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		the massie thing is pretty wild tbh	05/20/26	(71)
		My hottest Star Trek take: Miles O'Brien fucking sucks	05/20/26	(59)
		AI that you can treat the same way you treat the file cabinet in your office	05/20/26	(1)
		fyi white people aren't racist	05/20/26	(27)
		AI that's read the AK47 letter and understands that it's your gold standard	05/20/26	(2)
		My CrossFit team is headed to The Games in July	05/20/26	(1)
		Never never ever fill out a donor card	05/20/26	(6)
		AI that understands that bitch is judgment proof and you need a new plan	05/20/26	(2)
		why are racist cumskin trumptards so tribalistic	05/20/26	(79)
		AI that knows which threads you need to go back and edit six years later	05/20/26	(1)
		Is Elon Musk a meth addict?	05/20/26	(6)
		"Doctors" made up the concept of "brain-dead" so they can get living organs	05/20/26	(6)
		AI that knows you poasted about your wealth on xo before you got divorced	05/20/26	(1)
		JPMorgan exec Lorna Hajdini sues ex-banker Chirayu Rana for defamation (link)	05/20/26	(2)
		AI that knows you've already had one law firm challenge your fees and lose	05/20/26	(1)
		The Substance but its Elmo on stage bombing at SpaceX IPO	05/20/26	(1)
		Latest Trend: HS girls asking each other's fathers to prom (nyt)	05/20/26	(85)
		Leaving your XO login to your kids in your will tp	05/20/26	(4)
		"He's shitting! He's shitting!" the people sang.	05/20/26	(1)
		watching star fox 64 speedruns on youtube while listening to ethereal chillwave	05/20/26	(10)
		So AshkeNAZI's are taking over this country and rooting out dissenters?	05/20/26	(1)
		Your sister taking hard cock doggie style	05/20/26	(7)
		Circle ofhell where your spirit remains logged into xo foreverafter bodily death	05/20/26	(1)
		XO 2026: Return to Godhead	05/20/26	(1)
		You can’t stop poasting if you’re logged in	05/20/26	(11)
		am i confused or is candace owens incredibly hot	05/20/26	(6)
		death penalty for cucumbers and "boner police"	05/20/26	(1)
		You just don't like Israel, admit it!	05/20/26	(26)
		Is there a nice gift we could buy for rach to bribe him to fix the board	05/20/26	(1)
		Emilio Estevez: A Frutiger Life	05/20/26	(29)
		People keep making grad speeches about AI and getting booed by all the students	05/20/26	(1)
		The God-image as highest order cybernetic regulatory architecture (visual)	05/20/26	(7)
		legally binding 24/7 consent optional access to holds tp	05/20/26	(3)
		Is OldHLSdude det?	05/20/26	(24)
		original 1965 Star Trek pilot was too Aryan and 'cerebral' for NBC execs	05/20/26	(3)
		Massie primary was 100% fraud	05/20/26	(4)
		An Abraxian perspective is both Christian & anti-Christian, gnostic & anti-gnost	05/20/26	(5)
		So, here's the thing about the ZoZo	05/20/26	(9)
		Because I'm Massie (Clap along if you feel that America's owned by Jews)	05/20/26	(4)
		Man fined $835,000 for joking about St. Charlie's neck on FB (link)	05/20/26	(2)
		Trump is Israel's puppet, serves at the pleasure of the Jews	05/20/26	(1)
		When the Jew Began to Grate	05/20/26	(1)
		AI that knows why the fuck you always add that clause and where to bury it	05/20/26	(2)
		Spanberger knows there isn’t going to be any “blue wave” this year	05/20/26	(3)
		Found Cowgod’s 1991 demo of “Kraid” (parody of James “Laid”)	05/20/26	(2)
		Mosque shooters thought they were shooting up a synagogue	05/20/26	(12)
		corn feces	05/20/26	(1)
		Let three partners who can tie their own shoes use NSAM's AI for one month	05/20/26	(1)
		Doodikoff can we get a backlog update for May 2026	05/20/26	(1)
		Ds9 is better than TNG	05/20/26	(13)
		Redneck Souljers were criminally underrated as rappers	05/20/26	(2)
		I'm like a turd I won't fly away I won't go where my home is	05/20/26	(1)
		Leading academic mathematicians now worried about AI putting them out of work	05/20/26	(39)
