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By unhinged pumos about you · Past 6 hrs / 24 hrs / week / month
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Opening Autoadmit’s choose your own adventure, u read: “Call me Rachmiel.” |
06/04/26 |
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Writ of execution for Scamilio |
06/04/26 |
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Sam Altman-Fried |
06/04/26 |
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sega voice: "ZoZo" |
06/04/26 |
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Jamie Dimon steps up to fuck over the muppets |
06/04/26 |
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What was ZoZo supposed to be a Reprieve from |
06/04/26 |
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What was Nirvana supposed to be a Reprieve from |
06/04/26 |
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Why is jafar going after emilio? Is this more/less complex than Gamergate? |
06/04/26 |
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Emilio rate this guy mansplaining LOTR to us |
06/04/26 |
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i like women's fat bodies, always have |
06/04/26 |
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“Emilio” is a trans-species animorph golden retriever who had everyone foole |
06/04/26 |
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The world cup started 3 days ago and nobody is talking about it |
06/04/26 |
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Caleb Hammer is on the Joe Rogan Experience today |
06/04/26 |
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Don't EVER forget that it's the Willennium. |
06/04/26 |
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How do you record your billable AI chat time? |
06/04/26 |
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Benzo any statement on your vaccine court loss? We’re here to support you |
06/04/26 |
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xo is a celebration of the Jewish faith! 🙂 |
06/04/26 |
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Return to my UG for first time in almost 20 years today |
06/04/26 |
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i'm Artificially Intelligent due to 30 years spent Online |
06/04/26 |
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benzo and board libs: do u support this literal misogynstic nazi Graham Platner? |
06/04/26 |
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I Bet Benzo Learned Of Shitvax Loss From XO; Lawyer Prob Didn't Bother Telling |
06/04/26 |
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Ewww, Becky don't talk to him. He's a Litigator... |
06/04/26 |
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Countdown to Mommy Gf’s Day ‘26 🌅 |
06/04/26 |
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Xoxohth uses my law firm’s single sign on? |
06/04/26 |
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Yuan is currently under attack by the gay money guy in the cabinet |
06/04/26 |
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my wife is pregnant |
06/04/26 |
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German Precision: Lufthansa 787 Collapses At Gate (VID) |
06/04/26 |
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HS girls laughed at me at McDonalds this morning (disco fries) |
06/04/26 |
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They are evil |
06/04/26 |
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Not a penny for Scamilio |
06/04/26 |
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bump this thread every time the beautiful game is a beautiful game (copa mundial |
06/04/26 |
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5yo Son Is Super Popular With Girls. My Parents Said I Never Was |
06/04/26 |
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Sam Altman: maybe selling AI by tokens was a mistake (link) |
06/04/26 |
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Married women almost universally hate sex (with their husbands) |
06/04/26 |
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John Bolton is the only person under any actual legal jeaopardy under Trump 180 |
06/04/26 |
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War with Iran? Wait 2 weeks. I mean, 3-4 weeks. Maybe 8 weeks. |
06/04/26 |
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With Claude Opus 4.8 High Thinking, the Large Language Model One-Shots YOU |
06/04/26 |
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It’s not that she doesn’t want sex anymore. She just doesn’t want sex with |
06/04/26 |
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The Gen Xers Who Waited Their Turn to Be CEO Are Getting Passed Over |
06/04/26 |
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Jonathan Turkey: Bolton should pepper angus |
06/04/26 |
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BREAKING: John Bolton pleading GUILTY to Trump |
06/04/26 |
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Misheard Lyrics |
06/04/26 |
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Uh oh...nyuug went "all in" on BTC 11/26 with SIXTY times leverage (link) |
06/04/26 |
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Bolton to plead guilty, sources claim. |
06/04/26 |
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the transgender offspring of terrence tao tp |
06/04/26 |
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make a breakthrough contribution of cognitive science without mistakes |
06/04/26 |
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Does anyone who exercises have DEPRESSION or is it only in sedentary? |
06/04/26 |
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Feel utterly bored & listless about 95% of the time now haha |
06/04/26 |
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Anyone following this ECDO movement? |
06/04/26 |
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rate my recent CLAUDE 4.8 HIGH THINKING prompt |
06/04/26 |
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Pia Cramling inspecting your penis like this before date with Anna (pic) |
06/04/26 |
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Jen Psaki unilaterally throwing out all your cargo shorts and Big Dog tshirts |
