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By unhinged pumos about you · Past 6 hrs / 24 hrs / week / month
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Help, prude aging wife won’t do my weird sex fetishes |
05/13/26 |
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welcome to my cyber monastery, my friend |
05/13/26 |
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sandy hook was obviously a fake incident |
05/13/26 |
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The dreams in which I'm poasting are the best I've ever had |
05/13/26 |
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homosexual kidnappers |
05/13/26 |
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Wtf is a "Cybermonastery" anyway (Investors skeptical of Rachmiel's biz plan) |
05/13/26 |
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will epigenetic science prove that ancestor memories are real? |
05/13/26 |
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Epigenetics is a really difficult concept for me |
05/13/26 |
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Dude murders hot wife, purees body with a blender. |
05/13/26 |
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What is Zurich’s current cycle for posting child molestatjon stories. |
05/13/26 |
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Why are women starting menopause at like 36 years old now |
05/13/26 |
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4 Shocking Facts About Gen X’s Finances |
05/13/26 |
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Gen X still hasn't recovered from the great recession |
05/13/26 |
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What’s the best way to burn tokens to prove my enthusiastic AI adoption at wor |
05/13/26 |
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I look down on anyone who says they loved "Breaking Bad" |
05/13/26 |
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cut the hiv status stigma, folx. we can do better |
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Women in my family who have never seriously dated watch 100s of hrs of dating TV |
05/13/26 |
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How will Louis Cannon explain to his kids that he has aids? |
05/13/26 |
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Why does Iran continue to make these grandiose statements that deny reality |
05/13/26 |
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found exclusive footage of TT and his chill drinking brehs on a sesh |
05/13/26 |
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Why do people get so IR8 re: gas prices? |
05/13/26 |
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Sp here. It was 180 taking a chick into barked and noble in Seattle, finding |
05/13/26 |
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Homos: WHY IS EVERYTHING SO EXPENSIVE |
05/13/26 |
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Fun fact: Ancient comedy appears to have been surprisingly 180 |
05/13/26 |
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Do most people with COVID die of suffocation? |
05/13/26 |
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"im korean now" (transracial millennial) |
05/13/26 |
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The idea that the U.S. is "overextended" is dangerous |
05/13/26 |
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So let me get this straight. Trump is going into second term with Nobel Prize |
05/13/26 |
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Why does spaceporn even come back here? He just attacks everyone and disappears |
05/13/26 |
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Nasty Zionist Blake Neff MOCKS the death of American hero Aaron Bushnell |
05/13/26 |
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Lost footage of xo poaster explaining why racism is OK (link) |
05/13/26 |
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Even 56k wasn't this slow. |
05/13/26 |
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So Zurich is posting about "soft balls" but is not a child molester? |
05/13/26 |
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XBox CEO asking the important questions (link) |
05/13/26 |
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"Breaking Good" remake starring Benzo & EPAH |
05/13/26 |
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How could rach abandon us like this? |
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Blur - Goylife.mp3 |
05/13/26 |
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You guys are bogging it down by double-clicking. Just click once. |
05/13/26 |
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Shitlib Bill Maher trolling conservahero Tim Allen for believing climate change |
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10 years after buying your house, you find $500K in a wall |
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Scamcumbers smelled money |
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Candace has been fucking with C12 all day |
05/13/26 |
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"I'm just not a sexual person," AutoAdmit lied with 14 Tori Black poasts on p1 |
05/13/26 |
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Just came back from a year living off grid does Switch 2 have games yet? |
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Has ChatGPT gotten worse?? |
05/13/26 |
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Still can’t believe you guys fell for this holy shit |
05/13/26 |
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Let's discuss Losers |
05/13/26 |
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In March 2025 Ralph Nader estimated that the Gaza death toll was already over |
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2016 Trumptards: define a “woman” - 2024 Trumptards: define “pedo” |
05/13/26 |
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π¨π¨ ALERT: HEAVY TRAFFIC ON XO. THREE ACTIVE POASTERS. π¨π¨ |
05/13/26 |
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Might mock adoptive dads tonight |
05/13/26 |
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"why don't I just fire one of the machine guns?" colt: "no, I'll do both. but yo |
05/13/26 |
