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By unhinged pumos about you · Past 6 hrs / 24 hrs / week / month
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Mainlining is the Mahchine™ coming |
11/16/25 |
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Spent the last 24 hours at the bottom of a Colombian pussy |
11/16/25 |
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hello sir, I- *briefcase full of jellybeans falls open* |
11/16/25 |
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Bill Ackman gives relationship advice to young people (link) |
11/16/25 |
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When lightning strikes a lake why dont all the fish die? |
11/16/25 |
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Should I take my talents to Hainan Tropical Ocean University in China? |
11/16/25 |
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11/14/2005 to 11/14/2005: these are the dates gunneratttt claimed he weren't to |
11/16/25 |
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"You belong to the city" runs through Jared's during freshman orientation |
11/16/25 |
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The 12th Anomaly of 3I/ATLAS: Orientation of the Jets is Not Smeared by Rotation |
11/16/25 |
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Tell me why you are not with her if you love her so much |
11/16/25 |
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I am a writer, a doctor, a nuclear physicist and a theoretical philosopher. But |
11/16/25 |
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Physicists need to address Zeno's paradox before doing anything else |
11/16/25 |
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Gunner. No wife. No kid. No career. |
11/16/25 |
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RSF without reddit access ==> extremely suicidal |
11/16/25 |
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Emo Philips: "I miss New York so much I filled my humidifier with urine" |
11/16/25 |
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We are in the middle of a battle that's a trillion years in the making and it's |
11/16/25 |
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Even poaster: I DON'T USE REDDIT; Reality: RSF lives there, total junkie freak |
11/16/25 |
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Mexicans doing a January 6th |
11/16/25 |
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Lonely old man RSF taking pics of young people partying in France; zero selfies |
11/16/25 |
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If you can't overcome your fear of spiders your easy to intimidate, weak minded |
11/16/25 |
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Your subconscious fear of arachnids probably dates back 250mm years at least |
11/16/25 |
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Most normies can't handle the way arachnids walk; subconscious aversion |
11/16/25 |
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What should be the estate tax rate? |
11/16/25 |
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RSF has bitch tits because he's an alcoholic with no friends |
11/16/25 |
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Science is easy to understand when drunk faggot Mainlining passes out drunk |
11/16/25 |
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Drunk Mainlining has an epileptic fit when NSAM talks about science |
11/16/25 |
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Drunk Mainlining trying to salvage his broken credibility with more Jewish lies |
11/16/25 |
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'They're not human': Watch government officials BREAK silence on non-human life |
11/16/25 |
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You can steal an entire PE funded startup site with HTML framer chrome app |
11/16/25 |
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12. Its tightly-collimated jets maintain orientation across a million kilometers |
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Jews get really annoyed when you teach people real science |
11/16/25 |
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11. Near perihelion it exhibits non-gravitational acceleration which requires ma |
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10. It exhibits sunward and anti-solar jets which require an unreasonably large |
11/16/25 |
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on the first day of Christmas, my jew boss sent to me |
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Orb weavers have so much food they ignore 90% of bugs in their webs |
11/16/25 |
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9. Near perihelion, it brightened faster than any known comet and was bluer than |
11/16/25 |
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8. It arrived from a direction coincident with the radio “Wow! Signal” to wi |
11/16/25 |
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Jim_Kelly wearing a ‘What Would Joanna Gaines Do’ wristband |
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You; two stupid ugly ears; spider: body hairs everywhere detect sonic vibrations |
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7. It shows extreme negative polarization, unprecedented for all known comets, i |
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6. Its gas plume contains only 4% water by mass, a primary constituent of famili |
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5. Its gas plume contains much more nickel than iron (as found in industrially-p |
11/16/25 |
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You think you can hear? A side spider can FEEL air perturbations caused by sound |
11/16/25 |
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4. Its arrival time was fine-tuned to bring it within tens of millions of kilome |
11/16/25 |
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3. Its nucleus is about a million times more massive than 1I/`Oumuamua and a tho |
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2. During July and August as well as in early November of 2025, it displayed a s |
