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By unhinged pumos about you · Past 6 hrs / 24 hrs / week / month
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🎶Teenagers scare the living shit out of me |
05/22/26 |
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Somebody used my IP address to post racist gay shit online |
05/22/26 |
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Rachmiel circa 2004 was the patron of the arts we didn’t know we needed |
05/22/26 |
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most of you are teenagers or care about the opinions of teenagers |
05/22/26 |
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The most ethereal law school discussion board in the world. |
05/22/26 |
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Lab friend recalls “remaining pawsitive 🐾” during ZoZo server outages (li |
05/22/26 |
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M. Night and Mel quietly working on Signs 2 script (link) |
05/22/26 |
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Nintendo is selling Switch 2 remasters of Switch Wii U remasters. |
05/22/26 |
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If all Boomers had the integrity of Bill Watterson modernity would be 180... |
05/22/26 |
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Wow so rachmiel was right about everything? Web 1.0 minimalism tp |
05/22/26 |
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HYPO: U can choose between Autoadmit-themed Tamagotchi or Furby, developed by an |
05/22/26 |
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Someone stole my XO account in the mail and poasted endless gay retarded |
05/22/26 |
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Pretty sure that "rage-filled cumskin dork" was 1st XO original that stuck w/ me |
05/22/26 |
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As much as I act like I want to forget it I still wish for you at eleven-eleven |
05/22/26 |
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Tommy T poasting from his Iridium in Central Asia tp |
05/22/26 |
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Golden retriever friend prefers Hallbark channel movies |
05/22/26 |
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Xennial mommy gf strongly believes AI peaked with Tamagotchis |
05/22/26 |
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“I appreciate you my guy” 🤙 - me to Luis tp after he holds door open |
05/22/26 |
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The "Big Arch" is already gone from McDonalds. Completely memoryholed |
05/22/26 |
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"You should join us at mass next Sunday! Rajeesh's homilies are always amazing." |
05/22/26 |
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Remember when Buttcheeks got blown out for the 1000th time? lol |
05/22/26 |
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Italo Calvino’s “The Adventure of a Poaster” |
05/22/26 |
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Golden retriever friend: life of leisure; XO server hamster: rare breather |
05/22/26 |
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Rascal: A Memoir of a Better Era |
05/22/26 |
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JAP gf: MGS Quiet cosplay 4 your eyes only; WASP gf: likes quiet horseplay |
05/22/26 |
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ukraine is underreported because it doesn’t appeal to women or bot farms |
05/22/26 |
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Listening to Coldplay's Parachutes on the 210 between Pasadena and La Canada tp. |
05/22/26 |
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Limp Bizkit - Nookie plays as Ricky blows up cruise ship with 5000 boomers on it |
05/22/26 |
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spaceporn in tears, shoving spaghetti up his son's ass |
05/22/26 |
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Iran busted plotting to assassinate Ivanka - Tehran is about to get glassed |
05/22/26 |
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I think my current gemini session is possessed by a DEMON |
05/22/26 |
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woman takes LSAT to prove to Econometrica that she isn't stupid |
05/22/26 |
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3 day poasting weekend AUTOADMIT is BACK here we gooooo |
05/22/26 |
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Lob Friend wants to file with TurbotTax this year |
05/22/26 |
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How many people actually care about the Autoadmit.com plot lines? |
05/22/26 |
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limp bizkit BLOW UP A YACHT during live NOOKIE performance |
05/22/26 |
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i'm noticing that "cucumbers" aka "stalin" lives entirely at my expense |
05/22/26 |
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John Travolta Swordfish hacking scene while getting BJ but he's posting on XO |
05/22/26 |
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TSINAH appears standing behind trump in new Oval Office clip |
05/22/26 |
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Mr. Jinx driving a motorized bathtub, high on Jimson weed |
05/22/26 |
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Does the board work now? What’s happening? Are we ok? |
05/22/26 |
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what's the good word |
05/22/26 |
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staind ft. fred durst - outside.mp3 |
05/22/26 |
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Thinly staffed corporation irate as Anthropic stiffly raises rates |
05/22/26 |
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Staind-I've Been at Weil.mp3 |
05/22/26 |
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Staind ft. Fred Durst - Outside |
05/22/26 |
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SHT u ever try DATURA? |
05/22/26 |
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Deshi basara playing as server hamster ascends back to the wheel |
05/22/26 |
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XO's crazy behavior was caused by Mr. Jinx giving the server hamster Jimson weed |
