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By unhinged pumos about you · Past 6 hrs / 24 hrs / week / month
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if you make a shoah pun as a 19 year old |
05/23/26 |
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worthless losers with tiny dicks talking to each other online on Friday night |
05/23/26 |
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Have y'all ever heard of a sex resort called Hedonism? |
05/23/26 |
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any stupid fucking spies here that can't get women. oh there you are |
05/23/26 |
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business idea: a camgirl hostel |
05/23/26 |
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anyone remember the super nintendo virtuous boy |
05/23/26 |
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*Joe Cocker voice* WHAT, WOULD YOU DO, IF YOU'RE OUTTED... BY DOOBS? |
05/23/26 |
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Got a Yale undergrad working for me this summer. Something doesn't add up. |
05/23/26 |
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10 yrs off life to sing like Joe Cocker? |
05/23/26 |
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No one knows how to fix our broken to shit country |
05/23/26 |
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Holdup, I've been divorced for longer than I was married. WTF |
05/23/26 |
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stay dead |
05/23/26 |
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Standing around acting like a total cocksucker while country collapses to shit |
05/23/26 |
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Damascus feels SAFER than any big US city |
05/23/26 |
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EVERY LENS AND RECORDING DEVICE IS QUANTUMLY FUCKING UP OUR EXISTENCE |
05/23/26 |
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I'll never tell. I'll never tell |
05/23/26 |
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Remember when Navdeep Singh said he had a federal clerkship? lol π |
05/23/26 |
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This faggot cocksucker country |
05/23/26 |
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Remember how louis cannon posted about wanting to fuck his wife w HIV lol |
05/23/26 |
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This country is so fucking god damn stupid |
05/23/26 |
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ya'll xo women are obsessed with stomach-churning perversions |
05/23/26 |
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oomox hows the job hunt |
05/23/26 |
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How do I become less retarded at 45 years old? Is it possible? |
05/23/26 |
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PUSSY Trump of course didn't attack Gorgeous IRAN again |
05/23/26 |
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EPAH do you like money? Insane lawsuit idea for you |
05/23/26 |
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getting tired of these bandits illegally monitoring my communications |
05/23/26 |
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Do any of you have good British crime show reccs? |
05/23/26 |
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Trump sips glass of wine in frustration |
05/23/26 |
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Tobey Maguire’s 49 year old Jewess ex wife is pregnant by a black dude |
05/23/26 |
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putin in exile in Hainan by 2027 |
05/23/26 |
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Poors are visibly inferior and live like inferiors |
05/23/26 |
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Does anyone else dream of getting divorced by wife? |
05/23/26 |
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these people are not my family |
05/23/26 |
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Houston attorney being sought on BEASTIALITY charges |
05/23/26 |
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How many of you actually have a woman 15+ years younger? |
05/23/26 |
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Big show going on over Cuba right now |
05/23/26 |
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MODERN MONETARY THEORY is tcr. Taxes have nothing to do with govt spending. |
05/23/26 |
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Emilio yesterday was the worst day of my life |
05/23/26 |
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Best memories of 2026 are vaping alone in public toilet stalls |
05/23/26 |
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the "Big Arch" is tearing this board apart! |
05/23/26 |
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"I'm a distinguished poaster and--" *briefcase full of McDoubles spills open* |
05/23/26 |
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Lost dialogues of Plato discovered in Egyptian museum archive. |
05/23/26 |
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Men are now paying to get “Cauliflower Ear” plastic surgery |
05/22/26 |
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We're doing Iran again, buckle your diapers America Firsters (link) |
05/22/26 |
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just made two bacon cheeseburgers and ate them |
05/22/26 |
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Yao Ming would bitch Wembayama |
05/22/26 |
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TFW you realize luis tp is quite literally from storied lineage of warrior-poets |
05/22/26 |
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Hitler reacts to kiss from American woman in 1936 - pic |
05/22/26 |
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Insane xo revival planned for this spring π |
05/22/26 |
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is kingdom of heaven any good |
05/22/26 |
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Ricky’s got a gun… he a stupid Mexican. (Sung to Aerosmith) |
