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By unhinged pumos about you · Past 6 hrs / 24 hrs / week / month
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 |  | STICKY: server company just overwrote all the threads from today and yesterday | 10/26/26 | (25) |
| | STICKY: invite codes are being rolled out | 10/26/26 | (17) |
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2nd cousin: Call me your COVID bitch ... shrew gf: Bitching about COVID |
06/06/26 |
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can't wait until we get to 2nd wife threading on xo |
06/06/26 |
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2nd Cousin: Wants to be a stay-at-home mom; Shrew GF: "Stay the fuck at home!" |
06/06/26 |
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2nd cousin: I wanna get on your pole; Shrew GF: Know how I know she's a prole? |
06/06/26 |
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2nd bikini pic - backside now (Julia) |
06/06/26 |
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Everyone's poasting for 2nd place in MPM 2020. |
06/06/26 |
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Gonna need EPAH to rate the WOC in 2nd season of Homecoming on Amazon Prime |
06/06/26 |
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What happens when every state capital and 2nd-3rd tier city becomes cosmopolita? |
06/06/26 |
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XO STYLE GUIDE ALERT...2nd Cuz goes first, Shrew second. Tyia |
06/06/26 |
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shrew gf: He crossed state lines! 2nd cousin: Laughing, having a good time. |
06/06/26 |
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2nd cousin: I'm on my knees ;) Shrew gf: I'm on my knees |
06/06/26 |
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Shrew gf: Reading ur search history, fuming. 2nd cuz: Doing the same, grinning |
06/06/26 |
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2nd cuz: Finger me! Shrew gf: Not RBG! |
06/06/26 |
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2nd Cuz: i love man concerned about the JQ Shrew GF: calls a line a queue |
06/06/26 |
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Shrew GF: Let's do a virtual Halloween 2nd Cousin: Did Pocahontas wear a top? |
06/06/26 |
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2nd cousin, lamenting fact she's turning 30 and doesn't have a long-term bf |
06/06/26 |
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2nd cuz: take another hit from this bong. shrew gf: everything he does is wrong! |
06/06/26 |
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Shrew gf: “Put on your mask!” 2nd cuz: “I thought you’d never ask” |
06/06/26 |
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Can’t find the original 2nd cousin thread, HELP |
06/06/26 |
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2nd cousin: you’re such a hunk!......shrew GF: that’s been debunked! |
06/06/26 |
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2nd half of 1989 sucks |
06/06/26 |
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2nd year comes in the office every day and rips his shirt off like hulk hogan |
06/06/26 |
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Your future wife getting along famously with your 2nd cousin |
06/06/26 |
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2nd cuz: "U see my breasts clearly?" Shrew Gf: *lectures on critical race theory |
06/06/26 |
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2nd cuz: "I want to fuck you" shrew gf: *lawyer for ACLU* |
06/06/26 |
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2nd cuz: Loves to dress as your secretary; Shrew GF: Loves the press secretary |
06/06/26 |
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2nd cousin: *fuming as you ignore her short skirt to constantly F5 fake btc thre |
06/06/26 |
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2nd cousin: My safe word is "silence" ;). Shrew GF: White silence equals violenc |
06/06/26 |
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2nd cuz: "wanna bone?" shrew gf: "stay the fuck home!" |
06/06/26 |
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XO needs a 2nd boart to put all non-Brahmin poasters |
06/06/26 |
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Shrew GF: Why don’t you care about me? 2nd Cousin: LOL @ this new gene therapy |
06/06/26 |
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Shrew gf: "Did you watch the Arbery trial?". 2nd cuz: "I'm thankful for Kyle" |
06/06/26 |
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2nd cousin: “I dare you to ask.”; Shrew GF: “Wear your mask!” |
06/06/26 |
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2nd Cousin: Transforming into a hot chick; Shrew GF: Performing a fact check |
06/06/26 |
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2nd cousin: Come on over I'm feeling filthy, Shrew GF: Kyle is fucking guilty! |
06/06/26 |
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shrew gf: "Will Smith slapped!" 2nd cousin: "Rate my gap!" |
06/06/26 |
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2nd cousin: speaks with ACB voice; Shrew GF: "ACB will take away my choice!" |
06/06/26 |
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2nd Cousin: In her 30s; 2nd Cousin-Once Removed: Youthful but lacks rhyme |
06/06/26 |
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What is the best xo 2nd cousin / shrew gf meme post? |
06/06/26 |
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ur 2nd cousin w/ her bare legs resting on ur lap: "What was 2008 like?" |
06/06/26 |
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2nd cousin: Sweet, purring; Speech Pathologist GF: Treats your slurring |
06/06/26 |
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2nd Cousin: “You’re cute”; Speech Pathologist GF: “You’re mute” |
06/06/26 |
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2nd cousin laying head on ur lap: "what was Oasis like?" |
06/06/26 |
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Mentat 2nd Cousin: Living computer; Shrew GF: Living on her computer |
06/06/26 |
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ur 2nd cousin resting w/ her bare legs on ur lap: "what was ur fave era of ZoZo? |
06/06/26 |
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sister brought her 2nd cousin to christmas and she doesn't realize I'm an austis |
06/06/26 |
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Pending xo poasts drop 38% y/y, 2nd largest monthly drop in history |
