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🚨BREAKING: New Pope chosen - but in a shock to all, new Holy Pontiff to be |
05/08/25 |
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Anyone else ready to leave this planet for good? I’m ready |
05/08/25 |
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American Pope asks "Have you thanked me yet?" in first speech |
05/08/25 |
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Pope Leo announces new meme coin on Solana blockchain |
05/08/25 |
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Italians completely btfo - 0 for the last 5 |
05/08/25 |
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Is Nikola Jokic a top 5 player in NBA history at this point? |
05/08/25 |
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So we're getting Francis 2.0? |
05/08/25 |
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Pope literally Bobby Birdshit |
05/08/25 |
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New Popemobile to be lifted F-250 with coors light cooler installed |
05/08/25 |
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Pope Leo to combat homosexuality by putting naked bodybuilding gyms in every chu |
05/08/25 |
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son of Louis Marius Prevost and Mildred Martinez |
05/08/25 |
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JFC Trumpmos |
05/08/25 |
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New Pope inks multi billion dollar deal with Lockheed Martin |
05/08/25 |
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ITS PREVOST |
05/08/25 |
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Trump now second most powerful American |
05/08/25 |
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Swiss guard to be replaced with Bobby Birdshit AR-15 brigade |
05/08/25 |
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Cons are celebrating a shitlib pope? |
05/08/25 |
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Pope Leo XIV |
05/08/25 |
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I need a virgin religious jewish woman to just stay home and watch kids |
05/08/25 |
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The new pope releases his first statement |
05/08/25 |
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Ed Martin TOO SHITTY even to be Trump's nominee! (link) |
05/08/25 |
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Mitch McConnell elected Pope? WTF |
05/08/25 |
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USA CAN'T STOP WINNING |
05/08/25 |
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Trump: UK trade deal, US Pope -- all in just one day! |
05/08/25 |
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lex could've been Pope if not for the allure of the sweet treat |
05/08/25 |
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MLB launching new stat called "True HR" (link) |
05/08/25 |
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Chicago is NOT out!! Chicago is IN!! |
05/08/25 |
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USA USA USA |
05/08/25 |
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The Pope is “Height” |
05/08/25 |
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2025 - 2026: More of a "theory" guy (self-employed). |
05/08/25 |
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NEW POPE MEGATHREAD |
05/08/25 |
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VIX at lowest level in a month, 10 year yield dropping, stocks up |
05/08/25 |
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Walrus phenotype is very powerful and usually benign IRL |
05/08/25 |
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CNN now speculating the new pope is a fat guy, which is causing delay |
05/08/25 |
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It is ok to say RETARDED now |
05/08/25 |
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"Yeah Becky, Rupinder can't come tonite, he's bombing Pakistan in his Fighter Je |
05/08/25 |
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PAROLIN IN FREEFALL, POPE HELLOSIR SURGING |
05/08/25 |
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Another night at Rupinder's tp |
05/08/25 |
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2025 - 2026: Investigations into the nature of self (self-employed). |
05/08/25 |
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PIZZABALLA UP TO #3 ON POLYMARKET |
05/08/25 |
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Pope Rupinder I does the Needful off Balcony in first act as new Pope |
05/08/25 |
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22 Semis at Flying J belching white smoke as Peterman finishes off last RigPig |
05/08/25 |
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cucumbers wunt about it |
05/08/25 |
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TDNW why do you think Trump rolled over so fast on Yemen? Got any theories? |
05/08/25 |
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Place your last minute bets for the next Pope ITT |
05/08/25 |
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do harbor pilots still exist? |
05/08/25 |
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"Nothing Ever Happens. I'm All In." *pushes entire chip stack onto table* |
05/08/25 |
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2025 - 2026: Grieved a life unlived (self-employed). |
05/08/25 |
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You're either gamifying technology or you're getting gamified |
05/08/25 |
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Jayson Tatum is an incredibly overrated NPC superstar by the East Coast media |
05/08/25 |
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Shedeur Sanders invited hundreds of people over in case he's made the new pope |
05/08/25 |
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Parolin surging on Polymarket. Filoni second. |
