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By unhinged pumos about you · Past 6 hrs / 24 hrs / week / month
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Entire LIFE was attempt to Escape my Fate, now I'm FURKED |
08/30/26 |
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Downtown KC seems a bit methy and dark |
08/30/26 |
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CSLG should buy this Pasadena Wayne Manor & use Kenny as his Alfred butler |
08/30/26 |
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might keep shitting outside in the morning |
08/30/26 |
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THIS COUNTRY IS A COMPLETE FUCKING FAGGOT FRAUD |
08/30/26 |
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Is Robin Hood the worst “classic Disney animated movie?” Just watched it |
08/30/26 |
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I have come to love poasters (namely XO poasters) after liking them since youth: |
08/30/26 |
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We havent forgotten you queer Covid lockdown people. |
08/30/26 |
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The blank bump was a genuine poasting innovation |
08/30/26 |
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The Cultural reason for Nintendo’s lack of Games |
08/30/26 |
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jshad riding train to end of line w suitcase full of pinecones |
08/30/26 |
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2013: GTA 5, first Autoadmit poast! 2026: GTA 6, asking Rach “can u host?” |
08/30/26 |
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*jshad holding COCK overhead* *zelda music plays* da da da dahhhhhh |
08/30/26 |
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might start sitting outside in the morning |
08/30/26 |
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I start my new job tomorrow. Please pray for me. |
08/30/26 |
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Starting to suspect some poasters are IRL mentally ill & not performance art |
08/30/26 |
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Oh no! My pecuniary sprog's looted sale value! (Emilio) |
08/30/26 |
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Former Pac-10 schools have like 500 fans at their cfb games now lmao |
08/30/26 |
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My friends are developing embarrassing hobbies in middle age |
08/30/26 |
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julia carving out lucrative niche as busty milf financial influencer on tiktok |
08/30/26 |
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AI Latina gfs for me, not for thee |
08/30/26 |
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jshad do you have a penis or a cock? |
08/30/26 |
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Why is Emilio Estevez tp “bad” again? |
08/30/26 |
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I have come to despise dogs (namely dog owners) after loving them since youth |
08/30/26 |
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"Emilio" is a career criminal |
08/30/26 |
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“Can u host?” The exhausted server hamster 🐹 asked, and rachmiel delivere |
08/30/26 |
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Pinocchio Story from 808s & Heartbreak is one of the most heartfelt songs ever |
08/30/26 |
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jshad biking through fresh snow w Christmas carp strapped into front basket |
08/30/26 |
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“180’s & Heartbreak” - Rachmiel’s memoir working title |
08/30/26 |
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All of my favorite poasters are either Black or brown (or yellow or golden) 🫶 |
08/30/26 |
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Why is this Web 1.0 marketplace of ideas “bad” again? |
08/30/26 |
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💜💜💜 |
08/30/26 |
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Rate this new Jeet scam involving cars |
08/30/26 |
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Who is the greatest blank bumper in the history of xo? |
08/30/26 |
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How do "Autoadmit" and "ZoZo" form such an ethereal performance art space? |
08/30/26 |
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jshad skateboarding downhill w Christmas carp tucked inside winter coat |
08/30/26 |
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Legionnaire buddy of mine pulls down $75k in gaul, balls hard |
08/30/26 |
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Buddy of mine calls his favorite DodgerDog combo The Penis in honor of Autoadmit |
08/30/26 |
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probably going to return to australia after living in the usa for almost 12yrs |
08/30/26 |
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jshad kneeling beside bathtub, conferring with christmas carp |
08/30/26 |
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Pheromone maxxing trend spreads across the manscape |
08/30/26 |
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Stacey Dash: Emilio’s forever 90s crush 💞 |
08/30/26 |
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Me and Emilio at NPB game trying to order Da-ja- do-gu onegai shimasu |
08/30/26 |
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One set of footprints: jshad carrying freshly caught Christmas carp up beach |
08/30/26 |
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Poasting on XOXOhth. (2026), still can't believe this GreatBort exists tp |
08/30/26 |
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TFW no Alicia Silverstone circa Aerosmith virtual gf |
08/30/26 |
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Doodikoff is Autoadmit’s greatest performance artist and it’s not even close |
08/30/26 |
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AI thinks Autoadmit and “ZoZo” may be same cyberhaiku performance art space |
08/30/26 |
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Summer Catch with Freddie Prinze Jr. and Jessica Biel came out August 24, 2001 |
08/30/26 |
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may my enemies find themselves stuck watching PS I Love You with 6 childless shr |