06/04/26 |
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tucker on noticing |
06/04/26 |
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chinese AI models are cheaper because uhh *reads flashcard* chinese physics |
06/04/26 |
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Should we buy the SpaceX IPO |
06/04/26 |
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guess tsinah's current income, nw, weight, & number of ongoing lawsuits |
06/04/26 |
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It's amazing how quickly things can be built when there's a buck to be made |
06/04/26 |
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How did we skip an entire Gen (Gen X) |
06/04/26 |
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"Babe? Did you take this Big Dog t-shirt to the dry cleaners? It feels starch |
06/04/26 |
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Ur realtor telling you the town grocery store doesn’t even carry corn starch |
06/04/26 |
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SOMETHING TERRIBLE Is Happening To Gen X |
06/04/26 |
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SP here. SPjr will never “show the jury on the doll where he touched you” |
06/04/26 |
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Sp here, even if my appeal is denied, they still can't prove anything |
06/04/26 |
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Do you like it better when ur gf is a moaner/screamer |
06/04/26 |
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SP here. Even if "tried" for such a crime, I will likely be found not guilty |
06/04/26 |
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Emma Gonzalez looks like a loud moaner |
06/04/26 |
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SP here. Even if "sentenced" to 18 yrs, I will work in the prison library and be |
06/04/26 |
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SP here. Even if "convicted", I will likely be paroled within 10-12 yrs |
06/04/26 |
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40s newly seperated. Best site/app for hookups? |
06/04/26 |
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so jewish pizza is just white bread with ketchup on it? |
06/04/26 |
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super articulate trucker butchers indian truck drivers for an hour on tucker |
06/04/26 |
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I thought the pager bombers worked. I thought Hezbollah was defeated |
06/04/26 |
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thinking about fucking a NIGGER woman |
06/04/26 |
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SP here. You'll never get me beyond reasonable doubt. The jury will hang. HTH |
06/04/26 |
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Tech bros in 1996: "Here's how to do it :-) Good luck!" Tech bros now: |
06/04/26 |
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SP here. Huge relief dumb nig CPS agent believed my kid just had bloody stool |
06/04/26 |
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SP here. My son has retained me as his lawyer, now he can't testify against me. |
06/04/26 |
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absolutely incredible how often artificial "intelligence" is plain wrong |
06/04/26 |
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SP here. IF I raped him, and I didn't, you would never know about it. |
06/04/26 |
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SP here! Never getting "prosecuted," never going "to jail", did nothing wrong. |
06/04/26 |
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Where is tha “alien disclosure”, Trump, you stupid orange fuck? |
06/04/26 |
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BAM! You wake up naked in the street in 1787. How to survive? |
06/04/26 |
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IF HOLOCAUST WAS A LIE, SOMEONE WHO IS NOT TOTAL ANTISEMITE WOULD HAVE SAID SO |
06/04/26 |
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SP here. Even if "convicted" of such a crime, I will likely be paroled within 12 |
06/04/26 |
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SP here, even if convicted and my appeal is denied, I can do poetry in jail |
06/04/26 |
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Black nigger solicitor RANG MY DOORBELL today. |
06/04/26 |
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i actually do miss poasting [my internal monologue during XO outages last week] |
06/04/26 |
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SP here. i will be found not guilty. there’s only circumstantial evidence. |
06/04/26 |
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SP here! I buried the evidence right where I buried those little boys' corpses |
06/04/26 |
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Is schizo threading having a bort renaissance? |
06/04/26 |
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Can’t believe the Squancher is still sinisterly prowling and prancing about |
06/04/26 |
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"no mom we put xo in front of stuff we like...yeah.. well ok now ur TLS Mom" |
06/04/26 |
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Schizophrenia provoking and reinforcing webforum |
06/04/26 |
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Future photos of happy, healthy poasters fading away as site returns to norma |
06/04/26 |
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I think there is a subtle but important distinction here |
06/04/26 |
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Guys, drop everything. We need to figure out what the fuck a "mommy gf" is now |
06/04/26 |
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rate Amy Adams's 16-y/o daughter (video, pics) |
06/04/26 |
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People accuse me of being gay / retarded / golden retriever-ish now when I... am |
06/04/26 |
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Anna Cramling is my subjective 10. |
06/04/26 |
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People accuse me of using chat gpt now when I'm not |
