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By unhinged pumos about you · Past 6 hrs / 24 hrs / week / month
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What is honestly going on with IRAN right now? |
05/06/26 |
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NPB, what positions are you going to fuck your wife in today? |
05/06/26 |
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Alexa, look for "IFNB" + "Totally Straight and normal" ALEXA: "No match fou |
05/06/26 |
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30 Boston based corporate lawyers and xo poasters charged with insider trading |
05/06/26 |
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Stock futures are up yet another 1% premarket - tommy how are those puts? |
05/06/26 |
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Midweek Poaster Appreciation |
05/06/26 |
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Would a woman find this "creepy" or take it as a compliment? |
05/06/26 |
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paperclip maximizer but for blonde ponytail moms driving Lexus GX SUVs |
05/06/26 |
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Good Morning ZoZo! Alexa, check the fortuitous meteor forecast for today. |
05/06/26 |
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GTA VI to include complex civil litigation and deposition system: |
05/06/26 |
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"Alexa, find poasts w/ gender reference too. Poast 'whats his name??' anyway." |
05/06/26 |
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Telling Auntie to Arrange Marriage w/girl who has "Golden Retriever Complexion" |
05/06/26 |
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Just hit $1.4 million net worth not flame |
05/06/26 |
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gave up bottle blondes in Lexus SUVs for Lent. Worst 40 days of my life |
05/06/26 |
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Alexa. Begin immersive holodeck experience. Paragliding surface of Mars. Begin. |
05/06/26 |
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Study: AI grades on a racial curve. |
05/06/26 |
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lex tp's shy, demure fiance tp |
05/06/26 |
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Lex and I just went to a candy shop together and bought faggy Easter baskets |
05/06/26 |
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The Library of Alexandria of manga |
05/06/26 |
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Why are posters so desperate for any sort of Iran "win" |
05/06/26 |
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Say, Shmuel, you're a corporate lawyer. Got any info on *insert F500 corp* |
05/06/26 |
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Lex tp adjusting top hat and monocle like Monopoly Man as he counts his family m |
05/06/26 |
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Lab friend agrees we need a ball room |
05/06/26 |
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That Hantavirus cruise ship should be forced to do laps in Strait of Hormuz |
05/06/26 |
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lex tp counting his family's shekels as he frantically hides his yarmulke |
05/06/26 |
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Hypo: $200 per day to eat 1 Costco rotisserie chicken per day and nothing else. |
05/06/26 |
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"is your last name bach? because your cannons are magnificent" |
05/06/26 |
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How many people actually care about the Autoadmit.com plot lines? |
05/06/26 |
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Rascal: A Memoir of a Better Era |
05/06/26 |
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pepperoni forcememers don’t even know about braunschweiger |
05/06/26 |
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Ted Turner’s funeral will start at 7:05 pm |
05/06/26 |
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Australians demand TURDSKIN INDIANS get the fuck out (Video) |
05/06/26 |
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slept like 18 hrs yesterday, taking Qs |
05/06/26 |
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Is TT still losing money in the markets? |
05/06/26 |
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This guy has dedicated his entire life to baking gigantic donuts in central PA |
05/06/26 |
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Probably getting fired for some "locker room talk" at the office |
05/06/26 |
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Luis, thoughts on HANTAVIRUS |
05/06/26 |
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Airlines now having gate agents personally phone stragglers |
05/06/26 |
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Turd At Wife's F500 Got Caught For Having 2 WFH Sinecures - Funny Story |
05/06/26 |
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seatguru is gone |
05/06/26 |
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This forum is a corral for sacrifices to Baal |
05/06/26 |
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Lob friend agrees we need a claw room |
05/06/26 |
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Cocoon reboot but about major figures in US gov't |
05/06/26 |
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All girls want a strong male Gamer to duo queue ranked with tp |
05/06/26 |
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Dworkin's Cannons tp |
05/06/26 |
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Lib friend agrees we need a Baal room |
05/06/26 |
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Libs’ last hope to avoid extinction is for nukes to start flying |
05/06/26 |
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JAP gf: MGS Quiet cosplay 4 your eyes only; WASP gf: likes quiet horseplay |
05/06/26 |
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180 sermon by catholic priest fr. chad ripperger |
05/06/26 |
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Call it: did Kim Kardashian pass the California bar exam? |
05/06/26 |
