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By unhinged pumos about you · Past 6 hrs / 24 hrs / week / month
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"It's like dextromethorphan...minus dextro and orphan" (Peterman handing u pipe) |
05/04/26 |
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Shangri-La | Atlantis | Holy Grail |
05/04/26 |
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ITT: I turn $10k into $80k |
05/04/26 |
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Putin bends the knee, says Russia will help US prevent Iran from closing Hormuz |
05/04/26 |
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im too busy to kill myself |
05/04/26 |
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wire becomes flesh |
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I'd rather jump in a fucking combine than do anything for these stupid cocksucke |
05/04/26 |
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2nd cousin up early, prepping food for Thanksgiving |
05/04/26 |
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Nobody respects Trump |
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Organic wife: “She’s all that” Dating app wife: “Yr 2nd cousin wore THAT |
05/04/26 |
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Ricky, have you ever smoked THC-P? |
05/04/26 |
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2nd cousin: working at Lululemon; AI GF: working LLM |
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2nd cousin: 18, willing paramour; AI GF: 18 million parameters |
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2nd cousin: Asks you on a date; AI GF: Asks for your data |
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2nd cousin: Plays Roblox; AI GF: Black box |
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We should compile 2nd cousin threads in a leather bound volume |
05/04/26 |
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Largest city in the USA without a major sports franchise? |
05/04/26 |
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we're like 18 months from everyone on this board being unemployed |
05/04/26 |
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Star Trek, except it’s cuttingtable, mousemo, and me visiting 7/11 c. 1987 |
05/04/26 |
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Red Wyrm at Eagle River: The Todd Driskill Story is on Netflix now |
05/04/26 |
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epistolary novel about Chad at HBS and his loyal friend stranded in chi-town |
05/04/26 |
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If you could pick either Doobs or Todd Driskill to move next door to you |
05/04/26 |
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Was Doobs shining a light into Todd driskill’s home? He stated that to police |
05/04/26 |
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AI can’t replace a meth-fueled Todd Driskill shooting doobs. |
05/04/26 |
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Todd Driskill’s trial defense: “sex game gone wrong” |
05/04/26 |
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Todd Driskill scheduled for release October 2nd 2029 |
05/04/26 |
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Face it: your poasts just aren’t fit for the cyberworld in 2026 |
05/04/26 |
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*Harvest Moon: Back to Nature soundtrack slowly gets louder as you browse XO* |
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Rachmiel circa 2004 was the patron of the arts we didn’t know we needed |
05/04/26 |
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Tfw no posh Carey Mulligan mommy gf to drive me to megapoasting addiction rehab: |
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Alexa pausing Olivia Rodrigo song to ask if U like the name Alexa or Olivia more |
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January 20, 2029: "Yo, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, solemnemente juro que |
05/04/26 |
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Iran is winning |
05/04/26 |
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Debate 2036: Senator, I knew Marco Rubio. I attended foam parties w/ Marco Rubio |
05/04/26 |
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Seagull friend has a deep appreciation for nautical tombuoy aesthetic |
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Jews attempting to destroy a 19 year old hospital worker at Penn for moneyrub |
05/04/26 |
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how xoxohth began discovered (spoiler: ethereal masculine ingenuity) 💘 |
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Notice of Class Action Settlement: Rachmiel vs. AutoAdmit Users |
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it is logically impossible for proles to do anything without minimaxing noise tp |
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Florida produces the Scummiest police bodycam vids |
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Judge apologizes in court to WHCA Dinner shooting suspect (Link) |
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fuck another shooter? SS takes out armed man near Wash Monument |
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Trump: I have all the cards. -Sir, we're playing Uno |
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He spelled choker C-H-O-K-E-R, chocker (Marco Rubio) |
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Jon Cryer was a finalist to play Gaius Baltar in Battlestar Galactica |
05/04/26 |
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John Sterling and Barbaro going back-to-back, and belly-to-belly |
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why dont gook students just change their names legally at like 16 to jamal simon |
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Two Jews, three opinions, four ways of screwing the goyim |
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Trump to Iran: "Ha ha, no worries- a few missiles never hurt anyone" - link |
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Alternating songs of Brian Wilson’s Smile & Porter Robinson’s Smile! :D (tp) |
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Th e_Voyage_of_Life |
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"Libs? Any response?" he said out loud in the wilderness w no one around for mil |
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Mystical Poasting Aura |
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Everyone I meet irl is begging to vote for Marco Rubio in 2028 POTUS election |
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"Libs, your response?" you ask pitch black darkness in Bellevue at 3 am |
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Manufacturing Putting Accomplishments |
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"You're my real gold medal" Rachmiel tells you as he pulls the plug on XO server |
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me and emilo finally meeting irl |
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how life began discovered |
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Primate (2025) was mediocre |
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Did Sarah Isgur used to poast hear? |
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Doug Funny Snorting Meth; Telling Parents I need more allowance |
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Mario saying "HERE WE GO!" as you open the 89 page asset purchase agreement |
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u guys seriously should hear the little noises i make when i cum |
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Tommy, Modi and the BJP have taken commie Bengal |
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Redditors are panicking over gas prices |
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XO is like the mini wall people in Solar Opposites |
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A Scholarly TREATISE on the Immense FAGGOTRY of Having a "WIFE" |
05/04/26 |
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Laura Loomer at 18 had the look of a Jewess sucking miles of cock. |
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"You're my real gold medal" Alysa Liu tells you |
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Daily Wire lost 85% of its viewership. Now it's just RSF alts and TSINAH |
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So, whats happening on Epstein Island these days, is it For Sale? |
