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By unhinged pumos about you · Past 6 hrs / 24 hrs / week / month
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I feel urge to parody Jafar, but I can not. There is real pain there. |
05/09/26 |
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Dems are taking this VA news very hard |
05/09/26 |
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have to attend a 3-day, 8am-5pm "training" next week. how to survive? |
05/09/26 |
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Bryon Noem showing up to confirmation hearing as Aileen Cannons |
05/09/26 |
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Can color blind people tell Irish from Blacks? |
05/09/26 |
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Whok's nipples look like circus peanuts |
05/09/26 |
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Before Jafar was, I am. |
05/09/26 |
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cowshit did anyone even play Metroid Prime 4 |
05/09/26 |
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Becky his interests include pro bono performance art, cyberperformance mostly |
05/09/26 |
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Before Jafar, everything on xoxo was clear to me. |
05/09/26 |
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you have no relationship to your ancestors |
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How can any “man” look at self in mirror and then go out and vote Democrat? |
05/09/26 |
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the name of my psych rock band is rawlsian wail |
05/09/26 |
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If jafar could learn about plot and charactes he could write a sick book |
05/09/26 |
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NBC News: Rittenhouse, who gained fame for opening fire at a 2020 civil rights r |
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Finding insightful men (also a few women, crazy but true) in unlikely places |
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(tracy chapman voice) you got a pisssworm |
05/09/26 |
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chungus con (mongolian reddit meetup) |
05/09/26 |
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Jafar, what is your take on login troubles? |
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Bruce "cuttingtable" Wayne, Anne Hathaway in permanent catwoman attire, golden r |
05/09/26 |
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Genghis Khan's descendants apologize for legacy of Mongolian Supremacy (link) |
05/09/26 |
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Where’s MPA’s first thread in the divorce saga? |
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Brian Jacques circa 1986 tp #RedwallMouseLivesMatter |
05/09/26 |
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*Harvest Moon: Back to Nature soundtrack slowly gets louder as you browse XO* |
05/09/26 |
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The Art of Racing in the Rain (vs. the XO server’s Majora’s Mask Countdown) |
05/09/26 |
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Which is better: KLM or AA business class? |
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Organic wife: “She’s all that” Dating app wife: “Yr 2nd cousin wore THAT |
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bird in extraordinary distress beginning to slowly but persistently defecate |
05/09/26 |
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“Are poasters even a thing anymore?” - Rachmiel relaxing at Club Med 🍹 |
05/09/26 |
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Trad wives streaming Autoadmit/XOXOhth/ZoZo on Twitch (link) |
05/09/26 |
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Art Bell gf: <3 yr ethereal 2nd cousin! Careerist gf: ur so unproductive |
05/09/26 |
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autoadmit.com Ruined Online for me imho (too perfect & refined, like cyberhaiku) |
05/09/26 |
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Half-hour monologue? No time. Gotta post diaper memes for next 12 hours. |
05/09/26 |
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Reminder: XO Java (platinum+ packages and above) enjoy fast page load times |
05/09/26 |
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wait, so people blind from birth do not develop schizophrenia? |
05/09/26 |
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Just called Cravath & asked if they're hiring partners. Have an interview Tuesda |
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Psa, Spinelli is back and posting as ...,.,...,..,.,.., |
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INDIAN on student visa elected to Scottish Parliament, not flame |
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*waits for autoadmit.com to load on laptop* *pulls up autoadmit.com on iphone* |
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woman is a diaper |
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how come they never made more kingdom hearts games? |
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When do you think the next ZELDA game will come out? |
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sun-dried tomatoes in rice pilaf = 180 |
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would u date an obj 7 girl who turned into a corgi between 1-5am |
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Project 2029 > Project 2025 |
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would u date an obj 7 girl who megapoasts on Autoadmit between 1-5am |
05/09/26 |
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CS Lewis’s Abolition of Man ASMR is Japan’s most watched 2025 video (link) |
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Japanese anime based on Camp of the Saints: “Camp of the Sheepdogs” (link): |
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80+ insane threads and he's keeping his current moniker |
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Camp of the Sheepdogs circa AD 2021 |
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Emilio tp here. Have a shocking confession to make about my IRL identity... |
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salmon and rice pilaf |
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marriage is a joke and not real |
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xo suicide poster walks into jet engine |
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CSLewis: “descent, Resurrection are written on every page in story of Life” |
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Rawdogged some slut last night and then got Singaporean street food |
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“We are the Easter Children, and hallelujah is our song” 🍃🌷🌅🦋 |
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My pajamas? matching. My apples? picked. My women? respected. |
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Zoomers at the dog park are so awkward about not "gendering" your dog |
05/09/26 |
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anyone like those twinks who were born without dicks? what are they called |
05/09/26 |
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Polymarket has Dems taking the house at 78%, that's why cons went pumo |
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wow, Brandy Melville is using pics with their model's faces in them again |
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There is a product that turns ANY watch into a smart watch. Brilliant |
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We’ve lost 31 aircraft in Iran so far |
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"exeunt" is literally a pied piper of retards |
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Since Nintendo can’t be bothered… |
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niggers aren't even people |
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Can Someone Do a Wellness Check on EPAH? |
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Admit it: life is better under Trump than it was under Biden |
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Emilio rate this guy who loves men |
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Disco Fries hit by car while driving motorized shopping cart for fats |
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Why are there no videos of UFOs as clear as this? |
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Wow RAM prices really are out of control. 42k for a base model with 2WD |
05/09/26 |
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Avril Lavigne is a nasty old gray haired lady now |
