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By unhinged pumos about you · Past 6 hrs / 24 hrs / week / month
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Rabbit runs for his life from two wild dogs over snow and ice--black guy comment |
04/21/26 |
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btw the 90's Phish hippie girl was Jewish *bites into a crisp carrot* |
04/21/26 |
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trump tweets AI image of jesus rolling a blunt |
04/21/26 |
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Humans actually are slightly sexually dichromatic |
04/21/26 |
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Parentmos: Likely taking kid on East Coast History trip in July. Will be boring? |
04/21/26 |
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the truth is that some people are still scared to play Buckcherry to this day |
04/21/26 |
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Nintendo: New BOTW installment is “too dangerous” to release in current clim |
04/21/26 |
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Tim Cook steps down as Apple CEO |
04/21/26 |
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business idea: spend money on whores tp |
04/21/26 |
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2027 gas prices listed in tokens per gallon, use your Claude credits to pay |
04/21/26 |
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Hey libs, what country should we invade next? |
04/21/26 |
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Neighbor told me he was paying to have fence put in. Demanded I pay for half. |
04/21/26 |
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Paying down the national debt with Claude credits running on AWS servers |
04/21/26 |
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Anatolian Farmer is the highest human species that ever lived |
04/21/26 |
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Jay Leno interviewing people on street whether Hormuz Strait is open or closed |
04/21/26 |
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How much Italians jerk each other off for margherita pizza is honestly insane |
04/21/26 |
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AI trained exclusively by Alex Karp |
04/21/26 |
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Bought my first "Destro" watch yesterday, and I'm wearing it on my left hand |
04/21/26 |
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cuttingtable (diamond dogs) 🐶🐶🐶 |
04/21/26 |
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it's a god-awful gay affair, said the lawyer without any hair |
04/21/26 |
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whatever happened to the 'war'? |
04/21/26 |
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Roman Anatolian Farmer Master Race |
04/21/26 |
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Apple should relocate to China and become a subsidiary of Huawei |
04/21/26 |
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Space Quiddity |
04/21/26 |
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Space Liquidity |
04/21/26 |
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poasting is a Heideggerian clearing (Lichtung) |
04/21/26 |
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im the only sane lunatic here |
04/21/26 |
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Trump Doesn’t Know How Long the War He Dodged Was |
04/21/26 |
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Tim Cook is kind of a faggot |
04/21/26 |
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So Trump handily won the Iran war, markets surging, gas plummeting |
04/21/26 |
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Watch the movie “The Platform” on Netflix. Spanish horror movie |
04/21/26 |
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montage of all yr orgasms set to Dust in the Wind |
04/21/26 |
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Apple doesn't have a plan, iPads ruined by OS 26, M-series is the new PowerPC |
04/21/26 |
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Anyone soldering 128gb of RAM onto a M-series Pro is creating negative value |
04/21/26 |
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The fact that there's no M5 Ultra with liquid cooling says it all, not even M4 |
04/21/26 |
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“You’re either on the cross or you’re hammering in the nails.” - Mel Gib |
04/21/26 |
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How many reps can you curl a 35lb dumbell? |
04/21/26 |
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What's the most you'd pay for CLE credits? |
04/21/26 |
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How many Pushups can you do? 💪 |
04/21/26 |
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How do you get into a position where Louis CK jacks off near u anyways |
04/21/26 |
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if you really want 1996 ancestor memories, Geggy Tah 'Whoever You Are' |
04/21/26 |
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Transracial Law Student: “I must stomp on niggers.” |
04/21/26 |
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"well my kids are demonic monster people but at least i niggered up that guy's |
04/21/26 |
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Matthias you need to cut the crap with "Cornflower" and "Martin the Warrior" |
04/21/26 |
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Opening Autoadmit’s choose your own adventure, u read: “Call me Rachmiel.” |
04/21/26 |
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Never forget that this life is a cosmic bootcamp 🌌🌅🐶 |
04/20/26 |
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"You're my real gold medal" Rachmiel tells you as he pulls the plug on XO server |
04/20/26 |
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Tfw no Lacey Chabert-resembling Hallmark channel cosplay gf |
04/20/26 |
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Vance is winning over a substantial number of Catholics here |
04/20/26 |
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Harvest Moon: Friends of CyberMineral Town tp(s) |
