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By unhinged pumos about you · Past 6 hrs / 24 hrs / week / month
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Joe Rogan often ruins serious conversations suggesting Jesus was a Mushroom |
05/15/25 |
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Why do people want floor-to-ceiling windows? |
05/15/25 |
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hate the tsin, love the tsinah |
05/15/25 |
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Met a guy literally named Al Paca today. |
05/15/25 |
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Losing blank bumps: the disappearance of a social dignity in XO discourses |
05/15/25 |
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what clique is a hellraiser cenobite? |
05/15/25 |
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Emilio at ‘97 Rock&Jock softball game in LF robbing Bill Bellamy of a HR |
05/15/25 |
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Losing hairlines: the disappearance of a social dignity in US offices |
05/15/25 |
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Fascinating article in WSJ about how Chinese chinks launder money for cartels |
05/15/25 |
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Are these two looksmatched? (Pic) |
05/15/25 |
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Aging board libs who still worship Obama-- how do you live with yourselves? |
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Losing lockers: the disappearance of a social space in US high schools |
05/15/25 |
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“Great head of hair!” he called out from the fire escape, last time I saw hi |
05/15/25 |
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Getting “invited” to apply for a job is like Lucy inviting you to kick a foo |
05/15/25 |
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Libs actually think that "climate change" policies will change the climate |
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Conclusive Proof Italians are Birdshit |
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Jesus fucking christ it costs about $400 to play American Truck Simulator |
05/15/25 |
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I have an inflamed hair follicle right behind the balls (pic) |
05/15/25 |
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I believe that God is talking to me thru the Ricky alt Moniker |
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Fat Mexicans shooting creamy ropes of wang on Whok's man tits |
05/15/25 |
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Chat is this real? |
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Saw 2 surfer guys w real men 💝 Jesus decal, thought of mousemo and BEAVER |
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My girl is so tight she needed an epesiotomy during childbirth |
05/15/25 |
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Girl my buddy fucked back in the day had the tightest pussy. |
05/15/25 |
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Jake Tapper: If I Did It |
05/15/25 |
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Plants are sentient, can feel pan, can’t choose to die |
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I'm so angry that the Biden team fooled Jake Tapper. |
05/15/25 |
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One year ago today: Biden challenged Trump to debates. lol. |
05/15/25 |
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UAE POTUS bestows highest UAE Honor upon Trump: The Golden Hole of Supreme Goat |
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*u slowly smiling on ur deathbed as u hear cued Cannibal Holocaust theme* |
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MPA whipping out his fat cock on first dates, cannibal holocaust theme playing |
05/15/25 |
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IRL esp. in the US literally feels like a torture labyrinth like Hellraiser now |
05/15/25 |
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its so idiotic how hair salons and restaurants will be closed on Sunday |
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Hellraiser Cenobite Luis has nails in his head forming a broccoli cut |
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Birdshits: create a Proper ITINERARY for this Birdshitistan Trip |
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Lefty politician kicked out of Bundestag for wearing funky cap - video |
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They’re always blind to how the roles will change. |
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equity partner showing you how to work the hellraiser "lament configuration" |
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'the box is a portal to sexual depravity' 'hellraiser?' 'autoadmit' |
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rach it's time to open the hellraiser box and chuck it into the server room |
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opening the hellraiser box just 2 ask the cenobites if theyre jewish |
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Tesla driver beats up 2 women --> gets shit kicked in in prison (link) |
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Manic Burst Autism tp |
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manic pixie dream girl but she's just manic |
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manic pixie autist |
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Local Seattle firm employs golden retriever as associate (vid) |
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People who make left turns after you let them in piss me off |
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secret Judaism is a condition, not a disease tp |
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Kai Trump watching compilation vid of Ivanka calling Trump “daddy” |
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a "software engineer" named "Shawn K" sending his resume to your inbox unsolicit |
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everyone is secretly Jewish now tp |
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holy fucking shit i enjoy being alone and reading more than anything on earth |
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Work is a humiliation ritual similar to open bull sacrifices in Mithraism |
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good source for hookers in portland, OR? |
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Guy returned with the stump grinder and wife and I just laughed at him |
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Can’t wait till POTUS AOC deports Rubio |
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Engineer loses job to AI. Now lives in trailer and delivers DoorDash |
05/15/25 |
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autists with burst eq |
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HLS copy of Magna Carta acquired in 1940s turns out to be an original |
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Manic pixie dream girl "Zooey Deschanel" is on her third marriage |
05/15/25 |
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Want to irrevocably cave my skull in using Computer |
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This the aux? Guy's name is joey niggles you'll probably really like his stuff I |
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Hello Amalek and Son? I need some packages moved |
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ok computer |
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rate this list of photography guidelines to hide Zelenskyyyy being 5'2" |
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Pakistan invests in Trump crypto - link |
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The Airport BUS in furking TTT Iceland cost $57.30 return |
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JD has gone back to wearing Usha's eyeliner |
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paying computer to do Computer for you |
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Woman of the hour |
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Jesus fucking christ it costs about $400 to play Alpaca Breeding Simulator |
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ZoZo: When You’re Here, You’re Queer™ |
