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By unhinged pumos about you · Past 6 hrs / 24 hrs / week / month
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"Der Wienerschnitzel" really ruffles my feathers. |
05/11/26 |
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Naming my first born son Scamilio al-Scamdadi |
05/11/26 |
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Abu Ackbar al Scamdadi |
05/11/26 |
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Spaceporn > zurich. Full stop |
05/11/26 |
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Sarah Ferguson Cucked Andrew For P-Diddy (XO DM) |
05/11/26 |
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xo has the lowest percent AI slop I have seen on any bort |
05/11/26 |
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Libs the Roast of Kevin Hart wasn’t funny at all |
05/11/26 |
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Scamilio sends in a vial of poisonous leashed poo-water to foul the lake |
05/11/26 |
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every single high-ranking black army officer is a freemason |
05/11/26 |
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Reading MAF comments on tech stocks so funny right now. Tommy T energy. |
05/11/26 |
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xo app lets you load up to 5 threads remotely, so when you get home, they're up |
05/11/26 |
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My Year of Rest and Logging In |
05/11/26 |
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Just got offered a $50 hj in a drive through liquor store in Texas |
05/11/26 |
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If jafar could learn about plot and charactes he could write a sick book |
05/11/26 |
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What percent of poasters HAVE NOT been formally diagnosed with SCHIZOPHRENIA |
05/11/26 |
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Scamilio peeing on xo hamster trying to DDOS servers |
05/11/26 |
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are we 'logged in'? is it just me? |
05/11/26 |
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*clicks on 4 threads and heads to YT to watch shorts until the threads appear* |
05/11/26 |
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lifehack: bust out singing in thick delta blues voice around black people |
05/11/26 |
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Data center in GA stole millions of gallons of water with secret unmetered pipes |
05/11/26 |
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RATE The NYT Wedding Profile Of Jew Biglawyer Indicted In Insider Trading Case |
05/11/26 |
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*waits 60 seconds for thread to open* "This had better be worth it" |
05/11/26 |
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GTA VI features real-world authentic Allen Edmonds store with all styles, colors |
05/11/26 |
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♫♫ A little bit of Moshe in my life, a little bit of Hymie by my side ♫♫ |
05/11/26 |
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Congrats on the $2.3M verdict, spacey |
05/11/26 |
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Went to hot new bagel place. 20+ min wait for a bagel. It's all so out of contro |
05/11/26 |
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Sophie Cunningham slamming u against a wall, shoving her tongue down your throat |
05/11/26 |
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What is "Bone Press"ing in measurement? |
05/11/26 |
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Rick Steves is 180. |
05/11/26 |
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Garbage Pail Kid "Pushbutton Paulie" modeled after Spaceporn |
05/11/26 |
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bort is at least 50% Spaceporn alts now |
05/11/26 |
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GTA VI rumored to have monthly WIP / AR meeting where u must justify all outstan |
05/11/26 |
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GTA VI in-game phone lets u set 3 alarms at 5 min intervals to ensure you don’ |
05/11/26 |
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Dating tip: offer to buy chicks a gallon of gas instead of a drink |
05/11/26 |
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GTA VI minigame allows selection of S Corp vs C Corp vs LLC vs Sole Proprietorsh |
05/11/26 |
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GTA VI releasing special collectors “Skadden” edition with armored core liti |
05/11/26 |
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GTA VI devs working on Seamless bug permitting 12 free orders of Thai food |
05/11/26 |
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INSANE GTA VI leak suggests option to order black car from office after 10pm |
05/11/26 |
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GTA VI reportedly has option to join up to 18 different management committees wi |
05/11/26 |
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GTA VI skill tree reward for most efficient Outlook Rules implementation |
05/11/26 |
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Intriguing subplot in GTA VI involving procedural work for canon law modificatio |
05/11/26 |
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LEAK GTA VI allows you to simulate 1:1 tedious biglaw junior deal diligence expe |
05/11/26 |
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Craziest cringe display Ive ever seen at a wedding |
05/11/26 |
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The 4 best anal toys of 2026 according to autoadmit.com |
05/11/26 |
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Finally bought a dedicated pube trimmer, a $27 Norelco Phillips wireless razor |
05/11/26 |
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My bf can't do oral.... ? |
05/11/26 |
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Cruise ships are ideal labs for testing new viruses. |
05/11/26 |
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XO getting DDOS'ed by 12 posters & federal agents trying to post simultaneously |
05/11/26 |
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Hypo: Would you rather date former prom queen who is a 6, or outcast who is an 8 |
