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By unhinged pumos about you · Past 6 hrs / 24 hrs / week / month
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Zozo walk and talk from West Wing |
04/28/26 |
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*fires five times* *misses* (secret service) |
04/28/26 |
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Americans spent over $109 billion on lottery tickets last year |
04/28/26 |
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It's crazy how shitlibs & conturds are still shitting themselves re: Hasan Piker |
04/28/26 |
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Already sick of reading AI slop writing everywhere |
04/28/26 |
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*jack frost nodding purposefully as he watches the Newsroom* |
04/28/26 |
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Hypo: Spend 1 week with an IQ 10 points lower, or 10 points higher? |
04/28/26 |
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old meta: "high-agency". new meta: "high-criticality" |
04/28/26 |
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How many screens needeth a man to be happy? |
04/28/26 |
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feel like I need some new screens |
04/28/26 |
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Here is my complete Backlog of unwatched Blu Ray Films. Tell me what to watch |
04/28/26 |
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George Soros’ kid is obviously a faggot, right? Why’d he marry a woman? |
04/28/26 |
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Orca “Killer” whales have never attacked a human |
04/28/26 |
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Emoji-ize your moniker |
04/28/26 |
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Iran is burning their own oil - link |
04/28/26 |
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Wife won't lose weight. What's going to happen to her? |
04/28/26 |
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Alysa liu does the “Stinky Immigrant” dance (vid) |
04/28/26 |
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i am a proud first-generation American immigrant |
04/28/26 |
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is america the least racist country there is? |
04/28/26 |
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TommyTurdskin and his bros relaxing in the pool (video) |
04/28/26 |
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reminder: romney would have boots on the ground in iran already |
04/28/26 |
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The FL Gerrymander looks risky as FUCK (link) |
04/28/26 |
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XO Sanders:"America needs a leader who is not beholden to the international Jew" |
04/28/26 |
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"I guess I'm just not a lexical person," Webster says to you. "Okay? Shit." |
04/28/26 |
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What was Obama thinking WRT to Foreign Policy |
04/28/26 |
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Rate this pair of tits. |
04/28/26 |
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"Pop goes the weasel" plays as blue-button-pushers disappear in sea of fire |
04/27/26 |
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Soldiers Die For Fag Marriage |
04/27/26 |
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You so butifull send me your vegana pic (link) |
04/27/26 |
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I miss niggerlips the poaster {:{|}: |
04/27/26 |
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2nd cousin: "hehe spilled some cream" shrew gf: veganaise |
04/27/26 |
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making an insane amount of money for 1st tine in my life, working 18 hr days fml |
04/27/26 |
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Russia troops used captured Bradleys to slaughter a whole village of Hahols |
04/27/26 |
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Last time US TFR was above 2.1 was 1971 |
04/27/26 |
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Am pwning my bitter bird feeder enemy this winter |
04/27/26 |
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Dreamt I died wrecking while racing the Isle of Man TT. It was aweome |
04/27/26 |
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buttcheeks do you never sleep you've been here for over 24H poasting nonstop |
04/27/26 |
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is jokic the slowest player in the league? |
04/27/26 |
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Kimmel will be shitcanned tomorrow |
04/27/26 |
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Reminder - Trump ended the retarded Israel-Gaza conflict or whatever it was |
04/27/26 |
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in the time of chimpanzees i was a cowgod |
04/27/26 |
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it's now clear to me that 90% of these 'Substacks' are heavily AI augmented |
04/27/26 |
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The food they sell at Trader Joe's is designed to wear you down physically |
04/27/26 |
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you spend half an hour writing question for AI, AI spits out 20k words in 3 secs |
04/27/26 |
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If you like Shackleton you're gonna shit your pants at Franklin |
04/27/26 |
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"Senator, A Blank Bump To niggerstomper59 Is Endorsing The Poast, Not The Monike |
04/27/26 |
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Just jacked off to the 1999 film SLC Punk. Taking Qs. |
04/27/26 |
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How much TRT is EPAH on? |
04/27/26 |
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Definitive PROOF that Leon Kennedy (Resident Evil) is a poaster |
04/27/26 |
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the pain of my phenotype is constant and severe |
04/27/26 |