05/04/26 |
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"it's a bildungsroman from the perspective of ricky's kippah" |
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Jeet overdoses on weed, dies (video) |
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you’re old. jshad is the managing partner of a magic circle firm |
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slapping a chick's pussy with ur hand literally as hard as u can |
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Munching Psilocybin Azurescens |
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chess player friend is passionate about both pursuing and protecting black kings |
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Can’t stop chuckling at how badly Steven Crowder publicly self-pwned |
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Bernie Sanders was our last best hope |
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Walking to Swig during your break at Chick Fil A |
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One sec let me ask my LLMs |
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What law did Comey violate? |
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Manual Preputial Advancement |
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Severely underemployed tp |
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do any of you poasters have a slothwife |
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Please poke me in the eye with your hard af nipple |
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REMINDER: There are doors in the walls of the world. |
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HAtp sent me a photo of his dad (link) |
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Thought about adding this lady to my Twitter list, decided against it - link |
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Breaking: UAE to declare WAR against IRAN |
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Adult Doug Funny, sighing on the way to work, looking at photos of Patty on FB |
05/04/26 |
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Had a dream that cucumbers posted his phenotype and people weren’t impressed |
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A man is what he thinks about all day |
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If the Jewish number on the screen goes up, that means we're not poor |
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Dying better be 1000000000x better than living |
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Working for the Jew, raising families for the Jew, fighting wars for the Jew |
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Imagine the number of 8-K's required after alien disclosure |
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Larry Loomer, in a clown mask, demanding you insert the Dradle-Butt Plug |
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Sometimes start laughing thinking about the small dick loser fucking Tawnee Ston |
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Jewish Jigsaw ‘Sucking Trump Dry’ (pic) |
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Always think of Emilio when glass animals- heat waves plays on my Spotify |
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Barack Obama, thoroughly captured by the Jew, gets asked if Gaza is genocide |
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Ricky, how's the foreskin restoration going? |
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lol you stupid bitch you think I’m just hiring you to nanny and cook!?? |
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Corn Ass |
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Why can't all BIRDSHITS just furking DIE? jfc just die |
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I can't, my Kaposi's sarcoma |
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huge billboard of Trent Reznor cutting himself "stay in california fag" |
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U.S. Judge Zia Faruqui is NOT happy with the treatment of Cole Thomas Allen |
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Trump says high gas prices help Americans |
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Seems like we're provoking Iran to a war - link |
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$50 FLOWERS 4 UR MUM ON MOTHER'S DAY THAT'LL BE $60 SHIPPING HOW'S THAT 4 A HEHE |
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Did you ejaculate in this donut, sir? |
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Lights out! Zozo radio! Turn that shit up! |
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In Mad Men tweet thread, someone made midwit observation that cigs = cell phones |
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how did that skinny spiderman guy get all of these 3 women pregnant |
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BIGTECH bros don't care about your watch here's why |
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Early 2000s blacks loved blue tooth. Today blacks love speaker |
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Jet Set Radio Computer |
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Elise Stefanik's New Book Exposes Her as a Fraud (Karlstack) |
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The North Face vs. Patagonia |
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Rate this female Syrian torturer - link |
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The silicon chip inside her head gets switched to overload |
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Garfield, both sobbing & laughing over ur bloodied body, "MONDAYS! I TOLD YOU!" |
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i am going full blue collar goy and it is making me happier than i ever imagined |
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Does anyone else believe Paul Walker is still alive |
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Rate my morning coffee - home made expresso (vid) |
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Watching Violet Myers porn, jerking off, poasting. Mondays are 180 |
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Anne Hathaway as Catwoman changed my life circa 2012 |
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"Every man's life is a fairytale written by God's fingers." |
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retards love bringing up youtubers in discussion threads |
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Are women grossed out by this "fetish" I have? It seems pretty normal to me |
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BANGARANG: Time For South Korea To Join The Iran War (Trump) |
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a boomer excitedly calling a mirror "conscious" after staring at it for 16 hours |
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No Patti it's ok just call me when you're done at Roger's I'll pick you up |
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vibe coding an agent in codex to screen for latest animal porn videos |
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Trump isn't 180, he's 120 (as in $120 Brent Crude prices) |
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Hey Trumpmos if Iran is defeated how are they still doing this? |
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Explain this level of conservative delusion |
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why did TSINAH stop supporting Trump? |
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ricky's yarmulke and sexual flywheel spinning in unison |
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Bard College ubershitlib 19yos force resignation of college POTUS over Epstein |
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Asian Dad Energy: Laid Off After 25 Years in Tech |
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That Time My University Hired a Terrorist (nyt) |
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butt cheeks guess this quote without googling |
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what race is Bruna Ludmila |
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women simply cannot "handle" my monstrous dark sexual affliction |
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Losers don’t talk about Clockwork Orange anymore |
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Mail Thread 5/4/26: thin envelope from Chicago today. :/ |
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