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By unhinged pumos about you · Past 6 hrs / 24 hrs / week / month
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BIGTECH bros all work from home, lol@ Elon going to the office |
09/20/26 |
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jcm rating poasters as 80s songs |
09/20/26 |
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it's unreal how fucking poor the richest lawyer looks in Silicon Valley |
09/20/26 |
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BIGTECH bros see lawyers as poor hired help like Honduran lanscapers |
09/20/26 |
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I rotate through my 5 fancy watches throughout the week, never had one comment |
09/20/26 |
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imagine telling a VC your vibecoded slop will be disruptive |
09/20/26 |
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In the history of xo, are you a footnote or are you a chapter? |
09/20/26 |
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When I bend over and fart nude, it smells worse than when I have pants on |
09/20/26 |
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"Hello, Online department?" |
09/20/26 |
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Mandy here, taking questions for a bit |
09/20/26 |
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just fired up a TNG episode. libs? |
09/20/26 |
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benzo is 40, has AIDS, works part time in a fast food joint, lives with grandma |
09/20/26 |
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benzo almost certainly doxxed Charles to CNN |
09/20/26 |
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4chan somehow found way to make Anna Paulina Luna your girlfriend in GTA6 (link) |
09/20/26 |
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AI is so dangerous but I can't tell you why, it's not my job to educate you |
09/20/26 |
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PSA you'll never swallow a VC, they wouldn't let you suck it |
09/20/26 |
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PSA you have no idea how approachable VCs are, or what they want to hear |
09/20/26 |
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HOW YOU AFRAID OF THE GRIND?!?!? |
09/20/26 |
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Had to explain “The Wall” to my 48 year old wife. It did not compute. |
09/20/26 |
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OH I'M SO SCARED OF AI (retards every day) |
09/20/26 |
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Multiple Fields Medalists sign letter indicating extreme alarm about AI |
09/20/26 |
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I bet you didn't know VCs charge a service fee |
09/20/26 |
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"i got this bro* (tdnw tagging sealclubber out for 2nd shift worst poaster duty) |
09/20/26 |
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Pop quiz: is $100 million considered "a lot of money" to a VC? |
09/20/26 |
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PSA you don't know why VCs exist |
09/20/26 |
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PSA we don't need (((VCs))) |
09/20/26 |
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Resolved: Hope Hicks is also a porn star name. |
09/20/26 |
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bitcoin becoming lingua coinia will be a disaster for the chocolate coin world |
09/20/26 |
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PSA you don't know where to meet a VC to pitch an idea |
09/20/26 |
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“Claude, isn’t there sort of a rhythm to the terrain in the queen of pentacl |
09/20/26 |
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ITT: Reasons why MAGA proles are now MAF at Donald Trump |
09/20/26 |
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PSA u don't know what VCs actually do. You don't know why they're big in TECH |
09/20/26 |
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PSA you don't know how much money you need to become a VC |
09/20/26 |
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PSA you can loop your way to perfection with old models, don't need Astrashit |
09/20/26 |
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PSA the latest frontier models show severe context degradation and token bloat |
09/20/26 |
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how to tell it's vibecoded: 800 PRs per minute, memory leaks out the ass |
09/20/26 |
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Alito: geez, it looks like abortion was banned in many states from 1776-1973 |
09/20/26 |
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Opus 4.8 is all you need, paying for anything more recent is a prole tell |
09/20/26 |
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absolutely no one is paying for vibecoded MS Word or Adobe Acrobat |
09/20/26 |
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Does recorded music always sound better on vinyl? |
09/20/26 |
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absolutely no one is hiring software devs to use AI to write code |
09/20/26 |
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vibecoded slop can all be easily replicated so why pay $0.01 for it? |
09/20/26 |
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95% of engineers are using AI, and they use it for most of their coding |
09/20/26 |
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Proles love buying & selling consoles (and Cars) |
09/20/26 |
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Gen X dying at high rates |
09/20/26 |
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gas is gonna be even HIGHER on Election Day |
09/20/26 |
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I have a golden retriever on my lap |
09/20/26 |
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Summer 2026 was just a drop in time, crazy |
09/20/26 |
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men of autoadmit don't get enough credit for being natural poasters |
09/20/26 |
