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By unhinged pumos about you · Past 6 hrs / 24 hrs / week / month
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"1st of all I've never even heard of that site. 2nd, I post there ironically |
06/06/26 |
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2nd cousin: look at my thigh gap!; Shrew GF: ugh look at these changes to GAAP |
06/06/26 |
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2nd cuz: "Merry Christmas!" Shrew GF: "Happy Holidays is a political litmus!" |
06/06/26 |
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2nd cuz: "put your peen in!" Shrew GF: *reading Lean In* |
06/06/26 |
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2nd cuz: pls bump it higher, shrew gf: this meme should retire |
06/06/26 |
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Shrew gf: My masters! 2nd cousin: My master |
06/06/26 |
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2nd cousin: makes out in back of car / Shrew GF: posts as Jafar |
06/06/26 |
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2nd cousin weeping under Paul Walker poster, needs consolation |
06/06/26 |
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oh cool i have a 2nd tab open i wonder what it is *its duplicate xoxo* |
06/06/26 |
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"The cuck chair" is such a stupid popular meme |
06/06/26 |
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It wasn't that bad until Obamas 2nd term |
06/06/26 |
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2nd cousin: Living waifu; Shrew GF: Giving WuFlu |
06/06/26 |
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2nd cousin: Call me your COVID bitch ... shrew gf: Bitching about COVID |
06/06/26 |
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losing all the fucking marbles tonight boyos |
06/06/26 |
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nude luis coughing silently as he hands u gakk pipe in modesto cornfield |
06/06/26 |
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SHABBAT SHALOM |
06/06/26 |
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Im like a shark who if he doesn’t keep swimming will just kill himself |
06/06/26 |
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can't wait until we get to 2nd wife threading on xo |
06/06/26 |
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2nd Cousin: Wants to be a stay-at-home mom; Shrew GF: "Stay the fuck at home!" |
06/06/26 |
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I AM THE FUCKING NIGHT CREW NOW |
06/06/26 |
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2nd cousin: I wanna get on your pole; Shrew GF: Know how I know she's a prole? |
06/06/26 |
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just gonnaa max out Money Bar and Speedrun rest of this faggot hell existence |
06/06/26 |
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Babe, wake up he's spewing bile trying to meet a self-imposed deadline again |
06/06/26 |
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2nd bikini pic - backside now (Julia) |
06/06/26 |
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i have literally MASTERED the YOGA OF HATE |
06/06/26 |
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El Salvador to become the 52nd state |
06/06/26 |
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Everyone's poasting for 2nd place in MPM 2020. |
06/06/26 |
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Gonna need EPAH to rate the WOC in 2nd season of Homecoming on Amazon Prime |
06/06/26 |
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What happens when every state capital and 2nd-3rd tier city becomes cosmopolita? |
06/06/26 |
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XO STYLE GUIDE ALERT...2nd Cuz goes first, Shrew second. Tyia |
06/06/26 |
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shrew gf: He crossed state lines! 2nd cousin: Laughing, having a good time. |
06/06/26 |
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2nd cousin: I'm on my knees ;) Shrew gf: I'm on my knees |
06/06/26 |
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Shrew gf: Reading ur search history, fuming. 2nd cuz: Doing the same, grinning |
06/06/26 |
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2nd cousin whispering "my body your choice" |
06/06/26 |
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2nd cuz: Finger me! Shrew gf: Not RBG! |
06/06/26 |
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2nd Cuz: i love man concerned about the JQ Shrew GF: calls a line a queue |
06/06/26 |
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is emilio being outted as "retarded black nigger" biggest xo scandal '26? |
06/06/26 |
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Shrew GF: Let's do a virtual Halloween 2nd Cousin: Did Pocahontas wear a top? |
06/06/26 |
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2nd cousin, lamenting fact she's turning 30 and doesn't have a long-term bf |
06/06/26 |
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millionaire before 2027 despite lawsuit loss (benzo) |
06/06/26 |
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2nd cuz: take another hit from this bong. shrew gf: everything he does is wrong! |
06/06/26 |
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Shrew gf: “Put on your mask!” 2nd cuz: “I thought you’d never ask” |
06/06/26 |
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Can’t find the original 2nd cousin thread, HELP |
06/06/26 |
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2nd cousin: you’re such a hunk!......shrew GF: that’s been debunked! |
06/06/26 |
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my mind is so delicate, i smoked marijuana twice and almost went insane the 2nd |
06/06/26 |
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2nd half of 1989 sucks |
06/06/26 |
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2nd year comes in the office every day and rips his shirt off like hulk hogan |
06/06/26 |
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Your future wife getting along famously with your 2nd cousin |
06/06/26 |
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2nd cuz: "U see my breasts clearly?" Shrew Gf: *lectures on critical race theory |
06/06/26 |
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well, there's forcememing, shitpoasting, niggerthreading, gay threading, 2nd cou |