		I don't give a shit about "Massie" and never did	05/20/26	(2)
		Not enough people are talking about the quiet removal of fast food app deals/poi	05/20/26	(17)
		Was waiting for coffee & guy in McDonald’s parking lot recognized me from cour	05/20/26	(17)
		Nothing better on earth than licking female nipples	05/20/26	(1)
		Representative Massie Introduces Bill to Allow Doctors to Advertise Prices	05/20/26	(1)
		I Really Like it Here by The Smiths	05/20/26	(5)
		JCM blowing my weiner while her husband blows his musical horn	05/20/26	(13)
		I've cutting spending by bringing no federal tax dollars to my district at least	05/20/26	(1)
		Thomas Massie letting the battery die on his debt clock lapel pin	05/20/26	(1)
		Whok's first name is Dwayne	05/20/26	(3)
		Roberts.ai support package includes monthly updates. Stay ahead of the curve	05/20/26	(1)
		Just sucked an NYU freshman's cock in his dorm room. Taking Qs.	05/20/26	(13)
		Shit in the toilet. It stank.	05/20/26	(12)
		I want to shove my weiner into a hot, wet cooter	05/20/26	(11)
		*Daft Punk guitar riff* COCK. ROBOT COCK.	05/20/26	(1)
		Oasis “Whatever” plays as the vaudeville-style curtain comes down on xo	05/20/26	(11)
		Judges are using AI to read pleadings and pick winners. What's your strategy?	05/20/26	(1)
		Thomas Massie tweeting pics of his cattle ranch while you pay $29 for The Burger	05/20/26	(1)
		The whole 'tee-hee; I'm a principled libertarian!' thing is dead in US politics	05/20/26	(18)
		Keep using Westlaw for research. Use NSAM for everything else	05/20/26	(1)
		Kosmic achieves arbitrary code execution on Diebold voting machine (vid)	05/20/26	(1)
		20+ companies make electronic voting machines for one country why?	05/20/26	(1)
		Countries that use electronic voting machines include Ecuador, Venezuela, the US	05/20/26	(1)
		Just do bet the future of your firm on press releases from OpenAI	05/20/26	(1)
		i really dont think my car needs wifi	05/20/26	(3)
		Harvard researchers confirm CVS coupons have lost purchasing power under Trump	05/20/26	(1)
		dad bod + 15 lbs rookie card	05/20/26	(3)
		It's really kooky Blormf had a golden opportunity to restore America and blew it	05/20/26	(5)
		I'm so mad I didn't get my 1980s Trumpenreich I am singing The Internationale	05/20/26	(1)
		Six months from now you might not need a support contract. I sure don't	05/20/26	(1)
		Hello, cowgod in the sand. Is this place at your command?	05/20/26	(2)
		it's crazy how there's a 100% arbitrary cutoff between a woman being thicc/fat	05/20/26	(23)
		Even if you don't know what I'm saying, you look like you know lawyers who do	05/20/26	(1)
		'CAUSE YOU'RE EVERYWHERE TO ME	05/20/26	(7)
		Using your one login a day to bump a 2016 AssFaggot thread	05/20/26	(8)
		thought I was complimenting my friend's daughter and he got pissed off (story)	05/20/26	(10)
		So Trump is stealing $1.8 billion directly and no one cares?	05/20/26	(40)
		Finally broke down and bought the AutoAdmit Battle Pass so I can post threads	05/20/26	(11)
		Why isn't there a 20 part HBO series on Epstein soup to nuts no pun intended	05/20/26	(8)
		Today is Meta Layoffs Day	05/20/26	(11)
		why did Dre apologize for slapping around all those women	05/20/26	(1)
		Hey libs stop complaining the people of Kentucky chose their guy	05/20/26	(4)
		ChatGPT's privacy protections are contractual. Ours are architectural	05/20/26	(8)
		jewish mob cooking Massie alive in brazen bull	05/20/26	(2)
		sim glitch: Haylie Duff's jams low key slap	05/20/26	(1)
		Try convincing AI devs that training an LLM on "lingo" won't help lawyers	05/20/26	(2)
		One day soon the bort will go down and never come back up	05/20/26	(6)
		"Would law firms actually pay $5k for this?" asked the AI developer	05/20/26	(1)
		I want to shave my weiner into a hot, wet cooter	05/20/26	(4)