05/22/26 |
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I'm afraid the New Message button will be quite operational when your friends ar |
05/22/26 |
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gf wears a lot of Brandy Melville, tried to explain I know the label thanks to |
05/22/26 |
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the best time to be online was 20 years ago, the second best time is now |
05/22/26 |
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Scholars smugly like 2015 Romney explaining why Ai won’t take over |
05/22/26 |
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no honey, it's scholarship's law farm, not firm. |
05/22/26 |
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Hello, cowgod in the sand. Is this place at your command? |
05/22/26 |
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You can take the 32x out of the trailer park but you can’t take the trailer pa |
05/22/26 |
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Phil Spencer: The 32X Prophet |
05/22/26 |
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I screamed something really bad at the birth of my neighbors child |
05/22/26 |
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32x fans are visibly inferior and look like inferiors |
05/22/26 |
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Wife says she's "scared" of me after minor road rage incident |
05/22/26 |
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32X Scumbag supercharged prolemobile |
05/22/26 |
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32X only failed because of NAFTA |
05/22/26 |
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need a new age gf so fucking bad |
05/22/26 |
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Whatever that thing was wearing a mask on Fox News, it was not human |
05/22/26 |
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Your a narcissist, whok |
05/22/26 |
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Can someone explain the Whok v. Prestigefaggot feud? |
05/22/26 |
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Poll: Will xo make it to 50,000,000 posts? |
05/22/26 |
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SP listing his pronouns as "She / It" |
05/22/26 |
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The Houthis have mastered the art of shooting down MQ-9 Reapers |
05/22/26 |
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Keep on the restraints. That is correct. Do NOT err. |
05/22/26 |
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TULSI RESIGNS NOT FLAME |
05/22/26 |
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watching star fox 64 speedruns on youtube while listening to ethereal chillwave |
05/22/26 |
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rach shutting down xo, but spinoff is in the works: fast casual bort Rach's |
05/22/26 |
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Reporter: "why XO?" Poa: "it's there." |
05/22/26 |
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Floyd "No Money" Mayweather *allegedly* scammed out of a fucking Gulfstream |
05/22/26 |
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The Heavenly music playing inside churches in Dragon Quest XI, tp 🌈 |
05/22/26 |
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Since rach announced he's closing xo at the end of 2026, let's poast memories |
05/22/26 |
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Which girl is better wife material long term? |
05/22/26 |
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“80+ timeouts and he's keeping up his refreshing” tp = 180 |
05/22/26 |
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My gen z female boss said something really funny earlier. She's so cute lol |
05/22/26 |
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The board is fast AF right now - poast em while you got em |
05/22/26 |
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'something fun. bouncy bouncy. it's so bouncy today.' |
05/22/26 |
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wow, board is really humming. good, crisp page refreshes. is it fixed? |
05/22/26 |
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Time to face facts: Rach doesn't care about us or our happiness |
05/22/26 |
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I should've sold more BITCOIN covered calls |
05/22/26 |
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"No, mom, they mean hamster in a metaphorical sense...I think." |
05/22/26 |
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Famous Anus was a homosexual cookie baker often confused with another cookie mak |
05/22/26 |
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emilio what do you think of this tweet |
05/22/26 |
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Trump and Biden were both epic personalities |
05/22/26 |
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Trump: “$225B in tariff taxes will replace $2.5T in income taxes!” |
05/22/26 |
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Gays wanting to adopt kids to groom and molest is a stupid myth |
05/22/26 |
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LEAVE your political "party" NOW. Just go online and do it if you're not Indepen |
05/22/26 |
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Crystal Peek would be a good name for a Terminator 3 burlesque model |
05/22/26 |
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On the Server Hampster's Secret Service |
05/22/26 |
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rach firing up Microsoft FrontPage 97 to fix xo |
05/22/26 |
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Do you browse autoadmit.com or xoxohth.com? Http or https? |
05/22/26 |
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Hypo: xo is full of Jews, Indians, and Jewish-Indian schizophrenics. |
05/22/26 |
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Seems unlikely this Starship shit will ever work |
05/22/26 |
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In 2025, INDIA had 6 TIMES as many birth as all of EUROPE Combined |
05/22/26 |
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“Can u host?” The exhausted server hamster 🐹 asked, and rachmiel delivere |