06/06/26 |
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Lob 2nd cousin: "I'm a hardbody!" |
06/06/26 |
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SIL calmly holding 2nd cousin’s head below family pool waterline |
06/06/26 |
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2nd cousin: wat r u doin 2nite?; SIL: I hear you know how to hit it right |
06/06/26 |
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2nd cousin: xoxoxo; Shrew gf: xo is a cyber-cesspool |
06/06/26 |
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discussing Dostoevsky w/ beatnik 2nd cousin at Thanksgiving |
06/06/26 |
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***2014 XO AWARD NOMINATIONS: Most Erotic 2nd Cuz Post *** |
06/06/26 |
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Challenge. Shrew GF / 2nd cousin thread title. Has to be a Haiku.... |
06/06/26 |
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2nd cuz: "OMG my pussy needs a reprieve :)" shrew gf: "here, put on this sleeve" |
06/06/26 |
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"I dunno Becky I think he might only be schizotypal" "Stacy, give him a chance t |
06/06/26 |
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Marie Kondo 's tidying up is actually a Shinto religious practice |
06/06/26 |
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Marie Kondo: illegal immigrants don't "spark joy" Advocates for removal & wall |
06/06/26 |
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Marie Kondo was an ultranationalist Shinto shrine maiden for 5 years |
06/06/26 |
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Any Marie Kondo fans on here? |
06/06/26 |
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If registration not enabled in 30 min, I yank out the backslash |
06/06/26 |
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Live by the backslash, die by the backslash |
06/06/26 |
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"It's sunset, so at least we have 24 hours free of their meddling.. who just joi |
06/06/26 |
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I'm debating talking to my therapist about XO |
06/06/26 |
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*psychiatrist dbl-underlining "SCHIZOPHRENIC" as u describe ur community account |
06/06/26 |
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The real Israeli hospital strike was the friends we made along the way! |
06/06/26 |
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SNIFFING my 12 year old brother's MESH SHORTS in my PANTIES |
06/05/26 |
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DICK ME DOWN BOYS! GIVE ME THAT FUCKING DADDY DICK |
06/05/26 |
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*receives standing ovation as I check myself into Bellevue* |
06/05/26 |
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women are awful. but elisabeth shue seems chill |
06/05/26 |
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woah dude that NASA cgi is so good i guess god isn't real and we should fuck men |
06/05/26 |
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The Group 2 Cinematic Universe |
06/05/26 |
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Group 2? More like Group JEW lmao |
06/05/26 |
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love Bellevue threading |
06/05/26 |
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"Diaper 1, ready." "Diaper 2, moving." "Group 2, flanking maneuver engaged. |
06/05/26 |
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"FUCK he pissed off group 2. Get a chopper to the extraction point NOW." |
06/05/26 |
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*a wrinkly puppy waddles up with a beer in his mouth* |
06/05/26 |
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"What's behind the maximum security doors at Bellevue?" "Ohh...that's Group 2." |
06/05/26 |
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You guys should start paying taxes to Group 2 |
06/05/26 |
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“Group 2” was the gayest thing xo ever had |
06/05/26 |
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who is hosting the group 2 cookout this year |
06/05/26 |
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So "Group 2" = the best 8-10 poasters from 2014-present? |
06/05/26 |
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Someone explain "group 2" to me |
06/05/26 |
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lawman8: "Group 2, engage in the flanking maneuver with Group 1." |
06/05/26 |
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o no my coins! |
06/05/26 |
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*sings "Cart me off to Bellevue" to tune of "I'll be home for Christmas"* |
06/05/26 |
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Is Bellevue "sold out" right now or can I still get in? |
06/05/26 |
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if eating cool whip from tub is insane then cart me 2 bellevue |
06/05/26 |
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*Cheers theme song plays as I'm carted into Bellevue ER* |
06/05/26 |
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can't watch crypto prices anymore. cart me off to bellevue |
06/05/26 |
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cr to go to law school part time and spend rest of the time in bellevue? |
06/05/26 |
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"I'm at Bellevue." "Oh, you're a doctor?" "No, I'm here. Can u pick me up?& |
06/05/26 |
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*walks into Bellevue* "Hello, I have a reservation under Jew. First name, Upset" |
06/05/26 |
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*Poasters in hospital gowns doing La La Land choreography @ Bellevue Psych ward* |
06/05/26 |
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*clicks heels, says 'there's no place like home'* *transports to Bellevue ER* |
06/05/26 |
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Insanity work out? Yes, Bellevue has worked out nicely. |
06/05/26 |
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*XO poasters break out into "Thriller" dance in Bellevue ER* |
06/05/26 |
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Which poaster has racked up the most time at Bellevue? |
06/05/26 |
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Big lawyer: "please send correspondence to my forwarding address, Bellevue Hospi |
06/05/26 |
