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 |  | STICKY: server company just overwrote all the threads from today and yesterday | 10/26/26 | (2) |
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Autistic 2nd cousin explaining how you're actually her 1st cousin once removed |
06/06/26 |
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2nd cuz: pls bump it higher, shrew gf: this meme should retire |
06/06/26 |
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well, there's forcememing, shitpoasting, niggerthreading, gay threading, 2nd cou |
06/06/26 |
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Is xo equipped to deal with the 22nd century? |
06/06/26 |
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Rach opening XO membership: “Wouldst thou live schizophrenically?” |
06/06/26 |
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A golden retriever named Oilime in Bizarro World |
06/06/26 |
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A Gondorian golden retriever poasting from Rivendell on his Iridium, tp |
06/06/26 |
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future post collectors coveting rare "emilo" misspelling threads |
06/06/26 |
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The Character Assassination of Emilo by the Coward '''''''''''''' |
06/06/26 |
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Mr. Jinx in his I Heart Hegel thong claiming YOU'RE the poseur |
06/06/26 |
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2016-19 was xo's "Attitude Era" |
06/06/26 |
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RATING POSTERS as fake Chinese product reviews on amazon.com |
06/06/26 |
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Its a Wonderful Life but about if you didnt marry an Asian woman |
06/06/26 |
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2nd year female biglaw associates with praise kinks |
06/06/26 |
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2nd Cousin: Orange, Shrew gf: ?????? |
06/06/26 |
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101 Dalmatians is the greatest film ever made |
06/06/26 |
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Christchurch Mosque was a literal Al Qaeda recruitment center |
06/06/26 |
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where can I watch the CHRISTCHURCH video???? |
06/06/26 |
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Frog and Toad Engage In Self-Care After Viewing Mosque Shooting |
06/06/26 |
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Frog and Toad explain that Zyklon-B leaves a chemical residue. |
06/06/26 |
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Deep Dicked Dads |
06/06/26 |
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"I can't, I'm a fag." (askav) |
06/06/26 |
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deBUSSY heh |
06/06/26 |
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your HS gf spreading her huge hot pussy hole on her parents kitchen counter |
06/06/26 |
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Thanks for listening to The Back Pain Podcast, |
06/06/26 |
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"Sup Brady" threads are played out unfunny shit, can't believe that people get |
06/06/26 |
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all this plexiglass everywhere did sweet fuck all to stop covid lmao @ libs |
06/06/26 |
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In 5 years people will be ashamed to admit they ever owned cryptocurrency |
06/06/26 |
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Just got a growler fill of McDonalds iced coffee (ricky) |
06/06/26 |
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Mr. Jinx sings Morrissey-style in a N. Dakota man camp kitchen |
06/06/26 |
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is there such thing as a 2nd chance on zozo |
06/06/26 |
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2nd Cousin: Lets smoke a joint! Shrew GF: Tommy T makes a good point! |
06/06/26 |
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wtf. rach just enabled the "email notifications from marked threads" option. |
06/06/26 |
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Me&twins&jafar pitching round table discussion of Cyclonopedia to Meet the Press |
06/06/26 |
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Gonna start reposting old threads as updates like a 2nd rate sologirl site |
06/06/26 |
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my mind is so delicate, i smoked marijuana twice and almost went insane the 2nd |
06/06/26 |
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Mayim Bialik Spending Vaca on a Kibbutz Shoveling Cow Shit |
06/06/26 |
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2nd cuz: my back needs lotion / Shrew GF: Quiet while I finish this motion! |
06/06/26 |
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2nd cousin: "Lord--my nipple slipped! ;)" Shrew GF: "Board membership!" |
06/06/26 |
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2nd Cousin: Compulsive Smiler / ShrewGF: Inveterate Toilet Defiler |
06/06/26 |
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Patrick Chung: A UVA Tale (part 1) |
06/06/26 |
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2nd cuz Tif: you have a GF?who cares?/ Shrewvanka: don't make Daddy climb stairs |
06/06/26 |
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2nd cousin: wearing nothing but a smile / ShrewGF: drafting motions for trial |
06/06/26 |
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FYI- A Golden Retriever is God, and Emilio is his Prophet |
06/06/26 |
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Picard Data make love nothing wrong mentorship sex sacred sex physical limitatio |
06/06/26 |
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2nd cousin: "Should I dress whore-ier?" Shrew gf: social justice warrior |
06/06/26 |
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2nd cousin: look at my thigh gap!; Shrew GF: ugh look at these changes to GAAP |
06/06/26 |
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2nd cuz: "put your peen in!" Shrew GF: *reading Lean In* |
06/06/26 |
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In 1967 Israel opened fire on US naval ship killing 34 oops! haha still friends? |
06/06/26 |
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Toilet tentacle tenderly spreading your wife's labia |
06/06/26 |
