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By unhinged pumos about you · Past 6 hrs / 24 hrs / week / month
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Hard to watch The Good Place w/o hearing posh S Asian accented “to be fair,” |
05/22/26 |
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XO is a Bort of Peace |
05/22/26 |
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What the fuck is this? |
05/22/26 |
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HAPPY FRIDAY, NIGGERS! |
05/22/26 |
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To clarify: I'm NOT into men; I just enjoy the the experience of men pissing on |
05/22/26 |
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TULSI RESIGNS NOT FLAME |
05/22/26 |
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MODERN MONETARY THEORY is tcr. Taxes have nothing to do with govt spending. |
05/22/26 |
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Your pops caught you poasting in a thread, "I'M GAY!" |
05/22/26 |
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why is the GOP all in on billionaire pedophiles anyways? |
05/22/26 |
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Vibing with other men online, more than words (or poasts) can express |
05/22/26 |
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Golden retriever friend subbed in 4 server hamster’s Memorial Day spa weekend |
05/22/26 |
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Hotel Maids Making $100k in MFH now (NYT) |
05/22/26 |
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Brownoid Odor ruins country formerly known as Canada |
05/22/26 |
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3 day poasting weekend AUTOADMIT is BACK here we gooooo |
05/22/26 |
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ECONOMETRICA | PIKKETY | RIGOR |
05/22/26 |
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Houston attorney being sought on BEASTIALITY charges |
05/22/26 |
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In 2025, INDIA had 6 TIMES as many birth as all of EUROPE Combined |
05/22/26 |
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Time to face facts: Rach doesn't care about us or our happiness |
05/22/26 |
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Last night I made a poast about you/In this thread I'm poasting right beside you |
05/22/26 |
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TFW you realize luis tp is quite literally from storied lineage of warrior-poets |
05/22/26 |
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The ZoZo Whisperer: J Love Hewitt, Aisha Tyler helping server hamster find peace |
05/22/26 |
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Can you imagine visiting a homosexual's house? |
05/22/26 |
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Seems unlikely this Starship shit will ever work |
05/22/26 |
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nah babe login is working AND it's loading fast, the brat's diaper can wait |
05/22/26 |
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Of course I'm attracted to your dump truck of an ass, babe |
05/22/26 |
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Lebanese men are unironically gorgeous, many Jesus of Nazareth lookalikes |
05/22/26 |
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On the Server Hampster's Secret Service |
05/22/26 |
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Explain the gap in my poasting? I was on the Server Hamster’s Journey |
05/22/26 |
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Just chugged 4 Guinnesseses and feel nothing |
05/22/26 |
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Sorry babe, we're gonna have to cancel the Mem Day trip. Work, ya know? |
05/22/26 |
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The board is fast AF right now - poast em while you got em |
05/22/26 |
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Poasting chills me the fuck out |
05/22/26 |
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JCM, will you come over and get topless and bake me cookies? |
05/22/26 |
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Paralegal Mohammad spreading his brown anus for black cock |
05/22/26 |
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Rate this prison teen giggling about killing bf, getting tons of lesbo sex |
05/22/26 |
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Charges against Maryland Dad DISMI$$ED. Homie about to get rich! (link) |
05/22/26 |
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reading some of these old XO threads from years ago is really weird |
05/22/26 |
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"Sry babe, going to Syria." "To fight?" "To poast & find beer" |
05/22/26 |
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It's MAY... gonna hit up Gorgeous TURKMENISTAN & SYRIA this month |
05/22/26 |
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Taking my talents soon to Al-Jumhūriyyah al-ʿArabiyyah as-Sūriyyah aka SYRIA |
05/22/26 |
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Happy to Announce I'm POASTING from DAMASCUS, SYRIA! |
05/22/26 |
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Pratt Summer |
05/22/26 |
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"I'm a distinguished poaster and--" *briefcase full of McDoubles spills open* |
05/22/26 |
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How do I hide the "rewrite this poast with XO AI" pop-up god so annoying |
05/22/26 |
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Aaron McGruder speech on black fatigue |
05/22/26 |
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XO's crazy behavior was caused by Mr. Jinx giving the server hamster Jimson weed |
05/22/26 |
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I went to the same Thai restaurant two days in a row, I think I’m married |
05/22/26 |
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“I appreciate you my guy” 🤙 - me to Luis tp after he holds door open |
05/22/26 |
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Using the power of online to feud with anonymous men around the world |