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The strongest highest iq programmers have become the biggest agent users |
09/20/26 |
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I'm going out on a limb here and saying that Kaitlin Collins is Hot |
09/20/26 |
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Kaitlin Collins perfect storm of attributes to be a CNN anchor |
09/20/26 |
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How to let Kaitlin Collins know I'd let her husband me? |
09/20/26 |
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If there are infinite universes then in one I've 3wayd with Krystal Ball and AOC |
09/20/26 |
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The Animal Novel Loser Index |
09/20/26 |
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benzo loses his medicaid on 1/1/2027 |
09/20/26 |
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everyone on zozo will retire on 11/11/26 |
09/20/26 |
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Reminder: Anna Paulina Luna >>>>>> AOC |
09/20/26 |
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what do u think aoc was like in college |
09/20/26 |
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jaguars don't get enough credit for being natural swimmers |
09/20/26 |
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No one is handwriting human generated slop in 2026 |
09/20/26 |
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So the SAN FRANCISCO 49ERS will be the 2027 SUPER BOWL CHAMPIONS yes? |
09/20/26 |
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The only two real privileges in America are Tall Privilege and Attractive Privil |
09/20/26 |
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no one is pitching vibecoded slop to VCs |
09/20/26 |
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Emilio playfully barking at Ricky’s cats |
09/20/26 |
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PAC 10 becoming PAC 12 was the death knell for America |
09/20/26 |
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Rich mommy gf’s app profile simply reads: “All Fries on Me 😘” |
09/20/26 |
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just got my AOC anime mousepad in the mail (pics) |
09/20/26 |
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to make up for the AOC spam, here's the best pic we have of her perky tits (pic) |
09/20/26 |
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Imagine getting to date Hope Hicks. Peak Experience |
09/20/26 |
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Cleveland MLB team to re-adopt “Indians,” but this time as Hindus (ESPN) |
09/20/26 |
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Kayleigh McEnany and Hope Hicks having a pillow fight in the Queens' Bedroom |
09/20/26 |
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XO Dailymail got Hope Hicks Mar-A-Lago bikini pics (180) |
09/20/26 |
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T/F: Taylor Swift has never sat in an actual seat in an NFL stadium |
09/20/26 |
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"If i was president, diapers would be free" AOC whispers while jerking u off |
09/20/26 |
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Jen Psaki: "Oh, you call that a dick?" AOC: "dios mio, que maricon!" |
09/20/26 |
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This chick on tiktok looks like a teen version of AOC (link) |
09/20/26 |
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AOC went as Mia Khalifa for Halloween 2015 (pics) |
09/20/26 |
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The most prestigious AOC sexualization board in the world. |
09/20/26 |
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Theory: "new cat" was discovered to finance some new documentaries |
09/20/26 |
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Everyone w IQ>90 knows AOC “leaked” her own BU dancing video, right? |
09/20/26 |
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AOC “genuinely wants to know” why opposition to her tits is legal. |
09/20/26 |
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AOC's 2005 MySpace discovered, full of bikini pics and nipslips (link) |
09/20/26 |
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How well the boomer gen of your family did is the defining event of generations |
09/20/26 |
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Rate this photoshop of a blonde AOC |
09/20/26 |
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I just want USA to hold together long enough for AOC potus run in '28 |
09/20/26 |
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Dental hygienist AOC pushing her firm tits onto you during your 6 month cleaning |
09/20/26 |
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I just refuse to believe that AOC (BU '11) had no online presence with pics |
09/20/26 |
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How did AOC get away with saying “mi tía” instead of “mi tíx”? |
09/20/26 |
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Would you rather have sex with AOC or Sanna Marin? |
09/20/26 |
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House drops dresscode so AOC can roll up in yoga pants, bra |
09/20/26 |
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Olivia Rodrigo, AOC, or Alina Habba (to fuck)? |
09/20/26 |
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not a single pic of AOC in a bikini |
09/20/26 |
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AI-powered 'vibecocking' - a disturbing new Jinxian trend: |
09/20/26 |
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is this mirror-selfie of AOC in bootie shorts real? (pic) |
09/20/26 |
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So the Matrix was written and directed by two brothers who BOTH became trans wom |
09/20/26 |
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AOC college bf releasing tell-all; XO memes are all spot-on (link) |
09/20/26 |
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no game studio is using AI to vibecode new games |
09/20/26 |
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“I see how it is, papi! Joo like that WHORE!” (AOC walking in on u watching |
09/20/26 |
