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By unhinged pumos about you · Past 6 hrs / 24 hrs / week / month
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Shitcons - explain ITT why I need a mirror to see my penis |
11/25/25 |
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2027 US Army war manual on FAFO includes Hegseth as a case study |
11/25/25 |
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what are libs going on about today |
11/25/25 |
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The most prestigious is the one where you program your opponent to self-destruct |
11/25/25 |
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Cons think I'm schizo but I'm actually bipolar |
11/25/25 |
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The most prestigious war is the one you win without firing a shot |
11/25/25 |
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Shitcons think 8 random members of Congress chatted in the cafeteria about this? |
11/25/25 |
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Shitcons explain who put these members of Congress in touch with each other |
11/25/25 |
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Shitcons forgot the only intelligence agencies that work are military ones |
11/25/25 |
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Shitcons forgot the NSA is on an Army base and is always run by a General |
11/25/25 |
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*sp snacks crotch on window* “I got his number, how you like that acorn?” |
11/25/25 |
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GOBBLE*HAPPY THANKSGIVING FROM BOOM*GOBBLE GOBBLE;););););););)! |
11/25/25 |
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"Dick in a Box" costume but it's Spaceporn w/ Little Free Library over his acorn |
11/25/25 |
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Hey cons, the NSA is a military org and their X accounts say "United States" |
11/25/25 |
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So the Generals tapped Mark Kelly to speak on their behalf? Sure looks that way |
11/25/25 |
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I'm a widower, does that make me a bachelor or something else |
11/25/25 |
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His acorn’s sweaty, hair’s retarded, gut is heavy, hotdogs in the playroom r |
11/25/25 |
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Little fucker finally ready to perform “squirrel gets the acorn” routine |
11/25/25 |
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Prole Tell: Preferring D&D 5E over Pathfinder 2E |
11/25/25 |
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Cons, not sure if u noticed but UCMJ courts are kinda light on crime |
11/25/25 |
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Was Trump always this stupid or is it dementia? |
11/25/25 |
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Trump is reportedly furious at Bondi about Comey, threatening to fire her |
11/25/25 |
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Cons think UCMJ courts are kangaroo courts but it's the other way around |
11/25/25 |
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will there ever be good movies again |
11/25/25 |
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I think about Christine "Blasey" Ford a lot |
11/25/25 |
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What Console are you guys starting your sons on? |
11/25/25 |
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Truckstop Face Pleasure 4: The Peterman Prolapse |
11/25/25 |
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Japanese title of Peterman biopic: "Truck Stop Face Pleasure!" |
11/25/25 |
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Surface Transport Relief Area Pleasure Back Passage Kaiju (Japanese Peterman |
11/25/25 |
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How Nicholas Maduro feeling right now? |
11/25/25 |
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Wild raccoon in Vermont recognizes man who saved its life in NJ 6 years ago (vid |
11/25/25 |
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Japanese title for XO translates to Bigot Gays: Hairline Calamity! |
11/25/25 |
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Shoulda listened to NSAM |
11/25/25 |
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Where's the list gunner |
11/25/25 |
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Baghdad Blake |
11/25/25 |
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"Howard The Duck" theme plays as mig fires up thread abt mystery of the trinity |
11/25/25 |
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I can't believe xo shitcons won't defend Trump's messenger-shooting efforts |
11/25/25 |
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will there ever be a good Beck album |
11/25/25 |
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Last night I went to 7-11 just to buy a 16oz can of regular Coca Cola |
11/25/25 |
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Nothing in the says a General can't brainstorm ways to topple a regime |
11/25/25 |
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How to cop Ukraine refugee wife? (boor) |
11/25/25 |
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Twins opening philosophy bar called Mojito Ergo Sum |
11/25/25 |
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Dick Fitts in St. Louis (link) |
11/25/25 |
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Princeton --> flames out as a Major in the National Guard |
11/25/25 |
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Beck's divorce made him create arguably the best album of 2010-2015 |
11/25/25 |
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Wow, so Captain in the Navy = full bird Colonel? LMFAO@ Captain Hegseth |
11/25/25 |
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The Japanese word for "suit" is "sebiro" ==> "Saville Row" |
11/25/25 |
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excitedly handing ur tablet to ur mom to show her a based poast u made |
11/25/25 |