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I will not consume a single calorie until I walk from Tierra del Fuego to Barrow |
05/09/26 |
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I want my life set to the Zelda Wind Waker Outset Island music on repeat |
05/09/26 |
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Good MMOs In 2026? Don't Count On It (New Yorker) |
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Karen, I want to slide my meat snek into your fur cave |
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"First one to love men gets to stay on my aircraft" |
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Th
e_Rolling_English_Road |
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(In Scott Stapp voice) Son's hole wide open |
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Futura Free |
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Do Harrison Ford’s good friends call him Harrison or Harry? |
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woman is a flower |
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How many times has Blake Neff said he's certain Tyler did it? What does he know? |
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im spiritually jewish as well as genetically jewish |
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ska-milio is the name of my ska band |
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"Oh and Becky, get this: the best part is he's a completely deranged lunatic" |
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‘yeah, it’s JAFAR that’s crazy,’ an entire bort of cooked retards tells |
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Guy divides each day into two days, lives twice as long, gets twice as much done |
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gave up bottle blondes in Lexus SUVs for Lent. Worst 40 days of my life |
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paperclip maximizer but for blonde ponytail moms driving Lexus GX SUVs |
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This place seems pretty mentally ill. |
05/09/26 |
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k, time to finally go Outside tp |
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Burt Reynolds would hate all of the fat bald fags here |
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shrew gf: Radiohead - Creep, 2nd cousin: TLC - Creep |
05/09/26 |
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Lisa 'Lefteye' Lopes is still alive & topping charts in all the other universes |
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The real scamdadis were the friends we made in the mental institution |
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When Bobby Cox retired from the Braves, he was only 69. He seemed older. |
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insane poaster here. i will never "moderate" my insanity. i will never "be tamed |
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Jesus! Dominique Moceanu is looking RUFF at 44 years old |
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"You can just stop poasting." (Rachmiel during the login glitch, probably) |
05/09/26 |
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Cons why are you afraid to bet on the GOP winning the House on Polymarket? |
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Wife and I have a play date with Bam Margera this weekend (CSLG) |
05/09/26 |
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And I think to myself, what a rich inner world |
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Explain the gap in my resume? I was on the Hero’s Journey |
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GOP is going to pick up 20 seats in the midterms now (link) |
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Virgnia [sic] Dems appeal to US SCOTUS. sanctions? |
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New attorney asks if he should report firm to bar for using GPT |
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Virginia Supreme Court sets aside redistricting election results - link |
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Goy Retardstar got 12 COVID booster shots today due to Hantavirus |
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"Sir, reports are coming in of an xo Renaissance." "Shut it down" |
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Spaceporn has a digital billboard on his forehead scrolling "SQUANCH" over&over |
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just spent 30 mins writing out a review of Unabomber Manifesto, got login glitch |
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Scammommas scamdadis and AIDS patients, young poas off meds but they can whoop |
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Created and interacted with content on law school message board (2014 - present) |
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Sophie Cunningham posts video getting her pubes waxed (link) |
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Landfill bird watching as your cruise excursion is the height of decadence |
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cameron's Terminator 2 on showtime |
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Waiter, I'll have the shrimp scamdadi. |
05/09/26 |
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Prole Tell: Saying "expresso" |
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Is Elton John's "I Want Love" about being a powerbottom |
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mommy gf feeding you orange slices after you "blow her back out" |
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At brunch a huge group came in shouting "We the, we the Scam Daddies!" |
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Just made an expresso |
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is rennala from elden ring a mommy gf |
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TFW no Amy Coney Barrett mommy gf gently encouraging poast quality over quantity |
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Countdown to Mommy Gf’s Day ‘26 🌅 |
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Elton John's I Want Love music video, but it's Robert Downey Jr, Mousemo, and me |
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Got a date with a chick and I completely fucked it up need help |
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Imagine if Superman was black. He'd be literally raping and killing everything |
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Last McDonalds in the US with a ball pit has 13 week waiting list to get in (lin |
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I'm up 100% on NBIS (Nebius). I'm hoping it'll 10x |
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A video of that one time I called my shot and then went yard |
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Has anyone ever clicked on the foreverspin.com ad? lol holy shit |
05/09/26 |
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Listening to 1990s Elton John on Saturday morning tp (I love men to be clear) |
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Rate 36 year old Emma Watson’s butt in a sporty bikini |
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Every xo lib is at or below sealclubber’s intellect level |
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mousy v10 cap mkts associate runs "@ATMofferings" onlyfans account |
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Cannot BELIEVE this moniker was available |
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Where did all the tough guy lib pumos go? Is “Gavin” still going to save the |
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tyler oliveira and tucker venting on joos |
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did bitches in the donner party eat each other for the protein |
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The scamdadis literally chained me to a radiator and are raping me |
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Autoadmit one of ONLY sites working in TURKMENISTAN |
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Man that threw a rock at that dumbass seal is a hero |
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fuck man xo is back |
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The frustration & self loathing after u use one of ur XO Tokens to load bad thre |
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flirting with the barkeep's dotter in a quiet medieval village |
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hey, don't write yourself off yet, it's only in your head you feel left out or |
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