05/22/26 |
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hot chick tries CPAP in reverse, pulls lungs out (pic) |
05/22/26 |
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Anthropomorphic Arch Deluxe doing the fent fold on a sidewalk |
05/22/26 |
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What does a $100,000 salary in NYC for a 35 year old man get you |
05/22/26 |
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Secret Service whispering into Trump’s ear “Sir, it’s Mike Fart!” |
05/22/26 |
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GJR's ass in the sun: A total eclipse of Mike Fart |
05/22/26 |
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Somalis = subhumans. Somalilanders = master race. |
05/22/26 |
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HELP: Need sex lube recommendations |
05/22/26 |
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Why do goys love covering shit with tarps? |
05/22/26 |
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The real CENTCOM Commander is dead or what? |
05/22/26 |
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felix the cat and istanbul street cat sharing a bowl of milk in Heaven |
05/22/26 |
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Why don't world leaders ever consult Sid Meier? |
05/22/26 |
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XO Paradox: Bort is DEAD unless it breaks in some way, then we whine about it |
05/22/26 |
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Sid Meier's ZoZo |
05/22/26 |
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Sid Meier's Revolution! |
05/22/26 |
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Sid Meier's New World Order |
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AZNgirl reading Walt Disney's love letter to Christendom |
05/22/26 |
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All creatures great and small (cybercreatures included, evidently) |
05/22/26 |
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banks create money btw |
05/22/26 |
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What the fuck is this? |
05/22/26 |
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I love men & women (designed for a distinct yet complementary purpose!) π |
05/22/26 |
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"I have such cites to shue you" I said, pulling up memo draft on Zoom |
05/22/26 |
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Tommy T humming Foolio - When I See You as birdshit walks by |
05/22/26 |
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Your exotic fairy godmother Julia telling U to "poast like nobody's watching..." |
05/22/26 |
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covfefe dogbalon tp |
05/22/26 |
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Mommy GF Battle: Elizabeth Shue vs Heather Graham (vote) |
05/22/26 |
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"I have such sights to shue you" your Elizabeth Shue-lookalike mommy gf whispers |
05/22/26 |
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ZoZo girlfriend: free spirit sense of humor; mommy gf: 40 but looks zoomer |
05/22/26 |
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So you wanna be an XO superstar/Schizo, piss jars, you're in charge |
05/22/26 |
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Nena 99 Luftballons was the last implicit stand of white identity |
05/22/26 |
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Vans "Off The Grid" |
05/22/26 |
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"I've got faith... faith of the heart" |
05/22/26 |
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"This Site Cannot Be Reached: The Story of Nozo" |
05/22/26 |
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109 XO browser tabs |
05/22/26 |
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Opening Autoadmit’s choose your own adventure, u read: “Call me Rachmiel.” |
05/22/26 |
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Hotel Maids Making $100k in MFH now (NYT) |
05/22/26 |
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"only server hamster in the room" - the Autoadmit.com Story |
05/22/26 |
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*cue Silent Hill 2 OST - Theme Of Laura.mp4 as jafar tp murders you* |
05/22/26 |
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My Chemical Romance |
05/22/26 |
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why is the GOP all in on billionaire pedophiles anyways? |
05/22/26 |
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I sincerely believe that FF9 Melodies of Life is the greatest song ever made |
05/22/26 |
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The Last Poasters, the Last Liberal, the Last Web 1.0 server hamsters |
05/22/26 |
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plasma donation center nurse: "have any questions?" ricky: "do u like staind?" |
05/22/26 |
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Anyone else notice how much Word has gotten since Msft coders started using AI? |
05/22/26 |
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“In my dearest memories, I see you reaching out to me…” π¦π¦π¦ |
05/22/26 |
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MCR's Danger Days is criminally underrated and I will die on that hill any time. |
05/22/26 |
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"Do u like staind" |
05/22/26 |
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blank bumps create online content btw |
05/22/26 |
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2nd cousin: Dreamcast cosplay, vintage Segan; shrew gf: quotes Carl Sagan |
05/22/26 |
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Assfaggot explaining Anthony Kiedis to his 16 yo Hmong gf |
05/22/26 |
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XO is a Bort of Peace |
05/22/26 |
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Oh you're so dumb and bitchy because you don't get dick |
05/22/26 |