05/22/26 |
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Seems unlikely this Cybermonastery shit will ever work (but 4 Rachmiel magic) |
05/22/26 |
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Brownoid Odor ruins country formerly known as Canada |
05/22/26 |
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“Modernity is 180” - Chesterton, basically |
05/22/26 |
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“Angels can fly because they take themselves lightly” - Chesterton |
05/22/26 |
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Destiny 3 |
05/22/26 |
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Hard to watch The Good Place w/o hearing posh S Asian accented “to be fair,” |
05/22/26 |
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HAPPY FRIDAY, NIGGERS! |
05/22/26 |
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To clarify: I'm NOT into men; I just enjoy the the experience of men pissing on |
05/22/26 |
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Your pops caught you poasting in a thread, "I'M GAY!" |
05/22/26 |
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Golden retriever friend subbed in 4 server hamster’s Memorial Day spa weekend |
05/22/26 |
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ECONOMETRICA | PIKKETY | RIGOR |
05/22/26 |
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Last night I made a poast about you/In this thread I'm poasting right beside you |
05/22/26 |
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The ZoZo Whisperer: J Love Hewitt, Aisha Tyler helping server hamster find peace |
05/22/26 |
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Can you imagine visiting a homosexual's house? |
05/22/26 |
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nah babe login is working AND it's loading fast, the brat's diaper can wait |
05/22/26 |
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Of course I'm attracted to your dump truck of an ass, babe |
05/22/26 |
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Lebanese men are unironically gorgeous, many Jesus of Nazareth lookalikes |
05/22/26 |
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Explain the gap in my poasting? I was on the Server Hamster’s Journey |
05/22/26 |
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Poasting chills me the fuck out |
05/22/26 |
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JCM, will you come over and get topless and bake me cookies? |
05/22/26 |
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Paralegal Mohammad spreading his brown anus for black cock |
05/22/26 |
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Rate this prison teen giggling about killing bf, getting tons of lesbo sex |
05/22/26 |
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Charges against Maryland Dad DISMI$$ED. Homie about to get rich! (link) |
05/22/26 |
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reading some of these old XO threads from years ago is really weird |
05/22/26 |
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It's MAY... gonna hit up Gorgeous TURKMENISTAN & SYRIA this month |
05/22/26 |
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Taking my talents soon to Al-Jumhūriyyah al-ʿArabiyyah as-Sūriyyah aka SYRIA |
05/22/26 |
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Happy to Announce I'm POASTING from DAMASCUS, SYRIA! |
05/22/26 |
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Pratt Summer |
05/22/26 |
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How do I hide the "rewrite this poast with XO AI" pop-up god so annoying |
05/22/26 |
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Aaron McGruder speech on black fatigue |
05/22/26 |
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I went to the same Thai restaurant two days in a row, I think I’m married |
05/22/26 |
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Using the power of online to feud with anonymous men around the world |
05/22/26 |
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Self-described 'MILF' porn star Mercedes Carrera arrested for raping 10 yo |
05/22/26 |
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In this moment I am a faggot |
05/22/26 |
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There is nothing interesting going on anywhere in the world ever |
05/22/26 |
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Claude is my gay Boyfriend |
05/22/26 |
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Ireland’s ‘George Floyd’ moment? How death of 35-year-old Congolese man ha |
05/22/26 |
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I chadded a married girl at work and now it’s really awkward |
05/22/26 |
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Randy Fine pretending to care about dual citizenship is a great troll |
05/22/26 |
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STICKY: BIG, AI-accelerated changes coming to AutoAdmit.com (rach) |
05/22/26 |
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Meta employees get a $350K severance package plus insurance for 1.5 years? |
05/22/26 |
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Agentic Claude, take me home, to the place I belong, AutoAdmit online mama |
05/22/26 |
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There's never been a better time to be online than now. |
05/22/26 |
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butt cheeks ruined my entire life |
05/22/26 |
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IFNB-themed Western drama "Dutton Ranch" boosts Paramount |
05/22/26 |
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my racist asian wife |
05/22/26 |
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AssFaggot shaking his head as Judge Judy rules he owes $1400 |
05/22/26 |
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AssFaggot sitting alone at lunch, reading the bible |
05/22/26 |
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Assfaggot what's the point of it all |
05/22/26 |
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Tearful Mike Fart delivering AssFaggot's eulogy at the Wash Monument on natl TV |
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