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Trump is like a sitcom with zany adventures but no actual changes each week |
04/27/26 |
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Rate the huge cock on this anonymous gay male German tax lawyer |
04/27/26 |
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Have nearly $1 MILLION in Non-Equities copping 4.7 percent interest risk free |
04/27/26 |
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the pneumatic orchestrion is going to put the symphony orchestra out of work |
04/27/26 |
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ljl Pistons |
04/27/26 |
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Mr. Jinx with cock out claiming that his underpants were 'looted' |
04/27/26 |
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Painter dies after botched surgery separating the art from the artist |
04/27/26 |
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"I am jumping with no parachute out into the universe" - Chris Martin circa 2019 |
04/27/26 |
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But if Trump dies who will send fuel prices permanently through the roof? |
04/27/26 |
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Won big today at arbitration |
04/27/26 |
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AI is just mocking us, can spit out a Tolstoy novel in 15 seconds |
04/27/26 |
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RATE The Birdshit Food The WH Is Serving At Trump's Tea w King Charles (PICS) |
04/27/26 |
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My BLACK KING’s BBC tastes amazing |
04/27/26 |
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I'm a Cole Allen Republican |
04/27/26 |
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Why doesn't Trump use prison labor to build that ballroom? Seems perfect |
04/27/26 |
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mystery meat assassins with WASPy names tp |
04/27/26 |
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Someone stole my checkbook in the mail and cashed a check for $200 |
04/27/26 |
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"If We All Like Cock, What's The Problem?" is the album title. What's the genre? |
04/27/26 |
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"I have to save the idiots who'll press blue" said the idiot as he pressed blue |
04/27/26 |
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Were can we go thats not crawling with immigrants? |
04/27/26 |
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rate this Donald TRUMP tweet from 2012 |
04/27/26 |
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His BBC slamming forcefully into my weak white ass |
04/27/26 |
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Anyone else thinking about suicide less now that the weather is warm? |
04/27/26 |
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new wave of deportations coming |
04/27/26 |
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ChatGPT is better at creative writing than other AIs, I think |
04/27/26 |
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"Barstool Sports" has completely lost all relevance IRL and online |
04/27/26 |
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Brett Kavanaugh trying to convince Claude he really is Brett Fucking Kavanaugh |
04/27/26 |
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Nesquik announcing it's now "AI-Enhanced" (link) |
04/27/26 |
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GigaChad Conrad Anker has Zero (0) biological children |
04/27/26 |
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watching miniseries of little dorrit and french murderer reminds me of sam hyde |
04/27/26 |
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Hitman Absolution is really the one that still fucks with you. That hotel, jesus |
04/27/26 |
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They’re straight lawyers, but well versed in gay slang |
04/27/26 |
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Curser (AI enhanced integrated spellcasting environment) |
04/27/26 |
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Kirby Day circa 1992 |
04/27/26 |
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Where we're going we won't need games |
04/27/26 |
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(Gavin Rossdale voice) log in, log out, log in, log out, log in |
04/27/26 |
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I saw two gay guys yesterday saucily eating rocket pops |
04/27/26 |
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I fucking hate 99% of theology |
04/27/26 |
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If you wanna do the needful You gotta have Rupinder in the band |
04/27/26 |
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I no longer yearn for a sweet demure diminutive wife to share my life with |
04/27/26 |
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"Me? Well, I'm a performance artist. Online. For lawyers. And you?" |
04/27/26 |
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Investigators Seeking Suspect’s Motive Comb Through an Archive of Poasts |
04/27/26 |
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I was happy in the haze of a drunken Cowgod |
04/27/26 |
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singing 'leaking from his gaped hole' like it's aqualung |
04/27/26 |
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cowgod rate the band "console" |
04/27/26 |
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Overly perfumed 24yo female paralegals from BU gaining 3lbs/mo, wearing same clo |
04/27/26 |
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Uncoordinated sorta-cute paralegals w/ pale skin & bruises on their stubby legs |
04/27/26 |
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Here come old Cowgod, he come groovin’ up slowly |
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Trump misreads World War II as "World War 11" at veterans event |
04/27/26 |
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Knights of the Cyber Round Table of Online Wit and Witticism emergency meeting |
04/27/26 |
