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By unhinged pumos about you · Past 6 hrs / 24 hrs / week / month
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Fun Legal Hypo: Workman Lied About Having Tools To Do Part Of The Job |
05/15/25 |
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a MAF man w/ breast implants & high on PCP named "j maw" ripping ur door open |
05/15/25 |
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nyuug bought all AMD components because the CEO is a chonky old woman |
05/15/25 |
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I still laugh thinking about JMAW and her huge 40oz Olde English cock |
05/15/25 |
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The European Rail Network seems INSANE |
05/15/25 |
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multitasking ZoZo tp |
05/15/25 |
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What are some gay songs with powerful crescendos like "Dont Cry For Me Argentina |
05/15/25 |
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j maw in a pink wig high on PCP still running after getting shot 9 times by cops |
05/15/25 |
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“Keep that dick up!” shrieked peterman to trucker as cops yanked him from ca |
05/15/25 |
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**P Diddy Trial Update: Cassie's Text Messages show HER ASKING for Freakoffs** |
05/15/25 |
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everyone is secretly Jewish now tp |
05/15/25 |
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twin girls in blue dresses waiting 4 u down hallway: "You really like it here." |
05/15/25 |
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5 dollar “1 dollar menu” tp |
05/15/25 |
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Bruce Springsteen is secretly Jewish, right? |
05/15/25 |
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Married Poasters: Do You Regret Marrying Your Wife? You Could Have Done Better? |
05/15/25 |
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12 hrs is perfect amount of Autoadmit poasting per day |
05/15/25 |
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My Heart Is 7 Feet Tall |
05/15/25 |
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61 pages of peterman threads |
05/15/25 |
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ZoZo’s cogency tp |
05/15/25 |
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J Peterman, rushing out of bathroom, pants around ankles: "Vandalay Industries!" |
05/15/25 |
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Hate the accent that pronounces "forward" as "foh-ward" |
05/15/25 |
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Wish I had two dicks so I could simultaneously assfuck peterman & RSF. |
05/15/25 |
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5.25h Poasted on Autoadmit.com 1.25h Cummed in Lizards Ass 2.0h Poasted on Autoa |
05/15/25 |
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be a 👻 |
05/15/25 |
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Boner Police, do you consider yourself a better poaster than Peterman |
05/15/25 |
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TuTu tp | GoGo tp | TiNa tp |
05/15/25 |
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"i'm just a really curious person--i love learning" *blowtorches tutu pipe* |
05/15/25 |
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Guy swipes right on tinder 2 million times, 2k matches, 1 date (pics) |
05/15/25 |
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Lab friend asking U if barklaw offers a good woof-fetch balance |
05/15/25 |
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Cons is dying for Qatar better or worse than dying for Israel? |
05/15/25 |
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My G/F insinuated that I am a twink (Mainlining) |
05/15/25 |
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I dont get what the big deal is with Messi. |
05/15/25 |
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i do and did so much for these people |
05/15/25 |
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fire up cornbase & do some trades |
05/15/25 |
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Peterman/baldingmos have you considered pouring glue and barbershop clippings on |
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NY Times says Ms Rachel may be funded by Hamas |
05/15/25 |
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Why do people act like today's athletes are better than in the 90s? Total BS |
05/15/25 |
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hate the tsin, love the tsinah |
05/15/25 |
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jfc peterman swear i'm going to drive down to DC just to give u a tittytwister |
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*Peterman pulling out hair one at a time* "law school, mba, law school, mba..." |
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Trump is a brilliant salesman- why is he such a shittty negotiator? |
05/15/25 |
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RATE Our Pistachio Halva (PICS) #ParaMo #terrorists |
05/15/25 |
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FYI- if you call yourself a "Litigator", you are a servant of ZOG |
05/15/25 |
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JD Vance teaching Usha to use a seat toilet that flushes “Have u thanked me ye |
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"I've appeared before every judge in the state! Often as an attorney!" (TSINAH) |
05/15/25 |
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Coinbase hacked, over 70% of all crypto stolen |
05/15/25 |
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Karlstack getting deported would be the biggest win for America since George III |
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bored jcm giving late-night questions |
05/15/25 |
