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By unhinged pumos about you · Past 6 hrs / 24 hrs / week / month
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Ricky stopping for the Togo's Sandwiches at the end of the universe |
08/30/26 |
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Me and Emilio at NPB game trying to order Da-ja- do-gu onegai shimasu |
08/30/26 |
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poasting in utero |
08/30/26 |
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Rachmiel is the main protag of this Star Trek holodeck |
08/30/26 |
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Legend of Zelda song of storms 1 hour Kakariko Village Chillin View hd.mp4 tp |
08/30/26 |
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Sky Sailing circa An Airplane Carried Me to Bed |
08/30/26 |
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Fix the car, fix the house, fix the flaws in myself |
08/30/26 |
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“His last words before he died were that he had ‘really liked it here’?” |
08/30/26 |
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πππ |
08/30/26 |
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Living in medieval castle, drinking beer, listening to Greensleeves by the fire |
08/30/26 |
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Starting to suspect some poasters are IRL mentally ill & not performance art |
08/30/26 |
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USAslan autocorrects to capitalized on my phone - AI is 180 after all? |
08/30/26 |
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*Jimmy Buffett riff* "Catalina" |
08/30/26 |
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hmm bort cons? HMMM?! *prances around in diaper* |
08/30/26 |
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"I have such sights to shue you" your Elizabeth Shue-lookalike mommy gf whispers |
08/30/26 |
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The Legend of ZoZo: Rach’s Awakening π³πΆ |
08/30/26 |
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Golden retriever friend prefers Hallbark channel movies |
08/30/26 |
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Kurosawa's Dreams except its ethereal vignettes about XO poasting history |
08/30/26 |
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Mobile computer? Check. Y2K Aero? Check. Diaper? Check & check. π§ |
08/30/26 |
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you can lose so much time going down an Autoadmit rabbithole… |
08/30/26 |
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AI thinks Autoadmit and “ZoZo” may be same cyberhaiku performance art space |
08/30/26 |
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If Hillary primaried Obama the first time, the world would've been normal |
08/30/26 |
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NYT: "Trump Is in Open Revolt Against the Constitution" |
08/30/26 |
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Buddy of mine about to break up with AZN gf |
08/30/26 |
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Why do niggers like chicken wings so much? idgi |
08/30/26 |
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Your Asian wife’s warm steamy rice cooker |
08/30/26 |
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Tommy T drinking Johnny Walker DOUBLE Nigga Whiskey in Jakarta Quarantine |
08/30/26 |
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you'll never find where those space ships are buried |
08/30/26 |
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oh look, board bitch bois spent another full weekend on xoxohth |
08/30/26 |
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Time to jerk my unit |
08/30/26 |
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Is Michael Jordan the most famous person of all time? |
08/30/26 |
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hate that chads get all the naked sex they want |
08/30/26 |
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Enough |
08/30/26 |
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Just got back from bar, rejected by 17 out of 17 girls |
08/30/26 |
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This “data center” controversy feels like “Save The Whales” or “No Nuk |
08/30/26 |
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Frog and Toad blow coronavirus into boomer retirement home HVAC system |
08/30/26 |
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hey bitch bois |
08/30/26 |
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Two kids in Pennsylvania gain *permanent immunity to measles (link) |
08/30/26 |
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First deaths form measles in 35 years thx to Trump’s health policy |
08/30/26 |
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Dolly Parton and Lindsey Graham are proof no one cares if whites die |
08/30/26 |
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I never walk about after dark / It's my point of view tp |
08/30/26 |
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you bitch bois will be posting the same shit threads in 20 years |
08/30/26 |
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TSINAH - was ur eviction notice the only letter u received for Valentines day? |
08/30/26 |
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75% of the poasters here could have become top online personalities |
08/30/26 |
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just so you know, GOD HATES BITCH BOIS |
08/30/26 |
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this state needs to be destroyed |
08/30/26 |
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bitch bois 2 left of me, bitch bois 2 right here I am stuck on the greatbort w u |
08/30/26 |
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also bitch bois |
08/30/26 |
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I said RESEMBLES dumb as shit bitch bois |
08/30/26 |
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Was xo responsible for wmtp's death? |
08/30/26 |
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PSA: your wife isn’t lazy she’s bringing you luck |
08/30/26 |