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19 yo West Virginia titties |
05/22/26 |
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I'm too good at opposing MSJs now |
05/22/26 |
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what is the point of women |
05/22/26 |
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we see these people damaging race relations for "political" ends in real time |
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πΆTeenagers scare the living shit out of me |
05/22/26 |
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Somebody used my IP address to post racist gay shit online |
05/22/26 |
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Rachmiel circa 2004 was the patron of the arts we didn’t know we needed |
05/22/26 |
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most of you are teenagers or care about the opinions of teenagers |
05/22/26 |
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The most ethereal law school discussion board in the world. |
05/22/26 |
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Lab friend recalls “remaining pawsitive πΎ” during ZoZo server outages (li |
05/22/26 |
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M. Night and Mel quietly working on Signs 2 script (link) |
05/22/26 |
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Nintendo is selling Switch 2 remasters of Switch Wii U remasters. |
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If all Boomers had the integrity of Bill Watterson modernity would be 180... |
05/22/26 |
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Wow so rachmiel was right about everything? Web 1.0 minimalism tp |
05/22/26 |
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HYPO: U can choose between Autoadmit-themed Tamagotchi or Furby, developed by an |
05/22/26 |
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Someone stole my XO account in the mail and poasted endless gay retarded |
05/22/26 |
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Pretty sure that "rage-filled cumskin dork" was 1st XO original that stuck w/ me |
05/22/26 |
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As much as I act like I want to forget it I still wish for you at eleven-eleven |
05/22/26 |
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Tommy T poasting from his Iridium in Central Asia tp |
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Golden retriever friend prefers Hallbark channel movies |
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Xennial mommy gf strongly believes AI peaked with Tamagotchis |
05/22/26 |
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“I appreciate you my guy” π€ - me to Luis tp after he holds door open |
05/22/26 |
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The "Big Arch" is already gone from McDonalds. Completely memoryholed |
05/22/26 |
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Massie fucked Boebert while wife’s corpse was warm, has weird fetishes (link) |
05/22/26 |
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"You should join us at mass next Sunday! Rajeesh's homilies are always amazing." |
05/22/26 |
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Remember when Buttcheeks got blown out for the 1000th time? lol |
05/22/26 |
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Italo Calvino’s “The Adventure of a Poaster” |
05/22/26 |
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Golden retriever friend: life of leisure; XO server hamster: rare breather |
05/22/26 |
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Rascal: A Memoir of a Better Era |
05/22/26 |
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JAP gf: MGS Quiet cosplay 4 your eyes only; WASP gf: likes quiet horseplay |
05/22/26 |
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ukraine is underreported because it doesn’t appeal to women or bot farms |
05/22/26 |
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Listening to Coldplay's Parachutes on the 210 between Pasadena and La Canada tp. |
05/22/26 |
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Limp Bizkit - Nookie plays as Ricky blows up cruise ship with 5000 boomers on it |
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spaceporn in tears, shoving spaghetti up his son's ass |
05/22/26 |
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Iran busted plotting to assassinate Ivanka - Tehran is about to get glassed |
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I think my current gemini session is possessed by a DEMON |
05/22/26 |
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woman takes LSAT to prove to Econometrica that she isn't stupid |
05/22/26 |
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"Call me Rachmiel." |
05/22/26 |
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Sorry babe, we're gonna have to cancel the Mem Day trip. Work, ya know? |
05/22/26 |
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There's a lot of great poasters interacting right now but no clear direction |
05/22/26 |
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3 day poasting weekend AUTOADMIT is BACK here we gooooo |
05/22/26 |
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Lob Friend wants to file with TurbotTax this year |
05/22/26 |
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How many people actually care about the Autoadmit.com plot lines? |
05/22/26 |
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don't forget to ~express yourself~ |
05/22/26 |
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limp bizkit BLOW UP A YACHT during live NOOKIE performance |
05/22/26 |
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i'm noticing that "cucumbers" aka "stalin" lives entirely at my expense |
05/22/26 |
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John Travolta Swordfish hacking scene while getting BJ but he's posting on XO |
05/22/26 |
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TSINAH appears standing behind trump in new Oval Office clip |
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