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By unhinged pumos about you · Past 6 hrs / 24 hrs / week / month
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The Bussy |
10/16/26 |
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"It's a living" (Consuela's spellcheck, deleting third h in threshold |
10/16/26 |
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Details on Talarico’s nuthouse admission last week |
10/16/26 |
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new Harry Potter fanfic "Hermione of the Threshold" hitting housewives circuit |
10/16/26 |
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Summon: The Ass |
10/16/26 |
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my vibecoded NSAM ban seems to stop working randomly; ideas why? |
10/16/26 |
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Google just solved quantum computing |
10/16/26 |
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Mr. Jinx angrily driving away from the Shetucket River |
10/16/26 |
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Best part of having an ESL wife is she can't really argue with you like normal w |
10/16/26 |
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do cons know they are getting BTFO in Maine? |
10/16/26 |
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Mr. Jinx in a crotchless Oktoberfest dirndl lecturing you about ethics: |
10/16/26 |
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Rate This $30M House In Palm Beach (PICS) |
10/16/26 |
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xo Brewers about to vanquish the Dodgers |
10/15/26 |
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what is it with SOMALIS and their strange heads? - scholarship from X |
10/15/26 |
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Mr. Jinx describing himself as a dadwife girlguy |
10/15/26 |
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SP aghast at Somalis: "They were getting paid!? I had to pay my OWN money" |
10/15/26 |
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Tesla unveils flying car - video |
10/15/26 |
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Rating poasters as headlines for gunnerattt's game |
10/15/26 |
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Based AfD lady |
10/15/26 |
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"Fable 5.5? Let me tell you about the Fable of Six Mill--hi, who just joined |
10/15/26 |
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Rate the ass on this porn slut - nsfw |
10/15/26 |
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"Motherfucker," luis hisses into his salad after the judge overrules his objecti |
10/15/26 |
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Israeli Tourist Eaten By Pelican In Florida (NYT) |
10/15/26 |
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Late 40s attractive women with no kids, great age-adjusted bodies, single |
10/15/26 |
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Man graduates law school without taking con law |
10/15/26 |
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you can become a lawyer without taking con law |
10/15/26 |
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shohei "roger dorn" ohtani |
10/15/26 |
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If your rule is not premised on religion but through a series of marriages |
10/15/26 |
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if the Saudi royals lose their grip on power aren't they all fucking dead? tp |
10/15/26 |
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A coup is the only thing that can possibly save Saudi Arabia |
10/15/26 |
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MBS assassinated |
10/15/26 |
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Holy shit I forgot to read Con Law all semester |
10/15/26 |
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Massie to force pre-Midterms vote on Hegseth/wars for Israel |
10/15/26 |
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Did some hornypoasting on library facebook page & got banned |
10/15/26 |
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A digital lazy river of 10,00 word AI hallucinated jewish sophistry.substack.com |
10/15/26 |
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sam darnold and cooper kupp suck now wtf |
10/15/26 |
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Russian plague speads to China? - link |
10/15/26 |
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Autoadmit is now a slow moving intervention for a delusional Jungian |
10/15/26 |
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Sorry cons but Dems are going to win (link) |
10/15/26 |
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cons think Trump is some brilliant real estate investor but |
10/15/26 |
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TBF imagine how much richer you’d be if you’d put your $ in an index fund |
10/15/26 |
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Technological progress was so slow for so long |
10/15/26 |
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MTG Commander but everyone has a 100 card deck of pseudointellectual quotes |
10/15/26 |
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Ok, time to fess up if you ever thought Russia might invade Ukraine |
10/15/26 |
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Tucker Carlson: That’s a sexy fucking horse |
10/15/26 |
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How much does the new flying tesla cost |
10/15/26 |
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Dazed and Confused remake set in 2009 |
10/15/26 |
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Once Upon a Time in Hollywood ReView |
10/15/26 |
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Fma client suddenly changed his mind about a plea do so I got a trial next week |
10/15/26 |
