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By unhinged pumos about you · Past 6 hrs / 24 hrs / week / month
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Were the ancient Romans fundamentally a shit people? |
08/10/26 |
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IMPORTANT REMINDER: Mac Miller was Jewish but too pure of heart for ArianaGrande |
08/10/26 |
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dandy warhols - bohemian like you |
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Paul's justification for going to Damascus makes no sense |
08/10/26 |
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HAtp please give me something ETHEREAL to end my poasting night on, SVP π |
08/10/26 |
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IMPORTANT REMINDER: Max Miller is Jewish |
08/10/26 |
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HYPO: Turning into an IRL golden retriever w/o opposable thumbs at Midnight EST? |
08/10/26 |
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New Claude models to include watermarks inside text - link |
08/10/26 |
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Ohio Rep Congressman Max Miller says it’s Bigoted to say “saved by Christ Al |
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Medieval arabs could plausibly claim to have done archaeology in Jerusalem |
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Just took a huge hit of weed and coughed and it blew all the weed out the pipe |
08/10/26 |
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2003: up late playing GTA. 2023: up late redlining SPA. |
08/10/26 |
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*1251 circa 2003’s golden retrofuturism slowly gets louder as U browse XO* |
08/10/26 |
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“Autoadmit.com” will become huge one day [the year is 2003…] |
08/10/26 |
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The optimism of AutoAdmit circa 2004 |
08/10/26 |
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The optimism of 1999 |
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Oh, you philosophize? |
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rate this oxford study (tiktok) |
08/10/26 |
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The crown of thorns probably had pre-existing symbolic meaning too |
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think im ready to smoke some weed soon |
08/10/26 |
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blacks and asians and basically any native brownoids are just such fucking shit |
08/10/26 |
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is it just me or is this height difference in a relationship kinda suss (tiktok) |
08/10/26 |
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Modernity? Painlessly Accepted! π΄ |
08/10/26 |
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fuck man non-existence is gonna absolutely 18000000 |
08/10/26 |
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I poast way too much gay/retarded/goldenretriever-ish
stuff when 2 much caffeine |
08/10/26 |
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But seriously, the crucifix had to have had meaning that predated Jesus |
08/10/26 |
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NOT FLAME: Marley and Me sequel financed by ZoZo Studios, "Mousemo and Me" πΎ |
08/10/26 |
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what happens to the biz board when xo is gone |
08/10/26 |
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I did a small percentage of Emilio's daily lifts and was gassed |
08/10/26 |
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If Noam Chomsky spent 4 years undercover with guerillas he'd be Descartes |
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Viva La ZoZo or Death and all his Friends |
08/10/26 |
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BEAVER tp and I give each other the Pura Vida handshake π€ every morning |
08/10/26 |
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Alpha Japanese made Koreans into “ military sexual slaves” |
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"I haven't poasted like that since grade school." - Marla |
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A remake of Fight Club where gunneratttt is Tyler Durden |
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South Korea has a HUGE pedophile problem |
08/10/26 |
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Lauren Boebert raised an (ALLEGED) Pedo |
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Those who are dead are not dead they're just living in my head πΆ |
08/10/26 |
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A lot of Autoadmit poasting was just taking LSAT in reverse: "180's" all around? |
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How Ghetto is a Royal Caribbean Cruise 2026 Edition |
08/10/26 |
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Trump: I want Reparations!! |
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You should start a phd program at age 53 |
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And you'll take the high screen and I'll take the low screen, and I'll be on Zoz |
08/10/26 |
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A lot of medieval scholasticism was just taking the LSAT in reverse |
08/10/26 |
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I did 1/10th of Emilio's daily output in an hour and felt completely exhausted |
08/10/26 |
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Anonymous male bonding over long geographic distances |
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Descartes as idea thief using Jewish philosophy to undermine faith in Jesus |
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"Seven Poasters", a Kurosawa film |
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More than half of all babies are born out of wedlock to mothers |
08/10/26 |
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When one returns after retirement to the great bort. |
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All summer we just hurried / So come over, just be patient and don’t worry |
08/10/26 |
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Descartes self-censored to dodge accusations made against him personally |
08/10/26 |
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“Death is random as fuck” - Rachmiel’s reminder to not take XO server 4 gr |
08/10/26 |
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my name is "Edward Penishands" and my fingers identify as penises |
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This computer output, my God! There most be something with with output device |
08/10/26 |
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tasting menu has hidden "steak tartaria" dish |
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Marathon watched Mindhunters yesterday on Netflix. Want to snarf Anna Torv's |
08/10/26 |
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Report: Jason Arday and EK Johnson never seen in same room together. |
08/10/26 |
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Lawyers are lower forms of life than shit encrusted toilet bowls |
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This was a real person who lived recent to us in time |
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Spiritual advisor to Jeffrey Epstein right here |
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Morning crew opens the door, sees hundreds of diapers and tutu pipes. "Oh boy" |
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Atlantis was real btw |
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Marco Rubio Toyota announces Lindsey Graham memorial foam party |
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Ethereally life-affirming music is not a hobby it is a lifestyle |
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Descartes was a mercenary soldier in the Thirty Years War. Total black box |
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What happened to the Hegelian eGirls? |
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Knew all the words to the popular songs / With the radio on full volume |
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Which cherished Poaster would you will your XOXOhth cyberPersona to? |
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US Oil Supply at 80 Year High. Shitlibs Done Here. |
08/10/26 |
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Your poasts should always be pushing the limit |
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“His last words before he died were that he had ‘really liked it here’?” |
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Not now babe I'm getting in touch with my inner Rachmiel tp (web 1.0 scholar) |
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XO server hamster cheerfully humming "The More You Ignore Me, the Closer I Get" |