06/06/26 |
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2nd cuz: "I want to fuck you" shrew gf: *lawyer for ACLU* |
06/06/26 |
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2nd cuz: Loves to dress as your secretary; Shrew GF: Loves the press secretary |
06/06/26 |
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2nd cousin: *fuming as you ignore her short skirt to constantly F5 fake btc thre |
06/06/26 |
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Lifehack: read Stalin thread titles in 2nd cousin voice |
06/06/26 |
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2nd cousin: My safe word is "silence" ;). Shrew GF: White silence equals violenc |
06/06/26 |
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we should draft a script for the 2nd cousin and shrew gf musical |
06/06/26 |
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2nd cuz: "wanna bone?" shrew gf: "stay the fuck home!" |
06/06/26 |
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XO needs a 2nd boart to put all non-Brahmin poasters |
06/06/26 |
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Shrew GF: Why don’t you care about me? 2nd Cousin: LOL @ this new gene therapy |
06/06/26 |
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Shrew gf: "Did you watch the Arbery trial?". 2nd cuz: "I'm thankful for Kyle" |
06/06/26 |
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2nd cousin: “I dare you to ask.”; Shrew GF: “Wear your mask!” |
06/06/26 |
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2nd Cousin: Transforming into a hot chick; Shrew GF: Performing a fact check |
06/06/26 |
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2nd cousin: Come on over I'm feeling filthy, Shrew GF: Kyle is fucking guilty! |
06/06/26 |
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knicks +5.5 is free money go on and get yours |
06/06/26 |
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shrew gf: "Will Smith slapped!" 2nd cousin: "Rate my gap!" |
06/06/26 |
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I'll say it, Private Equity has rapidly & completely destroyed the Western World |
06/06/26 |
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2nd cousin: speaks with ACB voice; Shrew GF: "ACB will take away my choice!" |
06/06/26 |
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2nd Cousin: In her 30s; 2nd Cousin-Once Removed: Youthful but lacks rhyme |
06/06/26 |
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What is the best xo 2nd cousin / shrew gf meme post? |
06/06/26 |
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ur 2nd cousin w/ her bare legs resting on ur lap: "What was 2008 like?" |
06/06/26 |
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EPAH rate these emojis I used to describe Halford's death |
06/06/26 |
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2nd cousin: Sweet, purring; Speech Pathologist GF: Treats your slurring |
06/06/26 |
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2nd Cousin: “You’re cute”; Speech Pathologist GF: “You’re mute” |
06/06/26 |
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Women of NYC: "No car service; no date!" |
06/06/26 |
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poll: should trump tear down the statue of liberty - y/n |
06/06/26 |
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2nd cousin laying head on ur lap: "what was Oasis like?" |
06/06/26 |
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Mentat 2nd Cousin: Living computer; Shrew GF: Living on her computer |
06/06/26 |
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ur 2nd cousin resting w/ her bare legs on ur lap: "what was ur fave era of ZoZo? |
06/06/26 |
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random fag zoomer shoving dick in your daughter |
06/06/26 |
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sister brought her 2nd cousin to christmas and she doesn't realize I'm an austis |
06/06/26 |
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2nd year female biglaw associates with praise kinks |
06/06/26 |
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Pending xo poasts drop 38% y/y, 2nd largest monthly drop in history |
06/06/26 |
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xoxo is the 2nd best site after slickdeals.net |
06/06/26 |
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2nd Cuz: “Head on the road?” Nullo BF: “I still unload!” |
06/06/26 |
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moving to Roswell NM with a pross named Starchild, taking Qs |
06/06/26 |
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ur 2nd wife teaching ur teen kids from 1st marriage tagalog |
06/06/26 |
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Lob 2nd cousin: "I'm a hardbody!" |
06/06/26 |
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SIL calmly holding 2nd cousin’s head below family pool waterline |
06/06/26 |
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2nd cousin: wat r u doin 2nite?; SIL: I hear you know how to hit it right |
06/06/26 |
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2nd cousin: Thigh gap Shrew gf: Resume gap |
06/06/26 |
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Starfield isn't even the 2nd best game of 2023 with "star" in the title |
06/06/26 |
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Please list your favorite piano parts of popular songs. e.g. 2nd part of Layla |
06/06/26 |
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reminder: 2nd-tier blankbump of ur blankbump of very old thread is prestigious |
06/06/26 |
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2nd cousin: Her love for you is real; Shrew GF: Her love for Israel |
06/06/26 |
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yr 2nd cousin waiting at your front door, needs a place to crash |
06/06/26 |
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is art hoes the new 2nd cousin ZoZo holiday forcememe? |
06/06/26 |
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Cypher sucking down stek 馃ォ "and I want a 2nd cousin, and a sister in law |
06/06/26 |
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War of the Roses (2nd Cousins' War) |
06/06/26 |
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My ears have heard the rout of my wicked adversaries, BLESS THE NAME OF GOD |
