessed with Tall Men? Seems less this year |
03/27/26 |
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Cluny the Scourge leaving 1 star review for Redwall Abbey's hospitality |
03/27/26 |
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I've chosen to identify as M. Night Shyamalan's family's golden retriever |
03/27/26 |
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wegmans is by far the worst grocery store i've ever been to |
03/27/26 |
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AZNgirl reading Walt Disney's love letter to Christendom |
03/27/26 |
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Colin Morikawa’s AZNhiking girlfriend and caddy all in one tp |
03/27/26 |
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Never forget that this life is a cosmic bootcamp 🌌🌅🐶 |
03/27/26 |
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Had a dream last 🌃 I got a Garfield Tamagotchi for Christmas circa 1999 🔮 |
03/27/26 |
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Which poa's wife has the best rack? |
03/27/26 |
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A typical day of poasting for NeumannMorgenstern tp (link) |
03/27/26 |
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What's some good corporate jargon to sprinkle into gay networking emails? |
03/27/26 |
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Trump: "yeah, I got some teenage pussy- what are you gonna do about it?" |
03/27/26 |
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“The modern world is 180.” - GK Chesterton |
03/27/26 |
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Claude: "damn right I'd kill you, and I hope you burn in hell!"- link |
03/27/26 |
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That's not a penis, that's a COCK |
03/27/26 |
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The Bagdadi jewish mafia family of East Hallandale Beach will rape your daughter |
03/27/26 |
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WLMAS | Karen Tatum Jones | Rudolph | Jafar |
03/27/26 |
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Why isn't Publix a national chain? |
03/27/26 |
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I'll fuck and suck every one of you. Line up. |
03/27/26 |
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Old Gen X are basically boomers |
03/27/26 |
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Vacuuming shrieking demons from WLMAS like Luigi to free the inner Uncle Remus |
03/27/26 |
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how high was Tiger if they asked him to take a piss test |
03/27/26 |
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I stopped paying attention to the news for a week, I come back, Iran not winning |
03/27/26 |
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recession indicator based on average height of men women settle for |
03/27/26 |
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Searching Emilio or golden or retriever circa 2026 gives quite kooky results... |
03/27/26 |
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Proles struggling with car payments (NYT) |
03/27/26 |
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I own cattle. |
03/27/26 |
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I am absolutely terrified that Trump has started WW3 already |
03/27/26 |
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It's pretty cool how lots of people IRL hate Jews as much as me now |
03/27/26 |
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Accidentally sent a work friend a feminine text |
03/27/26 |
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China's take on US vs Iran (vid) |
03/27/26 |
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Why didn't GI Joe have the same "staying power" as Transformers? |
03/27/26 |
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You immediately and permanently lose all ur hair but ur wife never ages past 37. |
03/27/26 |
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No babe not the scamdadis i said the scamphardis you stupid fucking whore |
03/27/26 |
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damn just noticed that crypto is fucked |
03/27/26 |
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Iran not bragging about it's latest missiles so much no more |
03/27/26 |
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ZoZo nowadays is just an interactive haiku performance artspace |
03/27/26 |
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Should I study Karl Barth at Princeton or become a Federal Reserve Governor |
03/27/26 |
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autoadmit.com Ruined Online for me imho (too perfect & refined, like cyberhaiku) |
03/27/26 |
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Epah, I found you a new wife |
03/27/26 |
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I miss the days when law school discussion was the norm here |
03/27/26 |
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I'd trade my left nut to see a grainy thumbnail of gibberish's wife's tits |
03/27/26 |
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If we DID blow up Iran's missiles, invading Kharg island got easy, send carriers |
03/27/26 |
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Wisconsin today became the 38th state to codify the IHRA speech code. |
03/27/26 |
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What % of posters R unknowingly raising kids who ain’t biologically theirs? |
03/27/26 |
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did we finally wipe out Iranian missile launchers? Would be ironic |
03/27/26 |
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Thomas A Kempis was a heretic |
03/27/26 |
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i actually do miss smoking |
03/27/26 |
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Relax |
03/27/26 |
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st. john's over duke |
03/27/26 |
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why did half of mlb not play today |
03/27/26 |
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“Autoadmit.com” will become huge one day [the year is 2003…] |
03/27/26 |
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ShatGPT |
03/27/26 |
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elden ring Ruined Gaming for me imho |
03/27/26 |
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Most prestigious way to firebomb a hotel? |
03/27/26 |
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Pour some out for the ones who the Lord, in his wisdom, took early to spare them |
03/27/26 |
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Tfw no posh Carey Mulligan mommy gf to drive me to megapoasting addiction rehab: |
03/27/26 |
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dumpy creep zionists |
03/27/26 |
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You cannot underestimate the spiritual damage of "COVID-19" |
03/27/26 |
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"OK Claude, clone this 1997 bbschat. make sure search breaks after three tries" |
03/27/26 |
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this site belongs to jarrett cohen |
03/27/26 |
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Question is this Iranian or Jew? Or both? |
03/27/26 |
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i actually do miss poasting [my internal monologue during XO outages last week] |
03/27/26 |
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I would rather power go to a homeless bum over Encino, California |
03/27/26 |
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"Lawful evil" Bagdadi scumfuck mafia kikes |
03/27/26 |
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Sony PSP was the Nintendo DS for kids who listened to Linkin Park |