04/20/26 |
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the fruit of a rotten tree poisoning the field where it lands |
04/20/26 |
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The soundtrack for Flower circa 2009 playing in my head 24/7/365, tp 🌷 |
04/20/26 |
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How many threads can you blank bump in a night? |
04/20/26 |
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End of Shawshank Redemption except reading Walker Percy with whokebe 🐬 |
04/20/26 |
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Spent 100s of hours studying the early whokebe phenomenon. Fuck yr ?s |
04/20/26 |
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XOXOhth.com is ethereal when you think about it |
04/20/26 |
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Orlando Bloom looked like a man fresh out of prison, pure joy, post-Katy Perry |
04/20/26 |
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how else will this worthless old bastard manage to scar the lambs before he dies |
04/20/26 |
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Only love will win in the end |
04/20/26 |
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“Maybe this weight was a gift - it’s like I had to see what I could lift” |
04/20/26 |
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Nada Surf - The Blizzard of 2077 |
04/20/26 |
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fagmilio you should be delighted, yr corpse might be able to create worthwhile |
04/20/26 |
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Princess Jasmine: ethereal 90s cartoon... jafar tp: "Only sane guy in the room" |
04/20/26 |
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we have such “only sane guy in the room” to show you… |
04/20/26 |
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starting to seem like xo is the only sane place left in this crazy world. |
04/20/26 |
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I respect poasters because it is one of the only sane things you can do |
04/20/26 |
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I'm starting to think deranged tinder pumo might be the only sane person here |
04/20/26 |
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is xo the only sane place on the internet? |
04/20/26 |
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Is 'Fidele in Bruges circa 2003' tp, a bot? |
04/20/26 |
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Quantum Leap except it's Emilio Estevez tp in a different poster's body each wk |
04/20/26 |
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Star Trek, except it’s cuttingtable, mousemo, and me visiting 7/11 c. 1987 |
04/20/26 |
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"Emilio" is a lecherous pedophile trying to find an identity to steal |
04/20/26 |
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The Nissan Leaf |
04/20/26 |
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I want to be homeless |
04/20/26 |
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Every single Nissan rental car, no matter how nice, smells vaguely of weed now? |
04/20/26 |
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Your arthoe GF killing you for a performance art piece called 'Final Intimacies' |
04/20/26 |
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Rate this Italian tring to board a plane (vid) |
04/20/26 |
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Punished (Venom) Emilio |
04/20/26 |
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Spent 100's of hours studying the 1996 Macarena phenomenon. Taking q's |
04/20/26 |
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Study shows 87% of poasting occurs while Claude is working on a response |
04/20/26 |
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What are you honestly more attracted to |
04/20/26 |
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Vance warns on the Catholic Church to stay out of Israel. "It's not your land" |
04/20/26 |
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Poll: Will xo make it to 50,000,000 posts? |
04/20/26 |
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Weird that the Board died when everyone turned 42 |
04/20/26 |
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Senators/Hurricanes going into double overtime woooo |
04/20/26 |
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Prestigious nobleman profession in UK |
04/20/26 |
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haha yeah xo totally has 62m unique posters (rach probably) |
04/20/26 |
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“This used to be a paw board” lab friend, as cyperpunk posting era begins |
04/20/26 |
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When did Japan start to look like this? Migrants everywhere (video) |
04/20/26 |
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Spent 100's of hours studying the 1996 Everest disaster. Taking q's |
04/20/26 |
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the xo Buffalo Sabres |
04/20/26 |
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Remember the golden age of xo new flames every week |
04/20/26 |
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Sales of electric cars rose by more than fifty per cent last month in Europe |
04/20/26 |
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shrew gf: juicy.ai —— second cousin: juicy brown eye |
04/20/26 |
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Ricky, should I get a new rav4, Honda cr-v, or Hyundai Santa Fe |
04/20/26 |
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anyone else notice UPS is like 100x better than FedEX lately? |
04/20/26 |
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New video of Trump shitting himself on golf course (vid) |
04/20/26 |
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Holy the Friendly Ghost |
04/20/26 |
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rate my new streaming studio (Karlstack) |
04/20/26 |
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Oh shit, xo Catholics if this doesn't shake your faith I don't know what will |
04/20/26 |