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On a flight, chill bro just devastated his whore gf (180 crazy not flame) |
05/13/26 |
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Autoadmit outlived Spirit Airlines |
05/13/26 |
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If a poster is causing board slowdown they should be outed, doxxed, and killed |
05/13/26 |
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Remember when Louis Cannon posted about his HIV status |
05/13/26 |
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"mehdi hassan" needs to be fed into the large hadron collider |
05/13/26 |
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The LA mayoral sitation demonstrates the extreme political laziness of Mexicans |
05/13/26 |
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Butt cheeks tp steps to Tommy. Gets BTFO in one tweet |
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LOL @ this picture of Milana Vayntrub's tits from a private party |
05/13/26 |
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Conspiracy theorists are good at poking holes in narratives but too confident in |
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Your disappointed father mastering chopsticks in time it takes thread to load |
05/13/26 |
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Unghh I want Sara Eisen to sit her redhead Jew milf muff on my face |
05/13/26 |
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Karen Bass "I was on a well-earned break" *sucks air through teeth* |
05/13/26 |
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Distributed Denial of SQUANCH |
05/13/26 |
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I would LOVE to eat Sarah Isgur’s taut, slightly salmon-smelling twat |
05/13/26 |
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Emaciated brunette teens with thousand-mile stares, hollow cheeks, & parted lips |
05/13/26 |
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Waifish Italian brunette teens in mantillas smoking outside of Mass: |
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Pulp Fiction OD scene but it’s Rach giving hamster adrenaline |
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“But this is the sink! There’s no dishes here!” “Then why are you |
05/13/26 |
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The results are in! The most hated country in the world is NORTH KOREA |
05/13/26 |
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I *didn't* discover autoadmit (circa 2012) until an embarassingly late age...? |
05/13/26 |
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Wife taking forever to get dressed: “Are you xo because your threads are takin |
05/13/26 |
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Oh, I'm afraid the bort will be quite operational when the night crew arrives |
05/13/26 |
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Scamilio sends in a vial of poisonous leashed poo-water to foul the lake |
05/13/26 |
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"Open thread on autoadmit.com (.1)" |
05/13/26 |
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jfc emilio "they" are even perverting Stardew Valley's wholesomeness now (link) |
05/13/26 |
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doodikoff beating Margit while your thread loads |
05/13/26 |
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they handed off the future of the right to a "don" they knew would destroy it |
05/13/26 |
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autoadmit is a wonderful dance club with mental defectives who all hate you |
05/13/26 |
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bought back into equities after the Great Tommy Panic |
05/13/26 |
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miami-dade criminals and the cokehead goyim they empower |
05/13/26 |
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Trump in China: "We stopped Shaq from joining a middle school girls bball team" |
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I Fucking Hate Science! |
05/13/26 |
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EXCUSE ME JAFAR WE NEED YOU TO "LOG OFF" SO THIS SCAMMY CROOK |
05/13/26 |
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jafar, how do you have wifi living in a sewer? |
05/13/26 |
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Inflation in TTTurkey is 32.37% |
05/13/26 |
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Millenials: "Stock market went down. Welp, time to sell I guess" |
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Tommy T buying a new boat & learning to sail while waiting for thread to load |
05/13/26 |
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Should I buy this AI-powered refrigerator? |
05/13/26 |
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Lamine Yamal |
05/13/26 |
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I discover autoadmit (circa 2012) until an embarassingly late age |
05/13/26 |
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Quickly listening to entire Ring Cycle while waiting for xo thread to load |
05/13/26 |
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all midwits assume any quality writing these days is AI |
05/13/26 |
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Squeezing in a quick rewatch of the Colors Trilogy while waiting for thread to |
05/13/26 |
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*clicks on 4 threads and heads to YT to watch shorts until the threads appear* |
05/13/26 |
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It's may and your hot daughter is back from college and now 40 lbs heavier |
05/13/26 |
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Lob friend worried ocean temps will rise another degree by the time thread loads |
05/13/26 |
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You are out of free AutoAdmit messages until 5:50 PM |
05/13/26 |
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a good reason to open up registration |
05/13/26 |
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You're right, that's not autism-- it's just high resolution asocial thinking |
05/13/26 |
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so NSAM is ddosing autoadmit? |
