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By unhinged pumos about you · Past 6 hrs / 24 hrs / week / month
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“In my dearest memories, I see you reaching out to me…” 🦋🦋🦋 |
04/26/26 |
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2nd cousin: working at Lululemon; AI GF: working LLM |
04/26/26 |
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Bird laid sggs in one of my hanging ferns (pic) |
04/26/26 |
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itt we demoralize each other with trvth nvkes of doubtful veracity |
04/26/26 |
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Indian dives into shallow end pool steps (vid) |
04/26/26 |
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I sincerely believe that FF9 Melodies of Life is the greatest song ever made |
04/26/26 |
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How do dudes pull off having a second XO account? |
04/26/26 |
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Holy shit julia is looking HOT tonight |
04/26/26 |
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Watched The Mission (1986) |
04/26/26 |
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REMINDER: the N64 controller is SPS |
04/26/26 |
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do you create value tp |
04/26/26 |
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friend owns 7 Orange Julius stands, makes $2m a year |
04/26/26 |
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has xo weighed in on the twitter red/blue button meltodwn amongst morons? |
04/26/26 |
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I"m gonna try to fuck my wife later |
04/26/26 |
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Rate this Japanese woman hitting on a turdskin in Japan (link) |
04/26/26 |
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You Motherfucker See This? Proposed Benefits for IDF Service |
04/26/26 |
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This Henry Martinez time traveler stuff is pretty nutty |
04/26/26 |
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Cameron Whitcomb playing Stagecoach live rn on Amazon |
04/26/26 |
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I DID NOT have Carl Jung threading on my 2026 XO Bingo Card |
04/26/26 |
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🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨MALI HAS FALLEN🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨 |
04/26/26 |
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Trump fell on his face while running from gunman (video) |
04/26/26 |
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imagine sitting in your 1970s office chain smoking cigarettes all day like NBD |
04/26/26 |
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It isn't "normal" to dread work so much you feel suicidal every Sunday night |
04/26/26 |
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Tried using friend's recommended pick up line & got arrested |
04/26/26 |
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Me - Drinking an Authentic 80s/90s Orange Julius. You - Mad. |
04/26/26 |
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🚨🚨🚨 GREECE INVADES CONSTANTINOPLE 🚨🚨🚨 |
04/26/26 |
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“Babe, what’s wrong? You haven’t even touched your Screen” |
04/26/26 |
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Should i traverse antarctica |
04/26/26 |
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Normies are freakin' wild, man |
04/26/26 |
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In 2024, Kyrgyzstanis rioted against PAJEETS. Birdshits? ROFL, crickets |
04/26/26 |
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XO Chinks: RATE Our KUNG PAO CHICKEN (PICS) |
04/26/26 |
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Your future daughter's fat ass rippling in $400 athleisure leggings |
04/26/26 |
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Eugene Braunwald, Whose Research Reshaped Cardiology, Dies at 96 |
04/26/26 |
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ethereal Rosalina c. Mario Galaxy mommy gf is not a hobby she is a lifestyle |
04/26/26 |
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Taylor Lorenz is currently getting mobbed and beaten down on BlueSky |
04/26/26 |
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Have a final tomorrow but forgot I was enrolled and only went once all semester |
04/26/26 |
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Remember that old XO thread, Miniskirts that show a hint of ass cheek? |
04/26/26 |
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No one thinks the shooting was real |
04/26/26 |
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On day two of NODRINK |
04/26/26 |
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an MIT grad wouldn't have missed |
04/26/26 |
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When does a bedroom become a dead bedroom? |
04/26/26 |
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Trump did not fall down. They told him to get down, then they picked him up |
04/26/26 |
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Watched Matilda (1996) |
04/26/26 |
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Hope you don't have that dream abt not studying & almost forgetting our date hah |
04/26/26 |
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Compilation of cute chicks in the background of assassination videos |
04/26/26 |
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i’m curious about the online poasting process |
04/26/26 |
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Should i move to Canada |
04/26/26 |
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Beatles songs if the Beatles were stuck in a sexless marriage |
04/26/26 |
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On day one of NOZOZO |
04/26/26 |