08/30/26 |
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May my enemies be assured they will get in anywhere they apply |
08/30/26 |
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May my enemies wives watch a lot of HGTV and start flipping houses for fun |
08/30/26 |
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May my enemies wives play iPhone games until 2am & be too tired for sex |
08/30/26 |
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May my enemies wives drink pumpkin beer and fart all night |
08/30/26 |
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whok, will you cum in me? |
08/30/26 |
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May my enemies wives act like the invented cooking after they make a simple meal |
08/30/26 |
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Blown away how surprisingly gorgeous Autoadmit in year 32, give or take |
08/30/26 |
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Walk streets of ZoZo til I get lost / cause it doesn’t remind me of anything |
08/30/26 |
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May my enemies wives begin to chew like a camel 7 years into the marriage. |
08/30/26 |
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Explore new worlds. Boot up a new Computer. |
08/30/26 |
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Kurosawa's Dreams except its ethereal vignettes about XO poasting history |
08/30/26 |
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The guy from Soundgarden and Audioslave was in both bands. |
08/30/26 |
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Why did Rare (video game company) only make good games for like 5 years |
08/30/26 |
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Angels & Airwaves & Autoadmits... |
08/30/26 |
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FREE MONEY: TCU -7.5 v. UNC (in Ireland) |
08/30/26 |
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lol wtf is goying on over here?!? |
08/30/26 |
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my toxic trait is knowing deep down I'm a better tourist than the other tourists |
08/30/26 |
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If I wasn't racist I would breed Latinas night and day. Thank u racism. |
08/30/26 |
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Trump declares WAR on Canada... |
08/30/26 |
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Der Penis tp & his golden retriever taking the entire GreatBort out for gourmet: |
08/30/26 |
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Emilio and me both eating from opposite ends of the same Dodger Dog |
08/30/26 |
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Why are Canadians such assholes? |
08/30/26 |
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I want to be smothered by Asian Pussy |
08/30/26 |
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Sicko India LEGALIZE AI generated sexual images of children! |
08/30/26 |
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“Autoadmit.com” will become huge one day [the year is 2003…] |
08/30/26 |
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Richard clock tp can still do most of the moves from Omarion- touch music video |
08/30/26 |
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“The miracle of all of this… does it ever cross your mind?” |
08/30/26 |
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Some may call it a coincidence, but I call it design 🐾 |
08/30/26 |
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Gonna write a song, so she can see / Give her all the love she gives to me |
08/30/26 |
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does rsf have recurring nightmares where atm's spit out firefighter parts? |
08/30/26 |
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If love's the word, that you say / You say it, I will listen |
08/30/26 |
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And suddenly / You've done it all / You won me over / In no time at all 🌈 |
08/30/26 |
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Just as the 4 walls closed me within / My eyes are opened up with pure sunlight |
08/30/26 |
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All I want for Christmas is a blonde AZN hiking gf who attends Korean Church |
08/30/26 |
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YOU FOUND A FORGOTTEN PS1 SUMMER 🌴 [intelligent dnb / atmospheric jungle] |
08/30/26 |
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May my enemies wives not have sisters |
08/30/26 |
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Starting to get into piano music as a way to see azngirls perform live |
08/30/26 |
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May my enemies wives sisters inherit the thick ass gene |
08/30/26 |
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why do fewer ppl believe in religion now？ |
08/30/26 |
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Curious US AID entry for "Kasich Dungeons, LLC" |
08/30/26 |
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Is Trump Just Deporting ‘the Worst of the Worst’? Far From It. |
08/30/26 |
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Clancy still basically going to prison if the jury concludes that she's nuts |
08/30/26 |
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RATE Jude Law's 25yo Dotter In A Green Bikini (PICS) |
08/30/26 |
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Oldest is a freshman in h.s. Went to watch varsity football game tonight. My God |
08/30/26 |
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May my enemies wives secretly have a subscription to ALL online streaming servic |
08/30/26 |
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Modern xo is Great(ly transformed into a Lazy River) 🐹🌊📡🐾🔮 |
08/30/26 |
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God to you in Heaven: “good morning” |
08/30/26 |
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Did libs survive July 4th this year? |
08/30/26 |
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i actually do miss poasting [my internal monologue during XO outages last week] |
08/30/26 |
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Ukraine is winning so hard the CIA director flew to Moscow to BEG for a ceasefir |
08/30/26 |
