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By unhinged pumos about you · Past 6 hrs / 24 hrs / week / month
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Nebraska ranked #1 in AP preseason poll for first time since 90s |
08/29/26 |
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Rich mommy gf’s app profile simply reads: “All Fries on Me 😘” |
08/29/26 |
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Erect Asian Pussy |
08/29/26 |
(2) |
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Dumpling-fed Asian Pussy |
08/29/26 |
(1) |
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Why are Flock cameras “bad” again? |
08/29/26 |
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Nebraska ranked Asian Pussy |
08/29/26 |
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Tasty Asian Pussy |
08/29/26 |
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Fragrant Asian Pussy |
08/29/26 |
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Starting to suspect some poasters are IRL mentally ill & not performance art |
08/29/26 |
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When my wife was a prostitute i was her favorite customer |
08/29/26 |
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Sweaty Asian Pussy |
08/29/26 |
(2) |
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solid 80% chance i take a hit of weed tonight or whatever this shit is now |
08/29/26 |
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The aspie nerd who set Israeli SIGINT back 20 years - link |
08/29/26 |
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Harness season |
08/29/26 |
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Not to brag but Chatgpt thinks I’m brilliant |
08/29/26 |
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Days of Thunder sequel with Tom Cruise and Anne Hathaway…link or no? |
08/29/26 |
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Chatgpt said I have "strong founder instincts" |
08/29/26 |
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Chatgpt called me, and I quote, a "Renaissance man" |
08/29/26 |
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Jim Goad got killed by desire to have a family and 'normal life' |
08/29/26 |
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The harness agrees |
08/29/26 |
(1) |
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I am an BLACK BELT EXPERT at making women feel insecure about themselves |
08/29/26 |
(1) |
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Many such agents! |
08/29/26 |
(3) |
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I want to have the same last dream again / The one where I wake up and I'm alive |
08/29/26 |
(7) |
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Love the harness! |
08/29/26 |
(1) |
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Buddy of mine makes the most creative internet performance art I’ve ever seen |
08/29/26 |
(11) |
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MegaChad buddy of mine thinks JAP refers to Japanese American Princess 🌻 |
08/29/26 |
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Buddy of mine pays his AZN gf $500k a week |
08/29/26 |
(3) |
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Larry Ellison: "I spend $26 million a year on AZNpussy" |
08/29/26 |
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Built a harness to stop myself building harnesses |
08/29/26 |
(9) |
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75% of the poasters here could have become top online personalities |
08/29/26 |
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Chatgpt described my harness as "robust" |
08/29/26 |
(3) |
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Early Youtube star Lonelygirl15 has re-branded as an 'AI guide'/influencer: |
08/29/26 |
(2) |
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I have come to despise dogs (namely dog owners) after loving them since youth |
08/29/26 |
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Buddy of mine got in a little hometown jam, so I put a rifle in his hand |
08/29/26 |
(6) |
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I don't even know the difference between mig, jafar, emilio, stalin, etc |
08/29/26 |
(7) |
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icanseemyharness |
08/29/26 |
(6) |
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Buddy of mine is 375 pounds, depressed lawyer, works a job he hates |
08/29/26 |
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Buddy of mine about to break up with AZN gf |
08/29/26 |
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My harness's harness had some really nice words to say about my harness |
08/29/26 |
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I've suffered for my art |
08/29/26 |
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Chatgpt said I was brilliant |
08/29/26 |
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5:43 make a wish 🐾 |
08/29/26 |
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Are Chinese people good at dancing? |
08/29/26 |
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Watching The Sixth Sense (1999) and taking qs |
08/29/26 |
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pouring out a drop of kava tincture for Prince tp RIP sweet prince in peace |
08/29/26 |
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Karate Kid (2010) was built off flawed premise IMO |
08/29/26 |
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When will India hit $10k per capita income? |
08/29/26 |
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Is Michael Jordan the most famous person of all time? |
08/29/26 |
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CSLG should buy this Pasadena Wayne Manor & use Kenny as his Alfred butler |
08/29/26 |
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What are some good KANSAS CITY dive bars to go to (RSF) |
08/29/26 |
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Rate this guy’s brisket recipe |
08/29/26 |