05/08/25 |
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imagine a nigger ringing your door bell. scary shit |
05/08/25 |
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Death Stranding 2: On the Beach collectors edition 229,99$ |
05/08/25 |
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Fun Fact: Vatican City has Zero Olympic Medals |
05/08/25 |
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trucker selecting 'no tip' on peterman's cracked samsung tablet |
05/08/25 |
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EVERYBODY VANCE NOW plays as JD comes out in drag |
05/08/25 |
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Sad How Most Golfers Will Never Get a Hole In One In Their Lifetime |
05/08/25 |
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Gaza will completely change the fate of the Jews; moreso than the Palestinians |
05/08/25 |
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Jesus to Peter, "I will give you the keys of the kingdom of heaven." |
05/08/25 |
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Just bought the domaine pope.com, this is gonna be 180 brothers (CSLG) |
05/08/25 |
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UCSD sorority indicted for wholesale used panty selling operation |
05/08/25 |
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Libs putting Vatican flag in bio |
05/08/25 |
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Scientists warn of "effluvium winter" if India/Pakistan war kicks off |
05/08/25 |
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The rats and Jews have chosen a new pope of New York: (PIC) |
05/08/25 |
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remember the India-Pakisan "war?" lmao |
05/08/25 |
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nude luis bouncing 6 feet in the air after smashing pot hole in Reliant K |
05/08/25 |
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cowshit what’s the latest update on the State of Gaming |
05/08/25 |
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I really fucking hate animal abusers |
05/08/25 |
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cucumbers direct report quarterly review: "holy fuck i hate coders" |
05/08/25 |
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Daily Mail reports: Kansas City now Mad Max hellhole due to street racing |
05/08/25 |
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Live stream of Pontifical Band and Swiss Guards arriving (vid) |
05/08/25 |
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just interviewed someone with ‘paralympics’ listed as interest on resume |
05/08/25 |
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*peterman waddles out of rig, white smoke bellowing from exhaust* "habemus papa" |
05/08/25 |
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Air India Flight Approaching TLV Does The Needful (PIC) |
05/08/25 |
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Stephen Miller tearing out Isaiah 53 in White House Gideon Torahs. |
05/08/25 |
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Almost nothing you do in this life matters |
05/08/25 |
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lol Hegseth lost ANOTHER F-18? |
05/08/25 |
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NYT: Cardinals solidified around Pope Ye I after watching new music video |
05/08/25 |
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Scholar resigning from West Point |
05/08/25 |
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POPE HEGSETH HAS EMERGED ON THE BALCONY |
05/08/25 |
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IT'S JD VANCE!!!!!!!! |
05/08/25 |
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The Pope was really just the Tall Men were met along the way |
05/08/25 |
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Pakistan attacking India now - link |
05/08/25 |
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"In this moment, I am euphoric. Not because of any phony "theological continuity |
05/08/25 |
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Woof! Woof! Meet Pope Bud, the first Golden Retriever Pontiff |
05/08/25 |
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can we all agree that faggot retard cops destroyed america? |
05/08/25 |
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"Nothing in the conclave rules says a golden retriever can't be Pope" |
05/08/25 |
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can we all agree that niggers and kikes are destroying america? |
05/08/25 |
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conclave 'best 2 days of ur life, in seminary no one has money, drinks cheap win |
05/08/25 |
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My foot hurts so much I can barely walk. |
05/08/25 |
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aliens probably dont exist |
05/08/25 |
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Israel Has a Terrible Choice to Make |
05/08/25 |
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New Pope already has plans to evangelize in Vegas, the Bahamas, Europe, pretty m |
05/08/25 |
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Johnsmeyer & Boom only poast in their own threads. They're "me first" poasters |
05/08/25 |
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Chicago local reporter: "Pizzaballa is out? Pizzaballa... is OUT??" |
05/08/25 |
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Altar boy erupts yelling from Vatican conclave: "It's Rubio everyone!" |
05/08/25 |
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New Pope telling TT that his taxi meter is broken |
05/08/25 |
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HABEMUS PAPAM!! |
05/08/25 |
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I'm the 16 year old Yale admit in question. |
05/08/25 |
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It’s Trump! It’s Trump everybody! |