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The pilgrims fascinate me. Their lives seemed insanely bleak and unhappy. |
11/25/25 |
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Nintendo Switch game deal for Black Friday |
11/25/25 |
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Bratislava looks incredible. |
11/25/25 |
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"Pump my man twat," said Whok as he split his cheeks |
11/25/25 |
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the fact that cowgod has -100 comment karma on reddit is hilarious |
11/25/25 |
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Trump's "high energy" lifestyle coupled with no exercise brain stem fogged up |
11/25/25 |
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In Japan they call hockey "slippery golf" (wikipedia) |
11/25/25 |
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announcing redistribution of height and phenotype |
11/25/25 |
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Ukraine troops are all retreating from the front lines |
11/25/25 |
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Can anyone explain Web 1.0 throwback bulletin boards |
11/25/25 |
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Johnny Michael Spann was killed 24 years ago today |
11/25/25 |
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the Japanese word for penguin is "business goose" |
11/25/25 |
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Ropes & Gray Partner Engaged to Porn Actress Known as Cory Chase (NYT) |
11/25/25 |
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Mod here. All NSAM posts will be immediately deleted going forward. |
11/25/25 |
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Dems to military: Trump will be gone soon, if you help him there will be consequ |
11/25/25 |
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Trump's got protein deposits on his brain stem; his vocabulary is limited now |
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Whokebe, you fat faggot...your wife loves riding my cock |
11/25/25 |
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So Russia has 2 million stoked warriors and Europe is poor, weak and demoralized |
11/25/25 |
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FRY | REESES PEESIES | POP |
11/25/25 |
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Isn't Rudy Giuliani qualified to be Attorney General? Where is he? |
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Biggest "sim glitch" to me is the originator of "outlet malls" was Robert Outlet |
11/25/25 |
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So those weren't Charlie Kirk's kids? That's why they aren't sad? |
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Why did Charlie Kirk not get married until 27 when he was obsessed with god |
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DeSantis called out as a jeet lover |
11/25/25 |
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The Legend of ZoZo: Rach’s Awakening 🐳🎶 |
11/25/25 |
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“Can u host?” The exhausted server hamster 🐹 asked, and rachmiel delivere |
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Seeing Catalina Island on a clear day in Altadena circa 1992… 🌅 |
11/25/25 |
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Love adding value in a fast paced online performance artisted environment |
11/25/25 |
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Who's culturally whiter? ZoZo or Autoadmit? |
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Waiting for glamorous Bollywood version of Autoadmit’s rise to prominence |
11/25/25 |
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In theory, couldnt you do AUTOADMIT for just 10 years and retire? |
11/25/25 |
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Did any of you Losers get that app where username is Net Worth |
11/25/25 |
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AZNgirl reading Walt Disney's love letter to Christendom |
11/25/25 |
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Breaking: NSAM more qualified to be Attorney General than Halligan |
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Rachmiel can you rate this greatbort U made please |
11/25/25 |
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Retiring. shroomsman / shroomsman11. Nice find! LOL i miss whok |
11/25/25 |
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10 years ago I set out to beat every Zelda game ever made. Here is my progress |
11/25/25 |
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"With all due respect Mr. Secretary, we did research what FAFO means" |
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Natural blonde "Timberlyn" smiling as you pass her at Ole Miss freshman orientat |
11/25/25 |
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The snow falls outside as you rest in between AT&T's Lily's thighs |
11/25/25 |
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Day FIVE of Trump's full blown meltdown over generals disobeying him |
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Consuelas back, and he’s really suicidal now |
11/25/25 |
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Hegseth seems really excited to learn we have drones with cameras |
11/25/25 |
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entire bort is just NSAM spam |
11/25/25 |
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pickle juice tp |
11/25/25 |
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jameson tp |
11/25/25 |
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Turning Point Uganda Senegal Angola |
11/25/25 |
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Give Blake a new article from NYPost and harvest his body heat to generate power |
11/25/25 |
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hey guys my RealPlayer app stopped working |
11/25/25 |
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STICKY: why do shitmods think Pete Hegseth needs protection from me? |
11/25/25 |
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Hey cumskins, Turdskins rated as most attractive on Tinder |