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Lob friend refuses to be on the same plate as TERFs |
05/06/26 |
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Does the body really keep the score? Is trauma even real? |
05/06/26 |
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Psa, Spinelli is back and posting as ...,.,...,..,.,.., |
05/06/26 |
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I would LOVE to eat Sarah Isgur’s taut, slightly salmon-smelling twat |
05/06/26 |
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quoth the raven: "Norwood four." |
05/06/26 |
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These goddamn liberals and their high gas prices |
05/06/26 |
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Will international Jewry drag us into another "war" before November? |
05/06/26 |
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it's disgraceful how Pink Floyd has monetized Syd Barrett's mental illness |
05/06/26 |
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ITT: Replace one word in a famous movie title with “My Cannons” |
05/06/26 |
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Crowder: demonetized, divorced; SP: $890k draw, azn wife |
05/06/26 |
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SP here. So proud of my kid. He took 3 fingers up the ass today. |
05/06/26 |
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Obama running his mouth today |
05/06/26 |
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Hypo: Over the next 100 days, eat under 90,000 calories or over 900,000 calories |
05/06/26 |
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Jews got really mad at Michael Jackson for this |
05/06/26 |
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just witnessed a guy get humiliated for being bald in a Gaming lobby |
05/06/26 |
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Matcha thread |
05/06/26 |
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"Eeeww Becky, him...??! He's hardstuck single digit blank bumps" |
05/06/26 |
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Emilio rank your top 10 U2 songs please |
05/06/26 |
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Just woke up and realized how Salient phenotype is |
05/06/26 |
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Another Iranian tanker disabled |
05/06/26 |
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Wife Is F500 Ppl Manager. Staff Always Tells Her About Personal Problems |
05/06/26 |
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Anyone own a MANSCAPED trimmer? Does it work better than others? |
05/06/26 |
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A stupid proposal about 2nd cousin and lobster memes |
05/06/26 |
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Was the Indian banker guy mentally ill for not sexing the hot albanian boss? |
05/06/26 |
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*wakes up bleary-eyed* *searches 'moose'* *searches 'grid'* |
05/06/26 |
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Patient’s hand got stuck in animal feed shredder (imagine coming into hospital |
05/06/26 |
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I will be out of the discussion board in Turkmenistan until Mon |
05/06/26 |
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Pragmata, except it's Emilio on ur shoulder shouting at you to forcememe MPA tp |
05/06/26 |
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Gemini knows about Clique Theory |
05/06/26 |
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Moi Pas Abruti |
05/06/26 |
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spaceporn here, ranking poasters on a scale of madeleine mccann to johnny gosch |
05/06/26 |
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Spaceporn here. Clowned on some dumb bitch at Domino's Pizza last night |
05/06/26 |
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Griddy gf: consigned to fate; Compound gf: Sharon Tate |
05/06/26 |
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Anyone here ever been managed by Gen Xers at work |
05/06/26 |
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Griddy gf: QQQ; Compound gf: pew pew pew |
05/06/26 |
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Freak house fire nearly killed my buddy last night |
05/06/26 |
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Anyone else find themselves thinking "Uncle Ted was right" on a daily basis? |
05/06/26 |
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spaceporn cracks open door of playroom, holding jumper cables, "yeah, what?" |
05/06/26 |
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“The National Trust for Historic Preservation” is a beautiful name |
05/06/26 |
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dear god pls let a fortuitous emp pierce my electronics |
05/06/26 |
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did HAtp, gunnerattt, and little weiner Zurich all rage quit? |
05/06/26 |
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has tommy shared his thoughts on the stock market today |
05/06/26 |
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Spaceporn here with an important message for my haters (resurrected) |
05/06/26 |
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SP here. Just woke up the boy up for a little midnight snack |
05/06/26 |
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Spaceporn: worst PR debacle since "I'm with her?" (repost #4) |
05/06/26 |
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I'll stop the world and squanch with you. You've seen the playroom and it's gett |
05/06/26 |
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Sp here. That little fucker will NEVER cooperate with the police. He knows I’l |
05/06/26 |
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Just woke up and had epiphany: Phenotype is so Salient |
05/06/26 |
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kids buddies all over for playdate.I asked "What kind of pizza u faggots want?" |
05/06/26 |
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Bald friend is telling women he has an "indie hairline" |
05/06/26 |
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The Rock wears a skirt to the Met Gala because he's a "masculine man" (link) |