06/06/26 |
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2nd cousin: 'i sent nudes.' girlboss wife: 'i'm 5'3" with an attitude.' |
06/06/26 |
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"So is this... the credited response? ;)" *your 2nd cousin throws bra at you* |
06/06/26 |
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2nd cousin: Laughs at your jokes; Second City GF: "Laugh at my jokes!" |
06/06/26 |
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hasnt been a single day in 10 yrs not just in awe at how stupid our species is |
06/06/26 |
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rate this archetypal 2nd cousin |
06/06/26 |
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2nd cousin: xoxoxo; Shrew gf: xo is a cyber-cesspool |
06/06/26 |
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"Becky, he has such a good relationship with family, especially his 2nd cousin |
06/06/26 |
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Did xo age out of 2nd cousin threading? |
06/06/26 |
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discussing Dostoevsky w/ beatnik 2nd cousin at Thanksgiving |
06/06/26 |
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***2014 XO AWARD NOMINATIONS: Most Erotic 2nd Cuz Post *** |
06/06/26 |
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2nd Cousin: Wants a daddy; AI GF: Wants data |
06/06/26 |
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2nd cousin to you 10yrs ago: "Do you like it here? This is where the fish live." |
06/06/26 |
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2nd cousin: "Force me!"; Shrew GF: forcememe |
06/06/26 |
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2nd cousin asking what you know about related party transactions |
06/06/26 |
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Challenge. Shrew GF / 2nd cousin thread title. Has to be a Haiku.... |
06/06/26 |
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I am glitching the login. Pray I don't glitch it further. |
06/06/26 |
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A stupid proposal about 2nd cousin and lobster memes |
06/06/26 |
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Organic wife: “She’s all that” Dating app wife: “Yr 2nd cousin wore THAT |
06/06/26 |
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Captain's log, Star date 2026.6. The monster Spaceporn remains free & squanching |
06/06/26 |
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2nd cuz: "OMG my pussy needs a reprieve :)" shrew gf: "here, put on this sleeve" |
06/06/26 |
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"But I'm straight," you say to your support group at Bellevue. They all laugh |
06/06/26 |
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the creation of the “baltic states” was a farce |
06/06/26 |
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You have exalted my horn like that of a wild ox |
06/06/26 |
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Psychotherapist rode my ass hard about going for a psych evaluation again |
06/06/26 |
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Jealous of Genius Bear on the Loose in Japan tp |
06/06/26 |
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Now, back to my old ways |
06/06/26 |
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"and he said it's a totenkopf tattoo as he raped m... Hi who just joined?" |
06/06/26 |
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"I dunno Becky I think he might only be schizotypal" "Stacy, give him a chance t |
06/06/26 |
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Marie Kondo 's tidying up is actually a Shinto religious practice |
06/06/26 |
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Marie Kondo: illegal immigrants don't "spark joy" Advocates for removal & wall |
06/06/26 |
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Marie Kondo getting desperate, using sex appeal now? (pic) |
06/06/26 |
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Marie Kondo was an ultranationalist Shinto shrine maiden for 5 years |
06/06/26 |
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Marie Kondo is basically the Japanese Jordan Peterson |
06/06/26 |
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*does Marie Kondo bow* *thanks XO for all of its bitchmade faggotry* |
06/06/26 |
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wife going all Marie kondo on the house |
06/06/26 |
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Marie Kondo asking you if her pussy sparks joy for you |
06/06/26 |
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Marie Kondo leading No Things rally |
06/06/26 |
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applying Marie Kondo to race relations |
06/06/26 |
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Any Marie Kondo fans on here? |
06/06/26 |
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讜址转指旨专侄诐 讻执旨专职讗值讬诐 拽址专职谞执讬 讘址旨诇止旨转执讬 讘职旨砖侄 |
06/06/26 |
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If registration not enabled in 30 min, I yank out the backslash |
06/06/26 |
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Fine oils have been poured upon me |
06/06/26 |
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Super Mario Brothers RTX Pro Deluxe |
06/06/26 |
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Live by the backslash, die by the backslash |
06/06/26 |
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Single asian women love those minimalistic Web 1.0 pages, Marie Kondo aesthetics |
06/06/26 |
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My eyes have seen the defeat of my adversaries, BLESS THE NAME OF GOD |
06/06/26 |
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"It's sunset, so at least we have 24 hours free of their meddling.. who just joi |
06/06/26 |
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This "Pussy Airlines" series in Japanese porn seems a little sexist - nsfw |
06/06/26 |
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Is it right or wrong to abort a kid with Down syndrome? |
06/06/26 |
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Women "drivers" are ridiculous (evan39) |
06/06/26 |
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Lol at the "media" bringing knives out for xoGraham Platner |
06/06/26 |
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