05/11/26 |
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Shaving my balls 48min before an interview. It's not even in person |
05/11/26 |
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know this dude who goes to a crazy ass wedding basically every weekend |
05/11/26 |
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Spencer Pratt is based as fuck |
05/11/26 |
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How do we get more men to join the anti-Trump resistance? (((Saul Austerlitz))) |
05/11/26 |
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What's Robby Mook (Hilldawg '16 campaign mgr) up to these days? |
05/11/26 |
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tall men with great hair |
05/11/26 |
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Kai grinding on ur cock: “U gonna die for Israel???” |
05/11/26 |
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Anyone here tried dig.ai yet...lol |
05/11/26 |
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Anyone still hold innate "Console Wars" biases from youth that you can't shake? |
05/11/26 |
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MOTHERLESS Has Been Shut Down By Dutch Authorities |
05/11/26 |
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this board is becoming a little too 'inside baseball' |
05/11/26 |
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Hypo: Over the next 100 days, eat under 90,000 calories or over 900,000 calories |
05/11/26 |
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King Charles is one of the most inbred monarchs in European history |
05/11/26 |
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NBA is so bad that turds like TT & Paralegal stopped posting about it |
05/11/26 |
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Peterman defending PhD thesis, Painal at the Pump: Inflation and Infection at |
05/11/26 |
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Exclusive: Chinese Professor Sues Southern Methodist University (Karlstack) |
05/11/26 |
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If Tucker runs in 2028, he wins. And I think he will run. |
05/11/26 |
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Spaceporn flipping thru milk cartons: “would, would, girl, girl, would ...” |
05/11/26 |
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should people email zurich and ask him wtf with the child rape posts? |
05/11/26 |
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The 4 best anal toys of 2026 according to the New York Times |
05/11/26 |
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Cannot BELIEVE this moniker was available |
05/11/26 |
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Is this video of "nigger stomper" for real? |
05/11/26 |
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hey spaceporn why do you have so many pumo alt accounts? |
05/11/26 |
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let's email each other's dads about the weird pedo shit people post on lawbort |
05/11/26 |
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Tommy T lost 10% of his entire portfolio when the market went up 20% |
05/11/26 |
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This is what AI believes (link) |
05/11/26 |
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Christopher Nolan to direct 3-hour epic about Eisenhower's Operation Wetback |
05/11/26 |
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wetback in Bulls t-shirt at TX border: 'I could be the next Steve Yobs, mang.' |
05/11/26 |
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"OMG Becky! Even his grievances have their own seething grievances!" |
05/11/26 |
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Who else had to eat out their fat wife today :( |
05/11/26 |
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Xo has a problem of reductionist discussions of gay men: what of wedgewoods? |
05/11/26 |
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Tommy T Investments announces purchase of EQUITIES again |
05/11/26 |
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your disappointed father struggling to use buttplug at the Pulitzer ceremony |
05/11/26 |
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Sony's original name for the Trinitron TV was 'The Trinity Electron Television' |
05/11/26 |
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GJR tied to the bedposts, bullet vibe on high stuffed in her bikini panties |
05/11/26 |
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A day in the life of Sophie Cunningham (link) |
05/11/26 |
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Trump calls NASA director a weird looking fucker on live TV |
05/11/26 |
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If a groyper is married they have to keep it a secret: code of silence |
05/11/26 |
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Sophie Cunningham is dating a 38yo 5'9" Ice Miller Of Counsel bro: |
05/11/26 |
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Random black congressman/senator making serious faces and taking AIPAC money (li |
05/11/26 |
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report: Dems might dissolve VA SCOTUS by lowering retirement age |
05/11/26 |
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LISTEN ALL Y'ALL IT'S 𝐍𝐈𝐆𝐆𝐄𝐑 𝐓𝐈𝐌𝐄 🦍🇮🇱🚨 |
05/11/26 |
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not now mom, I can feel niggerstomper59 cooking up another banger |
05/11/26 |
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Nintendo stock is down almost 50% in the last 6 months |
05/11/26 |
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are this girl's boobs too small for her frame? |
05/11/26 |
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Boomer and hot millennial wife killed in land dispute |
05/11/26 |
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Tommy Elected to MP in Scotland |
05/11/26 |
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VA Dems lowering mandatory retirement age for Supreme Ct judges from 72 to 54 |
05/11/26 |
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My brain crafted the worst joke I've ever heard in a dream last night. |
05/11/26 |
