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By unhinged pumos about you · Past 6 hrs / 24 hrs / week / month
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thin runner redheads with a-cups, hollow cheeks, long fingers, perfect teeth |
12/23/25 |
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Harvard L's Golf: Lucy Yuan, Vanessa Zhang, Iris Wang, Bonnie Zhai, Sophie Lim |
12/23/25 |
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Poll: Were Epstein redactions genuine error or did deep state strike again? |
12/23/25 |
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Venus and Serena Williams both married white men |
12/23/25 |
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Just chopped off my leg and ate it like a drumstick |
12/23/25 |
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Guiyang, the 29th Biggest City in China, is mostly SLUMS |
12/23/25 |
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My life is literally Poasting, Drinking Beer & Traveling to "Shithole" Countries |
12/23/25 |
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How much money did you make this year? ($$$) |
12/23/25 |
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Bald and Bankrupt proves TT right about ChyNa |
12/23/25 |
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*Walks into partner meeting* "What is this, a party for prostitutes?" |
12/23/25 |
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🚨🚨🚨 BOYCOTT MPM 2025 🚨🚨🚨 |
12/23/25 |
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Still thinking about the video of the lady on fire in the subway |
12/23/25 |
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JCM strip down to nothing but a santa hat and sit on my lap while we play Civ |
12/23/25 |
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New h1b system in 2027 |
12/23/25 |
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Rate Tentative Travel Plans for 2026 (TT) |
12/23/25 |
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I'm going on a date with Lucy Yuan |
12/23/25 |
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DOJ fucked up redacting the Epstein files |
12/23/25 |
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"Not a home," the man said, teary-eyed, "but a base of operations." |
12/23/25 |
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"i would've CRUSHED the wonderlic at the draft," thought the 52 year old gay man |
12/23/25 |
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SP here. I got away with it in 2025 and I’ll keep getting away with it in 202 |
12/23/25 |
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my buddy exclusively dates blonde asian girls |
12/23/25 |
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Trivia: Who was only POTUS to never win an election against a male opponent? |
12/23/25 |
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TSINAH hardly contributed in 2025 and now MAF he's not in MPM? |
12/23/25 |
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Rachmiel circa 2004 was the patron of the arts we didn’t know we needed |
12/23/25 |
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Rachmiel plans to introduce the MPM Cup in 2026 - in-season poasting tournament |
12/23/25 |
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Silver $50 waiting room *official thread* |
12/23/25 |
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So it turns out North Korea is actually 180 and ppl are happier there |
12/23/25 |
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Hit the road, Lakh, and don't you come back no Crore no Crore no Crore no Crore |
12/23/25 |
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Is a Carnival cruise ghetto? (Part 2) |
12/23/25 |
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Senator Lindsey Graham caught stealing Ukraine War funds |
12/23/25 |
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Remember when TMF bitched out Box for not "adopting" a hedgehog? |
12/23/25 |
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*washed up megapoasters glaring at MPM coverage on Applebee's bar TV* |
12/23/25 |
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Asian pussy is purpose built for white cock |
12/23/25 |
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russians now using horses to attack Ukrainain positions (video) |
12/23/25 |
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SP here, just bought shiny chrome spinner wheels for my Taurus |
12/23/25 |
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TT you should take Dang from Family Mart traveling with you |
12/23/25 |
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Let's each list our five favorite Bowen Yang sketches on SNL |
12/23/25 |
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Paid off my student loans literally just right now. |
12/23/25 |
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"hey kid, catch" Mean Joe Green throws used GJR condom onto BP's head |
12/23/25 |
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This is pretty much what I look like IRL: |
12/23/25 |
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DoE To Begin Garnishing Wages For Student Loan Deadbeats On 1/1/26 |
12/23/25 |
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BP excited that he is #78 in line in the 79 man GJR bukkake |
12/23/25 |
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SP here. Do u know what its like to be God, to have someone cower@ur feet? I do. |
12/23/25 |
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Last day of work for 10 days, Imma megapoast like there's no tomorrow |
12/23/25 |
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ITALIANS are one of the whitest races in EUROPE |
12/23/25 |
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🎵 I'll be not at home but a base of operations for Christmas 🎵 |
12/23/25 |
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"Everyone's got a plan until they get fucked in the ass" (Peterman 2 runaway tee |
12/23/25 |
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BREAKING: TSINAH agrees to compensation for MPM snub (two cans of turkey chili) |
12/23/25 |
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Bought neighbor girl Victoria Secret pajamas for Christmas and her dad is mad |
12/23/25 |
