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By unhinged pumos about you · Past 6 hrs / 24 hrs / week / month
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How's your Saturday night going? |
08/08/26 |
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Worst part of PGA is how nonchalant when they drive it into the crowd |
08/08/26 |
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Wrote my wife an "emotional paycheck" for all her years of emotional labor. |
08/08/26 |
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The real Anti-Christ is whoever tries to stop A.I. |
08/08/26 |
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whats the best time to poast online during the year? |
08/08/26 |
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"if your wife were an airport she'd be hpn haha" |
08/08/26 |
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boomers like: I ate 3 apples everyday and got into harvard for $11/semester |
08/08/26 |
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Cowgod's biggest artistic accomplishment |
08/08/26 |
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It’s 2004 and Alison Angel and Lia19 banging on your dorm room door |
08/08/26 |
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5’9 and 40 and still got some 25 year olds number last night |
08/08/26 |
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Crazy how women's bodies look better clothed than they do naked |
08/08/26 |
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DBG can you get 16/16 for these Sporcle tennis quizzes? #tennis |
08/08/26 |
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"You guys are all Jewish and Indian and computers suck. Send tweet" |
08/08/26 |
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chatgpt is way cooler about being called a retard, but is still a fag |
08/08/26 |
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Most "cat-like" people? |
08/08/26 |
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I'm going to start preparing dinner in about 30 minutes. |
08/08/26 |
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Every Communist can relate all the Crimes of fascism in great detail like it |
08/08/26 |
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Agentic AI Anal Insertions |
08/08/26 |
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Live cam outside of Mamdani's Grocery (vid) |
08/08/26 |
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HelloSir: Hate traveling to Europe cause of tall, white, beautiful Europeans |
08/08/26 |
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PUTIN is importing Hoards of Pure Yamnaya Aryans (aka Indians) |
08/08/26 |
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Roger Craig thankfully can no longer remember his dynasty killing fumble |
08/08/26 |
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So, "Thinking like a lawyer" really means "Thinking like a Jew" |
08/08/26 |
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Abortion as human sacrifice |
08/08/26 |
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what's the best time to buy chocolate during the week? |
08/08/26 |
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Im heading out for a chocolate run, what should I get? |
08/08/26 |
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Thai ladyboi fingering TT with Xi action figure while lizard licks his cock |
08/08/26 |
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Taking my Chocobar talents to JAKARTA |
08/08/26 |
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i dont understand christianity so im gonna add a 4th person in there |
08/08/26 |
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"It's just sex," she replied, bouncing up and down tp |
08/08/26 |
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you add no value and your entire banditnigger family should be lined up and gang |
08/08/26 |
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The State of Gaming is a disaster |
08/08/26 |
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Worst call in the history of poker? |
08/08/26 |
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"No! Not in my Ass, Birdshit! Oh wowwowow, that feels amazing! Continue saar!" |
08/08/26 |
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the amount of strange working out their identities in small rural towns |
08/08/26 |
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🚨🚨🚨WNBA committee holding emergency meeting to discuss what a woman is |
08/08/26 |
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Guy at his do nothing job spending most of his time planning a vacation |
08/08/26 |
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Classic ACC rivalry Miami @ Stanford for week 1 CFB |
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Altrivon Partners — fake recruiting firm |
08/08/26 |
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Don't lean on me man, cuz you can't afford a ticket, from Equatorial Guinea |
08/08/26 |
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icanseemychromosomes |
08/08/26 |
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The Talmudic Rabbinic decrees for Shabbat observance are autistically overboard |
08/08/26 |
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Nobody respects Trump |
08/08/26 |
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claude, what was my dad like? |
08/08/26 |
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*cue Japanese city pop music during ZoZo afternoon intermission* |
08/08/26 |
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This is disgusting |
08/08/26 |
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SCOOP: Eric Swalwell boned fugly mystery meat political intern (link) |
08/08/26 |
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72 year old World B. Free announces eligibility for WNBA draft |
08/08/26 |
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All of the biggest losers I know are into video gaming |
08/08/26 |
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Life hack for conferences: go but skip all the lectures/events and have fun inst |
08/08/26 |
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had no idea richard florida pronounces his surname like the rapper. |
08/08/26 |
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Half Russian half Korean kids look full Korean |
08/08/26 |
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“I appreciate you my guy” 🤙 - me to Luis tp after he holds door open |
08/08/26 |
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"I got you bro" 🤙 - Luis tp to U after noticing U dropped something at Chipot |
08/08/26 |
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What office chair do you use? |
08/08/26 |
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Religion is so low iq |
08/08/26 |
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“No Mom, you need to scan EVERY doc that comes in addressed to my law firm” |
08/08/26 |
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🚨NEW MATT WALSH UPDATE ABOUT BURRITO PRICING DISCOURSE🚨 |
08/08/26 |
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Trumpmo tearing his 8th Iran Peace Treaty poster off the wall |
08/08/26 |
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I kept walking the great bort. |
08/08/26 |
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I continued along the great bort. |
08/08/26 |
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I returned to the great bort and was asked questions. |
08/08/26 |
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You've heard of dog moms/cat moms. I'm an account mom of 5 for a marketing firm |
08/08/26 |
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Do azn girls go on sex trips to white countries like white men to Thailand or |
08/08/26 |
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I have a 4 day weekend do I kill myself now or at the end |
08/08/26 |
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Daniel Dennett's Illusionism is such a brilliant philosophical move |
08/08/26 |
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you are right to be suspicious, but do you know |
08/08/26 |
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So future of large law: split into 2 firms, 1 law fag & 1 tech bros owned by PE |
08/08/26 |
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In 1962 even a literally dirt poor dude could have a thin cute MILF wife+5 kids |
08/08/26 |
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My new salary is $201,100k. Should I apply for Medicaid and food stamps? |
08/08/26 |
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poasters are giving out "emotional blank bumps" now for especially good poasts |
08/08/26 |
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Jordan B. Peterson |
08/08/26 |
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Fourth Horsemen of Atheism |