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Do you think going to law school/being a lawyer made you respect “the law” l |
04/27/26 |
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wow CSLG has really downgraded |
04/27/26 |
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Musclestud has me low key going into heat and leaking juice from my gaped hole |
04/27/26 |
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I’m going to tell my therapist that my first thought each morning is killself |
04/27/26 |
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Trump Shows King Charles The Portrait Of Biden Autopen (PIC) |
04/27/26 |
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fuck you what a huge fag you are |
04/27/26 |
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🚨 Superstar rapper HavinMotion assassinated in DC 🚨 |
04/27/26 |
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Trump threatens to bomb Iran if ballroom construction isn't funded next week |
04/27/26 |
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Playing TypeRacer for 20 min only, come join |
04/27/26 |
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does it really matter what gland excreted it, she asked, on the soaked mattress |
04/27/26 |
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"Iranian pumping will soon collapse," Luis muttered as his erection wilted |
04/27/26 |
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What are the top 10 craziest things in bort history? |
04/27/26 |
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Attending the NFL Draft has to be the ultimate fan experience. |
04/27/26 |
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If they just made Hitman 4 and sold it for $70 copies would sell out |
04/27/26 |
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Now that Lindsey Graham is calling for ballroombux it will draw less scrutiny |
04/27/26 |
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New Hitman game "Titman" has you being MTF sneaking into women's restrooms |
04/27/26 |
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Felonious Unc |
04/27/26 |
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Millennial "Comedians" Hosting Cancer Charity Show "Save The Ladybits!" |
04/27/26 |
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many machines on Ix |
04/27/26 |
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"Well, maybe you could stage some of the dishes over in the sink, okay |
04/27/26 |
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Israel destroying Christian villages in Lebanon. American "Christians": Scared |
04/27/26 |
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An Inquiry into the Moans of Yr. Future Wyfe & their DIVERS Causes |
04/27/26 |
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cute big butt girls w/ zipper skirts that you want to unzip & SNARF |
04/27/26 |
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are these Harvard academic results racist? |
04/27/26 |
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ARE Reptile, why is Russia getting its ass kicked by Mali rebels? |
04/27/26 |
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Jewish Mentalist Showed Melania Correct Leavitt Baby Name Moments Bef Shooting |
04/27/26 |
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Justice Jackson: haha, thaut you said "Lincoln"! Sauer: i said "Nixon" |
04/27/26 |
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Cole Allen followed Will Stancil very closely |
04/27/26 |
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Australian flags everywhere in DC to celebrate King Charles's visit |
04/27/26 |
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Rate this Mark Lynch tweet about Lindsay Graham |
04/27/26 |
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THEY WILL ANSWER TO THE KING OF GONDOR |
04/27/26 |
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Ur future wife outflanking barbarian tribe, finally pacifying this province |
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Hard to overstate how gay the current timeline is |
04/27/26 |
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Consuela, so for the record the pandemic was staged globally but this was real? |
04/27/26 |
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Trump: can I have my ballroom now? Can you at least fire Kimmel? |
04/27/26 |
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"Fuck my butt you fat queer!" screamed Whok. |
04/27/26 |
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I was a crisis actor at the latest shooting. Taking questions. |
04/27/26 |
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OpenAI to release phone that replaces apps with AI agents |
04/27/26 |
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Guy yells slogans of restaurants he eats at - video |
04/27/26 |
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Weird take on the most powerful scene of Sopranos |
04/27/26 |
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Farting in the toilet so loud your neighbor calls Animal Control |
04/27/26 |
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Imagine The Swells (Shackleton) |
04/27/26 |
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Kevin Warsh showing up to a Pittsburgh-area Walsh family reunion |
04/27/26 |
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Why is xo so chopped unc now? |
04/27/26 |
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They will rub their exclusion of you in your face. |
04/27/26 |
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I suggest you hit, sir 🎰 |
04/27/26 |
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Lee Zeldin vs. Rosa DeLauro in a debate - who wins? |
04/27/26 |
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You think you’re better cuz you said Bless You, my man? |
04/27/26 |
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"Hold on, mom. The lawyers are talking about penises again...Yeah cum & cocks |
04/27/26 |
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Great new Nick Rochefort clip |
04/27/26 |
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