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By unhinged pumos about you · Past 6 hrs / 24 hrs / week / month
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It's the implications of "Alive girl" in that the adjective could change |
11/15/25 |
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"Hidden corner of the internet where 39yo lawyers share Joanna Gaines fantasies |
11/15/25 |
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The most prestigious joanna gaines discussion board in the world. |
11/15/25 |
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Joanna Gaines in old cheerleader uniform for Halloween |
11/15/25 |
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Bill Ackman gives relationship advice to young people (link) |
11/15/25 |
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it's Thanksgiving Day, your wife Joanna Gaines in the kitchen checking turkey |
11/15/25 |
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Post ITT if you stand with xo Spaceporn |
11/15/25 |
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so, Epstein docs show his close ties to Dems and his hatred of Trump? |
11/15/25 |
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Skinny gay boyfriend. A haiku By h. ryder |
11/15/25 |
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Adam Schiff to be "indicted" w/in 10 days: Hunter Biden |
11/15/25 |
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Two old pervs speaking privately say Trump's a sexual demon but you're skeptical |
11/15/25 |
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happy thanksgiving from autoadmit and xo |
11/15/25 |
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pitt alma mater is deutschland uber alles |
11/15/25 |
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Trump is so fucking 180. By far the greatest POTUS ever at this point |
11/15/25 |
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I would commit genuine atrocities to get my ex gf back or equivalent |
11/15/25 |
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Emilio my golden just turned 6 and I cried knowing he will have cancer someday |
11/15/25 |
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Biden and Obama never had more than 1-2 homos in the Situation Room |
11/15/25 |
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Gen X Student loan balances are PROOF that they're Poor than millennials |
11/15/25 |
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Trump to Bessent, Lutnick, Graham, Rubio, Waltz and Hegseth: I'm straight af |
11/15/25 |
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Johnny Utah, Esq. of Transpacific Surfing Law’s tiny Malibu office (link) |
11/15/25 |
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Boomer professor gave me 30 seconds to write free verse haiku |
11/15/25 |
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XOXO HAIKUS |
11/15/25 |
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Could you summarize your post in the form of a haiku? TYIA |
11/15/25 |
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Team Cherry is a Joke |
11/15/25 |
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poetry phd submitting a haiku for thesis |
11/15/25 |
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let's write haikus about BPM's wedding |
11/15/25 |
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Breaking news the coverup is always worse than the crime |
11/15/25 |
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XO HAIKU |
11/15/25 |
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wrote haiku for lib friend, he asked me which family the second |
11/15/25 |
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blocking epstein files apparently an emergency requiring use of situation room |
11/15/25 |
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state your haiku |
11/15/25 |
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i think it's time for another xo-themed haiku thread |
11/15/25 |
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a haiku about mario kart |
11/15/25 |
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an haiku |
11/15/25 |
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Rate this LEGAL HAIKU |
11/15/25 |
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$20,000,000, but you can only speak in Haiku.... |
11/15/25 |
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ITT I write a haiku about you |
11/15/25 |
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Challenge. Shrew GF / 2nd cousin thread title. Has to be a Haiku.... |
11/15/25 |
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Associate just sent farewell email as a haiku 100% not flame |
11/15/25 |
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Leased a Cybertruck today |
11/15/25 |
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A Haiku: Is this what I am? Elevator to ten please. Office to office. |
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I only make threads whose titles can be construed as perfect haikus |
11/15/25 |
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When lightning strikes a lake why dont all the fish die? |
11/15/25 |
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Haiku in the key of cowshit |
11/15/25 |
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"Senator, just consider a unit of 'tp' as a line of haiku." |
11/15/25 |
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ZoZo nowadays is just an interactive haiku performance artspace |
11/15/25 |
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i work in a warehouse for 46k and ive posted here for years |
11/15/25 |
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"Big Jew" was a character in the novel version of A Clockwork Orange |
11/15/25 |
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can anyone send me cash to get out of debt (kelso) |
11/15/25 |
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New Autoadmit.com experience is kind of weird, still enjoyable |
11/15/25 |
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TBF is the most prestigious type of SiL (high-caste ABCD) |
11/15/25 |