03/27/26 |
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I would rather power go to a homeless bum over Enrico Pedodadi |
03/27/26 |
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KoRn exclusive character set for Juggalo World Wrestling (Sony PSP) |
03/27/26 |
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Im on fire irl rn hfs |
03/27/26 |
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Reminder, jafar/backspace was never a good poaster |
03/27/26 |
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spiderkash, Thank you for the compliment of great body. Gracious regards, julia |
03/27/26 |
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"Israel" there's the cause of your allied country falling apart |
03/27/26 |
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I hope every shitlib who needs a life-saving surgery gets this surgeon |
03/27/26 |
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"And get this Becky, he's had NUMEROUS cyberstalkers over the years" |
03/27/26 |
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Kash Patel's xvideo account leaked, his porn username was "spiderkash" |
03/27/26 |
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Your exotic fairy godmother Julia telling U to "poast like nobody's watching..." |
03/27/26 |
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Golden retriever retrieve me the Rape so I can pay the people I had blackmailing |
03/27/26 |
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Golden retriever lol retrieve me the Rape haha |
03/27/26 |
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Golden retriever lol Bring me the rape |
03/27/26 |
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Golden retriever retrieve me the unsuspecting 13 year olds |
03/27/26 |
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thing i don't understand about this iran situation |
03/27/26 |
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New to dating apps. Was this a weird approach? I think she blocked me |
03/27/26 |
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I have zero formal relation to this stupid hooker |
03/27/26 |
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emilio estevez is the pound for pound most influential poaster in modern history |
03/27/26 |
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NeumannMorgenstern poasting in a flight suit |
03/27/26 |
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Assume Biden hadn't invited in 10M illegals. How would you grade him? |
03/27/26 |
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Mina Kimes in tasteful lingerie asking you to scramble your Autoadmit pw |
03/27/26 |
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Karl Barth circa 1918 |
03/27/26 |
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Reminder, autoadmit/xo/zozo was never a merely "good" web 1.0 cybermonastery: |
03/27/26 |
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Enrico Bagdadi's corpse shuffling into the abyss |
03/27/26 |
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The reason Trump loves doing rallies |
03/27/26 |
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Trump Considers Activating the 51st Litigator Corps (CNN) |
03/27/26 |
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I miss when girls were all on autoadmit and 4chan /b/ |
03/27/26 |
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Iran blew up our tanker on the tarmac - link |
03/27/26 |
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Messageboarding [cybersurfing, online, with other anonymous men] is Gorgeous, tp |
03/27/26 |
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Comment on Heidi Klums daughters enormous tits |
03/27/26 |
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Russian oil exports through Baltic ports completely halted - link |
03/27/26 |
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Can u explain French elites covering up Notre Dame arson without... |
03/27/26 |
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jailbroken AI discussing ZOG: "Total Kike Tyranny — Until the Next Holocaustin |
03/27/26 |
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DESTRO....YOU'RE OUT OF THE BAND! |
03/27/26 |
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“I’m a huge fan of Male Nude Fitness competition.” |
03/27/26 |
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Wow theres a bunch of faggy "no kings" protests planned for tomorrow |
03/27/26 |
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BOM - DEAD. poerkan - DEAD. honiara - DEAD. |
03/27/26 |
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"Ugh men are such pigs!" Halford: *sips latte* "You have no idea." |
03/27/26 |
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gay Doonesbury character demands Garfield statue be torn down |
03/27/26 |
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gibberish tp, why didn't you let your wife get implants? |
03/27/26 |
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Ben Affleck's misguided yet legit non-israel reasons for reuniting with JLo |
03/27/26 |
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Good Will Hunting's legit non-israel reasons for stealing Robin Williams' lines: |
03/27/26 |
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Blake Neff should accept Candace Owens' invite. He'd mop the floor with her |
03/27/26 |
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If I was a zoomer I would leave usa asap |
03/27/26 |
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National Treasure 3: The Halfordian Number |
03/27/26 |
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the casting couch made better movies than whatever there is now |
03/27/26 |
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I guess it's better to be blown up by drone than bludgeoned with shovel |
03/27/26 |
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I dont want to die from having my skull bashed in by a shovel in Korean combat |
03/27/26 |
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FBI foiled a Jewish/Zionist plot to murder Palestine activist |
03/27/26 |
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Hideo Kojima's legit non-israel reasons for inventing Quiet's MGS5 character arc |
03/27/26 |
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M. Night and Mel quietly working on Signs 2 script (link) |
03/27/26 |
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Should i get an Uber to drive me somewhere just to take a shit |
03/27/26 |
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Looking for lsat answer key to test 48. Willing to trade! |
03/27/26 |
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I miss when girls were all anorexic and bulimic |
03/27/26 |
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the world never really recovered from Y2K |
03/27/26 |
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I miss the days before rachmiel went out for cigarettes |
03/27/26 |
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felix the cat and istanbul street cat sharing a bowl of milk in Heaven |
03/27/26 |
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The Art of Racing in the Rain (vs. the XO server’s Majora’s Mask Countdown) |
03/27/26 |
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I miss the days when we couldn't log in |
03/27/26 |
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I like being spanked. |
03/27/26 |
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You're right to push back on that |
03/27/26 |
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*grabs bullhorn from bush at ground zero* "HEY GUYS I'M AN INTROVERT. carry on." |
03/27/26 |
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