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"I live in NYC, here's my address." "Uh..it says Bellevue Hospital?" |
06/05/26 |
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XO: "Next Steps in Our Commitment to Bellevue" |
06/05/26 |
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an understanding smile from Bellevue staff as u waltz in for quarterly 5150 |
06/05/26 |
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XOs Wikipedia page reads like a Bellevue psychiatric case history |
06/05/26 |
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AutoAdmit launches new chain of fast casual forums: Bellevue's |
06/05/26 |
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Bellevue shrink leafing thru your crude sketches of computer screens on t.p. |
06/05/26 |
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Bellevue doc: "What is the patients case history?" Nurse: "Um, he wrote, xoxohth |
06/05/26 |
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"I was an auto admit once. Not law school, it was Bellevue psych ward. But yeah" |
06/05/26 |
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*Bellevue nurse opens front door* *sees line of ir8 xo bros* |
06/05/26 |
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You, explaining MPM bracket on ur white board to partner: "Uh, Project Bellevue |
06/05/26 |
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Girlfiend: "Why am I only number 2 on your speed dial?" Me: "Bellevue ER is #1" |
06/05/26 |
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"I'll take the fruit cup," you said handing blank menu to Bellevue nurse. |
06/05/26 |
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Trying to find ricki thread about hanging myself in garage |
06/05/26 |
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Started plowing a huge lazy river in my yard using the actual river current |
06/05/26 |
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noooooo, not my fake jewish numbers!!!! screeched the xo poster importantly |
06/05/26 |
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watch out fellas the jewish numbers are going down big time |
06/05/26 |
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*1930s radio voice* “today in the jewish numbers, ...” |
06/05/26 |
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did the virus spread to the organ that sustains jewish numbers? |
06/05/26 |
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Me & setstein tp floating down a lazy river on inner tubes |
06/05/26 |
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covid is real, vax works, computer money is worthless |
06/05/26 |
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the intracoastal waterway is the world's largest lazy river |
06/05/26 |
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Did lazy river at pool near friends house yesterday. 180. |
06/05/26 |
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Law office in Texas has a lazy river going through it (link) |
06/05/26 |
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Business Idea: 50 mile long lazy river w/ stopoff points, bars |
06/05/26 |
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me and july bar clique calmly floating down waterpark lazy river |
06/05/26 |
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Stayed at the Delano last year and used Mandalay Bay LAZY RIVER. I'm ok. |
06/05/26 |
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why doesn't trump replace interstate highway system with lazy rivers? |
06/05/26 |
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Poasting from lazy river, taking Qs |
06/05/26 |
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coach halford cutting team's baseball pants into cutoff shorts |
06/05/26 |
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erection during prostate exam |
06/05/26 |
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CONFESSION: h. ryder features heavily in my holodeck simulations |
06/05/26 |
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Watched 'Euphoria' on HBO - is this is voice of "gen Z"? lmao |
06/05/26 |
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MICHAEL THIS IS YOUR DAD IM ABOUT TO DENY ACCESS TO THIS BOARD |
06/05/26 |
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Why did Shortporch live in such a shitty house? |
06/05/26 |
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Ava Addams is the only OBJECTIVE 10 that I can think of |
06/05/26 |
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FizzKidd introducing her new husband, JizzYidd |
06/05/26 |
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Alexa order more ritalin for my wife's son |
06/05/26 |
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Staring at xo with unmoving face as wife mirthlessly doomscrolls insta |
06/05/26 |
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Do any of you remember how mystical and ethereal THE YEAR 2000 sounded? |
06/05/26 |
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Jen Psaki smirking as she exits Starbucks bathroom and sees you next in line |
06/05/26 |
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Reminder: Bush set off a wave of freedom in the middle east |
06/05/26 |
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I want to beat up a car like in street fighter |
06/04/26 |
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Steve Harris, bass player for Iron Maiden. Net worth: $60 million. U mad? |
06/04/26 |
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Psaki flicking your flaccid cock, "Is it time for sanctions?" |
06/04/26 |
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3 people dosed on schizo level dose of Acid at Cheesecake Factory (Tacoma Tribun |
06/04/26 |
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I'm a wagecuck, like my father before me |
06/04/26 |
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Scott Erickson inducing double play grounders |
06/04/26 |
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"Welcome to another schizophrenic episode, my friend" |
06/04/26 |
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Chick-fil-A launching fast casual-style restaurants this fall |
06/04/26 |
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Does anyone here remember the pizza buffet at Pizza Inn? |
06/04/26 |
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Any fellow conservative schizo bros here addicted to retarded bimbo lib sluts? |
06/04/26 |
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