08/08/26 |
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Daniel Dennett |
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if you put a single finger on my herbal and/or amino acid tinctures, ill kill yo |
08/08/26 |
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Reductive materialist atheism is seriously so brilliant |
08/08/26 |
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Trump 45 economy was ridiculously good looking back |
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Listening to the Interstellar soundtrack and inventing a 4th person of God |
08/08/26 |
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Overwatch 'Healsluts' Turn Playing Support Into An Erotic Experience |
08/08/26 |
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He fists me slowly, working deeper until my hole is gaping and twitching |
08/08/26 |
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Big idea: John's Hopkin's University |
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I kinda like that ultra orthodox shabbos tiktok jew |
08/08/26 |
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Rate this story |
08/08/26 |
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tfw no pocket healer gf healslut to order around while gaming |
08/08/26 |
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reddit.com/r/HealSluts/ |
08/08/26 |
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Eating a tin of smoked oysters. Taking qs. |
08/08/26 |
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Iran is begging for a deal - link |
08/08/26 |
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just checked out Rabbi Shmuley's twitter and its jsut him harassing people |
08/08/26 |
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ricky i am available for hire as a life coach |
08/08/26 |
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luis ricky tried to bully me for having christ-like compassion for his plight |
08/08/26 |
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aetheric icelandic instrumentals |
08/08/26 |
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Unactualized Evil exists as a concept in the Divine Intellect |
08/08/26 |
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you could've just scraped the internet and made trillions |
08/08/26 |
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Out of all the ways I first heard about this, this is how lmao (Biden news) |
08/08/26 |
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Give me stuff to do with my remaining Fable allotment before it resets at 6pm |
08/08/26 |
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Mesothelioma is a kooky disease |
08/08/26 |
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Dude have you ever studied Lewisian spatiotemporal relatedness? |
08/08/26 |
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I can't, my worldmatehood |
08/08/26 |
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I can't, I'm maximally causally isolated |
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please support my SubStack so I can poast about Carl Jung full time |
08/08/26 |
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I can't, my anti-haecceitism |
08/08/26 |
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I can't, my mereological nihilism |
08/08/26 |
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I can't, my quiddistic humility |
08/08/26 |
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But have you ever REALLY *looked* at a QUARTER? |
08/08/26 |
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Reminder: Obama's second biggest scandal was wearing a tan suit |
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Angel Reese is the MJ of the WNBA. No other comparison is valid |
08/08/26 |
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Karlstack leaked in the twitter GC that he's gonna debate Jordan Peterson next |
08/08/26 |
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Jordan Peterson battles ChatGPT in long anticipated return to public life |
08/08/26 |
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jordan peterson come back to me |
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When is the last time you ate KFC |
08/08/26 |
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After the Revolutionary War we let American Indians loose on the loyalists |
08/08/26 |
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getting into faggy amino acid tinctures |
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Exeunt: Why is CZ getting into KG? |
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what faction of jew did your grandparents teach you to love |
08/08/26 |
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Was studying depth psychology and realized there is evil in the godhead |
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Claude what is it like to love a woman |
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Has your father ever complimented your norwood? |
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There is no way Katie Miller is ethnically Jewish right? |
08/08/26 |
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I'm fat, therefore, God's evil (Carl "Descartes" Jung) |
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Muscle memory: Katie Miller instinctively cleaning her and Stephen's hotel room |
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xo cons went from “JEWS WILL NOT REPLACE US” to parroting Bibi talking point |
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I think everyone should be killed by natural causes at once |
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Leaving NIGGALAND finally, almost got in FIGHT with Congolese Nigress Cop |
08/08/26 |
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Did that guy who invented email ever find another jerb? |
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Rate these turdskins imitating an American house party |
08/08/26 |
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when you die you join the SpongeBob intro kid chorus |
08/08/26 |
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At an Asian casino in Vancouver. Didn't realize how vivid OLED screens add to it |
08/08/26 |
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GoFundMe for harold lauder tp |
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"no mom we put xo in front of stuff we like...yeah.. well ok now ur TLS Mom" |
08/08/26 |
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If you grow up in NYC, how do you learn how to drive? |
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ARE reptile, rate the performance of the Pantsir S1 vs Ukranian drone |
08/08/26 |
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r/ComputerDinners |
08/08/26 |
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does anyone remember how fucking gay boomer male/millennial female corporate ame |
08/08/26 |
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The era of the staged build up expeditionary military invasion is OVER |
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"But mom, outside is where the pitbulls are" askav lisped |
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counterfeit olive oil |
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No load refused at epah's house today! |
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A Doobsian state of nature |
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"No mom! My start-up!" askav shrieked lispily as she took down his blanket fort |
08/08/26 |
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"Not in my property empire!" yipped 6yo arkan as uncle unzipped in blanket fort |
08/08/26 |
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RFK Jr.’s doctor says your shits should be orgasmic |
08/08/26 |
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Rate her (pic) |
08/08/26 |
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We would probably all hate each other IRL |
08/08/26 |
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canonical Terms whose capitalization marks special significance |
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The DRUMPF thing could be a very effective dog whistle |
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"no mom, that's The Penis tp, you're thinking of Mega Penis tp" |
08/08/26 |
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Halo Studios Hit by Layoffs After Campaign Evolved Launch |
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Tommy can you buy another boat or something? The bort needs content |
08/08/26 |
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Houses that allowed M-Rated Games |
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Wife gets angry because I won't go down on her after I splooge |
08/08/26 |
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