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By unhinged pumos about you · Past 6 hrs / 24 hrs / week / month
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Name a band and I will tell you if they have at least 10 songs that are good |
05/25/26 |
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I have lost all the hair on my legs and have open sores that won’t heal |
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Admin allowing freakshow CEO’s control AI and destroy humanity |
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What are some subtle backhanded comments to make to coworkers? |
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I’m not a perfect poaster; there’s many threads I wish I didn’t bump |
05/25/26 |
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emilio and i never really crossed paths until we started scamming jafar |
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jafar probably fell for a Nigerian prince scam or something |
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rate this jewish dr |
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Shared Cultural Memories that never happened or are exaggerated af |
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Miriam "cucumbers" Rosenblatt |
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Emilio why does jafar hate you |
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your fathers in law writhing online like a mass of mealworms |
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Top 15 new order songs? |
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jafar's divorce aftermath is a top 0.1% outcome for poasters |
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jafar has been mocking/defaming/threatening me. how do i stop it? |
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Elite Gothmommies are currently standing by, waiting to reunite with you beyond: |
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partner told me 2day: u can’t spell ‘memorial day’ w/o ‘memo.’ |
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Spaceporn singing New Order "Love Vigilantes" into SP Jr's spread out butthole |
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9:30 am memorial day, Greg Allman crooning "Blue Sky" playing as Lexis loads |
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rate top 5 all time New Order songs in no order: |
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jafar why does Emilio scam you |
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spaceporn holding your son's hand at DARE assembly (link) |
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Walt Disney seeing typical Main Street, USA circa 2021: “Haha wow holy shit” |
05/25/26 |
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Did RSF break up with zoomer gf |
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rate this video clip of b00r diving into a lake (clip) |
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"You can just stop poasting." (Rachmiel during the login glitch, probably) |
05/25/26 |
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Shitlib boomer "pope" lecturing you about "AI ethics" |
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Super Mario Sunshine was a __________ |
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Gen alpha has never held a book. |
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AI black vignette CUH timeline force algorithm brain dance enslavement AI happy |
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If you had to choose between wearing a beret or a rasta cap? |
05/25/26 |
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How can we make the new gen of AAA Server Hamsters more Affordable? |
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Should I read the Pope's new AI encyclical or cowgod's new starfox post? |
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Claude is my gay Boyfriend |
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"I am drastically underutilized in every way imaginable," server hamster thought |
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I can't, my intergenerational trauma |
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"and some fathers in law, I assume, are good people" |
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Lethal Weapon but it's MPA and twins protecting society with forcememe generatio |
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I have serious health problems |
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can't find that one drawing of the mob of undesirables w jewish octopus behind t |
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Great time to point out that "Emilio" is a kike warlock living in Hallandale |
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Birthrates are crashing and everyone knows why |
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Server Hamster why does rachmiel neglect you |
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Trying to be more sexually aggressive with new dating app women. Not going great |
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It's 180 trillion that libs are FUMING MAD about "iran" today |
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Age of losing virginity tied to longevity (link) |
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Final Warning (r/starfox) |
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Its frankly incredible how big companies get |
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I Love SYRIAN Men |
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Chrono Cross perpetuates anti-Semitic tropes with “Lavos” character (ADL) |
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"ya mom, final fantasy 7 is an allegory for jewish world domination |
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orbital holocaust museum |
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Israel KILLED Charlie Kirk but not Tucker |
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cownod/dooderkoof have you seen this one no parades for dead spies |
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Kevin O'Leary absolutely demolished Tucker in the interview on AI data centers |
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The post-war Arab states are soon to be an artifact of history |
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RSF, have you ever said "open some grape" meaning to drink some wine? |
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Princeton have done it! National champs! |
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spaceporn, how much do you weigh? fat ass. |
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Your future wife nervously stepping on her first Dubai yacht |
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Tumblr of flighty giggly law teens who make bad decisions |
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spaceporn in tears, shoving spaghetti up his son's ass |
05/25/26 |
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you're still in the "hundred flowers" phase with your azn gf |
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do you guys think SP supports LGBTQ+ because we're moving toward acceptance of |
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‘Statins’ (1968-2026) |
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All yacht girls smell vaguely of shit. It gets so you don't mind it. |
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does your azn gf play genshin impact or where winds meet |
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ambitionless azn gf suffers failure to raunch |
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azn gf calls pussy slime wanton soup |
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azn gf has bleeding fetish |
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Azn gf putting you in wrong house |
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Take a great leap forward with your azn gf |
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Tumblr of yacht girls w bright smiles and haunted eyes |
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Gorgeous Syrian Waiter @ Aleppo Shisha Cafe: "I Love Indians!" (Birdshit😭) |
05/25/26 |
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Don't forget to dilate this morning! |
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the suture is shemale |