		Redirect all federal spending to planet sized MUERTE TANK runs on crushed skulls	05/20/26	(1)
		*opens xo* *sees 15 stupid “emilio” posts on front page* *closes xo*	05/20/26	(49)
		Ed Gallrein? Maître d' at Canal Bar?	05/20/26	(3)
		Jon Krakauer 1-hour DEFINITIVE interview re: 1996 Everest	05/20/26	(8)
		Try convincing AI devs that lawyers have to (and do) obey a code of ethics	05/20/26	(1)
		Try to explain "Chinese walls" to AI devs without calling them that	05/20/26	(1)
		NOBODY showed up to Ed Gallrein's victory party	05/20/26	(2)
		Board having all three issues makes me appreciate it	05/20/26	(20)
		Deshi basara playing as server hamster ascends back to the wheel	05/20/26	(4)
		Rachmiel Corleone: You're logged out, Tom.	05/20/26	(4)
		Sometimes I fear the McRib will never come back	05/20/26	(18)
		PSA: your wife isn’t lazy she’s bringing you luck	05/20/26	(19)
		Mr epstein, a bachelor who has sponsored the massage program at ballet florida	05/20/26	(9)
		Wtf is a "Cybermonastery" anyway (Investors skeptical of Rachmiel's biz plan)	05/20/26	(12)
		XO Paradox: Bort is DEAD unless it breaks in some way, then we whine about it	05/20/26	(10)
		ty for the laughs rach im going to miss ur world	05/20/26	(4)
		Fatal flaw in the song "Coward of the County" - link	05/20/26	(1)
		Epstein isn't a pedophile in all of Europe (except Türkiye)	05/20/26	(7)
		What AI developers don't know about law	05/20/26	(1)
		This IWC big pilot truly is the GOAT watch	05/20/26	(9)
		He looks white Becky but he's like Pelasgian or something.	05/20/26	(2)
		Mystery meat Nazis blasting each other all over the place - link	05/20/26	(1)
		The "Big Arch" is already gone from McDonalds. Completely memoryholed	05/20/26	(3)
		gf wears a lot of Brandy Melville, tried to explain I know the label thanks to	05/20/26	(3)
		do you think Amaryllis Fox Kennedy is good at her job	05/20/26	(3)
		Explain the gap in my resume? I was on the Hero’s Journey	05/20/26	(50)
		Explain the gap in my poasting? I was on the Server Hamster’s Journey	05/20/26	(3)
		MY TAX $ IS BEING USED TO SLAUGHTER INNOCENTS & ELITES ARE PEDO CANNIBAL S TRAFF	05/20/26	(15)
		rach pulling up ur log in attempt numbers during outages at performance review	05/20/26	(3)
		The dreams in which I'm poasting are the best I've ever had	05/20/26	(11)
		COPS ARE FUCKING STUPID COCKSUCKERS & OUR COUNTRY CANT PAY ITS DEBTS	05/20/26	(2)
		Kingdom Come Deliverance game devs making a Lord of the Rings style game	05/20/26	(3)
		Official 2026 XO Summer Meetup: June 12-14, 2026 in Palm Springs (details)	05/20/26	(35)
		That Time I Got Reincarnated As A Golden Retriever In A WASP Family circa 1993	05/20/26	(28)
		Been waiting to login to call out cowgod for his hypocrisy RE Switch 2	05/20/26	(5)
		got a 180 business plan I'm ironing out with some doods in my Whatsapp group	05/20/26	(9)
		Poasters keep saying this "hamster's different" while troubleshooting XO server:	05/20/26	(8)
		AIPAC demanding Massie be sacrificed to Hebrew Moloch- (((Trump))) agrees	05/20/26	(5)
		After all that, torah really does bring fulfillment huh	05/20/26	(2)
		Russell Crowe Praised For Stunning Portrayal Of Man Who Cannot Sing Or Act In 'L	05/20/26	(1)
		AIPAC celebrates taking Massie's scalp (link)	05/20/26	(1)
		This is what Jews say about the GOP	05/20/26	(3)
		The red dots were useful when the front page moved at threads per minute pace	05/20/26	(1)
		Trump issues EO to cancel inflation	05/20/26	(79)
		Waitress: “are u ready to order?” SP: “do u have a kids menu? Preferably A	05/20/26	(6)
		Farting so hard Alicia Keys rockets to top of a mid-rise building (link)	05/20/26	(4)
		Q: where did the pumos supporting the Trump-backed repubs suddenly come from?	05/20/26	(4)
		SP is like the IT clown but instead he rapes all the kids	05/20/26	(11)