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what is "base of operations" meme? is it xo-only or on the rest of interwebs? |
12/23/25 |
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20 lakh mpm votes missing 👀 |
12/23/25 |
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Other than Ricearoni, is San Francisco known for any other food? |
12/23/25 |
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An 8th? Bro it’s the 23rd |
12/23/25 |
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USC cancels ND series, ND replaces them with BYU in '26-'27: |
12/23/25 |
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"Sir, can you remove the Santa hat please? *pause* "Sir, you are bald." |
12/23/25 |
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hfs Trump had Epstein whacked |
12/23/25 |
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RATE Epstein Suicide Note To Larry Nassar re Shared Love Of "Young Nubile Girls" |
12/23/25 |
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Russell Brand charged with rape |
12/23/25 |
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Russell Brand charged with grape |
12/23/25 |
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The real pedophile was the Trump we elected along the way |
12/23/25 |
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MAGA fags, can you explain ways Trump is making America better? |
12/23/25 |
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Polymarket MPM odds (link) |
12/23/25 |
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Hypo: $10 million if ur wife makes one NBA 3-pt on 50 attempts. If all miss |
12/23/25 |
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what happened to Candy Ride tp and his MPC crew? |
12/23/25 |
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Avatar 3 was a Triumph. |
12/23/25 |
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Peterman using the hand dryer to heat up a hot pocket between "shifts" |
12/23/25 |
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*Peterman requests inflatable ring from waitress at Flying J* "Tough shift hun?" |
12/23/25 |
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Ford posts record profits due to EV turnaround |
12/23/25 |
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What tf is going on in the MPM thread? |
12/23/25 |
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Hunter: not even sure I'm a Democrat anymore |
12/23/25 |
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I still think about laid off Yale lawyer who killed self and his OOO email |
12/23/25 |
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GABON bans Amerishits from Entering Country JFC Trump |
12/23/25 |
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crime down but meth/fentanyl zombies have increased 4,000% |
12/23/25 |
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Ben Sasse Dying Of Stage 4 Pancreatic Cancer |
12/23/25 |
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Which area of law has the most access to azngirls |
12/23/25 |
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hey disco fries what are you getting the wife & kids for Christmas, if anything? |
12/23/25 |
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Still thinking abt that vid of the homeless guy walking around w/ an open skull |
12/23/25 |
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Wrong to go to Red Lobster and just eat Cheddar Bay biscuits? |
12/23/25 |
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T.I. - Rubber Band Man plays as mig buys kratom from ricky's "connect" |
12/23/25 |
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BBC is socialy constructed |
12/23/25 |
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do you think being married to a jewish lady would be any better or worse than |
12/23/25 |
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** Trump Administration is now DIRECTLY TARGETING TSINAH |
12/23/25 |
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what's with this evil "religion" that acts like a racial street gang |
12/23/25 |
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Uh oh, Sassy Ben Sasse got a lil too dick drunk on GatorAIDS |
12/23/25 |
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the direction of your dreams |
12/23/25 |
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I know a Mexican guy my age with grandkids. Always asks why I'm childless. |
12/23/25 |
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Debauched sex over lunch break with feral divorcee. Not that fun. |
12/23/25 |
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Peterman wearing reindeer antlers as trucker mercilessly ejaculates into him |
12/23/25 |
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doobs lip synching *santa baby* in santa hat and thong on table of I-10 waffle h |
12/23/25 |
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this site has a cabal of jewish pedophiles on it |
12/23/25 |
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Resolved: If I hit the lottery, I'm buying a stable of thoroughbreds w/ XO names |
12/23/25 |
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“Do you know what this eggnog really looks like?” SIL giggles, sipping deepl |
12/23/25 |
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what are some cr names for a horse |
12/23/25 |
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Why do LOW IQs have such a hard time understanding race is a construct? |
12/23/25 |
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should i buy my son a switch 2 for xmas? |
12/23/25 |
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Rudolf the Red-Nosed Reindeer = Bolshevik jew right |
12/23/25 |
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hypo: how much money would you need to trade lives with spaceporn? |
12/23/25 |
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🚨🚨🚨 GOLD & SILVER AT ALL TIME HIGHS 🚨🚨🚨 |
12/23/25 |
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Founding Fathers by Clique |
12/23/25 |
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Norwich, Connecticut Mayor Swarnjit Singh Khalsa |
12/23/25 |
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Remember I’m 6’4”, a husband and father, and I netted over $500k this year |
