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By unhinged pumos about you · Past 6 hrs / 24 hrs / week / month
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Thank you for your patience while waiting for xo to load. |
05/25/26 |
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Steroid Games won by non-Steroid Athlete |
05/25/26 |
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i dont get why ac doesnt exist in europe |
05/25/26 |
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i love it when guys piss on me, especially when i’m not expecting it lol |
05/25/26 |
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Future leader of center-right CDU party calls the AfD a "Nazi" party - link |
05/25/26 |
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Iran reiterates that they will never give up the nuclear dust - link |
05/25/26 |
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why did we stop making chicks like this around 15 years ago |
05/25/26 |
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Does 100 year-old Dick Van Dyke think about going back to alcoholism? |
05/25/26 |
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Paul Reiser and Richard Epstein are first cousins |
05/25/26 |
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"And then with enough CapEx, our LLM will turn into AGI." "Wow, that's amazing!" |
05/25/26 |
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President TRUMP: Guantanamo is a spa compared to what I'm building in Iowa |
05/25/26 |
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25th hour monologue is a spa compared to what bp is about to poast in ur thread |
05/25/26 |
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found rachmiel's new website (link) |
05/25/26 |
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'He preferred the company of computers..' |
05/25/26 |
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if you want a nigger for your neighbour vote labour |
05/25/26 |
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mpa waking up 30 minutes early to thoughtfully review every nightcrew shitpoast |
05/25/26 |
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MPA reading Family Circus comics til 3am |
05/25/26 |
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rate chandler's poker dealer |
05/25/26 |
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compensated male intimate companionship |
05/25/26 |
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Napoleon's organized his first military campaign only so that he could measure |
05/25/26 |
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anyone else get that taco bell 90s menu caramel apple empanada when it was avail |
05/25/26 |
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I don’t want to fucking hear anybody compare “SGA” to Kobe again |
05/25/26 |
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Casually compare emo bands to Pink Floyd tp |
05/25/26 |
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Nothing compares to buzz I get from posting 2 parody threads back to back at 5pm |
05/25/26 |
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Simglitch: CEO of Steph CURRY's Company is a Pajeet |
05/25/26 |
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China's emerging middle class presents a tempting new market for US companies |
05/25/26 |
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Didn't realize Spirit Halloween Store company also ran Spirit Airlines |
05/25/26 |
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Which Dinosaur Bones Are “Real”? (Field Museum) |
05/25/26 |
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Impatiently waiting for wife to leave house so I can start poasting |
05/25/26 |
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xo reduces reality processing to a manageable 100 poasts per min compared to 11M |
05/25/26 |
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"Its dangerous 2 go alone, take this" shrieks pixie fae transforming into tampax |
05/25/26 |
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so tell me about the company culture. *casually lights up TuTu pipe* |
05/25/26 |
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cyberpunk anime starring MPA |
05/25/26 |
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*Rach impatient sitting in office bourbon in hand MPM plaques on wall* |
05/25/26 |
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Trying to clear all Age of Empires 2 campaigns on hard. This was a mistake. |
05/25/26 |
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List of Rockstar Games titles which the company stopped developing: |
05/25/26 |
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Gamers, explain the impact/significance of Halo back in 2001 |
05/25/26 |
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Describe Fiancé or Wife visa to me? |
05/25/26 |
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Iran: "We're keeping the uranium and we've already rebuilt our military." Libs? |
05/25/26 |
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Are Portland/Seattle really that different today compared to 20 years ago? |
05/25/26 |
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MPA's arthoe gf talks to flowers without irony |
05/25/26 |
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Us it a good idea to rent a car in montenegro? |
05/25/26 |
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The campaign of HL2 was the first VG to scare the shit out of me |
05/25/26 |
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MPA back again with yet another unfunny forcememe (windows 95) |
05/25/26 |
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Brooks Brothers now owned by parent company of Nautica, Lucky Brand, Eddie Bauer |
05/25/26 |
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Mom said Billy Budd wasn't gay. Should I go no contact? (wapo) |
05/25/26 |
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found a video of azn female MPA |
05/25/26 |
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Wherever you go, the worst ideas come from the "intellectuals." |
05/25/26 |
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Biggie Smalls returns to Earth to rap jafar lyrics |