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Sophie Cunningham posts video getting her pubes waxed (link) |
05/11/26 |
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ITT: Guess median age of US in 1990 and 2020 |
05/11/26 |
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WAKE UP, GOYIM!!! THOSE EMAILS WON'T CHECK THEMSELVES!!! |
05/11/26 |
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GOOD NEWS, GOYIM!!! IT'S MONDAY AGAIN!!! TIME FOR YOUR 2 HOUR COMMUTE!! |
05/11/26 |
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🚨🚨🚨 GET TO WORK GOYIM 🚨🚨🚨 |
05/11/26 |
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<whips slave whip> GOYIM TO YOUR STATIONS! CIRCULATE THE JEWISH NUMBERS! |
05/11/26 |
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Normal to let new Gf “tie up loose ends” with other guys she was seeing? |
05/11/26 |
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Serious q: Is $10 million enough to retire? |
05/11/26 |
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Autoadmit darling Nikki Ciao hasn't posted on YT or IG since June 2024 |
05/11/26 |
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Holy Shit! The Mossad is letting me login for 15 minutes! |
05/11/26 |
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Goyim- buy your TrumpPhone Now! |
05/11/26 |
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Autists are drawn to other autists (link) |
05/11/26 |
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Everyone I meet irl is begging to vote for Marco Rubio in 2028 POTUS election |
05/11/26 |
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This is who Trump wants you DIE FOR! (pic of his hero he just pardoned) |
05/11/26 |
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"no Becky, he's not like the other uncs" |
05/11/26 |
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Why are libs going nuts lately? |
05/11/26 |
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Ganesha's Elephant Trunk Probing JD's Ass as he whispers apologies to Pope |
05/11/26 |
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the bort that you can log in to is not the true bort |
05/11/26 |
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"We'll see what unfolds" the doctor said, poking peterman's asshole with forceps |
05/11/26 |
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kenny logins |
05/11/26 |
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"Intermittent Fasting" explained Peterman, spitting the RigPig's jizz into a jar |
05/11/26 |
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quantum log-ins |
05/11/26 |
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I logged in a few times, and I was like, not even logged in |
05/11/26 |
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So I'm 'logged in' w/ my bros. I'm a fucking poaster, man. What's it to you huh? |
05/11/26 |
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Golf fight |
05/11/26 |
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on a scale of 1-10 how much of a bitch is gunner |
05/11/26 |
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Rate this vid of me and kenny tp in golf long drive contest |
05/11/26 |
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Autoadmit darling Lawyerbird hasn't posted on XO or ZOZO since June 2005 |
05/11/26 |
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'Mommy, are the men 'logging in' again?' 'Yes, baby. Don't look.' |
05/11/26 |
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i've fucked 10+ girls off YELP by searching for brazilian waxes |
05/11/26 |
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This board is really in its death throes |
05/11/26 |
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"are any doctors or podcast hosts on this flight?" (panicked stewardess) |
05/11/26 |
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Left XO Turkmenistan, immediately got NO METERED @ Istanbul Airport |
05/11/26 |
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If you’re down with Scamilio? Fuck you too! Scamdadi? Fuck you too! |
05/11/26 |
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The State of Gaming |
05/11/26 |
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boom's compute charges are up 500% in the past three years |
05/11/26 |
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'Meet the men who say they won't quit 'logging in' anytime soon, despite technic |
05/11/26 |
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crazy how Nintendo fucked over the Brits who made Star Fox |
05/11/26 |
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I'm gonna beat your stupid skull in with a baseball bat |
05/11/26 |
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"Oh the electoral college, oh the gifted leaders it births |
05/11/26 |
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Oomox when did you get into politics? U weren’t before iirc |
05/11/26 |
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Commerical pogo sticks are WAY underpowered relative to potential |
05/11/26 |
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Try not to suck any truckers on the way to the parking lot! Peterman's bf sobbed |
05/11/26 |
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Entire world is over btw |
05/11/26 |
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CMV: Although the State of AAA Gaming is grim, Indie Titles offer a Reprieve |
05/11/26 |
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p. mohamed & oomox, nyt say israel cheat eurovision. what justice will come |
05/11/26 |
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MAGA influence 'Craig Long' arrested for 'human trafficking' |
05/11/26 |
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*logs in* "Oi! Ten thousand years will give you such a crick in the neck!" |
05/11/26 |
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I can't believe I can just poast any time I feel like it, what a luxury |
05/11/26 |
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Do you guys want to poast on my Secret Subreddit |
05/11/26 |
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Cannons, if you will. |
05/11/26 |
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Typical Series S… |
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