05/06/26 |
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ChadGPT's last stand at defending the Obama Library |
05/06/26 |
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A lot of society boils down to people pretending Tetris wasn't peak video game |
05/06/26 |
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Good Goy Trump Proclaims A National Shabbos Next Weekend (Link) |
05/06/26 |
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Obama library looks exactly like the world libs want for you |
05/06/26 |
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using Grok Imagine to make hardcore S&M porn of Andrea Dworkin |
05/06/26 |
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What is the lib obsession with the White House Ba’al room? |
05/06/26 |
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lob friend blames Karp for palantir tanking |
05/06/26 |
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OYT is hitting levels of prole that shouldn't be possible |
05/06/26 |
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Remember Obongo nigging during the anthem and the Queen correcting him? |
05/06/26 |
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strange times. fuentes a democrat. ezra klein: i have no idea what liberalism is |
05/06/26 |
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started plant-based diet with Beyond Burgers and shit like that |
05/06/26 |
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The FBI is currently RAIDING the office of high-ranking Republican SD Sen. |
05/06/26 |
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What is the lib obsession with the White House ballroom? |
05/06/26 |
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"Press gangs" of xo poas walking along wharf, forcing bros to poast |
05/06/26 |
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Is the door to wealth creation now fully closed, you got it or you don’t? |
05/06/26 |
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*TED TURNER DIED* |
05/06/26 |
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Why does Trump care what libs think? Just build the damn ballroom and STFU |
05/06/26 |
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Lob friend gets news from Maine stream media |
05/06/26 |
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Roger Waters live on Piers Morgan last night going off on Blake Neff (vid |
05/06/26 |
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her decor, like her cooter, was wabi sabi |
05/06/26 |
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2nd cousin: "sticky buns?" ur shrew gf: "he's gluten-free" |
05/06/26 |
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no mom its just some chill, totally not gay guy on guy horse play tp |
05/06/26 |
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Steak & whiskey on random Wednesday am? yess, please! |
05/06/26 |
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I planted a bunch of flax seeds outside |
05/06/26 |
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shrew gf: flirts with your sister, office gf: wants you as her mister |
05/06/26 |
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New York Times sued by EEOC for discrimination against white males |
05/06/26 |
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law teens arrive for summer program '26 at Skadden (video) |
05/06/26 |
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I cannot see the "Obama Library" w/o seeing animeboi's "flakturm" comparison |
05/06/26 |
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at what precise time did reality cross over into metal gear solid cinematic univ |
05/06/26 |
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Jewish poasters are really good at consulting Talmud (link) |
05/06/26 |
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JAP gf: pretends to <3 diversity, avoids it; WASP gf: politely avoids topic |
05/06/26 |
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JAP gf: small appetite but craves Reubens; WASP gf: “who’s Paul Reubens?” |
05/06/26 |
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Listening to ethereal connection while responding to emails tp |
05/06/26 |
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a recherche du temps TUTU (Pierre north) |
05/06/26 |
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Is it just me, or does this website look like it was designed 30 years ago? |
05/06/26 |
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the cork board is overrun with senseless jokes and we have no food |
05/06/26 |
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Can guess the TUTU dose based on number of paragraphs typed in xo post |
05/06/26 |
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freemasons infiltrated Catholic church in 30s/40s/50s |
05/06/26 |
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Perfunctory May 2026 Height and Net Worth Megathread |
05/06/26 |
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Anything more Wisconsin than going home at lunch, eating a braunschweiger sandwi |
05/06/26 |
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"it's a mill truk with cannons on it" |
05/06/26 |
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Where are xoxo Jews on obscure Jew conspiracies like City vs Israel? |
05/06/26 |
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Should I buy some BRAUNSCHWEIGER to eat on some crusty bread? |
05/06/26 |
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80s XO: Classy three martini lunch. 2016 XO: Gakked out on tutu |
05/06/26 |
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Cannes 2026 Let's Gooooooooooo |
05/06/26 |
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$$$ It's SGOV dividend day $$$ |
05/06/26 |
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This changed my mind about climate change |
05/06/26 |
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Wow maybe the White House should have a FUCKING BALLROOM |
05/06/26 |
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pic of 2thumbs up doobs captioned "dude, yer goin to hell!" taped to bath mirror |
05/06/26 |
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