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Holy shit the iPhone Air is awesome |
08/30/26 |
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my bought off demon wife relieving u of spiritual garbage |
08/30/26 |
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The aspie nerd who set Israeli SIGINT back 20 years - link |
08/30/26 |
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Bar exam Carolers sing “Lean Sheets” to the tune of “Greensleeves” |
08/30/26 |
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How much better does sex feel when both the guy and girl are naked vs |
08/30/26 |
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Need some advice: unmarried and childless and 50 years old |
08/30/26 |
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Larry Ellison: "I spend $26 million a year on AZNpussy" |
08/30/26 |
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currently watching Day of the Dead (1985) tp |
08/30/26 |
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*cue Silent Hill 2 OST - Theme Of Laura.mp4 as jafar tp murders you* |
08/30/26 |
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*cue Cannibal Holocaust theme.mp4 as you re-login, on balance in balance* |
08/30/26 |
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*cue Beach House - Myth.mp4 as I finally murder Mainlining tp with a fire axe* |
08/30/26 |
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*cue Yeah Yeah Yeahs - Heads Will Roll.mp4 as jafar tp reverse-IP add searches U |
08/30/26 |
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Watching The Sixth Sense (1999) and taking qs |
08/30/26 |
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RSF is a big fat lazy bum with elephant thighs |
08/30/26 |
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Hellraiser Cenobite Luis has nails in his head forming a broccoli cut |
08/30/26 |
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the demons are real. they're in his head |
08/30/26 |
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ππ more empty shelves in Kiev's grocery stores ππ |
08/30/26 |
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Me & Emilio getting paid by Scamdadis to rape |
08/29/26 |
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goy kidnappers are intercepting my mail |
08/29/26 |
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bboom: Welcome to my learning farm. I have much to show you! |
08/29/26 |
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I had a friend, was a big Console player, back in high school |
08/29/26 |
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I have come to despise dogs (namely dog owners) after loving them since youth |
08/29/26 |
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PORN IDEA, "Little Hoes on the Prairie" about slutty midget nudist colony |
08/29/26 |
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"Two Girls One Cunt" follows the story of twins conjoined at the vagina |
08/29/26 |
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Why are Flock cameras “bad” again? |
08/29/26 |
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Yeah I think I just died / I think I just died / And went to heaven π |
08/29/26 |
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TFW no Sophie Marceau chainsmoking art hoe mommy gf |
08/29/26 |
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The popularization of Autoadmit 2004-present, “ZoZo” 2012-present has |
08/29/26 |
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On the nights that seem endless / You are like daylight |
08/29/26 |
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Welcome to this place / I’ll show you everything… with arms wide open πͺ½ |
08/29/26 |
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Guy livestreams final seconds of his life as Nepal death eave comes for him: |
08/29/26 |
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I found a reason to show / a part of me you didn't know... πΆ |
08/29/26 |
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Why the FUCK did we get Lizzo when THIS exists? |
08/29/26 |
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Will Smith looks like a man reborn after admitting on Euro TV: “I’m gay.” |
08/29/26 |
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Good explanation for why redditors “don’t like AI” |
08/29/26 |
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Why does "Love is Blind UK" look like a Bone Thugs n Harmony rap video? |
08/29/26 |
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Porter Robinson's ridiculously attractive Japanese-American housewife tp |
08/29/26 |
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Someone tell me Something comforting Something comforting πΆ |
08/29/26 |
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π¨GTA 6 IS A PSY-OP TO MAKE WHITE GEN-Z MEN BREED WITH LATINASπ¨ |
08/29/26 |
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Me shoving a Dodger Dog up Emilio's ass as stadium Kiss Cam zooms in |
08/29/26 |
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GTA 6 will help increase fertility rate |
08/29/26 |
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"no, no, that's not what a dodger dog is!!!" the dork screamed at his AZN wife |
08/29/26 |
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"No, Dodger Dogs aren't made with actual dog meat..." *Emilio wagging tail* |
08/29/26 |
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98% chance I'm going to go poatal at my office next week |
08/29/26 |
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Der Penis tp & his golden retriever taking the entire GreatBort out for gourmet: |
08/29/26 |
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did jmaw & harrisons dad really start a My Life w the Thrill Kill Kult cover ban |
08/29/26 |
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Emilio and me both eating from opposite ends of the same Dodger Dog |
08/29/26 |
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Wake me up when it’s over π
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08/29/26 |
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Breaking: Trump cannot deport non-citizens for criticizing Israel: federal judge |
08/29/26 |