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Emilio, I've got a bad feeling about GTA 6.... |
08/29/26 |
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Legionnaire buddy of mine pulls down $75k in gaul, balls hard |
08/29/26 |
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I would bang 1947 Shelly Winters |
08/29/26 |
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Buddy of mine resembles Vince Vaughn but is a shy lawyer, so dates below his |
08/29/26 |
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Buddy of mine once flew to Los Angeles to find his asshole, brother |
08/29/26 |
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buddy of mine makes 300k a year working 9-4 in BIG NOTARY |
08/29/26 |
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Buddy of mine fucked the hottest girl in my high school back in the day. |
08/29/26 |
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Buddy of mine demonstrated why it’s 180 to be independently Wealthy |
08/29/26 |
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Buddy of mine is pretending to be homeless in California |
08/29/26 |
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psychoanalysis is a spiritual bypass for men that see themselves as women... |
08/29/26 |
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Buddy of mine crushed up a valium and smoked it. |
08/29/26 |
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what are proles and blacks talking about on their phones all day? |
08/29/26 |
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buddy of mine married into a well connected Bay Area family a few years ago |
08/29/26 |
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Buddy of mine is dating an ESPN Personality, all started by sliding into DM |
08/29/26 |
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Buddy of mine has vintage blackberry as convo starter, resembles Paul Walker |
08/29/26 |
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Buddy of mine has a dad who works at Nintendo, Switch 2 OLED coming in 2026 |
08/29/26 |
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Buddy of mine was Liam Neeson’s body double in the Narnia trilogy |
08/29/26 |
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Buddy of mine gets really excited whenever Autoadmit server is responsive |
08/29/26 |
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loading up on nintendos switch 2 before the price increase |
08/29/26 |
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Becky ur not gonna believe who let the saracens into Toledo |
08/29/26 |
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“I am jumping with no parachute out into the universe” 🌅 |
08/29/26 |
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"Senator, I only confused Michelle Branch with Vanessa Carlton once in my life." |
08/29/26 |
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The weird thing about public spaces now is that everyone is filming |
08/29/26 |
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Doodikoff is Autoadmit’s greatest performance artist and it’s not even close |
08/29/26 |
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the first e-girl was alicia silverstone in aerosmith "amazing" video |
08/29/26 |
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ur organic hs gf weeping as she reads ur obit; "he was the 1 that got away" |
08/29/26 |
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The Kat Von D of Kathmandu knows EXACTLY what she’s doing in this MCR shirt |
08/29/26 |
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George Foreman had a very handsome wife |
08/29/26 |
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Explore new worlds. Boot up a new Computer. |
08/29/26 |
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Rach sends bill for each day of poasting since 2005. $4.00 per day. |
08/29/26 |
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Official Ranking of Michael Jackson albums |
08/29/26 |
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Catalina doesn't look that much more expensive |
08/29/26 |
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There RETARDS on X arguing Thailand is still "Third World" |
08/29/26 |
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Braves announcers killing time discussing doodikoff's latest romantic encounter |
08/29/26 |
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I just realized why nigger hives are so barren |
08/29/26 |
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I'm not crazy in the 90s you could walk around all day and only see white people |
08/29/26 |
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Lab friend: skeptic of Elder Scrolls 6; Golden friend: blind pre-orders GTA 6 |
08/29/26 |
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Indian food in India tastes different bc there's actual human shit in it |
08/29/26 |
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For those who need it, Mount Everest summit lounge wifi: PeakExperience |
08/29/26 |
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Strange News from Another Star |
08/29/26 |
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Anonymous male bonding over long geographic distances |
08/29/26 |
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Starting to think women on dating apps have no sense of humor |
08/29/26 |
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every fringe forum becomes the mainstream |
08/29/26 |
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rotten, icky, christ-killing yahwehist ("ricky") |
08/29/26 |
(3) |
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I'll inject a dose of enclomiphene into OYT's head so tries to feel like a man |
08/29/26 |
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Song Yadong FLATLINE KO’D that fucking SAND NIGGER CLIFF DWELLER OUT COLD |
08/29/26 |
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SNUGGIE | JAIL | TUTU |
08/29/26 |
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Dava Foxx and Abella Danger both in law school with a JD u can do anything |