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El Salvador to become the 52nd state |
06/06/26 |
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"1st of all I've never even heard of that site. 2nd, I post there ironically |
06/06/26 |
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Lifehack: read Stalin thread titles in 2nd cousin voice |
06/06/26 |
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2nd cousin: u like my thong diaper?; shrew gf: OMG this mango couldnt be riper |
06/06/26 |
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2nd Cuz: “Head on the road?” Nullo BF: “I still unload!” |
06/06/26 |
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why does it have to be your 2nd cousin? |
06/06/26 |
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what is the most prestigious 2nd cousin thread of all time? |
06/06/26 |
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2nd cousin: "c'mon, let's take one more dip" |
06/06/26 |
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2nd cousin: Wanna do it with my friend? ;) Shrew gf: White supremacy must end! |
06/06/26 |
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2nd cousin: Wanna have some fun? Shrew gf: DID YOU KNOW UVA IS A PUBLIC IVY? |
06/06/26 |
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shrew gf: "I want rifles banned"! 2nd cuz: *tosses you bandolier underhand* |
06/06/26 |
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your 2nd cousin carefully watching your face during Folger's commercial |
06/06/26 |
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2nd cousin: "Can u show me how nintendo 64 works?" |
06/06/26 |
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Shrew gf: FIGHT SONG; 2nd cousin: white thong |
06/06/26 |
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2nd cousin: born in 1999. shrew gf: passed bar in 1999 |
06/06/26 |
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2nd cousin: Aw, i'll teach ;) Shrew gf: Hate is not free speech! |
06/06/26 |
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2nd cousin: so much tightness... shrew gf: abolish whiteness! |
06/06/26 |
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No 2nd cousin threading? Sad. It's been a holiday tradition since 2013 |
06/06/26 |
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ur 2nd cousin rubbing next to u while doing her nails:"what were the 90's like?" |
06/06/26 |
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2nd cousin: "I need punishment."; Shrew GF: "I need to punish men." |
06/06/26 |
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Shrew gf: "well behaved women rarely make history" 2nd cousin: " |
06/06/26 |
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Shrew gf: Ashkenazi. 2nd cousin: Nazi. |
06/06/26 |
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Your future wife complaining about her 2nd husband on an anonymous law chat bort |
06/06/26 |
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xo 2015: 2nd cousin threading xo 2019: 2nd husband threading |
06/06/26 |
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2nd cousin: Submissive; Shrew GF: Grad school application submission |
06/06/26 |
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BIG LAW 2nd yr mistakingly sent sex email to ALL FIRM instead of gf Allie (link) |
06/06/26 |
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Shrew gf: works on spreadsheets. 2nd cousin: spreads on sheets |
06/06/26 |
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2nd cousin; Shrew GF: oldest running xo meme thread format? |
06/06/26 |
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2nd cousin: "my body, your choice". Shrew gf: "my body my choice!" |
06/06/26 |
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2nd cuz: I don’t wanna walk right ;) Shrew gf: I’m going on birthright |
06/06/26 |
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shrew gf: hot sauce in purse; 2nd cousin: hot saucy nurse |
06/06/26 |
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2nd cuz: “Yes! Yes! Oh God! Oh God!” Shrew gf: “Yes! Another tweet by the |
06/06/26 |
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2nd cousin: Down with the patriarchy; Shrew GF: "Down with the patriarchy!" |
06/06/26 |
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2nd cousin: "AIPAC we must destroy", Shrew GF: "Find me a Shabbos goy" |
06/06/26 |
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Shrew gf: I'm a Jewish princess; 2nd cousin: I really love incest |
06/06/26 |
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holy shit rach fixed 2nd page too!??!???! |
06/06/26 |
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2nd cuz: Like my friend? I know ya want us ;) Shrew gf: He called her Pocahontas |
06/06/26 |
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"Law firms really have THEIR OWN conferencing systems?" ur 2nd cousin gushed |
06/06/26 |
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2nd cuz: "Merry Christmas!" Shrew GF: "Happy Holidays is a political litmus!" |
06/06/26 |
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Shrew gf: My masters! 2nd cousin: My master |
06/06/26 |
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2nd cousin: makes out in back of car / Shrew GF: posts as Jafar |
06/06/26 |
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2nd cousin weeping under Paul Walker poster, needs consolation |
06/06/26 |
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It wasn't that bad until Obamas 2nd term |
06/06/26 |
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2nd cousin: Living waifu; Shrew GF: Giving WuFlu |
06/06/26 |
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2nd cousin: Call me your COVID bitch ... shrew gf: Bitching about COVID |
06/06/26 |
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can't wait until we get to 2nd wife threading on xo |
06/06/26 |
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2nd Cousin: Wants to be a stay-at-home mom; Shrew GF: "Stay the fuck at home!" |
06/06/26 |
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2nd cousin: I wanna get on your pole; Shrew GF: Know how I know she's a prole? |
06/06/26 |
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2nd bikini pic - backside now (Julia) |
06/06/26 |
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Everyone's poasting for 2nd place in MPM 2020. |
06/06/26 |
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Gonna need EPAH to rate the WOC in 2nd season of Homecoming on Amazon Prime |
06/06/26 |