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“The miracle of all of this… does it ever cross your mind?” |
08/29/26 |
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Some may call it a coincidence, but I call it design πΎ |
08/29/26 |
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Starting to suspect harrison tp has gained 150 lbs and looks like shit |
08/29/26 |
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Gonna write a song, so she can see / Give her all the love she gives to me |
08/29/26 |
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Anyone ever read O. Henry? |
08/29/26 |
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Would you get in this helicopter? I'd walk |
08/29/26 |
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I want to be smothered by Asian Pussy |
08/29/26 |
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Not now babe I'm getting in touch with my inner Rachmiel tp (web 1.0 scholar) |
08/29/26 |
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Nick Jonas is a trailblazer in the ethnic mommy trophy wife space |
08/29/26 |
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“I wake up every morning and I wonder if I’m gonna pass the test” |
08/29/26 |
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Lab Friend Refuses Dinner Date At CATalina |
08/29/26 |
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Has a sadistic serial killer ever poasted on xo? |
08/29/26 |
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Camp of the Saints 2021 except it's Camp of the earnest & wholesome XO Poasters |
08/29/26 |
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Rich mommy gf’s app profile simply reads: “All Fries on Me π” |
08/29/26 |
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This country is currently being pillaged by tar black foulness |
08/29/26 |
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Arthoe-mommy gf hybrid insists on 1st class MoMA USA tour (& won’t let you pay |
08/29/26 |
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Oceans by Hillsong United is a great song |
08/29/26 |
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have millenials realized they are getting fucked ass and mouth as a generation |
08/29/26 |
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Jack Johnson circa Banana Pancakes |
08/29/26 |
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Big fat bitchtits fatfuck fatty RSF should visit Kyiv get in shape |
08/29/26 |
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Samson option |
08/29/26 |
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Accidentally just poasted with other men for multiple hours |
08/29/26 |
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autoadmit.com Ruined Online for me imho (too perfect & refined, like cyberhaiku) |
08/29/26 |
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me and big dog tp listening to skinny puppy, kissing so hard our lips bleed |
08/29/26 |
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Seeing Skinny Puppy Dec 2 (CSLG) |
08/29/26 |
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Starting to get into piano music as a way to see azngirls perform live |
08/29/26 |
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Rachmaninoff's 3rd piano concerto never gets old AND has Rach in the name = 180 |
08/29/26 |
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Doodikoff is Autoadmit’s greatest performance artist and it’s not even close |
08/29/26 |
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How the fuck did Hasan Piker become so influential? |
08/29/26 |
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*Mariah C's "Always Be My Baby" slowly gets louder as Rach reminisces about XO:* |
08/29/26 |
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Once you see through the Dem propaganda, you can't unsee it |
08/29/26 |
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they would rather lose money & power every day than admit they screwed up |
08/29/26 |
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any sk8r bois on tonite |
08/29/26 |
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That Doodikoff thread was vexating to my spirit |
08/29/26 |
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most humans should be exterminated |
08/29/26 |
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Rate this app chick’s texts on the eve of our first date, rate her entitlement |
08/29/26 |
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Mandami's US Open: Players Complaining Courts Smell Like Weed (Link) |
08/29/26 |
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It's 1997. In the soft glow of TV light plays the "Pure Moods" CD commercial |
08/29/26 |
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I just know they’re gonna ruin GTA6 |
08/29/26 |
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Do you ever go through your YouTube subs and delete ones you don't want anymore? |
08/29/26 |
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One time I sleep walked in the night & watched beings painting over earth surfac |
08/29/26 |
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You guys wanted the text of Outta My Endzone. So here it is: |
08/29/26 |
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Ideal Living allegedly funds a global sex trafficking cult |
08/29/26 |
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Just got back from XO, blank bumped by 17 out of 17 poasters |
08/29/26 |
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maximum iq to think buying real estate is ever good idea? |
08/29/26 |
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Continuing w/ wild wild country, more thoughts |
08/29/26 |
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You ever notice how random people who are artists suck at art |
08/29/26 |
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I just realized why nigger hives are so barren |
08/29/26 |
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Reading about the Six Day War - Arab soldiers are pretty odd |
08/29/26 |
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“my dopamine is low” activating xo forum recording at 18000% speed click ref |
08/29/26 |
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