12/23/25 |
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Crabpot! |
12/23/25 |
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You know why people obsessively lie about me on here? |
12/23/25 |
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MAGA - Trump tariff on Chinese semiconductors goes into effect |
12/23/25 |
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As married men w/ kids, How often do you hang out with one of your gay friends |
12/23/25 |
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The Ghost of Christmas Squanching showing you sp's "playroom" as you gasp in hor |
12/23/25 |
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All is Full of Screen (blog) |
12/23/25 |
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I'm a homosexual white supremacist obsessed with Asian pussy |
12/23/25 |
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A-G Spinelli to announce CP sting Operation Vengeful Clown (Reuters) |
12/23/25 |
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Jared Kushner's family only came to USA in 1949, are they Heritage Americans? |
12/23/25 |
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Heritage American Stephen Miller's family came to the U.S. in 1903 |
12/23/25 |
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Ryuichi Sakamoto - 'Merry Christmas Mr Lawrence' |
12/23/25 |
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You idiots sure love your on~board Russian trolls huh |
12/23/25 |
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Imagine if SP made more than you, had a wife and family. How mad would u be? |
12/23/25 |
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Alive Girl wears short dress on date with Bezos and her wyrm slips out |
12/23/25 |
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Ben Shapiro claims Potter from Its a Wonderful Life is the Hero of the Movie |
12/23/25 |
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As married men w/ kids, How often do you hang out with one of your guy friends |
12/23/25 |
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Heritage American Wolf-Leib Glosser |
12/23/25 |
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Wal*Mart ZipLine drone delivery confirmed for your questionable used Rolex |
12/23/25 |
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Just had a horrific experience at what was previously one of my favorite bars. |
12/23/25 |
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Pete Hegseth's family only came to USA in November 1883, he has to go BACK |
12/23/25 |
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hey spaceporn be a pal and vote for me in MPM, I voted for you (butt cheeks) |
12/23/25 |
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Well buttcheeks had some big poasts but nude idiot was in tougher threads |
12/23/25 |
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jcm exbf about to rip a cover of 'Iris' in a pub in Bangor tp |
12/23/25 |
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If accurate, this is one of the best uses of AI that I can think of - video |
12/23/25 |
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*OFFICIAL MEGAPOASTER MADNESS #MPM2025 GROUP C + GROUP D 12/22&23* |
12/23/25 |
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Major problem with world is Lack of FEMALE Fighter Jet Pilots |
12/23/25 |
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Just put a framed pic of Philip Rivers' family on my office desk. |
12/23/25 |
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luis outed on twitter (link) |
12/23/25 |
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Swiped younger sister right on Tinder as a joke. She matched & |
12/23/25 |
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40 something divorced jcm exbf playing in cover bands in Maine tp |
12/23/25 |
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Spaceprawn! You call that Prayroom Hot Dog? More rike toilet pipe creaner! |
12/23/25 |
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JCM, please change your moniker to JCM800 |
12/23/25 |
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"On Why I Smoked the tUtu at Cornell" by p. north, PhD |
12/23/25 |
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Will share stories ITT of my SiL sexually provoking me & me never consummating |
12/23/25 |
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Waitress recoiling in horror as SP asks her "how much she thinks this one cost" |
12/23/25 |
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Seattle Still Going Forward With "Pride Match" After WC Draw Is Iran v Egypt |
12/23/25 |
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Associating with divorced ppl is toxic to a healthy marital relationship |
12/23/25 |
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i fart out condoms more often than is considered normal. |
12/23/25 |
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Spaceporn is the personification of Fuentes's points about "Cult of Beta Dads" |
12/23/25 |
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It's Christmas, let's all be nice to each other |
12/23/25 |
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I'm jewish and gay |
12/23/25 |
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Let he who doesn’t share a love of nubile, young girls cast the first stone |
12/23/25 |
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Just copped Patek from Walmart (pic) |
12/23/25 |
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unemployed, obese, and lonely TSINAH bump-spamming for 16 hours a day |
12/23/25 |
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Rate Christian McCaffrey's essay from Stanford. |
12/23/25 |
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Siri, start a new thread entitled "Nigger!" |
12/23/25 |
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Well, what are we going to do? asks ur SiL. Yeah, what are we gonna do, u reply. |
12/23/25 |
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Rate my new music album |
12/23/25 |
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View Cart: (1) used Rolex Luxury Watch, (1) Korean boy. You qualify for free shi |
12/23/25 |
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