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Someone tried to shoot Trump. No threads. Good job XO |
04/26/26 |
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ethereal art hoe gf: catch u if u fall :-) biglaw gf: always on call |
04/26/26 |
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i’m curious about the aging process |
04/26/26 |
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My $1700 lawnmower broke after less than one season of light use (TSINAH) |
04/26/26 |
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Golf Bros: almost time for COMPETITIVE AMATEUR GOLF this spring |
04/26/26 |
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Boomers Are Turning 80. Now They Want to Change Old Age. |
04/26/26 |
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So thank you kindly / I owe ya, Hy-Vee |
04/26/26 |
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Slowly crossing the line from overweight to obese. What can I do? |
04/26/26 |
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cowshit look at this |
04/26/26 |
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Riding in Cars with Cowgod a film |
04/26/26 |
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Should I burn all my Carl Jung books |
04/26/26 |
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Consoles & Suicide |
04/26/26 |
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Should I become an Evangelical |
04/26/26 |
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Millennials anachronistically think console launches are like the 90s |
04/26/26 |
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Should I read the Church Dogmatics |
04/26/26 |
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Massive Gorgeous KYRGYZSTAN Photo Dump |
04/26/26 |
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What are the top 10 craziest things in bort history? |
04/26/26 |
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One sec babe, the West is backing a coup in Mali for resource control |
04/26/26 |
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People can just put dead bodies in your car and call you a murderer |
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What have you done that no other poster has done? |
04/26/26 |
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LJL @ how hard it is to get to nigga SAO TOME |
04/26/26 |
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voodoo child’s little black book looks like a slave ship manifest |
04/26/26 |
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concerned Senator: "So you're saying this uh, board - is simply about "gaishit." |
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SlimJims are now $5 each |
04/26/26 |
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toxic zozo |
04/26/26 |
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Shooter's Manifesto specifically says he's not targeting "MR. PATEL" |
04/26/26 |
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No babe ur thinking of Penis Six Nine, The Penis is the guy that was replying to |
04/26/26 |
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xo is toxic. |
04/26/26 |
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à la scene from Spartacus: “women are 180.” “women are 180.” |
04/26/26 |
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explain quantum gravity |
04/26/26 |
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*approaching your wife’s blown out, meaty gash like it’s Omaha Beach 1944* |
04/26/26 |
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has Tyler Robinson ever said he is innocent? what is the theory here? |
04/26/26 |
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How did dudes pull off having a "second family"? |
04/26/26 |
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Report: huge Iranian oil exports - link |
04/26/26 |
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True crime video of white 24 y/o teacher fucking her black teen student has me |
04/26/26 |
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Every xo lib is at or below sealclubber’s intellect level |
04/26/26 |
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Russian slaughter 11 French foreign legionnaires and parade the corpses |
04/26/26 |
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Would you lay pipe in this downs syndrome chick? |
04/26/26 |
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What is the single most refreshing sip of any drink you've ever had |
04/26/26 |
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What's Missing in these Pictures? |
04/26/26 |
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Interesting how there's no lesbian child sex abuse scandals |
04/26/26 |
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can't fight margit w/o laughing anymore |
04/26/26 |
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Rate this 27 y/o female Texas teacher |
04/26/26 |
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Spencer Pratt out-raises Karen Bass in LA mayoral race (link) |
04/26/26 |
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Lob friend agrees we need a claw room |
04/26/26 |
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Lab friend agrees we need a ball room |
04/26/26 |
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"AutoAdmit?" Rach says. "AutoAdmit, like, XO? It shut down in 2007." |
04/26/26 |
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Lib friend agrees we need a Baal room |
04/26/26 |
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Last time US TFR was above 2.1 was 1971 |
04/26/26 |
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peterman showing up to new orleans jazzfest with a trumpet jammed in his anus |
04/26/26 |
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fuck this im going home to talk to my ll'sm |
04/26/26 |
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Michael Tracey Fight Club |
04/26/26 |
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Things I’m sick of doing with other people |
