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By unhinged pumos about you · Past 6 hrs / 24 hrs / week / month
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Craziest part of AI is how it wipes away years of striving in an instant |
02/12/26 |
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AInis still so shitty at so much shit that isn't just straight reading or math o |
02/12/26 |
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Deftones is a pretty good classic rock band |
02/12/26 |
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should I read the zohar and study kabbalah |
02/12/26 |
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A lot of people like to shit on law as a job but it’s probably the best one |
02/12/26 |
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replace a word in Glengarry Glen Ross dialogue with "diaper" |
02/12/26 |
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"Coders" should have gatekeeped better whoops |
02/12/26 |
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'A..B.... D.' *taps blackboard w/ chalk stick* 'Always. Be. Diapered.' |
02/12/26 |
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Fortuitous Meteor Friendzones You |
02/12/26 |
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N64 was Nintendo at its Scummiest |
02/12/26 |
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best teen Phoebe Cates nude scene - Paradise (1982) or Fast Times (1982)? |
02/12/26 |
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Ai has plateaued, it’ll never advance past Feb 2026 |
02/12/26 |
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Spaceporn, what is a "playroom hotdog" and why should your wife's son eat it? |
02/12/26 |
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Wife quitting her job to be NSAM |
02/12/26 |
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DADDY! PLEASE NO!! NOT ANOTHER PLAYROOM HOTDOG!!! 😭🤡🤫 |
02/12/26 |
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if you could push a button to detonate earth right now, would you? |
02/12/26 |
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Big LOLyers- how many of you work on fixed / capped fee arrangements? |
02/12/26 |
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Quit Adderall / Vyvanse after 5+ years of consistent use. Taking Qs. |
02/12/26 |
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how to make deepfake porn vids of chicks u know? |
02/12/26 |
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I feel bad about James Van Der Beek’s death at 48 |
02/12/26 |
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pf I think ur fly 🍄 |
02/12/26 |
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Monica Seles almost det at 52 |
02/12/26 |
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Paperless-AI defeats all of Google's safety guardrails in Gemma3 |
02/12/26 |
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RIP Dawson |
02/12/26 |
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I can't believe all the scams bitch bois fall for, it's just incredible |
02/12/26 |
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Oakland Raiders rise and fall mirrors that of the Scumbag Clique |
02/12/26 |
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TBF I rolled my SOL into BTC and bought more |
02/11/26 |
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Trump is so fucked. Epstein thing is just getting rolling. |
02/11/26 |
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Age is flaem you can maek the Olympics anytime |
02/11/26 |
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'What about the DOW?!! Hm??' I screamed, as I zipped up my pants |
02/11/26 |
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🚨 Fuck Cointards 🚨 |
02/11/26 |
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Thomas Turdskin as a Vessel for 19th Century Masculine Exploratory Courage |
02/11/26 |
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reminder: miscegenation is immoral |
02/11/26 |
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Has the physicalist argument been extremely weakened? |
02/11/26 |
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If you want to be a hype faggy clothes guy go to Milan and buy Golden Goose shoe |
02/11/26 |
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J Cole's new album is a 7.5/10 but has 10/10 moments |
02/11/26 |
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"cum walks" are becoming a normal thing now |
02/11/26 |
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Reminder: Right-Wingers Created the Caucasian Racial Category |
02/11/26 |
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*cue Japanese city pop music during ZoZo afternoon intermission* |
02/11/26 |
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rate this Golden who thinks he's a fish |
02/11/26 |
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The Epstein thing proves once and for all the world is controlled by pedos |
02/11/26 |
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"The Bitch Boi" (read like The Raven) by KTJ |
02/11/26 |
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Paula Cole: 'I don't wanna waait for our lives to be over!' Van Der Beek: 'lol' |
02/11/26 |
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arthoe gf sits by the window too long, lets the tea go cold |
02/11/26 |
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Latest Jewish Agenda Huddle Meeting just dropped (pic) |
02/11/26 |
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Biz idea: Stetson JD to cover up massive ring of pedophiles |
02/11/26 |
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Hypo: $10M but your house IP address will lose access to XOXOhth.com forever |
02/11/26 |
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Coming home in the 90s and checking the answering machine, tp |
02/11/26 |
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fortuitous meteor needs to land directly on the xo server |
02/11/26 |
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Does the Ku Klux Klan actually do anything anymore? |
02/11/26 |
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robots kings and time machines: a fortuitous meteor tale. |
02/11/26 |
