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By unhinged pumos about you · Past 6 hrs / 24 hrs / week / month
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"Worst thing about Chinese is you need to eat again in 30 mins" said SP |
05/17/26 |
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Many poasters experiencing IRL for the first time this week |
05/17/26 |
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So Chris Spinelli (Emroch & Kilduff, Richmond VA) molests his adopted “son”? |
05/17/26 |
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Internet used to be cool what the fuck is this shit now lmao |
05/17/26 |
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People keep saying this "hits different" |
05/17/26 |
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States afraid gerrymandering will create light red districts for dems to flip |
05/17/26 |
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HE’S GAY! HE’S DEAD! HE’S HANGING IN MY SHED: SPACEPORN JOOONYERRR!!!!! |
05/17/26 |
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"And what does SP stand for?" "Spaceporn" *jurors shake heads derisively* |
05/17/26 |
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Someone repoast that lulzy pic of spaceporn in the crowd of gooks |
05/17/26 |
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Wife is obsessed with kids water bottles |
05/17/26 |
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Just talked with exuent on discord. He talked to rach and rach wants some people |
05/17/26 |
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How often does Nippon suck Buttcheeks dick for podcast time? |
05/17/26 |
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Got a Switch 2 while the site was down. Winning the Gen rn |
05/17/26 |
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So Steven Crowder lost custody of his kids because he molested them? |
05/17/26 |
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I remember how shocked I was to learn that Whok is obese and brown |
05/17/26 |
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Lou Bega voice: A little bit of mockin' on XO, a little bit of defamin' all nigh |
05/17/26 |
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Crowder is your dad still pulling you from "debating" with Sam Seder? |
05/17/26 |
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Unfortunate timing of the Shah thing and the "No Kings" thing |
05/17/26 |
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spaceporn cracks open door of playroom, holding jumper cables, "yeah, what?" |
05/17/26 |
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"Get over here you little dicksucking queer" (SP to SPjr) |
05/17/26 |
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Trump jealous that Massie went to MIT |
05/17/26 |
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SP oddly silent about his shed. Can't image what horrors are taking place inside |
05/17/26 |
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Official 2026 XO Summer Meetup: June 12-14, 2026 in Palm Springs (details) |
05/17/26 |
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UAE nuke plant bombed by drones that entered through Saudi Arabia - link |
05/17/26 |
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"Ohhhh Muhammad plow my boipussy with your Toyota Camry!!!" |
05/17/26 |
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Spaceporn lying on his bed listening to the smiths, making out with a 10 yo boy |
05/17/26 |
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Italian authorities: yesterday's terrorist attack not terrorism but mental healt |
05/17/26 |
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Who likes "The Strokes" & why |
05/17/26 |
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Sp here! Listen if i want to play “hungry butt” w my kid that’s none of ur |
05/17/26 |
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ITT: Spaceporn's original firm bio shot - the one w/ the hairline |
05/17/26 |
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Tom Cotton, Bill Cassidy: "Trump is not the leader of the GOP." |
05/17/26 |
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these people |
05/17/26 |
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Sp here. If I poast weird rape shit about my kid, it’s not funny and it means |
05/17/26 |
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i'm going to log in whenever i damn well please |
05/17/26 |
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At this point I feel lucky to poast in any thread even a bad one |
05/17/26 |
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"Tyler Robinson" was just a patsy |
05/17/26 |
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SP's son mouthing "help me" to every waitress he sees tp |
05/17/26 |
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Ice-T: “Just got a tip in from a waitress. Thinks she found our perp.” |
05/17/26 |
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MICHAEL THIS IS YOUR FATHER MY RACIST GAY WEBSITE DOESN'T WORK |
05/17/26 |
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Ashkenazi Haredi political party rebels |
05/17/26 |
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Maniac Magee running like the wind to escape spaceporn |
05/17/26 |
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Humanity is gonna go EXTINCT, it's furking 180 and deserved |
05/17/26 |
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Thomas Massie is a big sexual pervert & predator like Epstein |
05/17/26 |
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Gen X Poverty thread |
05/17/26 |
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Can’t wait to see that Massie fag get primaried |
05/17/26 |
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SP here. I'm at my clown conference and another clown accused me of being a pedo |
05/17/26 |
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The Next Twelve Months of Nate Silver's 538.com Headlines: |
05/17/26 |
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What do Peterman and lettuce have in common? |
05/17/26 |
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SCOTUS decision about truck broker liability will hurt illegals |
05/17/26 |