05/08/25 |
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New Pope's First Speech: "I pray Indians & Pakistanis Nuke Each Other..." |
05/08/25 |
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New POPE HELLOSIR I incoming... |
05/08/25 |
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Which xo poas have been pegged. Tell your stories. |
05/08/25 |
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🚨 New Pope issues first statement!!! 🚨 |
05/08/25 |
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the band Brand New is seriously underrated |
05/08/25 |
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The Vatican announces its choice. Chicago is out??!! Chicago is out??!! |
05/08/25 |
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Consuela sure does know a lot about Judaism and the Talmud for a fellow goy |
05/08/25 |
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Pakistan promises to do the needful - link |
05/08/25 |
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Trump literally thinks PORTS having less shipments means "we lose less money" |
05/08/25 |
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URBI ET ORBI |
05/08/25 |
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Hegseth is live revealing details of tremendous USA war plans |
05/08/25 |
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PONTIFIS MAXIMUS |
05/08/25 |
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keep putting in that work, money man |
05/08/25 |
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Big things happening for TRUMP & the Commodity Futures Trading Commission (link) |
05/08/25 |
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TODAY ALL PEOPLE OF EUROPEAN DESCENT ARE ROMAN CATHOLIC! |
05/08/25 |
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Reddit post on these sisters that keep kicking their brother in the nuts. |
05/08/25 |
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Trump is live revealing details of tremendous USA UK trade deal |
05/08/25 |
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The gamification of AI will be and already is absolutely insane |
05/08/25 |
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Beat the best pool player in the county tonight in 9 ball |
05/08/25 |
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🚨 New Pope is Jewish! (jews still claim antisemitism in process)🚨 |
05/08/25 |
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NOW COMETH Jordan Peterson and Bret Weinstein |
05/08/25 |
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AI cheating rampant on campus - link |
05/08/25 |
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🚨 New Pope is a Jeet, promises to do the needful 🚨 |
05/08/25 |
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Trump just said to BUY STOCKS again |
05/08/25 |
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I keep using intoxicants to get high lol |
05/08/25 |
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Delivered Doordash to a MTF tranny who is using the same name as my mom |
05/08/25 |
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Stock markets up on news of new Pope |
05/08/25 |
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"Drugs and alcohol make me feel better" |
05/08/25 |
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India/Pakistan war factions developing on XO |
05/08/25 |
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Not addicted but always feel better when taking ANY drug. Lol @ sobriety |
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Did boner police run Wilbur off the board? 120… |
05/08/25 |
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Golf club near me (non-cc) has $15,000/year unlimited golf deal |
05/08/25 |
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I am reconciling with my parents |
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Gen Z doesn't date or have gfs/bfs or romantic relationships or any of that shit |
05/08/25 |
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XO Kanye walks off Piers Morgan |
05/08/25 |
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Rate this woman’s theory about redheads (video) |
05/08/25 |
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People who say “company X will accept BTC soon!” |
05/08/25 |
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College student runs red light; entire family all illegal & facing deportation |
05/08/25 |
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Rate this weird story about an encounter college girls are having on campus |
05/08/25 |
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Anyone else receive their invitation to Ricky's wedding yet? |
05/08/25 |
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Gibberish baseball thread. We got rocked today. My kid was sick and barely pitch |
05/08/25 |
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Breaking: 'Gulf of America' bill FAILS House vote. 15 Republicans DEFECT |
05/08/25 |
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Lewis Black does hilarious bit on Daily Show on electing new Catholic Pope (link |
05/08/25 |
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His internet friends knew him to be morose, taciturn, gay, and retarded |
05/08/25 |
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I'm a new poaster |
05/08/25 |
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"Your honor, it's a Switch 2 and it's on mute. How is it a distraction?" |
05/08/25 |
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Rate Ye’s new music video for his single “Heil Hitler” |
05/08/25 |
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Saudi Arabia’s First Women-Only Bar Team at Tonic Bar, Four Seasons Riyadh |
05/08/25 |
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Watched The Believer (2001). TBF is Jewish |
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