04/26/26 |
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Spaceporn using the "fagify" app on a 7 year old boy |
04/26/26 |
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Mexicans eat a bunch of chips with eggs on top for breakfast? lol |
04/26/26 |
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ITT: Brainstorm places where we can avoid turdskins |
04/26/26 |
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Prince Harry: "Trump is a bad president." Trump: "he's mad cuz I fucked Meghan" |
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Non functioning lock on a gender neutral bathroom tp |
04/26/26 |
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jfc libs stop trying to murder ur political opponents |
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"Jazz MFE taking questions!" squealed whok as jinx sodomized him w/a clarinet |
04/26/26 |
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Whok playing a Black man's cock like an oboe |
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1992 - 2009 is same “time” “passing” as 2009 - 2026 🔮 |
04/26/26 |
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bloody sadism |
04/26/26 |
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remember when millennials would get fast food and worry about "protein" or "keto |
04/26/26 |
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Stephen Miller using his prego wife as human shield |
04/26/26 |
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whok, will you play marimba lick for my welcome into Heaven? |
04/26/26 |
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Burglars broke into an empty house, but the owner was the 'gay final weapon' |
04/26/26 |
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America has terrific false flags. The best. Never seen anything like it! |
04/26/26 |
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Goyim love watching their fellow goyim talk to cops for hours on youtube |
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Cole Tomas Allen Engineering Cal Tech 2013 - 2017 Masters in CS 2025 |
04/26/26 |
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you could've thought that instead of saying it |
04/26/26 |
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Trump Reviews An XO Thread From The Resolute Desk (PIC) |
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spaceporn shaking his rump bc his bullies weren’t paying him enough attention |
04/26/26 |
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Lmao: People are now going on Ethnic tours of Flushing, New York |
04/26/26 |
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"Read my lips: No. More. ZoZo." |
04/26/26 |
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*Bitches re No XO Threads 5 Mins After Event* *Ironically Makes 200 Poast Thread |
04/26/26 |
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Who was that author who wrote a bunch about the stress of biglaw |
04/26/26 |
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you leave spaceporn alone you fuckin freaks |
04/26/26 |
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STEM is flame |
04/26/26 |
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Vid of Hulk Hogan referring to black opponent as a "souped-up spider monkey |
04/26/26 |
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why are redditors always on a journey? |
04/26/26 |
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Interstellar was a 180 movie in retrospect and something I'll show my kids |
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"I win!" gunnerttt declared, after outed as fat turd |
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Dave Ramsey's daughter Rachel (Cruze) removed from 3 boards bc of antisemitic tw |
04/26/26 |
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Delta CEO: Yeah, we’re gonna keep those price increases after oil goes down |
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Watching Brideshead Revisited. Wish I had a discreetly-faggy best friend. |
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J6 PIPE bomber has been INDENTIFIED as known right-wing extremist |
04/26/26 |
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My hair is so long I have to keep it in a goofy ponytail bun when I work now |
04/26/26 |
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If the Israelis + Jews are so ruthless, why dont they just kill Tucker, Fuentes |
04/26/26 |
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Jussie Smollett watching SPLC: “haha wow holy shit” |
04/26/26 |
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My BLACK KING's BBC makes me feel sexually inadequate |
04/26/26 |
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heard a funny rumor about ukraine today |
04/26/26 |
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Houston suburb enshrines Sharia law in city charter (link) |
04/26/26 |
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Tyler Robinson's grandparents recorded saying he was framed |
04/26/26 |
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Luigi, Tyler Robinson, Cole Allen all high IQ |
04/26/26 |
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I'm happy to pay 40% "taxes" so the govt can get away with more $$ to the MIC |
04/26/26 |
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"professional life" is abjectly tragic |
04/26/26 |
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Nothin would be finer than to drop a bomb on China in the mornin’! |
04/26/26 |
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My Stihl BR 800 X has been purring today |
04/26/26 |
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Libs, you realize you are literally cheering for Iran to defeat USA in a war? |
04/26/26 |
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Sorry libs, we're doing fake assassinations until you stop talking about Epstein |
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