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How's ur high school cohort doing |
05/13/26 |
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Fellow cons how do we help Trump stop Massie from outting pedophiles? |
05/13/26 |
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I like how Tsinah says don’t talk about my family like his dad didn’t facili |
05/13/26 |
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Since rach announced he's closing xo at the end of 2026, let's poast memories |
05/13/26 |
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“Longer than you think!” (Crazed xo server hamster describing thread load ti |
05/13/26 |
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XO sucks now, here's a compilation of great past threads instead |
05/13/26 |
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xo app lets you load up to 5 threads remotely, so when you get home, they're up |
05/13/26 |
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Libs are still sputtering mad we caught Haitians eating cats in Ohio |
05/13/26 |
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The Metered Poasting Access of late stage Autoadmit |
05/13/26 |
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"So w/o you Web 1.0 performance art wouldn't get made?" yr gf Anna Cramling asks |
05/13/26 |
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TT, who lives off the stock market, hates the stock market & wants it to crash |
05/13/26 |
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Rachmiel planning surprise upgrade to Web 2.0 ZoZo: Frutiger Aero Edition |
05/13/26 |
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declared war on my postal carrier (TSINAH) |
05/13/26 |
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Should be in Ohio right now married to some 100 IQ 6, listening to Jack Johnson |
05/13/26 |
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picked up some Jack Johnson in $2 rack at the used CD store |
05/13/26 |
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Zurich raping his kids wearing his “Massie’s Nasties” t shirt |
05/13/26 |
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*waits 60 seconds for thread to open* "This had better be worth it" |
05/13/26 |
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im irl worried about Bboooooom now |
05/13/26 |
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mini Isreals on the merits |
05/13/26 |
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Jews conspire greedily: "Massie had a girlfriend, after his wife died!" |
05/13/26 |
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Argentina accepting 300,000 Israelis and giving them their own area in Patagonia |
05/13/26 |
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Consuela! Young healthy guy dies of heart problems! This is your time to shine |
05/13/26 |
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The Heavenly music playing inside churches in Dragon Quest XI, tp π |
05/13/26 |
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emilio rate this troubling google maps photobombing |
05/13/26 |
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Rumble Pak Nationalism |
05/13/26 |
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PSA, login “glitch” is related to SP’s lawsuit |
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That’s right, Senator, although I had NOT retired I was unable to keep poastin |
05/13/26 |
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Wow I poasted a lot of Olivia Rodrigo threads over the years |
05/13/26 |
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me& gibberish hold hands atop Grand Coulee Dam as our wives take some faggy tour |
05/13/26 |
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Just went to my fiancee's pharmacy school graduation dinner. Habibi music = 180 |
05/13/26 |
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Hey Louis if you killed self I would set up little scholarship for your sons hth |
05/13/26 |
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π¨π¨π¨This is not a drill. HILLARY DUFF is in the new SI Swimsuit edition |
05/13/26 |
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Remember when Louis Cannon posted about getting lubed w shampoo? |
05/13/26 |
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France and Spain have assembled the greatest African footballers in history |
05/13/26 |
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Nolan is going woke for the Odyssey because he wants to win Oscars (link) |
05/13/26 |
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Can one of you please go fuck the Box so arkan will post again |
05/13/26 |
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You see a Golden Retriever. I see a succulent Chinese meal. |
05/13/26 |
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"What is the CHARGE? Eating a PUSSY? A succulent Chinese PUSSY?!" |
05/13/26 |
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Alex Murdaugh murder conviction overturned by South Carolina Supreme Court |
05/13/26 |
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Keir Starmer here. I will never accept any such "elections." I will never "step |
05/13/26 |
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autoadmit is a way to get unfettered access to business and cultural leaders |
05/13/26 |
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RATE my dogs (TSINAH) |
05/13/26 |
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Asking Again: Drinks Tonight? Maybe U Cant Charge Phone bc Of Data Centers Haha |
05/13/26 |
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final interview w Jack Karlson, the "succulent Chinese meal" guy |
05/13/26 |
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Muslims are subhuman and need to be eradicated permanently |
05/13/26 |
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"Not here! Not like this!" U cry as a Data Center rips off ur municipal pantie |
05/13/26 |
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50k Lake Tahoe residents told no more electricity, will be for data centers |
05/13/26 |
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What is the charge? Squanching a hoal? A succulent Korean hoal? |
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