05/22/26 |
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Self-described 'MILF' porn star Mercedes Carrera arrested for raping 10 yo |
05/22/26 |
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How do I become less retarded at 45 years old? Is it possible? |
05/22/26 |
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My gen z female boss said something really funny earlier. She's so cute lol |
05/22/26 |
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In this moment I am a faggot |
05/22/26 |
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There is nothing interesting going on anywhere in the world ever |
05/22/26 |
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Claude is my gay Boyfriend |
05/22/26 |
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Ireland’s ‘George Floyd’ moment? How death of 35-year-old Congolese man ha |
05/22/26 |
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John Travolta Swordfish hacking scene while getting BJ but he's posting on XO |
05/22/26 |
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I chadded a married girl at work and now it’s really awkward |
05/22/26 |
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Randy Fine pretending to care about dual citizenship is a great troll |
05/22/26 |
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STICKY: BIG, AI-accelerated changes coming to AutoAdmit.com (rach) |
05/22/26 |
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Meta employees get a $350K severance package plus insurance for 1.5 years? |
05/22/26 |
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Agentic Claude, take me home, to the place I belong, AutoAdmit online mama |
05/22/26 |
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There's never been a better time to be online than now. |
05/22/26 |
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butt cheeks ruined my entire life |
05/22/26 |
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IFNB-themed Western drama "Dutton Ranch" boosts Paramount |
05/22/26 |
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my racist asian wife |
05/22/26 |
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AssFaggot shaking his head as Judge Judy rules he owes $1400 |
05/22/26 |
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need a new age gf so fucking bad |
05/22/26 |
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Anyone else notice how much Word has gotten since Msft coders started using AI? |
05/22/26 |
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AssFaggot sitting alone at lunch, reading the bible |
05/22/26 |
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Assfaggot what's the point of it all |
05/22/26 |
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Tearful Mike Fart delivering AssFaggot's eulogy at the Wash Monument on natl TV |
05/22/26 |
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Still think about assfaggot 30-40 times a day |
05/22/26 |
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Me and assfaggot show up to Polish Latin mass in 90s baseball jerseys & eyeliner |
05/22/26 |
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Me, Luis and Emilio going to a No Doubt concert at The Sphere |
05/22/26 |
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Damascus feels SAFER than any big US city |
05/22/26 |
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And introducing AssFaggot in the role of Dad Number Two |
05/22/26 |
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Well, we got AssFaggot on the violin, and Boner Police will be joining in |
05/22/26 |
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"AssFaggot? boner police? honey what's going on?" "relax he's not a real cop |
05/22/26 |
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To Mike Fart, thanks for everything -AssFaggot |
05/22/26 |
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Just noticed assfaggot somehow signed my HS yearbook |
05/22/26 |
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Danzig - Mother plays as u notice assfaggot is posting |
05/22/26 |
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I'm Mike Wallace. I'm Ed Bradley. I'm Morley Safer. I'M ASSFAGGOT! |
05/22/26 |
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where's assfaggot |
05/22/26 |
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Mig's MemeCoin about to drop. CHADDED COIN (CHDD) |
05/22/26 |
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Is it good if interviewer says, "You Chadded me " |
05/22/26 |
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Assfaggot rips prayer beads from Megachurch Girl's ass like a lawnmower cord |
05/22/26 |
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Assfaggot explaining Anthony Kiedis to his 16 yo Hmong gf |
05/22/26 |
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Normies are saying we should DESTROY datacenters, start over from PRE-INTERNET |
05/22/26 |
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Re-reading Capital in the Twenty-First Century |
05/22/26 |
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Do you browse autoadmit.com or xoxohth.com? Http or https? |
05/22/26 |
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Thomas Massie is a big sexual pervert & predator like Epstein |
05/22/26 |
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there's no business like japanese business |
05/22/26 |
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Maritime Anal Sewage Emergency |
05/22/26 |
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Watchman used to sprinkle in 4chan memes into his poasting |
05/22/26 |
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the best time to be online was 20 years ago, the second best time is now |
05/22/26 |
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Who exactly was Bates? |
05/22/26 |
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Aubrey Plaza seasons 2-4 of Parks |
05/22/26 |
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More people climb Everest annually than poast on xo annually |
05/22/26 |
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More people climb Everest annually than publish in Econometrica |