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"I'm sorry, Hermes. I'm afraid I can't do that." |
10/15/26 |
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wilbur mercer simulator is just a buck angel flipbook |
10/15/26 |
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I used AI's help to list the contents of this 3½-hour MTV 2 segment from 2000: |
10/15/26 |
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sharing a blunt with Seth Rogen, James Franco, and Hermes Of The Threshold |
10/15/26 |
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Aye Papi! Latinos polling strong for Trump & GOP |
10/15/26 |
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wow guys did you know that seth rogen smokes WEED? guy is fucking 180 |
10/15/26 |
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“Gnoshticism” esoteric brunch |
10/15/26 |
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Is prateek bhopale a “Star Wars name”? |
10/15/26 |
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Yugi playing Hermes of the Threshold in the attack position |
10/15/26 |
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"Hold on babe, I'm dialectically sparring with my custom-harnessed AI assistant" |
10/15/26 |
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Wait so they’re saying the whole DOW JONES is about height now? |
10/15/26 |
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gibberish tp, how are the new fake titties? |
10/15/26 |
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singing "hermes of the threshold" to the tune of "bungle in the jungle" |
10/15/26 |
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"I keep getting distracted imagining you in non-redemptive positions, haha" |
10/15/26 |
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"Maybe we can cross that threshold next weekend ;) haha" |
10/15/26 |
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just got my covid vax 💉💪 |
10/15/26 |
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finally watched the Ashley St. Clair interviews - sounds like Elon stole 2024. |
10/15/26 |
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1 sentence tragedy: Mrs. Consuela notices frequency of Hermes in browser history |
10/15/26 |
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I'm a bit of a Hermes at the Threshold, but a Heracles in the Steam Room ;) |
10/15/26 |
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Hey cons I thought you were joking about Talarico but no. You believed it |
10/15/26 |
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talking shit about women makes beta simp MPA furious |
10/15/26 |
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Cons who pitched the Talarico fake news are running scared now |
10/15/26 |
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There are tons of college guys that lurk xo but can't poast |
10/15/26 |
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Fred Fartfucker |
10/15/26 |
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Prometheus of the Portico |
10/15/26 |
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Billy Buttfucker |
10/15/26 |
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Sisyphus of the Stairlift |
10/15/26 |
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My Penis |
10/15/26 |
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"Yo Hermes! My man! How are you holding up with that evil in your godhead?" |
10/15/26 |
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Flowers for Algernon but it’s about HAtp and he never becomes smart |
10/15/26 |
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"Hermes, of the Threshold? He's in? Okay, great!" |
10/15/26 |
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The Rosicrucians of the Romper Room |
10/15/26 |
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Bridget Jung's Diary |
10/15/26 |
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Hermes of the Foyer |
10/15/26 |
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Suleiman of the Mud Room |
10/15/26 |
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The Requisite Variety of Power For Neoliberal Feudalism (consuela) |
10/15/26 |
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Bar mitzvah kids dancing to “Big Skimpin’” |
10/15/26 |
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Gunnerattt's substack, He/Shes of the Threshold |
10/15/26 |
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cowshit what Games are you playing |
10/15/26 |
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Y tu substack tambien |
10/15/26 |
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*askav's mom vacantly staring out the window for 40 mins after googling 'herm'* |
10/15/26 |
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School of Esoteric Cholos studies the writings of Hector Tresmegustas |
10/15/26 |
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Anyone surprised that the livestream execution promise was broken? |
10/15/26 |
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cia tech is probably 30 years ahead of what we have |
10/15/26 |
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Herm of the Threshold |
10/15/26 |
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Gunnerattt’s penis was cute & creative but fundamentally small, as usual |
10/15/26 |
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Aides: Talarico hospitalized after spending hours trying to win Serf's Up |
10/15/26 |
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Do/can you guys Carry your wife/Woman around the house |
10/15/26 |
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"And introducing Dom DeLuise as the Hermes of the Threshold" |
10/15/26 |
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Ms. Pac-Man's Alchemy |
10/15/26 |
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"Well why don't you ask "Abraxas" to do the dishes when he's done with non-redem |
10/15/26 |
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Mike's Punch-Out: Abraxas |