11/25/25 |
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Anyone else getting excited for Thanksgiving threading? |
11/25/25 |
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someone contact Rach to please ban NSAM |
11/25/25 |
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Man o war I’m a niggerlover and a pubehead |
11/25/25 |
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Free shaving foam: give Blake Neff a random news article about London |
11/25/25 |
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Agent Neff, foaming at the mouth: are you saying this is what the law says? |
11/25/25 |
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omg HEGTHETH |
11/25/25 |
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Hegseth is throwing the weakest punches ever thrown by homo sapiens |
11/25/25 |
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oyt do you ever think about going on reddit and doing gay console shit over ther |
11/25/25 |
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Maxwell Frost, First Gen Z Congressman, Gets His Bearings on Capitol Hill |
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You guys ever get Disappointed by phenotypes |
11/25/25 |
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Front desk staff at $20m hotels are opioid addicts with face tattoos? |
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SP jr is, not my lover, he’s just a ricehoal, I like to use for sick fun... |
11/25/25 |
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"Sexualize him! Sexualize him!" crowd roars as Peterman stands before Pontius Pi |
11/25/25 |
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Stupid bitch wife wants to go back to the Hmong Hut. I want burgers instead |
11/25/25 |
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“It’s my dick in a box,” sang SP while giving a Happy Meal to SPjr |
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Bored SPjr reading comic book: “Is it in yet?” |
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Spaceporn chasing sobbing SPjr thru the house w his tiny hardon out |
11/25/25 |
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Spaceporn declaring jus primae noctis over SPjr’s sleepover party |
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Bigger penis: SP or SPjr? |
11/25/25 |
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I bet SP took SPjr to drag queen story hour |
11/25/25 |
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SP or SPjr: who is “bigger” |
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Teenage SPjr strapping up, "who's the squancher now!?" |
11/25/25 |
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SP snatches the hot dog from SPjr, "That one's mine!" |
11/25/25 |
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SP to SPjr at Panda Express: "fortune cookie say me get lucky tonight" |
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Uhhh…Kenny made me do this! *sp thrusts inside spjr* |
11/25/25 |
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*SP revealing weird spjr rape shit tattoo* YOU SEE THIS? IT MEANS, NOT FUNNY |
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SP forcing his tongue down SPjr’s throat before school |
11/25/25 |
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"wakey wakey, rape then vapey" spaceporn giggles to self as he opens SPjr's door |
11/25/25 |
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Anyone notice a giant increase in niggers walking around on their knuckles? |
11/25/25 |
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"Here cuuuums the clown," sings SPjr., pointing to his asshole |
11/25/25 |
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Come back here you little fucker! SP chasing fully nude SPjr frm roadside motel |
11/25/25 |
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I've buttfucked SPjr until he pooped (Johnny Paycheck) |
11/25/25 |
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It's pretty obvious Changes XII still lurks and has mod powers. Blake Neff |
11/25/25 |
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Most prestigious lawyer on most prestigious law bort got shitmodded for this? |
11/25/25 |
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Rate RFK Jr’s text to his side piece |
11/25/25 |
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whokebe, mr jinx is back |
11/25/25 |
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Taking Qs on Whokebe |
11/25/25 |
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Poast ITT if you have no Thanksgiving plans and will be poasting |
11/25/25 |
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“Lock him up!Lock him up!”chants whok as jinx secured cockcage @ thanksgivin |
11/25/25 |
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I'll crawl over 50 good pussies just to get to one fat boy's asshole |
11/25/25 |
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Spaceporn should knock disco fries out |
11/25/25 |
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🚨 Arrest in January 6th pipe bomb probe 🚨 |
11/25/25 |
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How do you store your crypto cold wallet info? |
11/25/25 |
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Rate this YOKED Jewish Zionist |
11/25/25 |
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Happy Tuesday! or as we say in NYC, Happy Jewsday! |
11/25/25 |
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Census adding "Brown" as racial category |
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Uh oh it looks like DOJ thought Trump's military orders were unlawful |
11/25/25 |
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happy NIGGER TUESDAY 🦍🍗🍾 |
11/25/25 |
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tried to do Shabu Shabu at home last night. nasty shit |
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TSINAH taking q's briefly about becoming a father |
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Ordered a white russian. Waitress told me there's no such thing. |
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