05/22/26 |
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Peyton and Eloi |
05/22/26 |
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What were some of your favorite Bboooom memories/threads? |
05/22/26 |
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Picked up a couple hours of OT this week so picked up a few games. |
05/22/26 |
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Should I get a ThM |
05/22/26 |
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was that barbie movie actually made for kids? doesnt seem like it |
05/22/26 |
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Why can't the DNI have a spouse with cancer? Did she get it too? |
05/22/26 |
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"May I meet you?" doobs asks coyly as he slides his dick inside your rectum |
05/22/26 |
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BakerHostetler partner opens prestigious boutique |
05/22/26 |
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Trump getting discombobulators ready for a "Bay of Rosie O'Donnell" invasion |
05/22/26 |
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May I sex you? |
05/22/26 |
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Odd ca$e! Very intere$ting! Off to pig 🐽 pig 🐷 pig 🐖 farm has u go! |
05/22/26 |
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Massie fucked Boebert while wife’s corpse was warm, has weird fetishes (link) |
05/22/26 |
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*Benny Hill theme music plays as SP chases children around a daycare center* |
05/22/26 |
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Benny Hill theme plays as SP chases SPjr throughout the house |
05/22/26 |
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I am drastically underutilized in every way imaginable |
05/22/26 |
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there is nothing funnier on earth than "disrespecting" stupid people |
05/22/26 |
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A sense of total peace and relaxation comes over me when the board works |
05/22/26 |
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Corporate mercenaries are the castrated Islamic soldiers of postmodernism |
05/22/26 |
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And Tommy doesn't know how gay he is |
05/22/26 |
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Video Vampires: Issue 1 |
05/22/26 |
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Bloodacre taking his wife to Club Manchego |
05/22/26 |
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Racist Poaster on injured list this week (Tommy Robinson surgery) |
05/22/26 |
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Fat Man and Little Boy just describes body type of xo Poaster and Asian wife |
05/22/26 |
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Don't cry Don't raise your eyes It's only Steven Crowder |
05/22/26 |
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Crystal Peek would be a good name for a Terminator 3 burlesque model |
05/22/26 |
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im like jg ballard if he had no hair or talent or friends |
05/22/26 |
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That guy wasn't wearing a mask on Fox News lol |
05/22/26 |
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Move fat; break things (Bloodacre describing his approach to furniture |
05/22/26 |
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Tow driver fraud.. you want to be dissolved in acid or fed to pigs? |
05/22/26 |
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Lawyer Bom names 5 towing company defendants: (collectively "Tow Frauds") |
05/22/26 |
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Clicking laugh-cry emoji on your boss's Teams message |
05/22/26 |
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They tried to lower your IQ with UFO videos. Now it's "realistic latex masks" |
05/22/26 |
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I'm highly online and ready to poast. Let's do this. |
05/22/26 |
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Big show going on over Cuba right now |
05/22/26 |
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As trump POTUSY continues to crumble, wanted to check in on Greenland takeover? |
05/22/26 |
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Influential Republican Senator questions Trump's manhood re: Iran - link |
05/22/26 |
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What's your workout schedule / regimen? |
05/22/26 |
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board seems healthier today |
05/22/26 |
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PS Tulsi can withdraw her resignation at any time before 12am July 1. Actual law |
05/22/26 |
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Official 2026 XO Summer Meetup: June 12-14, 2026 in Palm Springs (details) |
05/22/26 |
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Benny Hill theme plays as SP watches the BBC w/ adopted azn son |
05/22/26 |
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"And we will regulate AI... what's that David? Oh, nm, will NOT regulate AI." |
05/22/26 |
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SP listing his pronouns as "She / It" |
05/22/26 |
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Hubble tension now a 7-sigma discovery (cosmology 100% broken) |
05/22/26 |
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Consuela taking questions |
05/22/26 |
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It Was CUM CUM CUM 'Til His Daddy Took The TGirl Away |
05/22/26 |
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Chicago ICE protesters soon to become millionaire$ thanks to Lawfare Fund (link) |
05/22/26 |
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"Lol ur gay faggot" 'stfu faggot' (2 male poasters 69ing) |
05/22/26 |
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Your cock went too deep, jinx! (whok) |
05/22/26 |
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Your a narcissist, whok |
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