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No commercial product or service you've seen has been vibecoded |
09/20/26 |
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AOC making eye contact, sliding pen in and out of her mouth as Mace continues to |
09/20/26 |
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An epic musical adaptation of Lothrop Stoddard's 'Rising Tide of Color' |
09/20/26 |
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AOC is beautiful and strong-willed. I believe she has my best interests at heart |
09/20/26 |
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Chris Collinsworth literally wants to suck Kelce's dick. |
09/20/26 |
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Shrew GF: AOC was nearly raped, 2nd Cuz: I want to do more of this taped |
09/20/26 |
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the camel toe on this workout pick of AOC is out of control |
09/20/26 |
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*AOC hands you a white Monster* |
09/20/26 |
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I “get” Ricky now. Drinking more cofffee since quitting weed |
09/20/26 |
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Ilhan Omar or AOC? |
09/20/26 |
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ChatGPT is ruining this website |
09/20/26 |
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Is this actually a nude selfie of AOC from 2009 on a LG Chocolate? |
09/20/26 |
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AOC getting pounded for lying on X |
09/20/26 |
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taylor is happy |
09/20/26 |
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Nothing of value has been vibecoded: T/F |
09/20/26 |
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“Did the white man touch u in ur special place?” Tommy:“yes…my heart” |
09/20/26 |
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"Ugh men are such pigs!" Halford: *sips latte* "You have no idea." |
09/20/26 |
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Hypo: MLB batter gets beaned so hard that his head EXPLODES |
09/20/26 |
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Something I always found hilarious about the Yann Perrod/IFNB photos |
09/20/26 |
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I hate that the Chiefs stole FSU's war chant |
09/20/26 |
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An all time great UFC card last night |
09/20/26 |
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Ever blocked a prospective client lol |
09/20/26 |
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Ah, troon out! Le freak, c'est chic. Troon out! |
09/20/26 |
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Autoadmit hamster watching sportsball to relax from sport of running inside ball |
09/20/26 |
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Rate Emma Watson’s Burning Man getup (vid) |
09/20/26 |
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Why does the 2006 aesthetic feel more futuristic than the "2026" aesthetic? |
09/20/26 |
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My vibe-coded game, Burnt out middle aged office worker, is going viral on Steam |
09/20/26 |
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about to cook some awesome mac & cheese |
09/20/26 |
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is there anyone on xo nearly as talented as me in a kitchen? |
09/20/26 |
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man set his alarm clock to use PS1 startup/56k dialup modem sounds life changed |
09/20/26 |
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Divine visions of Nippon Professional Baseball & Alice Sara Ott dance in my head |
09/20/26 |
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Starting to get into piano music as a way to see azngirls perform live |
09/20/26 |
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"I have such cites to shue you" I said, pulling up memo draft on Zoom |
09/20/26 |
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"I have such sights to shue you" your Elizabeth Shue-lookalike mommy gf whispers |
09/20/26 |
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the most jewish thing a jew can do is become Catholic |
09/20/26 |
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ZOZOPEN UP MY EAGER THYES |
09/20/26 |
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I bought new boots this weekend (TSINAH) |
09/20/26 |
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accidentally rolling down a hill with your mate in a barrel sauna |
09/20/26 |
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boomers will go down as the worst generation of all time |
09/20/26 |
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Happy wife = lay the pipe |
09/20/26 |
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ZOZOPEN UP MY EAGER EEEEEYES |
09/20/26 |
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"Somebody's doing the poasting" |
09/20/26 |
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"Thank you, ZoZo." *puts on Citypop album art ZoZo souvenir T-shirt* |
09/20/26 |
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I shit and piss on Whok's face |
09/20/26 |
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poaster @ ZoZo | ex-AutoAdmit | ex-Princeton Review |
09/20/26 |
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Camp of the Paints: The Racist Takeover of Bob Ross' Legacy |
09/20/26 |
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“180’s & Heartbreak” - Rachmiel’s memoir working title |
09/20/26 |
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"Ur boss called," Olivia Rodrigo chirps. "Told him Im a nurse and ur sick." |
09/20/26 |
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we probably lived through the best time in all of autoadmit (Rachmiel poasting!) |
09/20/26 |
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Sitting on toilet. Farted twice, now poop coming out |
09/20/26 |
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I “get” cowshit now. Playing more indie Games now since they offer a repriev |
09/20/26 |
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