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The Gilbert Keith Chesterton of 21st century gentiles 🦄 |
08/30/26 |
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The Advent of ZoZo: Most Important Social Phenomenon of the Late 2010s |
08/30/26 |
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XO: describe the poasters you had intercourse with in your CyberJourney |
08/30/26 |
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Rate my weekend bike ride |
08/30/26 |
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in 10,000 years, the history of online will be the history of autoadmit (maybe?) |
08/30/26 |
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One screen on Autoadmit, one screen on "Eurasian tomboy explains Chrono Cross" |
08/30/26 |
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What happened to the Autoadmit.com eGirls? I love men to be clear |
08/30/26 |
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“is this an accurate representation of XO in 2026?” (Rach’s inner monologu |
08/30/26 |
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Japanese using AI white girl's face on real Japanese girl's bodies - nsfw |
08/30/26 |
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The craziest thing about "AutoAdmit.com" is it's shameless appeal to gay retards |
08/30/26 |
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The craziest thing about GTA6 is it's shameless appeal to ass men |
08/30/26 |
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where are you on the chart? |
08/30/26 |
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biz idea: convince saudi billionaire to start mutant league sports events |
08/30/26 |
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thought about jshad this morning and couldnt stop crying |
08/30/26 |
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Ricky stopping for the Togo's Sandwiches at the end of the universe |
08/30/26 |
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Could use an MPA thread praising poasters for weird attributes tp |
08/30/26 |
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Your exotic fairy godmother Julia telling U to "poast like nobody's watching..." |
08/30/26 |
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"OMG Becky! He snidely derides all restaurant food as Sysco Slop! so hot" |
08/30/26 |
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anyone have just completely retarded Boomer parents? |
08/30/26 |
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Who's the most based cooking show host / popular chef? |
08/30/26 |
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I've gotten so racist that the second I see a minority in a movie I stop watchin |
08/30/26 |
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Military brass advised Trump/Hegseth prolonged Iran ops were unsustainable |
08/30/26 |
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Hasan Piker to Dems: "you must defend me" |
08/30/26 |
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CHECKMATE LIBS, Trump cuts off immigration from Canada (link) |
08/30/26 |
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Hole youth is only thing that matters after money |
08/30/26 |
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US bombs two Iranian launchers on Larak Island |
08/30/26 |
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Oh yeah I'm sure sticking it to the Jews and Israel will improve your life |
08/30/26 |
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They really seem to be going out of their way to make us eat bugs |
08/30/26 |
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Chinks play Long Game as Trump Whores out USA for Israel (WSJ) |
08/30/26 |
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Spaceprawn, CPS call again. Kid still breeding when you drop him at school |
08/30/26 |
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Lob Tinder Slut Refusing To Attend Date At Reel Fish |
08/30/26 |
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Spaceporn shows up to a “bitcoin miner” conference holding lube, is confused |
08/30/26 |
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I haven’t ejaculated in about 3 months |
08/30/26 |
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"Don't wash your dick," RSF said as I set down my gym bag. |
08/30/26 |
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muslims: brown, rapists, terrorists. indians: brown, liars, disgusting. |
08/30/26 |
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Sim Glitch: Sandusky was innocent |
08/30/26 |
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(((Tea Party))) “Patriots” Swoon as Trump Skyrockets US Debt (JPost) |
08/30/26 |
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Why aren’t Losers complaining that GTA6 is 30FPS |
08/30/26 |
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"Autoadmit.com" performance art has been on forever and is still |
08/30/26 |
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Sorry, you can speak to my attorney G. Phil T. Fish. |
08/30/26 |
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Finally visiting Germany and everything makes sense now |
08/30/26 |
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Zohran Mamdandi: "I hate capitalism and Jews!" Crowd: "wooooo!!" |
08/30/26 |
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Lib Mesopotamian friend is a Gilgamesh/Enkidu shipper |
08/30/26 |
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Social Media / Smart Phones are the greatest Jewish genocide tool ever |
08/30/26 |
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Castaway on the Moon circa 2009 🌅 |
08/30/26 |
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It's 1997. In the soft glow of TV light plays the "Pure Moods" CD commercial |
08/30/26 |
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Most amazing encounters of the cyberspace kind 🔎🌊📡 |
08/30/26 |
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KITARO’s Jesu Joy of Man’s Desiring circa 1996 🥰 |
08/30/26 |
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So Tim Curry calls out Israel, 'dies' next day later? LJL not even hiding it |
08/30/26 |
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Math & #Tennis Dorks: Only 7% Of Possible Best Of 5 Scores Occurred In Slams |
08/30/26 |
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