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The David Spade of Alpaca Law |
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21 Republicans oppose House bill - link |
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computer-induced baldness |
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My husband was laid off by Microsoft after 25 years on his birthday by algorithm |
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computer eschaton |
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College majors and their correlation to IQ, gender (graph) |
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bash every prole goy mr accuse it into oblivion |
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Didn’t get any work done today except ZoZo’ing and watching alpaca breeding |
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Any restaurant recommendations for Cape May? |
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about to go roast some faggot and eat his femur in front of his partner |
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life is but a dream tp |
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Bruce Springsteen is secretly Jewish, right? |
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secret Judaism NPC software upgrade tp |
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Not going to post on xo anymore |
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You’re once ideal girl is now on her 3rd marriage (also on the verge of divorc |
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**P Diddy Trial Update: Cassie's Text Messages show HER ASKING for Freakoffs** |
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we need all resources going towards Indian women having abortions |
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Cassie Ventura testifies about DRINKING PISS at Diddy's parties |
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link to johnsmeyer calling into the mike francesa show |
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vaginal software |
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anyone got the valeria marquez shooting video? |
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The new AI powered Abortionizer 3000 can perform 10 abortions an hour |
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abortion kicks ass |
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AI Abortions |
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Anyone resolving NEVER to use AI? |
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abortion is a beautiful thing |
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abortion rules. abortion kicks ass. abortion is an unmitigated good. the right t |
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Abortion is good, eugenics is good, weeding out weak genes is good |
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with abortion ban, FL is gonna be 90%+ minority in 20 years isn't it |
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reminder: Abortion Saves Lives |
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abortion is 1800000, kill every fucking kid coming to this (((planet))) asap |
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12 hrs is perfect amount of Autoadmit poasting per day |
05/15/25 |
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“Whoa-whoa, wait — hold on, you mean *The* Poaster?” |
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AI knows what chaebong hyung means |
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How does Rutgers have the #2 & #3 NBA lotto picks but had a losing record? |
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Birdshit Hells Angel becomes Hindu Holy Man in India |
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*cue Zhamfir - The Lonely Shepherd as you fire off a crisp and perfect seig heil |
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Wtf. Zoey Deschenel is fucking one of the Property Brothers twins? |
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We were pioneers in 90s/00s, journeying across the Internet & discovering places |
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zooey deschanel walking in on 2 property bros 69ing while watching hg tv |
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Qatar POTUS is like 6'5 and has THREE Wives, You? praying for 5'1 chubby AZNgirl |
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Do grade school kids read the Funny Pages in paper anymore? |
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secret Judaism tp |
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born into the deepest pits of jewish lies and still maed it out |
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The MSM is completely worthless |
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stephan molyneaux could have stopped this |
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You know the Bridge to Nowhere actually made a lot of sense |
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Jokic locks self in room n binged 47 eps of Hajime no Ippo before Game 6 |
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What’s a cool thread for a 40 year old to poast? |
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Trailer Park Sabbath (cowgod) |
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God sent Pope Leo to warn us that AI will take our jobs (NYT) (not flame) |
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If you aren’t using NotebookLM Plus you’re insane |
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BBB in trouble - link |
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Being Cassie's kids just got a lot more difficult |
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Who would be on Uncle Ted’s hit list if he were alive today? |
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be a 👻 |
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Live audio of SCOTUS Birthright case oral argument |
05/15/25 |
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He gave her his nougat |
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"Internet g0y" more like "jewish internet demon with a very low iq" |
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TDNW why doesn't Ukraine dig trenches and defend their territory? |
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WELCOME TO FLORIDA!!! Enjoy your 91k/yr property tax bill! teehee! |
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Flying back in luxury from the Persian Gulf |
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Defense Department admits they created poasters who can stare at screens longer |
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Republican Senators want to make porn illegal - link |
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women have a deep relationship with the serpent from Eden |
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We have the weapons. We have the training. We need Poasters™. |
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Still am amazed libs went all in with the whole "trust the experts" line |
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Ovechkin 5 goals 1 assist team getting bounced in the second round |
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Fun Legal Hypo: Workman Lied About Having Tools To Do Part Of The Job |
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Thank you Satanic Serpent for beguiling these witches |
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Rate this greeting Trump received in UAE |
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What’s a cool hat for a 40 year old to wear? |
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Trumperinas, what happened with Don & Elon’s whole Fort Knox caper? |
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My 86 year old dad is in the middle of open heart surgery right now |
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DBG rate this NOWAG playing a cute D1 female #tennis player |
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i know of him |
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Good Goy Amb Huckabee Ranting At Iran From A Bomb Shelter In Jerusalem |
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Cons are those deportation numbers ever going to even approach Biden’s? |
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