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If only my ERECTIONS cld last as long as it takes to make one XO Poast |
05/17/26 |
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What's cowgod's take on "Mixtape"? No gameplay? Jewish industry plant?? |
05/17/26 |
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"If you cannot afford an attorney, a clown-haired pedophile will be provided to |
05/17/26 |
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SP here. I will never be charged w such a crime. I will never "be tried" |
05/17/26 |
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🚨🚨 EMERGENCY XO BACKUP DISCORD 🚨🚨 |
05/17/26 |
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You have emailed me impersonating other people, you have sent your friend to my |
05/17/26 |
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Will I ever maek it in life? |
05/17/26 |
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"Can't let you do that, Star Fox." "Andross has ordered me to take you down!" |
05/17/26 |
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remember when we all couldn't log in? |
05/17/26 |
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5 Italians Killed On A Dive In The Maldives - 2 Hot Young Girls (PICS) |
05/17/26 |
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oh wow had no idea the guy from the strokes was a mexican aristocrat |
05/17/26 |
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FBI: Why'd u do it? FR bomber: "Islam." FBI: *slams desk* Don't make me ask agai |
05/17/26 |
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poasting, fast and slow |
05/17/26 |
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Rach, if you don’t fix this now, it will die permanently, ppl adapt fast |
05/17/26 |
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Suicide hotline said not to do it unless board was down for 24 full hours |
05/17/26 |
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Why does spaceporn out everyone like a psychopath? |
05/17/26 |
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biz idea: hats/scarfs/etc. made out of human teeth |
05/17/26 |
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May 2026 net worth check-in |
05/17/26 |
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It’s 180 hanging out in the ruins like a sisters of mercy video |
05/17/26 |
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Rate this severe injury. |
05/17/26 |
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do you like the song of the Superb Lyrebird of southeastern Australia? (clip) |
05/17/26 |
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It's a feature, not a bug: xo's slowness makes you think before poasting. |
05/17/26 |
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Your AI gf: Unavailable because too many other users. Your GF: Same actually. |
05/17/26 |
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Maybe you should log out of life. |
05/17/26 |
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morning everybody, how have you all been? |
05/17/26 |
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I'M LOGGED IN |
05/17/26 |
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You will not be able to poast soon. Tick tock, libs. |
05/17/26 |
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Aaannnnddd They’re Off: The Poasters Race To Poast After The Shutdown |
05/17/26 |
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Peterman ringing truck nuts like the NYSE bell to open the bort for poasting |
05/17/26 |
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Ur son and halford in bathtubs in a cialis ad |
05/17/26 |
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Lmfao this place is a bullet riddled wasteland |
05/17/26 |
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Spaceporn > zurich. Full stop |
05/17/26 |
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spent $500k of the stupid fucking faggot cops money on junk food app delivery |
05/17/26 |
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Ricky's vendetta with the system spills into National Parks (link) |
05/16/26 |
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Direct references to "Scum" in N64 games |
05/16/26 |
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DAILY REMINDER: use the boost to get through |
05/16/26 |
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You guys are bogging it down by double-clicking. Just click once. |
05/16/26 |
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Got local libtards all riled up about plans to build a "data center" I made up |
05/16/26 |
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I have zero interest in "politics" when xo isn't working |
05/16/26 |
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Chud The Builder just shot a guy (a nigger chimped out) |
05/16/26 |
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If they can’t beat Massie they’re going to take him out |
05/16/26 |
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living IRL is good, bros. you* should try it. |
05/16/26 |
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Slippy Toad (Surippī Tōdo) |
05/16/26 |
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wow, Brandy Melville is using pics with their model's faces in them again |
05/16/26 |
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cowgod, are you prevented from looking at xo on shabbos |
05/16/26 |
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Most people don't visit XO, so it's like the bort is permanently down for them. |
05/16/26 |
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Playing Consoles "against type" |
05/16/26 |
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re: FAFSA divorce |
05/16/26 |
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Cowgod, how does mass immigration impact Clique (Class) in the UK? |
05/16/26 |
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Kid and I just got back from zoo and now were playing stinky red babboon bottoms |
05/16/26 |
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laughing my ass off at the jew poasters who can't look at xo on shabbos |
05/16/26 |
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Here come old Cowgod, he come groovin’ up slowly |
05/16/26 |