05/25/26 |
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rach adds animated flash intro to revitalize autoadmit |
05/25/26 |
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Libs, what will you shriek about after Trump ends the Iran war tomorrow? |
05/25/26 |
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the world has to go to hell because bankers' wives are shit testing them |
05/25/26 |
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90s: Turtles in Time. Now: Enter your time! |
05/25/26 |
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just got $50m in VC funding for my AI app |
05/25/26 |
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Simba after pounding out Nala: "Slimy, yet satisfying" |
05/25/26 |
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art of the deal chapter about prematurely squealing over unfinalized deals |
05/25/26 |
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Need to cop Lego Influencer girlfriend |
05/25/26 |
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tmnt fans, c'mere, this is pretty bad ass |
05/25/26 |
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Me, Spack, TMF, and Pensive DOMINATING the TMNT arcade game |
05/25/26 |
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yo you're old: check out casey jones from tmnt. |
05/25/26 |
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Michelangelo makes $6.5m in 2014; his TMNT teammate: a pizza |
05/25/26 |
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when i'm hungover i go "UGH SHELLSHOCKED" like TMNT game |
05/25/26 |
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Did shitlennials watch TMNT growing up |
05/25/26 |
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Why wasn't April O'Neil in the TMNT cartoon a WOC? |
05/25/26 |
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Free pizza hut pizza with purchase of TMNT 2: the arcade game |
05/25/26 |
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I played TMNT in the arcade a week ago, taking q's |
05/25/26 |
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90s kids: wolfing down meatlovers before playing TMNT |
05/25/26 |
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what were they smoking when they came up with TMNT ninja turtles |
05/25/26 |
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Holy Shit: Halford serving as advisor on new TMNT movie (link) |
05/25/26 |
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EDIT: Everything has gone downhill since the 1990 "TMNT" VHS Pizza Hut ad |
05/25/26 |
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Saw a working TMNT arcade machine today |
05/25/26 |
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when you were a little kid, were you a Ghostbustermo or a TMNTmo? |
05/25/26 |
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Reminder: the reboot of tmnt was a damn good effort |
05/25/26 |
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Noticed something about INFB, TMNT and a serious lack of Pizza in my life |
05/25/26 |
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Noticed something about IFNB, TMNT and a serious lack of Pizza in my life |
05/25/26 |
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Signs: "Rootless all-cash Chinese buyers" to TMNT theme |
05/25/26 |
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Viscerally disgusted by males walking around with hands in pockets |
05/25/26 |
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When did they maek a TMNT movie with Laura Linney as April O'Neill |
05/25/26 |
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New York is nothing what it looked like in the original tmnt movies :( |
05/25/26 |
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Going to a sit down Pizza Hut during lunch and gonna play TMNT 2 arcade game |
05/25/26 |
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NHL playoffs megathread |
05/25/26 |
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Gave my zoomer gf a LEGO reconstruction of her Stardew Valley homestead |
05/25/26 |
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Open Tabs: Gmail | Interactive Brokers | Claude | xo | eBaum's World | NBER |
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Tommy T’s Road to Damascus moment coming soon πΎπͺ½π· |
05/25/26 |
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lion king bros: get itt |
05/25/26 |
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Houston attorney being sought on BEASTIALITY charges |
05/25/26 |
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Death penalty for Scamilio and all Scamilio collaborators |
05/25/26 |
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Nate Silver starting to panic |
05/25/26 |
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you guys get your Summer GoyFest tickets yet? |
05/25/26 |
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Guy threatened to "kick my ass" for harmless joke |
05/25/26 |
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Most reddit thing ever: There's a subreddit for girls taking nudes at Planet Fit |
05/25/26 |
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You will be able to live inside a Costco in Los Angeles |
05/25/26 |
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one day herm threads stopped being made |
05/25/26 |
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Sorry azns, white guys DO NOT pay for sex. Full stop. |
05/25/26 |
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so demons entered the Church and the Church suddenly went anti-capital punishmen |
05/25/26 |
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My new line: your breasts/face isn’t perfect like ai |
05/25/26 |
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Sp here! Listen if i want to play “hungry butt” w my kid that’s none of ur |
05/25/26 |
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Wife pointed out if I live to be the same age as my dad I only have 12 yrs left |
05/25/26 |
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all identity thieves must be put to death |
05/25/26 |
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one set of footprints: Steven Crowder, Sam Hyde & Eric Bumpus walking on a beach |