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that poaster killed himslef btw |
04/20/26 |
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1 in 1000 people are born with an extra finger or toe. this is astonishing. |
04/20/26 |
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oh no, Fizzkidd's beauty filter crashed & she lost 140k subscribers |
04/20/26 |
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Everyone laughs at my prick when they see it |
04/20/26 |
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FizzKidd is still freaking out |
04/20/26 |
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Joe Rogan/podcaster “social media” obsession |
04/20/26 |
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Every single hotel in the PNW, no matter how nice, smells vaguely of weed now? |
04/20/26 |
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free solo'd El Cap today taking q's |
04/20/26 |
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Spent 100's of hours studying the most amazing sexual experience. Taking q's |
04/20/26 |
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huge shitlib here, but honestly, was slavery so bad? |
04/20/26 |
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Pam Bondi nervously calling you, explaining her checking account is "low" |
04/20/26 |
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Streamer Togi explains how spending half a mill on whores made him more money |
04/20/26 |
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Trump's Labor secretary's husband sexually assaulted Labor Department employees |
04/20/26 |
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"You grope them and I'll fuck them." (Trump Labor Sec to her DH) |
04/20/26 |
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Where does Trump even find these fucking freak shows? |
04/20/26 |
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cowshit look at this |
04/20/26 |
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i cant even tell which poasters are real and which are necroed cowgod alts now |
04/20/26 |
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Quick! Someone Get the ZOZO Hamster Some Water! |
04/20/26 |
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I’m unemployed, broke, mentally ill, and I live in ever-increasing squalor |
04/20/26 |
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The Pope is from Chicago, fuck him *gets on knees and prays to man from NYC* |
04/20/26 |
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Sexually malevolent Trump Labor Secretary is OUT! |
04/20/26 |
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Andrew Anglin: This Economy Can Only Crash Now (No Survivors) |
04/20/26 |
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I CHUG THE TWO APPLE JUICE |
04/20/26 |
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What was that expression Ernest tp used for sexually aggressive women? |
04/20/26 |
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There is a Home behind home for which we are all Homesick. - Chesterton 🍃 |
04/20/26 |
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cowdog we are still waiting to hear about your last sexual encounter |
04/20/26 |
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ITT: Why XO is so mentally ill |
04/20/26 |
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“Can u host?” The exhausted server hamster 🐹 asked, and rachmiel delivere |
04/20/26 |
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So many 'influencers' are shilling online gambling/prediction sites |
04/20/26 |
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finished owen benjamin's book, it was mediocre |
04/20/26 |
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Don't talk to me like im some floosy LLM |
04/20/26 |
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Enter the realm of the senses with your azn gf |
04/20/26 |
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Cabinet level firings will start soon |
04/20/26 |
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no feeling will ever come close to the first time i played Super Mario 64 |
04/20/26 |
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as a millennial it still pisses me off what faggots millennials were/are |
04/20/26 |
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"Hey man, I think I accidentally took your Asian Wife home with me. You have min |
04/20/26 |
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This is my asian wife. There are many like it, but this one is mine. |
04/20/26 |
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Historically, popes were apolitical (Blake Neff) |
04/20/26 |
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What’s number 1 place on earth to fuck 18-23 yr old holes rn? |
04/20/26 |
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Singing "My Asian wife" to the tune of "My Sacrifice" |
04/20/26 |
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Waiting around for the Catholic Church to bless Trump's wars tp |
04/20/26 |
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AutoAdmit: Reshuffled |
04/20/26 |
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The Camp of the CyberSaints circa 2021 (tp, needless to say) |
04/20/26 |
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Never met anyone who was so good at pretending to be Jewish online as Ricky |
04/20/26 |
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"It's a word--it's a great word, actually, and it's been treated very unfairly |
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Being a nuclear physicist isn't very safe in America anymore lol |
04/20/26 |
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should i free solo the matterhorn |
04/20/26 |
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Made it to Kyrgyzstan, seems the BITCHES are Hotter here |
04/20/26 |
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*Tracy Chapman voice* You got a hotdog… I got a playroom, where we can be alon |
04/20/26 |
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Art hoe deftly gauging your comfort level with "light bloodplay" |
04/20/26 |
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