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Uma Thurman goes the way of all white women..... |
08/10/26 |
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my posts contain a watermark |
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Underrated perk of dating Olivia Rodrigo: built in friendship w Conan Gray |
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Germans were the last to be converted and the first to openly resist the Pope |
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I still wish for you at 11:11... |
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"...discussing liberal arts with disaffected lawyers. who just joined |
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Germans used esoteric traditions politically to resist papal authority |
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my family and I are forced to go to more expensive hotels, restaurants, |
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Pinocchio Story from 808s & Heartbreak is one of the most heartfelt songs ever |
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gakked as shit on kava and other herbal tinctures. what to buy at walmart |
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sometimes i feel bad wanting an entire race of people disappear |
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It's always 8:08 somewhere πͺ½ |
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https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/s
hort-mario-holding-tall-goth-gir
ls-hand |
08/10/26 |
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Autoadmit was real btw π‘ |
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Lab friend recalls “remaining pawsitive πΎ” during ZoZo server outages (li |
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Arthoe-mommy gf hybrid insists on 1st class MoMA USA tour (& won’t let you pay |
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The Camp of the CyberSaints circa 2021 (tp, needless to say) |
08/10/26 |
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Autoadmit execs: "I wish we never called it XOXOhth" (link) |
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Decolonizing My Autoadmit Life |
08/10/26 |
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Your exotic fairy godmother Julia telling U to "poast like nobody's watching..." |
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YOU FOUND A FORGOTTEN PS1 SUMMER π΄ [intelligent dnb / atmospheric jungle] |
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TFW no Jennifer Love Hewitt circa Garfield veterinarian mommy gf |
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An alien world filled with nothing but golden retrievers, pianos, Alice Sara Ott |
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If you can't poast with the one you love, poast the one you're with |
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The diving bell ("Modernity") and the CyberButterfly Sanctuary π |
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Stream of Cumciousness starring Emilio Estevez and Online Men |
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Emilio is Fidèle in Bruges |
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"Emilio" its time for your permanent Reprieve from existence |
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Feeding chunks of D grade circus meat "Emilio" to your pet crocodile |
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Sent from my Tamagotchi circa 1997 |
08/10/26 |
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June bug skipping like a stone / With the headlights pointed at the dawn |
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Mobile computer? Check. Y2K Aero? Check. Diaper? Check & check. π§ |
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πΆLife is so strange π (life is so strange)π |
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Phone Poasting long thread titles is the most dangerous game (IME, but YMMV) |
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Castaway on the Moon circa 2009 π
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in 10,000 years, the history of online will be the history of autoadmit (maybe?) |
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My bull's balls bouncing off my bulbous booty |
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The Tale of TUTU Cities by Robert Halford |
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They lock a thick plug in my hole and make me walk around |
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B52's Fred Voice to Iran: So. O-pen. Up. That. Big. HOR-MUSSY!! |
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Blown away how surprisingly gorgeous Autoadmit in year 32, give or take |
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Blown away how vile and ugly women get from 28-40 |
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Buddy of mine makes the most creative internet performance art I’ve ever seen |
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Either a billion IQ points were used to invent this story or it's true |
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Yea hon, he has schizophrenia and thinks hes some kind of chinese umberto eco |
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Morrissey, Orville Peck, The Penis = my dream trio for Universal Studios daytrip |
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i can't, my male spaces |
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"Wow, that's soo cool. That's my teleology too. Are you a Capricorn?!" |
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had to update the xo user blocking script bc i ran out of cache space |
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there's always 1 guy in the group obsessed with "exotic milks" |
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Not now babe, I'm talking about pseudo-history with an online crank |
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WNBA players know Sophie is a higher primate and can't stand it |
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No worries, I won't Critique your Pure Reason for cancelling haha |
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Does NSAM use some kind of random page feature on Wikipedia? |
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dreaming in utero |
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Olivia Rodrigo gf: sings 4 U; OR wife: great w kids, still thin & boobs huge |
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"I'm so smart and erudite!" -- NSAM *Poasts retarded schizo bullshit* |
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Google image search "Robert Fludd." A medical doctor made those drawings |
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What's genuinely the load-bearing structural architecture of xo? |
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We just had to keep walking / And we became the stories, we became the places |
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muslim men sit to pee |
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SciFi Novel "NUUYG - First Contact" |
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Huh, "penussy" in white font in my email sig must've been put there by Claude |
08/10/26 |
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Fuck “Emily in Paris” I wanna see a show like “Emilio at the SLC dog park |
08/10/26 |
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Kurosawa's Dreams except its ethereal vignettes about XO poasting history |
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For Some "Poasters," There's No "Off Switch" for Megapoasting Inspirations (NYT) |
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What's a Hospitaler and what were they known for? Don't ask Renee Descartes |
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Ok maybe the fact that it happened in Jerusalem means there's a Jewish connectio |
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Maybe Western philosophy made no progress in the 20th century because of war |
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Ok let's use syllogistic reasoning to figure out whether the order of the cross |
08/10/26 |
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I imagine most Poasters poasting in Orville Peck outfit (good looking guy TBF |
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Ok, bear with me here: the crucifix was already a potent symbol that's why |
08/10/26 |
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Stream of consciousness poasting with other men online tp |
08/10/26 |
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What the fuck do you do with the fact that John the Baptist had a big following |
08/10/26 |
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"I know Mary's little baby came into the world just to save me" πͺ½ |
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New XO feature to include watermarks inside blank bumps - link |
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