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life was ruined in 1997 when i got my a Compaq Presario |
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Memorial Weekend, 1998 |
05/25/26 |
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"Yeah, that was a great weekend." (poster reflecting on 48 hours when xo worked) |
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Underreported fact: Champagne Supernova is REALLY long |
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TFW no Kaela from M83 ethereal art hoe-mommy gf hybrid perfect pinterest garden+ |
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Does anyone have a list of TOMMY TURDSKIN MONIKERS? |
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I can't stop looking at Julia tp’s tits in this old I Dream of Jeannie cosplay |
05/25/26 |
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The future is female. |
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What's the ceiling like for being a workers compensation lawyer in LA? |
05/25/26 |
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Has anyone tried making an app with Claude? |
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Thank you for your patience while waiting for xo to load. |
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Steroid Games won by non-Steroid Athlete |
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How much $ does the typical person have liquid? |
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i dont get why ac doesnt exist in europe |
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i love it when guys piss on me, especially when i’m not expecting it lol |
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ITT: Predict Which Month the Stock Market Crash Will Begin |
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Future leader of center-right CDU party calls the AfD a "Nazi" party - link |
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Iran reiterates that they will never give up the nuclear dust - link |
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why did we stop making chicks like this around 15 years ago |
05/25/26 |
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Does 100 year-old Dick Van Dyke think about going back to alcoholism? |
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Paul Reiser and Richard Epstein are first cousins |
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"And then with enough CapEx, our LLM will turn into AGI." "Wow, that's amazing!" |
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President TRUMP: Guantanamo is a spa compared to what I'm building in Iowa |
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25th hour monologue is a spa compared to what bp is about to poast in ur thread |
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found rachmiel's new website (link) |
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'He preferred the company of computers..' |
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if you want a nigger for your neighbour vote labour |
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mpa waking up 30 minutes early to thoughtfully review every nightcrew shitpoast |
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MPA reading Family Circus comics til 3am |
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rate chandler's poker dealer |
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2759 XO Museum Biglawyer Arguing with Latest MPA Ghola |
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compensated male intimate companionship |
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Napoleon's organized his first military campaign only so that he could measure |
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anyone else get that taco bell 90s menu caramel apple empanada when it was avail |
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I don’t want to fucking hear anybody compare “SGA” to Kobe again |
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Casually compare emo bands to Pink Floyd tp |
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Nothing compares to buzz I get from posting 2 parody threads back to back at 5pm |
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"Signs" (Tesla) was 180 Gen-X song, obliterated by alien movie & car company |
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Simglitch: CEO of Steph CURRY's Company is a Pajeet |
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Pepito is shorter than a campaign yard sign but hung like a fire truck |
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China's emerging middle class presents a tempting new market for US companies |
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Didn't realize Spirit Halloween Store company also ran Spirit Airlines |
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Which Dinosaur Bones Are “Real”? (Field Museum) |
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Impatiently waiting for wife to leave house so I can start poasting |
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xo reduces reality processing to a manageable 100 poasts per min compared to 11M |
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"Its dangerous 2 go alone, take this" shrieks pixie fae transforming into tampax |
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so tell me about the company culture. *casually lights up TuTu pipe* |
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cyberpunk anime starring MPA |
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*Rach impatient sitting in office bourbon in hand MPM plaques on wall* |
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Trying to clear all Age of Empires 2 campaigns on hard. This was a mistake. |
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List of Rockstar Games titles which the company stopped developing: |
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Gamers, explain the impact/significance of Halo back in 2001 |
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Describe Fiancé or Wife visa to me? |
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Iran: "We're keeping the uranium and we've already rebuilt our military." Libs? |
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Are Portland/Seattle really that different today compared to 20 years ago? |
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MPA's arthoe gf talks to flowers without irony |
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Companionship with other men through words on a screen. |
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Us it a good idea to rent a car in montenegro? |
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The campaign of HL2 was the first VG to scare the shit out of me |
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MPA back again with yet another unfunny forcememe (windows 95) |
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Brooks Brothers now owned by parent company of Nautica, Lucky Brand, Eddie Bauer |
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Mom said Billy Budd wasn't gay. Should I go no contact? (wapo) |
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found a video of azn female MPA |
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No that’s Mega Penis, you’re thinking of The Penis |
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Wherever you go, the worst ideas come from the "intellectuals." |
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Biggie Smalls returns to Earth to rap jafar lyrics |
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rach adds animated flash intro to revitalize autoadmit |
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Libs, what will you shriek about after Trump ends the Iran war tomorrow? |
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the world has to go to hell because bankers' wives are shit testing them |
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90s: Turtles in Time. Now: Enter your time! |
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What are you doing with your time these days? |
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just got $50m in VC funding for my AI app |
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Simba after pounding out Nala: "Slimy, yet satisfying" |
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art of the deal chapter about prematurely squealing over unfinalized deals |
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