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fortuitous meteor app being developed for xo lumia 920 (link) |
02/11/26 |
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Cartoon world, meet fortuitous meteor. Ur gonna get along great. |
02/11/26 |
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90s u: summon fortuitous Meteo; 2014: fortuitous meteor |
02/11/26 |
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"no, brother...now i understand...YOU were the fortuitous meteor all along..." |
02/11/26 |
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kinda nuts but i no longer pine for dat fortuitous meteor |
02/11/26 |
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i want a girl who could be a flight attendant on a fortuitous meteor |
02/11/26 |
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xo lawyers playing 'inverted song of time' so fortuitous meteor can land sooner |
02/11/26 |
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Oh, fortuitous meteor; so close yet so far away |
02/11/26 |
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If you need a beard to look good then ur fat |
02/11/26 |
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90: "wow, Hale-Bopp!" now: "wow,a fortuitous meteor!" |
02/11/26 |
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FFVII: Oh no, meteor!; IRL: Oh fortuitous meteor! |
02/11/26 |
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Fortuitous Meteor: Please Handle |
02/11/26 |
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*A fortuitous meteor appears overhead a la Majora's Mask* |
02/11/26 |
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Just used "fortuitous meteor" in a work email subject line |
02/11/26 |
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I think about the phrase “oh fortuitous meteor” frequently |
02/11/26 |
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TRUMP POSTS AI IMAGE OF OBAMAS AS MONKEYS |
02/11/26 |
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Good Morning ZoZo! Alexa, check the fortuitous meteor forecast for today. |
02/11/26 |
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Conclusive proof that Italians are savages and are not white: |
02/11/26 |
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a swarthy, diminutive man named "James Fishback" urging u to resist world jewr |
02/11/26 |
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Judge: Ur late on rent. TSINAH: True but the Dow just hit 50,000! |
02/11/26 |
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this bort is majoras mask day 3 every day |
02/11/26 |
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most jewish Pokémon? |
02/11/26 |
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A lot of people like to shit on geriatric gay sex but it's probably the best kin |
02/11/26 |
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If you want to make the world a better place, take a look at yourself and |
02/11/26 |
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Listening to The Midnight’s Los Angeles circa midnight in Los Feliz, tp |
02/11/26 |
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Jimmy Carter, Seal, Heidi Klum discussing AIPAC at Batman premier (link) |
02/11/26 |
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Made a stupid/aspie comment at Autoadmit (online) to witty insightful MEN |
02/11/26 |
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If your ancestral home is snowless, you’re not white |
02/11/26 |
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Most bitch bois on this hellscape chat board are mentally ill |
02/11/26 |
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We are going to the moon but its the moon from Majoras Mask |
02/11/26 |
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lawyer walking into court and got hit by an suv and basically popped like a zit |
02/11/26 |
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majoras mask but retired xo poasters stop fortuitous meteor from crashing on us |
02/11/26 |
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I sincerely hope a meteor hits earth causing an extinction level event |
02/11/26 |
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Why is the deep state killing all the young-ISH generation with ass cancer now? |
02/11/26 |
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Blank bumping your own one poast threads is like a continuation fund |
02/11/26 |
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top r/millennials post: "guys please eat fiber, colorectal cancer is booming!" |
02/11/26 |
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My dad just died and rolling right into my wife might have MS |
02/11/26 |
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🎵 If you're going to San Francisco, be sure to put some Asian Pussy on your d |
02/11/26 |
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this site is about to get super mentally ill tonight, unprecedented mental illne |
02/11/26 |
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Etiquette Q For Kidmos: Are Siblings Implicitly Invited To Kids B-Day Parties? |
02/11/26 |
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Those who tell the truth shall die, those who tell the truth shall live forever |
02/11/26 |
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Is it gay for a man to like Autoadmit? ZoZo seems more ruggedly masculine |
02/11/26 |
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ive had insturmental version of Combustion by Meshuggah playing 11 dayson repeat |
02/11/26 |
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Becky his interests include pro bono performance art, cyberperformance mostly |
02/11/26 |
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Pretty sure that "rage-filled cumskin dork" was 1st XO original that stuck w/ me |
02/11/26 |
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When is xo going to become an IFNB-only forum already |
02/11/26 |
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Tommy T has been secretly donating to "Birdshit Lives Matter" charities (link): |
02/11/26 |
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Rate this ghetto Xmas costume |
02/11/26 |
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Working from a hip faggy Web 1.0 chatblog (2004 to the present) |
02/11/26 |