05/25/26 |
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segregation is the most compassionate solution |
05/25/26 |
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A woman scares a devil away with her gash in 18th-century French poem |
05/25/26 |
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OnlyFans data breach π |
05/25/26 |
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So the "enhanced games" is just a bunch of old ppl on drugs restreamed to youtub |
05/25/26 |
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Picked up a couple hours of OT this week so picked up a few games. |
05/25/26 |
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Cons wtf is with you guys |
05/25/26 |
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is it still "black face" if it's just poop from eating out a hot guy's ass? |
05/25/26 |
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3some w Judy Greer and Chelsea Peretti taking turns mocking ur small penis |
05/25/26 |
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man republicans really like fucking dogs |
05/25/26 |
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340 million OnlyFans users about to get outted |
05/25/26 |
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Spic with 11 grandkids hits, kills bad bunny fan, janitor |
05/25/26 |
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SP here. I’ll be at the Met tomorrow at 10:30 am. You got beef with me be ther |
05/25/26 |
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oomox tp, i have a very pressing question that i need you to answer |
05/25/26 |
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1000s of gay right wing substacks called things like "Occidental Musings" |
05/25/26 |
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ITT: Spaceporn's original firm bio shot - the one w/ the hairline |
05/25/26 |
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Rach, if you don’t fix this now, it will die permanently, ppl adapt fast |
05/25/26 |
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tsinah's fiancee trying to eat the chip on his shoulder |
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Most reddit thing ever: There's a subreddit for cats LARPing as skunks or other |
05/25/26 |
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remember when SP was going to launch his perpetual motion judgment machine |
05/25/26 |
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Sp here. That little fucker will NEVER cooperate with the police. He knows I’l |
05/25/26 |
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me, lsd, my schizophrenia and llms are a coupled dynamical system |
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SP here! OK, I should be "tried" and "convicted" and shived in prison shower |
05/25/26 |
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Sam Hyde calls out spaceporn by name on Twitter (not flame) |
05/25/26 |
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Can someone summarize the SP Sam Hyde beef? |
05/25/26 |
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SP here. NO evidence remains of my “alleged” wrongdoings! |
05/25/26 |
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List your 3 biggest fears in nature ITT |
05/25/26 |
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SP here. SPjr will never “show the jury on the doll where he touched you” |
05/25/26 |
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Sp here. I'm drunk and high. About to rape by gook fucktoy. If u poast fantasies |
05/25/26 |
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WASP GF: Newbury Street; JAP GF: street meat |
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Mr. Jinx stole one of those truffle hogs and trained it to find Jimson weed |
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Drinking NYC tapwater=drinking piss of the Hibernian vagabonds who built the wat |
05/25/26 |
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a lot of asian cuisine is them just eating slimy demons |
05/25/26 |
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AI appears intelligent in the same way the moon can appear bright |
05/25/26 |
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i miss KeyedSlime |
05/25/26 |
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"I miss @keyedslime." |
05/25/26 |
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Mixed-episode Poasting Acceleration |
05/25/26 |
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mirror neurons are aegosexual |
05/25/26 |
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SP here. I'm at my clown conference and another clown accused me of being a pedo |
05/25/26 |
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im deeply mentally ill and responsible for hundreds of lives |
05/25/26 |
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WASP GF: Went To Cotillion | JAP GF: Expects You To Have A Million |
05/25/26 |
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WASP GF: Tanglewood, JAP GF: Darnell from the hood |
05/25/26 |
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WASP GF: Unitarian; JAP GF: blew an MTA ferryman |
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Puritan gf: cauldron of baked beans; Moose gf: stack of steaks, lean |
05/25/26 |
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Griddy GF: poasts around the clock; Compound GF: spicy moose stock |
05/25/26 |
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oomox are you offended by the term 'pastanigger' |
05/25/26 |
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SP here. So proud of my kid. He took 3 fingers up the ass today. |
05/25/26 |
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Attenborough's last doc will cover jeets, abbos, gooks, nigs |
05/25/26 |
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birdshit nationalism tp |
05/25/26 |
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A moose heart the size of a human head roasting in a stone oven |
05/25/26 |
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A bowl of dark red, slow-cooked stew thick with chunks of moose neck meat |
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