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I actually can't imagine Trump sucking dick. I could see him getting dick sucked |
11/15/25 |
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Rachmiel circa 2004 was the patron of the arts we didn’t know we needed |
11/15/25 |
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Goy at bar once gave me the following fake phone #: HTH-XOXO |
11/15/25 |
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Trump outted as a homosexual was not on my bingo card but it fits |
11/15/25 |
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Rosalina is Nintendo’s most inspired sub-creation IMO. |
11/15/25 |
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Rachmiel had a 180 run between 2004-2035 |
11/15/25 |
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Party that ignores guns and protects pedos worried about trannies in soccer 😂 |
11/15/25 |
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Trump did nothing wrong sucking Bill Clinton"s dick |
11/15/25 |
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animeboi looks like James Blake irl & has a desi supermodel gf to match |
11/15/25 |
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Teen Vogue writer DIES SUDDENLY right after her column is cancelled |
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Trump snaps at reporter for asking why he doesn’t just release the files |
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It is the Wednesday before Thanksgiving 1992 |
11/15/25 |
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Going Asian & Going Aslan meeting in the Interstellar bookcase realm (link) |
11/15/25 |
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I've chosen to identify as M. Night Shyamalan's family's golden retriever |
11/15/25 |
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M. Night and Mel quietly working on Signs 2 script (link) |
11/15/25 |
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Circa 1992: U & Shannon Bream lookalike 1st date at Liberty U ice cream social |
11/15/25 |
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excusing oneself from a social group conversation with “i’m gay” hits diff |
11/15/25 |
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If I were employable outside Disneyland parks, being OYT's neighbor would be 180 |
11/15/25 |
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Alternate timeline where Dunedain cowboy & Muscadine Wine are my older brothers: |
11/15/25 |
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Are birdshits the weakest and lowest iq race? |
11/15/25 |
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Later authors of the OT had a thing for this creature called a "hyrax" |
11/15/25 |
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I love cum and cocks, brother (CSLG) |
11/15/25 |
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Uspo: Uh, Sex, Previously? 0 |
11/15/25 |
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Nancy Mace hurling Mary Daly book against wall as AG Lynn Conway |
11/15/25 |
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“Dupa the Snoot” sounds like a Damon Runyon character |
11/15/25 |
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No watch is imbued with spirits from the past. That's schizo talk |
11/15/25 |
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I genuinely enjoy cum and cocks brother (CSLG) |
11/15/25 |
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Wild to me how much energy and time people spend on autoadmit archive deep dives |
11/15/25 |
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So an “air fryer” is basically an oven but made of synthetic plastic? |
11/15/25 |
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Chinese car tries to copy Range Rover stunt, fails (video) |
11/15/25 |
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Goth gf: I need a golden retriever bf! Disney princess gf: is a golden retriever |
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Trump Considering Plan To Make Mortgages Transferrable To New Home |
11/15/25 |
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russian slut who scammed me out of $3 just got drafted to die in ukraine 🤣 |
11/15/25 |
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non-Asians who are brand conscious |
11/15/25 |
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Magic jewelry |
11/15/25 |
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I'm deployed in the Army oversees for 6 month. I asked my Buddy to keep my Wife |
11/15/25 |
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do libs really think pedophilia and ephebophilia are morally equivalent? |
11/15/25 |
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50 unresponded hinge messages I sit around masturbating fantasizing suicide |
11/15/25 |
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Dakota Johnson is the final boss of art hoes |
11/15/25 |
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Having a few friends over for a "dinner party" costs like $400 now |
11/15/25 |
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Wild to me how much energy and time people spend on political argumentation |
11/15/25 |
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I’m not a perfect poaster; there’s many threads I wish I didn’t bump |
11/15/25 |
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rate this of counsel and his new wife |
11/15/25 |
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Crash-landing on a planet populated with Natalie Imbruglia c. 1997 clones tp |
11/15/25 |
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Landlord Redditor makes thread. Hilarity ensues. |
11/15/25 |
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Engineer who worked on Autoadmit.com (2004) disses modern remake ("ZoZo") |
11/15/25 |
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Rate this Mexican podcaster who has taken a job from Americans |
11/15/25 |
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Truth nuke: Anyone who didn't "peak" during XO circa 1995 is |
11/15/25 |
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Mommy gf: loves to please ;) Shrew boss: never says “please” |