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Anti-semites at CFPB & FTC requiring disclosure of junk resort fees (CNBC) |
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In house privacy attorney; prestigious? |
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i'm bored. where's the next Current Thing goyslop for u retards to get exicted |
05/15/25 |
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looking for an immigration attorney (Karlstack) |
05/15/25 |
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XO hacked, a small subset of poasters info stolen |
05/15/25 |
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it was nice to meet you, I enjoyed our time. Be well |
05/15/25 |
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Don’t give up on yourself goy |
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I think I have my first real crush ever -- on Kai Trump. |
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The Tale of TUTU Cities by Robert Halford |
05/15/25 |
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So the long-term goal of libs is to destroy civilization and then what? |
05/15/25 |
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How’s everyone’s heart disease doing? |
05/15/25 |
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The Kalergi Institute for Advancement in Negroball and Sportfraud |
05/15/25 |
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You know the Bridge to Nowhere actually made a lot of sense |
05/15/25 |
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Emilio at ‘97 Rock&Jock softball game in LF robbing Bill Bellamy of a HR |
05/15/25 |
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Kai Trump claims in latest vlog that despite being 18 she is still going through |
05/15/25 |
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*emilio rambling about tolkien while high as shit on tutu* |
05/15/25 |
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computer eschaton |
05/15/25 |
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What's the ideal weight for a Chad? |
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perpetual tailspin of a bitches life with corresponding residue tp |
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"Senator, when I said 'Tutu-gakked Poz Pig LotLizard' I was referring to..." |
05/15/25 |
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xo should not be readable to anyone without a tutu pipe |
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A guy born in 1945 was only 30 in 1995. |
05/15/25 |
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*hits tutu pipe* *settles in recliner* *opens xo* *Top Golf threads for 18 hrs* |
05/15/25 |
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Reminder: the White House has portrait of president with sperm crawling |
05/15/25 |
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Reading 10 pages of a book in 2025 feels like being a stylite |
05/15/25 |
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"We hate Wong Kim Ark, don't we, folks?" |
05/15/25 |
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Successfully formed SECOND babby inside of wife. |
05/15/25 |
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there's a serious shortage of me |
05/15/25 |
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Almost used lethal force today. |
05/15/25 |
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Devalue you and inflate themselves tp |
05/15/25 |
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Waah I'm brown and angry and I suck! Waah! |
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Chris Dorner greeting UHC shooter on Zihuatanejo beach |
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you cant see the Cathedral Ceilings anymore |
05/15/25 |
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RIP xo, a friend to all real MEN. |
05/15/25 |
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bonnie blue telling u that ur the best she's ever been with before |
05/15/25 |
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MS Teams just randomly flashing for no reason whatsoever |
05/15/25 |
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Live audio of SCOTUS Birthright case oral argument |
05/15/25 |
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"Don't stop grandpa. Don't stop" ".... KAI! What the fuck are you doing!" |
05/15/25 |
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new disney movie main character has her doing "ahegao" face (link) |
05/15/25 |
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Prole tell: Road rage |
05/15/25 |
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who? oh yeah, her |
05/15/25 |
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Seinfeld reboot except all the main characters are Indian |
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What next a reality show where illegal immigrants fight for US citizenship? |
05/15/25 |
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AMC rebooting Mad Men to be set in 2000; main character named Juan Draper (LINK) |
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I imagine the main character is the bonfire of the vanities as matt bomer |
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Cops put paraplegic black kid on merry go round and spin it until he flies off |
05/15/25 |
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J.K. Rowling: "I apologize for making the main character a white male." |
05/15/25 |
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Boomers live in a fantasy world. Similar to the main character in a sitcom |
05/15/25 |
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Anyone resolving NEVER to use AI? |
05/15/25 |
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What is missing in most XO poasters' lives is COCK |
05/15/25 |
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"Or perhaps it's wondering why you would talk to a computer for advice" |