10/15/26 |
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🎶 scrape scrape scrape, scrape scrape scrape, scrape your booty 🎶 |
10/15/26 |
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Metroid Prime: Arcanists |
10/15/26 |
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Oregon Elementary School Shooting |
10/15/26 |
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Mario Ponders Abraxas |
10/15/26 |
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Metaphysical Pedantry Arcade |
10/15/26 |
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Nancy Mace: IDK who needs to hear this, but a consensual gangbang is not a rape. |
10/15/26 |
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what are some tv shows/movies that no one will admit to having watched |
10/15/26 |
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MPA simulator just the front page of xoxohth.com |
10/15/26 |
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Nancy Mace: my fiance videotaped a train being run on me |
10/15/26 |
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Jews feeding pelicans - video |
10/15/26 |
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HORNY DADDYS?!?! |
10/15/26 |
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Ralph Bakshi in talks to animate EPAH simulator |
10/15/26 |
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garfield xcx |
10/15/26 |
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UNNGGHH...Baby your asshole is so ROUND |
10/15/26 |
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Consuela stimulator is out of AA batteries |
10/15/26 |
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[siren] Ilhan Omar Rumored to Have Fled the Country [siren] (FoxNews) |
10/15/26 |
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Peterman simulator just hastily reskinned Nancy Mace simulator at truck stop |
10/15/26 |
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boner police simulator=edward 40hands with jamesons while boondock saints |
10/15/26 |
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Consuela Substack Simulator: Serf's Up! (Newgrounds.com) |
10/15/26 |
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everyone likes hot chicks |
10/15/26 |
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Bipartisan coalition of state attorneys general file injunction vs doobs simulat |
10/15/26 |
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16yo daughter started dating a 28yo member of an outlaw 1%er motorcycle gang |
10/15/26 |
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jcm simulator already exists; it's called DoorDash |
10/15/26 |
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luis simulator minigames include sweetgreen lunch and hot tub gay shit |
10/15/26 |
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obeezy simulator is just your boomer aunt's friend's facebook feed |
10/15/26 |
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just vibe coded a Luis Poasting Simulator on newgrounds (link) |
10/15/26 |
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tbtp simulator is just the gjr simulator run through a thesaurus |
10/15/26 |
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Rating poasters as page long paragraphs from Church Dogmatics Volume 4 |
10/15/26 |
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johnsmeyer simulator is like the NES felix the cat game but with cuck stuff |
10/15/26 |
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Gen. Pickett missed a crucial battle because he was at a fish fry |
10/15/26 |
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all of Russian history is a charnel house |
10/15/26 |
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j shad simulator is just a subscription to suicide girls with midi portishead |
10/15/26 |
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I am absolutely for sure going to beat off before I go to sleep |
10/15/26 |
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ggtp simulator is the consuela game but with spamming resumes to state street |
10/15/26 |
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Pussie Daddys |
10/15/26 |
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8-bit Slopgames as the New Gulags |
10/15/26 |
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EU fast-tracking Starlink rival - link |
10/15/26 |
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"I've already depicted myself as the clever game creator, and u as the object of |
10/15/26 |
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Had a couple of reddit posts downvoted, am reeling |
10/15/26 |
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CIA revealed as secret publisher behind every bestselling self-help book |
10/15/26 |
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STICKY: STOP SCRAPING IMMEDIATELY |
10/15/26 |
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everyone I know is building apps with AI |
10/15/26 |
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mexican teens are the only ones making white alternative indie rock music |
10/15/26 |
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Tried to vibe code a spaceporn simulator; Claude emailed the FBI |
10/15/26 |
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Indians travel around Costco in titless packs |
10/15/26 |
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We should re-introduce 'passive execution' for the worst criminals |
10/15/26 |
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“So what do you call the act,” the agent asks. “Diversity, equity & inclus |
10/15/26 |
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Gunnerattt’s game was cute & creative but fundamentally wrong, as usual |
10/15/26 |
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4chan compiled a list of former Brandy Melville models now on OnlyFans |
10/15/26 |
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