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What happens when every state capital and 2nd-3rd tier city becomes cosmopolita? |
06/06/26 |
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XO STYLE GUIDE ALERT...2nd Cuz goes first, Shrew second. Tyia |
06/06/26 |
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shrew gf: He crossed state lines! 2nd cousin: Laughing, having a good time. |
06/06/26 |
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2nd cousin: I'm on my knees ;) Shrew gf: I'm on my knees |
06/06/26 |
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Shrew gf: Reading ur search history, fuming. 2nd cuz: Doing the same, grinning |
06/06/26 |
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2nd cuz: Finger me! Shrew gf: Not RBG! |
06/06/26 |
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2nd Cuz: i love man concerned about the JQ Shrew GF: calls a line a queue |
06/06/26 |
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Shrew GF: Let's do a virtual Halloween 2nd Cousin: Did Pocahontas wear a top? |
06/06/26 |
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2nd cousin, lamenting fact she's turning 30 and doesn't have a long-term bf |
06/06/26 |
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2nd cuz: take another hit from this bong. shrew gf: everything he does is wrong! |
06/06/26 |
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Shrew gf: “Put on your mask!” 2nd cuz: “I thought you’d never ask” |
06/06/26 |
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Can’t find the original 2nd cousin thread, HELP |
06/06/26 |
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2nd cousin: you’re such a hunk!......shrew GF: that’s been debunked! |
06/06/26 |
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2nd half of 1989 sucks |
06/06/26 |
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2nd year comes in the office every day and rips his shirt off like hulk hogan |
06/06/26 |
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Your future wife getting along famously with your 2nd cousin |
06/06/26 |
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2nd cuz: "U see my breasts clearly?" Shrew Gf: *lectures on critical race theory |
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2nd cuz: "I want to fuck you" shrew gf: *lawyer for ACLU* |
06/06/26 |
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2nd cuz: Loves to dress as your secretary; Shrew GF: Loves the press secretary |
06/06/26 |
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2nd cousin: *fuming as you ignore her short skirt to constantly F5 fake btc thre |
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2nd cousin: My safe word is "silence" ;). Shrew GF: White silence equals violenc |
06/06/26 |
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2nd cuz: "wanna bone?" shrew gf: "stay the fuck home!" |
06/06/26 |
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XO needs a 2nd boart to put all non-Brahmin poasters |
06/06/26 |
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Shrew GF: Why don’t you care about me? 2nd Cousin: LOL @ this new gene therapy |
06/06/26 |
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Shrew gf: "Did you watch the Arbery trial?". 2nd cuz: "I'm thankful for Kyle" |
06/06/26 |
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2nd cousin: “I dare you to ask.”; Shrew GF: “Wear your mask!” |
06/06/26 |
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2nd Cousin: Transforming into a hot chick; Shrew GF: Performing a fact check |
06/06/26 |
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2nd cousin: Come on over I'm feeling filthy, Shrew GF: Kyle is fucking guilty! |
06/06/26 |
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shrew gf: "Will Smith slapped!" 2nd cousin: "Rate my gap!" |
06/06/26 |
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2nd cousin: speaks with ACB voice; Shrew GF: "ACB will take away my choice!" |
06/06/26 |
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2nd Cousin: In her 30s; 2nd Cousin-Once Removed: Youthful but lacks rhyme |
06/06/26 |
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What is the best xo 2nd cousin / shrew gf meme post? |
06/06/26 |
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ur 2nd cousin w/ her bare legs resting on ur lap: "What was 2008 like?" |
06/06/26 |
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2nd cousin: Sweet, purring; Speech Pathologist GF: Treats your slurring |
06/06/26 |
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2nd Cousin: “You’re cute”; Speech Pathologist GF: “You’re mute” |
06/06/26 |
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2nd cousin laying head on ur lap: "what was Oasis like?" |
06/06/26 |
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Mentat 2nd Cousin: Living computer; Shrew GF: Living on her computer |
06/06/26 |
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ur 2nd cousin resting w/ her bare legs on ur lap: "what was ur fave era of ZoZo? |
06/06/26 |
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sister brought her 2nd cousin to christmas and she doesn't realize I'm an austis |
06/06/26 |
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Pending xo poasts drop 38% y/y, 2nd largest monthly drop in history |
06/06/26 |
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Lob 2nd cousin: "I'm a hardbody!" |
06/06/26 |
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SIL calmly holding 2nd cousin’s head below family pool waterline |
06/06/26 |
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2nd cousin: wat r u doin 2nite?; SIL: I hear you know how to hit it right |
06/06/26 |
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2nd cousin: xoxoxo; Shrew gf: xo is a cyber-cesspool |
06/06/26 |
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discussing Dostoevsky w/ beatnik 2nd cousin at Thanksgiving |
06/06/26 |
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***2014 XO AWARD NOMINATIONS: Most Erotic 2nd Cuz Post *** |
06/06/26 |
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Challenge. Shrew GF / 2nd cousin thread title. Has to be a Haiku.... |
06/06/26 |
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2nd cuz: "OMG my pussy needs a reprieve :)" shrew gf: "here, put on this sleeve" |
06/06/26 |
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"I dunno Becky I think he might only be schizotypal" "Stacy, give him a chance t |
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