11/16/25 |
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The hair on spider legs can detect the wind gust of the second hand on a watch |
11/16/25 |
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1. Its retrograde trajectory is aligned to within 5 degrees with the ecliptic pl |
11/16/25 |
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Some spiders can count to three |
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Most normies don't even see a diff between pedo and ephebo |
11/16/25 |
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Guy who lied about going to Columbia has strong feelings about fake watches |
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Reality: Columbia and Columbus are two different words |
11/16/25 |
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Just maed ChatGPT Plus (5.1, Thinking) unretarded - it's operating @ high-level |
11/16/25 |
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Mainlining, have you visited the National Towing Museum in Chattanooga? |
11/16/25 |
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At the risk of sounding a complete anime novice, Spice and Wolf is 180 |
11/16/25 |
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Joe Hisaishi Did Nothing Wrong |
11/16/25 |
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Radio XO We're all 180s! |
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Even the best AI can sound confident while being wrong. That’s why I stopped r |
11/16/25 |
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fuck Islam |
11/16/25 |
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OSU: yeah that building is actually part of the campus too |
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gunnerattt why don't you plant milkweed and raise monarch butterflies? |
11/16/25 |
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Josh Allen's wife is the little girl in "True Grit" |
11/16/25 |
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SP have you commented on the Virginia elections? particularly AG race |
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Rach finally texted me back, said he’d be back in ~2 weeks from cig run |
11/16/25 |
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slim, sweaty SIL appreciating the warm glow of your incandescent lamps |
11/16/25 |
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lighthouse poaster sending N-I-G-G-E-R by Aldis lamp |
11/16/25 |
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biglaw practice area with highest mommy gf density? |
11/16/25 |
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Mexicans are not happy with President (((Sheinbaum))) (pic) |
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be careful, and be kind |
11/16/25 |
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Would u let a JET WHITE congo seagull do lasik eye surgery on u for 50% off |
11/16/25 |
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Jumping spider has a regular sleep schedule, sleeps like a lazy bitch |
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🥂 Champagne Socialism 🥂 |
11/16/25 |
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Jumping spiders are born clumsy and dumb, six months later they have PhDs |
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That "spider web" is really just an enormous eardrum tuned to detect mosquitos |
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Landlord Redditor makes thread. Hilarity ensues. |
11/16/25 |
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Jumping spider shows rudimentary signs of altruism |
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hypo: you are married *but* you never pay capital gains tax again |
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Leased a Cybertruck today |
11/16/25 |
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"show me the cum!" (gunnerauttt convinced his bf is faking orgasms) |
11/16/25 |
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My mum was a 17-year-old free spirit - so she was locked up and put in a coma |
11/16/25 |
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Tony Soprano explaining Meghan Markle to Queen Elizabeth: "A charcoal briquette? |
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invaginated computer |
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those videos of Kensington St, Philadelphia are fucking terrifying |
11/16/25 |
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Patel Philippe or Turban Jurgensen? |
11/16/25 |
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"This guy is Satan" thought the Redditor as his landlord fixed his clogged toile |
11/15/25 |
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Good video on spider cognitiion just dropped |
11/15/25 |
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lawsuit against Nancy Mace, HOLY SHIT she's crazy |
11/15/25 |
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Board dipshit neonazis enraged SP and Hitler have something major in common |
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OSU: good luck finding some trees or some shade or a building that looks nice |
11/15/25 |
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OSU acceptance rate 64% Umich 16% |
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hypo: u are married to joanna gaines *but* u have to live in gainesville florida |
11/15/25 |
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SEC night games have to be the most prole type of football game. |
11/15/25 |
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Helium shortage? Just turn on a vacuum cleaner in space and get more |
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Gunner is really trash isn’t he |
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Emilio, I found Luis’s TikTok, 100% not flame |
11/15/25 |
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Joanna Gaines. Cohen Benefits. |
11/15/25 |
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Dad, there was more helium in the early universe but it became iron |
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Bill Ackman: May I meet you before I engage you further? |