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Me, Luis and Emilio going to a No Doubt concert at The Sphere |
05/16/26 |
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Hey COWSHIT we are picking you up in Birmingham tomorrow GAYBOI |
05/16/26 |
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Why was Project Hail Mary turbo Reddit for 1st half then good 2nd half |
05/16/26 |
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ABA votes to end DEI requirement for law schools |
05/16/26 |
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these are our last posts. i really liked it here and you are all 180. thank you |
05/16/26 |
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(To the tune of Black Hole Sun) My wife's son, full of cum. Lots of rectal pain |
05/16/26 |
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Farewell, fellow poasters |
05/16/26 |
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brief period of xo uptime is like a conjugal visit |
05/16/26 |
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(pearl jam alive tune) Oh I, OOOOOOAAAWWWOOH I'M STILL LOGGED IN |
05/16/26 |
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Historical Autoadmit-ian tp(s) |
05/16/26 |
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I was completely unable to function as a human when the site was down |
05/16/26 |
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turns out my gf is also a bit of a "tucker" (charles) |
05/16/26 |
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Film idea: Birmingham man curates Film, bombs OCI, guest stars Hideo Kojima |
05/16/26 |
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Rach just sent me this email about what's next for AutoAdmit (must read) |
05/16/26 |
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butt cheeks tp just 'gets' XO. he understands things. |
05/16/26 |
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Layla is a great song |
05/16/26 |
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"We gave it our best effort. We left our diapers on the field." |
05/16/26 |
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If u think u haven't talked to ur friends today, ur wrong! We're ur friends! |
05/16/26 |
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Oasis “Whatever” plays as the vaudeville-style curtain comes down on xo |
05/16/26 |
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Ronda rousey vs Gina carano..live thread |
05/16/26 |
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The importance of EPIGENETIC INHERITANCE is underestimated right now imo |
05/16/26 |
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Geordi LaForge used his visor to look through walls and watch Worf masturbate |
05/16/26 |
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Inside a European's head |
05/16/26 |
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Bald singles are on your bort and waiting to bump your threads NOW! |
05/16/26 |
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doobs returning "the analects" to barnes and noble in disgust |
05/16/26 |
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Real Truth: Sandusky used to buttfuck and suck Paterno, too |
05/16/26 |
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Was 180 when waittress wrote me an apology and i got a free dinner w my family |
05/16/26 |
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Virginia waitress loses her job after trying to save child from pedo (gofundme) |
05/16/26 |
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neat trick: get free dinners by acting like and looking like a pedophile |
05/16/26 |
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College lesbians agree to lick ever square inch of each other (NSFW vid) |
05/16/26 |
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10 Fun Games with a Blanket! - Autism Treatment Center of America Blog |
05/16/26 |
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Whok: "Stick it up my faggot ass twat, Tyrone." |
05/16/26 |
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MR. WIPE |
05/16/26 |
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Whats the deal with Linda Moulton-Howes' eyebrows? |
05/16/26 |
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Cheerful teen lesbians lick each other's shaved mounds and tits (link) |
05/16/26 |
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Navdeep kumar Singh is gunerrattt just to be clear. |
05/16/26 |
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Remember when Louis Cannon Esquire described his wife’s snatch online |
05/16/26 |
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is cucumbers a tranny or jsut one of those pathetic aspie chicks here |
05/16/26 |
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Hotboxed car with kid in it, then we skipped his Tae Kwon Do and got Wendys |
05/16/26 |
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Waitress rudely interrupts Lady and the Tramp moment with Spaceporn and SP jr. |
05/16/26 |
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Was 120 when boss made me write a chomo an 'apology letter' |
05/16/26 |
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I lol thinking how that waitress instantly knew SP was a pedo |
05/16/26 |
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"The Waitress" is a critical recurring character on both XO & "It's Always Sunny |
05/16/26 |
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BIZ IDEA: Dive bar, "dads" bring their "kids", waitresses ask no questions |
05/16/26 |
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"Yes, my son will have the spaghetti, hold the bay leaf." *Waitress gasps* |
05/16/26 |
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Waitress: “are u ready to order?” SP: “do u have a kids menu? Preferably A |
05/16/26 |
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Waitresses don't receive pedophile detection training. She was just a natural |
05/16/26 |
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Bar manager called, got details, has not spoken w waitress yet about it |
05/16/26 |
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DON'T MAKE YOUR MPM BETS YET: I'm interviewing the spaghetti waitress (TSINAH) |
05/16/26 |
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