06/04/26 |
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https://i.pinimg.com/736x/33/4c/
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06/04/26 |
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My butler just told me the board was loading fast now |
06/04/26 |
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Resolved: poasts are usually better with intros (eg "to be fair,") |
06/04/26 |
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<whips slave whip> GOYIM TO YOUR STATIONS! CIRCULATE THE JEWISH NUMBERS! |
06/04/26 |
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“Going out for cigs, brb” is official Rachmiel tp policy on everything |
06/04/26 |
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Is Autoadmit / XO / ZoZo the quintessential embodiment of "Online"? |
06/04/26 |
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I always laugh when a court of appeals expresses relief that they don't have to |
06/04/26 |
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Outsourcing your own lifes meaning into another living being by cumming in pussy |
06/04/26 |
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You're right to push back on that |
06/04/26 |
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Poll: Will xo make it to 50,000,000 posts? |
06/04/26 |
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So "conspiracy theorists" from ~2005 were right about everything? |
06/04/26 |
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Should I go see Project Hail Mary or the Michael Jackson movie tonight? |
06/04/26 |
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Sometimes I feel like my only friend, is website I poast on, the forum of zozo |
06/04/26 |
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"No, mom, they mean hamster in a metaphorical sense...I think." |
06/04/26 |
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Judy Greer would be a 180 gf |
06/04/26 |
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Nothing beats 90s baseball imho |
06/04/26 |
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AZNgirl reading Walt Disney's love letter to Christendom |
06/04/26 |
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https://www.rotoscopers.com/wp-c
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06/04/26 |
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another day, another nigger-muslim riot in Brussels |
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Foucaultian epistemes are QUEER |
06/04/26 |
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postmodern epistemology is exactly what we need in the age of AI |
06/04/26 |
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A Thread Whose Time Has Come |
06/04/26 |
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Brunson got that dog in em |
06/04/26 |
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"Mr. Porn, can you demonstrate a 'squanch'?" *jury begins to shriek* |
06/04/26 |
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AI has DECODED animal language |
06/04/26 |
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AI is going to replace every job in the next 5 years |
06/04/26 |
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Libs -- you're not welcome on Long Island. |
06/04/26 |
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homosexual thoughts triggering a powerful erection followed by ejaculation |
06/04/26 |
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superseding indictment against SPLC. holy shit they were busy. |
06/04/26 |
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Ted Chiang gapes AI "Consciousness" in lengthy screed |
06/04/26 |
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"PMS is short for poast moniker synergy" |
06/04/26 |
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HAtp can you please put your monikor in parens pls |
06/04/26 |
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Therapist vomiting as Spaceporn Jr uncovers repressed playroom memory |
06/04/26 |
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spaceporn jr if you're reading this no jury in the world would convict you |
06/04/26 |
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Shabbat Or The Knicks? Fans Face A Holy Dilemma As Games 2 & 7 On Shabbat (Link) |
06/04/26 |
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adult spaceporn jr having flashbacks when diner waitress says "bacon" |
06/04/26 |
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Attention poster: Playroom Hotdog Bozo Kiddy Ricehole Squancher |
06/04/26 |
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NYC shrew women: “Omgz I always loved the Knicks!” |
06/04/26 |
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Don’t stop when you see a scholar, don’t stop when you hear me shout out Raw |
06/04/26 |
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Goy Tell: Using The Phrase “Jewish Faith” |
06/04/26 |
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Pride month: Butt-friendly foods for gay bottoms |
06/04/26 |
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THAT LITTLE FAGGOT GOT HIS OWN JET AIRPLANE |
06/04/26 |
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pros and cons of a deanna troi gf |
06/04/26 |
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Cancel my Grok subscription because it didn't generate due to antisemitism |
06/04/26 |
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Golden retriever friend subbed in 4 server hamster’s Memorial Day spa weekend |
06/04/26 |
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There will only be 1 company - Anthropic - after the Great AI Overtaking |
06/04/26 |
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Anti AI people are seemingly increasingly deluded |
06/04/26 |
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Tips for negotiating severance? Notified today I am being laid off |
06/04/26 |
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Fair point—you’re right to call that out |
06/04/26 |
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This country is so fucking stupid it tortures its own productive citizens |
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