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Look dad, everything is either fermion or a boson. Fuck your religion |
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Watching Korean pop stars act like American ghetto blacks is truly bizarre |
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Pauli exclusion principle: the non-law of physics you're told to treat as a law |
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They call it the Pauli Exclusion Principle because no one wants to call it a LAW |
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Trump Considering Plan To Make Mortgages Transferrable To New Home |
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Chinese car tries to copy Range Rover stunt, fails (video) |
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Want to piss off a physicist? Ask them what the Pauli exclusion principle is |
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Georgia v Texas |
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Standard model's MOE is >5 std deviations, but 5 std deviations gets u published |
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Christmas in Tahoe tp |
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I would commit genuine atrocities to get my ex gf back or equivalent |
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tsinah the UP is "nice" for like 2-2.5 mo's out of the year |
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Is it “suck on my dick” or “suckle my dick”? Asking for a friend. |
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So all these tiki torch carry trumpmos are career pwned for life right? |
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jshaddeus stevens |
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Adiabatic explosions are hotter than the sun and you can create them in a jar |
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What if the sun became so hot it looked blue? It could happen at any time |
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Immigrants move into neighborhood, build massive monstrosity addition for 3 gens |
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(((Jafar))) lives near Ben Shapiro in Little Israel (S. Florida) |
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"you should totally run for congress, my friend!" (tsinah's adderall addiction) |
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Sorry cons but the Portland frog is amazing |
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"at least i had fun at the gay bars" (tsinah after getting no offered by cslg) |
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Poast ITT and get heroic couplet |
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Luna Lovegood gf: “let’s do ethereal roleplay!” Emma Watson gf: betrays JK |
11/15/25 |
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benzo what does trailer park meth go for these days? |
11/15/25 |
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a veritable kike mafia, if you will |
11/15/25 |
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ITT we discuss the various space marine legions |
11/15/25 |
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spirit desire, spirit desire, spirit desire, we will fall |
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trump's private study has no desk, just a bunch of book free shelves 🤣 |
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kike cartel tp |
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women that vape and smoke weed. red flags? would you not marry one over this? |
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i used to think it was an XO exaggeration. but Israel really does run America |
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is flyusa.com any good? |
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You really don't want the sun to get hotter than it is, that's the main takehome |
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blocking epstein files apparently an emergency requiring use of situation room |
11/15/25 |
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yooper tp here. hung out with my niece & nephew this weekend |
11/15/25 |
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Fellow YOOPERS; are any of you going to Mountain Top Festival this year. |
11/15/25 |
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Luis’s Theme (melody of A Whole New World): 🎶 A rich inner world… 🌈 |
11/15/25 |
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Any other Yoopers on here? |
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jcm rating poasters as beloved pieces of music itt |
11/15/25 |
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Scrooge McDuck backstroking through piles of Jewish shoes |
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A Dream of ZoZo-ing… 🌹🌸🌺🌷🌼🌿🍃🌱
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11/15/25 |
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Ohio gets Toledo. Michigan gets Wisconsin. Wisconsin votes for Trump. Yoopers! |
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Sorry, LAND O' LAKES doesn't make you a YOOPER ya dum hodag! |
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Dodgers gf: "<3 my colonizer bf" Blue Jays gf: nostalgia for old UK commonwealth |
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oh we just a bunch of fuckin yoopers who went v10 |
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Rate this 180 YOOPER accent |
11/15/25 |
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this yooper guy seems like he knows what's up |
11/15/25 |
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Blackbody radiation oven |
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Guy Fieri is a national treasure. |
11/15/25 |
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I'm going to be with you in a moment *Al Pacino 'Ricky Roma' voice* |
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Fuentes is going so hard at Trump, only a matter of time till Trump responds dir |
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