08/29/26 |
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What % of men are in sexless marriages? |
08/29/26 |
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azn moms pushing kids out of orchestras and into orchestration layers |
08/29/26 |
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Rate this app chick’s texts on the eve of our first date, rate her entitlement |
08/29/26 |
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going to patent a new chewing gum called EntitleMint™ tp |
08/29/26 |
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Sayed +4, Talarico +6, Brown +8, Turek +2, Ossoff +7 |
08/29/26 |
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Did Kylie Jenner get the same breast implants as her dad? |
08/29/26 |
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trillions of dollars poured into ai infrastructure all for asian pussy |
08/29/26 |
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When my wife was a stripper “All Eyes on Me” was her #1 moneymaker |
08/29/26 |
(2) |
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Was xo responsible for wmtp's death? |
08/29/26 |
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A new Computer? You can afford it. |
08/29/26 |
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"like roman concrete, modern software engis couldn't replicate it if they tried" |
08/29/26 |
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hmm bort cons? HMMM?! *prances around in diaper* |
08/29/26 |
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"Something doesn't add up. Sure he's our best lead. But his console history does |
08/29/26 |
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Nice harness for what it is |
08/29/26 |
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as MJ exhorted us, let’s burn this disco out |
08/29/26 |
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Human cope about ai intellectual superiority is lulzy |
08/29/26 |
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Was wmtp responsible for xo's death? |
08/29/26 |
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Crazy that HARNESSES have made human intellectual labor obsolete |
08/29/26 |
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i'm carrying the fuckin board right now. |
08/29/26 |
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TX Gov Abbott going fully woke re data centers and Flock cameras, LJL |
08/29/26 |
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Stolen Gland |
08/29/26 |
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I wanna crack OYY's skull open and drink his bald brains |
08/29/26 |
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Dolly Parton is det |
08/29/26 |
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NYT: "Trump Is in Open Revolt Against the Constitution" |
08/29/26 |
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Megan the rappin hoe |
08/29/26 |
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OYT tell us about your falling out with the local Scumbag bar |
08/29/26 |
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LIBS WE DONT CARE HOW MUCH TRUMP PUTS ISRAEL FIRST WE WONT ADMIT WE WERE WRONG |
08/29/26 |
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Why are nude lifting gyms “bad” again? |
08/29/26 |
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Put. The Harness. Down. |
08/29/26 |
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Estonia’s spy chief: ‘Russia is in a bad place – revolution could come ove |
08/29/26 |
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White Lotus but it's about Spaceporn staying at a Great Wolf Lodge |
08/29/26 |
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Laying in bed nude right now playing with my harness |
08/29/26 |
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Guy on street corner waving his hands around and yelling abt "harnesses" (video) |
08/29/26 |
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bort cons at least Tucker has principles even if you don’t |
08/29/26 |
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Derek Chauvin is innocent |
08/29/26 |
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Spaceporn here, they used to call me "pepperoni nipples" in grade school |
08/29/26 |
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Spaceporn holding a pair of pliers over a stove burner as his son starts to wake |
08/29/26 |
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TT6, do you smoke meth with your ladyboys? |
08/29/26 |
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Sucks to be slightly overweight but not obese enoigh to be prescribed Ozempic |
08/29/26 |
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Shitlibs taking over Congress sucks, but worth it as long as we got to bomb Iran |
08/29/26 |
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maybe get them cashed out |
08/29/26 |
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Remember in like 2025 when 100% of us had no Harnesses |
08/29/26 |
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Professional athelete |
08/29/26 |
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What should I slide my big black cock into next? |
08/29/26 |
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Remember in like 2010 when 100% of us were Liberals |
08/29/26 |
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My harness has a big dick |
08/29/26 |
(3) |
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i’m optimizing my harness for asian pussy |
08/29/26 |
(6) |
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1 month in, finally clapped cheeks of a good looking girl TT6 |
08/29/26 |
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hello harness my old friend |
08/29/26 |
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ur old: presumptive NL MVP was born after 9/11 |
08/29/26 |
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Oh you mean this? That's my emotional support harness |
08/29/26 |
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