11/15/25 |
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whok, CUM ITT |
11/15/25 |
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Rate this Mexican dishwasher who has taken a job from an American |
11/15/25 |
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What should be the estate tax rate? |
11/15/25 |
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Alina Habba sunbathing topless in 2005 |
11/15/25 |
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And I think to myself, what a rich inner world |
11/15/25 |
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🎶On the 12th Day of Christmas, my ZoZo read to me…🎶 |
11/15/25 |
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Can't find any IRL examples of people getting busted wearing replicas |
11/15/25 |
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We have such Dodgers & NPB inspirational moments to show you |
11/15/25 |
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lol at math teachers. researchers find first even prime number (link) |
11/15/25 |
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Don Draper is a loser in Mad Men |
11/15/25 |
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Huckabee: “Jews are God’s chosen people and the foundation of all morality |
11/15/25 |
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This cop needs to be fired |
11/15/25 |
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Will Smith, Dodgers & Will Smith, Wild Wild West meet in Interstellar bookcase: |
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Julia's Princess Jasmine + Blue Smoke's Half Life 2 Alyx cosplay c. 2005 (pics!) |
11/15/25 |
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If women werent so oppressed they wld be KINGS and shitz |
11/15/25 |
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Russian bros hunt down mercilessly butcher depraved Hahol arty crew |
11/15/25 |
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women developed to communicate solely with children imho |
11/15/25 |
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Successfully replacing 7-OH kratom with hard liquor |
11/15/25 |
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"Bad" things you did, or could do, as a kid that parents de facto approved of |
11/15/25 |
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Kash about to get Ray Epps’d |
11/15/25 |
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First names of Alabama CFB recruits, 18 years (1 generation) apart: |
11/15/25 |
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Anyone here read all of Moby Dick? It starts out gay on the first page |
11/15/25 |
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All you pedos on xo will definitely love this clip (link) |
11/15/25 |
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moby starts to play but you turn it off and put on cafe del mar |
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been listening to a ton of Moby starting when xo was clowning on him last week |
11/15/25 |
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No musician in history had a better run than Moby 2000-2002 |
11/15/25 |
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*Moby appears in your dream* 'This is a message from the afterlife--' |
11/15/25 |
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Listening to "Play" by Moby and thinking about the 90s |
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15 years later, who won the Eminem vs Moby feud? |
11/15/25 |
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Kid lays two Xbox controllers on his dead dad’s grave (not flame link) |
11/15/25 |
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Reminder that bald nerd Moby definitely fucked 16 y.o. Natalie Portman |
11/15/25 |
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Moby: "Eminem used to make fun of me. Now he is me." |
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Moby: "My bros on my tweet blog all knew I was dating that bitch." |
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a fempoaster sent me nudes when I was 15. not flame |
11/15/25 |
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Most normies don't even see a diff between pedo and ephebo |
11/15/25 |
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describe last time you “crashed out” irl itt |
11/15/25 |
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Like 30% of the houses in my neighborhood are empty boomer trophies |
11/15/25 |
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Autoadmit / XOXOhth is a pure Triumph. Basically a perfect WebBlog, unironically |
11/15/25 |
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Shinzo Abe “see you space cowboy” meme except KamalaSexy tp 🪽🪽🪽 |
11/15/25 |
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Usha and AOC getting a little too handsy in leaked 2014 photos (link) |
11/15/25 |
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H1B but only for thin slutty solo pajeetas ready for pipe |
11/15/25 |
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Parents are weening their kids off screens by getting them a Switch 2. "No games |
11/15/25 |
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LOCK OF THE DAY BAMA -6.5 vs Oklahoma |
11/15/25 |
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ricky = justin baldoni |
11/15/25 |
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Why the fuck should I donate to my lolschool??? |
11/15/25 |
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I'm 58, Divorced, and Dating Again, but Women Just Seem to Care About the Size o |
11/15/25 |
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finding myself becoming more & more attracted to indian autoadmit poasters |
11/15/25 |
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If all Boomers had the integrity of Bill Watterson modernity would be 180... |
11/15/25 |
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Trump dumps MTG, calls her a “ranting lunatic” |
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Does anyone actually drink champagne at a jewlery store? |
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