05/15/25 |
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*seig heil intensifies* |
05/15/25 |
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College admissions plummeting to death, astronomical swipe and match ratio |
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Hot chick in Dennis Rodman jersey. You realize she was BORN in 91 |
05/15/25 |
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Ricky stood me up at the Jewish deli yesterday :( |
05/15/25 |
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This is the hottest kind of nude photo imo - nsfw |
05/15/25 |
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*seig heil stiffens* |
05/15/25 |
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a kinder, gentler, and more diapered zozo |
05/15/25 |
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Turd who voted to Eliminate Honors class at Palo Alto schools is Epic SHITLOLYER |
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12 yrs is perfect age gap |
05/15/25 |
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WELCOME TO FLORIDA!!! Enjoy your 91k/yr property tax bill! teehee! |
05/15/25 |
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Trump greeted by 69 Virgin GIRLS in UAE (not flame) |
05/15/25 |
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charlie kirk is pretty retarded |
05/15/25 |
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Why are Koreans (JJC, nyuug, devry) so crazy? |
05/15/25 |
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Comedy movie where RSF and CSLG are rivals at an exclusive Jewish sleepaway camp |
05/15/25 |
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is Midnite the most underrated reggae group of all time? |
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chatgpt has been acting weird the past couple days |
05/15/25 |
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College majors and their correlation to IQ, gender (graph) |
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EMF tortured to death in freemason theresienstadt |
05/15/25 |
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Professor busted using ChatGPT, student demands tuition refund (NYT) |
05/15/25 |
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college enrollments are plummeting |
05/15/25 |
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Had an interesting conversation with a paleontologist friend |
05/15/25 |
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Lob friend struggles with pier pressure from manly attorneys on Autoadmit |
05/15/25 |
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God sent Pope Leo to warn us that AI will take our jobs (NYT) (not flame) |
05/15/25 |
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Tommy T has been secretly donating to "Birdshit Lives Matter" charities (link): |
05/15/25 |
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fluid do you want to co-author a paper with me on AI and intelligence |
05/15/25 |
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the chutzpah of goyims is truly something else |
05/15/25 |
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EarlyBirds, a roving dance party, caters to perimenopausal shitlib women |
05/15/25 |
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literally 100% of these stupid fucking bitches come back after i remove them |
05/15/25 |
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12 mm is the perfect thigh gap |
05/15/25 |
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Gf went to a book club |
05/15/25 |
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Kristi Noem stomps her hooves, “I wanna new plane too!” |
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I don't know what that guy did but it must've been important!!! |
05/15/25 |
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“Big Beautiful Bill” = billionaire tax breaks and $ for Israel |
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Deep wisdom in vidya |
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Fatal flaw: It's very hard to piss with a boner |
05/15/25 |
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This is amazing - video |
05/15/25 |
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What’s a cool hat for a 40 year old to wear? |
05/15/25 |
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if ur drinking piping hot coffee on an empty stomach each morning, ur insane |
05/15/25 |
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‘But that’s a separate arm of Hamas!’ |
05/15/25 |
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what is a cr electric fireplace? |
05/15/25 |
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Ricky, who you got Topuria v. Charles? |
05/15/25 |
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Solana price predictions for next 4 years? |
05/15/25 |
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this is something that requires coaching. Contact me at |
05/15/25 |
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This video is important. Thank you. |
05/15/25 |
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Justice Barrett seems skeptical - link |
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tbf, it’s probably dbg’s inlaws/nannies/etc. that are the problem |
05/15/25 |
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Enjoy it while it’s enjoyable until it is no longer enjoyable |
05/15/25 |
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Girl my buddy fucked back in the day had the tightest pussy. |
05/15/25 |
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"Hello, I'm Mr. Amalek. Fine Tikkun Olam weather we're having today." |
05/15/25 |
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Prole Wisdom |
05/15/25 |
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"Why don't they just rape him?" (Spaceporn watching Home Alone) |
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