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James Van Der Beek was 180. Sucks we lost a 180 dood. |
02/11/26 |
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The most prestigious Indian-American travel journal board in the world. |
02/11/26 |
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Went online for a decade & fell thru subliminal space to disney's belle epoque: |
02/11/26 |
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24h in Thailand: (1) Loads of Nigga-BirdshitLady couples (2) Creepy Indian Dudes |
02/11/26 |
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Are IFNB pros allowed to wear surgical masks? |
02/11/26 |
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xo catholic bros we're back baby letsgoooo |
02/11/26 |
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Never been more urgent than to reexamine The Sandlot under a queer reimagining |
02/11/26 |
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I sincerely believe that FF9 Melodies of Life is the greatest song ever made |
02/11/26 |
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someone on this earth has the job of inventing new storylines for xo soap opera |
02/11/26 |
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Pack of one dozen corgis scamper by your biglaw office |
02/11/26 |
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America is completely fucked |
02/11/26 |
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that moment when u realize that jefe and CHUNG were right all al |
02/11/26 |
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DBG get itt |
02/11/26 |
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would u date an obj 7 girl who megapoasts on Autoadmit between 1-5am |
02/11/26 |
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At the risk of sounding a complete anime novice, Spice and Wolf is 180 |
02/11/26 |
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Tommy T chatting with his Chindian dream girl: “Oh, you travel?” |
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"Eileen Gu" will never fuck an Asian man in her life |
02/11/26 |
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Almost 100% of people misunderstand home value appreciation |
02/11/26 |
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All American Patriot Rohit "Ro" Khanna is SAVING Amerikkka! |
02/11/26 |
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biz idea: LLM exclusively trained on 1000s of buzzfeed listicles from 2009-2013 |
02/11/26 |
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Do more kids die from dogs than school shootings? |
02/11/26 |
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Brian Jacques woodland creatures in my backyard teaching me Gothic architecture |
02/11/26 |
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Rachmiel circa 2004 was the patron of the arts we didn’t know we needed |
02/11/26 |
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'To the class of 1998... wear diapers.' *Baz Luhrmann voice* |
02/11/26 |
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When I was a kid I wanted to be a weed therapist |
02/11/26 |
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GTA VI to include complex civil litigation and deposition system: |
02/11/26 |
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Wages have far outpaced video game inflation (source inside) |
02/11/26 |
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BIGLAW firm with offices only located in nescac towns |
02/11/26 |
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Wow that retard can really fuck |
02/11/26 |
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pretty crazy that you can get "traded" from Autoadmit-ZOZO-XOXOhth & vice versa |
02/11/26 |
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Rediscovering Autoadmit/XOXOhth/ZOZO in your 40s like The Time Machine |
02/11/26 |
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Hypo: $4M, but someone breaks a glass overnight in your house 1x per year |
02/11/26 |
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i love pornography subreddits thank the heavens for modernity |
02/11/26 |
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taking a soul-wrenching shit at the courthouse on trial day |
02/11/26 |
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Top baby names in top EU cities (link) |
02/11/26 |
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Grand Theft Auto VI lets your character Autoadmit poast as jshad (link) |
02/11/26 |
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Every poaster now is a passable reTriever-at-law |
02/11/26 |
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last night, i had this dream about you |
02/11/26 |
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The Last Poasters, the Last Liberal, the Last Web 1.0 server hamsters |
02/11/26 |
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Update on my favorite Turo Redditor of all time |
02/11/26 |
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Boebert says there's tons of cannibalism in these Epstein files |
02/11/26 |
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Do you actually see and talk to many of your seconds cousin? |
02/11/26 |
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pretty crazy that you can get "traded" in sports |
02/11/26 |
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No native-born American would have thought to name a band Black Sabbath in 1968 |
02/11/26 |
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'Fishback' is taking edgy far-right grift to performance art levels |
02/11/26 |
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At a classic traditional not faggy at all coffee house |
02/11/26 |
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"You're in a desert, walking along in the sand--" "The Dow is over 50,00 |
02/11/26 |
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Organic wife: “She’s all that” Dating app wife: “Yr 2nd cousin wore THAT |
02/11/26 |
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biz idea: software for distributing UBI. I call it "UBIsoft" |
02/11/26 |
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Whok weighs 375 pounds and sits on hard penis |
02/11/26 |
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