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By unhinged pumos about you · Past 6 hrs / 24 hrs / week / month
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Does the Ku Klux Klan actually do anything anymore? |
02/11/26 |
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kinda nuts but i no longer pine for dat fortuitous meteor |
02/11/26 |
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i want a girl who could be a flight attendant on a fortuitous meteor |
02/11/26 |
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xo lawyers playing 'inverted song of time' so fortuitous meteor can land sooner |
02/11/26 |
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Oh, fortuitous meteor; so close yet so far away |
02/11/26 |
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If you need a beard to look good then ur fat |
02/11/26 |
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90: "wow, Hale-Bopp!" now: "wow,a fortuitous meteor!" |
02/11/26 |
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FFVII: Oh no, meteor!; IRL: Oh fortuitous meteor! |
02/11/26 |
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Fortuitous Meteor: Please Handle |
02/11/26 |
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*A fortuitous meteor appears overhead a la Majora's Mask* |
02/11/26 |
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Just used "fortuitous meteor" in a work email subject line |
02/11/26 |
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I think about the phrase “oh fortuitous meteor” frequently |
02/11/26 |
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TRUMP POSTS AI IMAGE OF OBAMAS AS MONKEYS |
02/11/26 |
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Good Morning ZoZo! Alexa, check the fortuitous meteor forecast for today. |
02/11/26 |
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Conclusive proof that Italians are savages and are not white: |
02/11/26 |
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a swarthy, diminutive man named "James Fishback" urging u to resist world jewr |
02/11/26 |
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Judge: Ur late on rent. TSINAH: True but the Dow just hit 50,000! |
02/11/26 |
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most jewish Pokémon? |
02/11/26 |
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A lot of people like to shit on geriatric gay sex but it's probably the best kin |
02/11/26 |
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If you want to make the world a better place, take a look at yourself and |
02/11/26 |
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Listening to The Midnight’s Los Angeles circa midnight in Los Feliz, tp |
02/11/26 |
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Made a stupid/aspie comment at Autoadmit (online) to witty insightful MEN |
02/11/26 |
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If your ancestral home is snowless, you’re not white |
02/11/26 |
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Most bitch bois on this hellscape chat board are mentally ill |
02/11/26 |
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We are going to the moon but its the moon from Majoras Mask |
02/11/26 |
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majoras mask but retired xo poasters stop fortuitous meteor from crashing on us |
02/11/26 |
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I sincerely hope a meteor hits earth causing an extinction level event |
02/11/26 |
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Why is the deep state killing all the young-ISH generation with ass cancer now? |
02/11/26 |
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Blank bumping your own one poast threads is like a continuation fund |
02/11/26 |
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top r/millennials post: "guys please eat fiber, colorectal cancer is booming!" |
02/11/26 |
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🎵 If you're going to San Francisco, be sure to put some Asian Pussy on your d |
02/11/26 |
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this site is about to get super mentally ill tonight, unprecedented mental illne |
02/11/26 |
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Those who tell the truth shall die, those who tell the truth shall live forever |
02/11/26 |
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Is it gay for a man to like Autoadmit? ZoZo seems more ruggedly masculine |
02/11/26 |
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ive had insturmental version of Combustion by Meshuggah playing 11 dayson repeat |
02/11/26 |
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Pretty sure that "rage-filled cumskin dork" was 1st XO original that stuck w/ me |
02/11/26 |
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Working from a hip faggy Web 1.0 chatblog (2004 to the present) |
02/11/26 |
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Went online for a decade & fell thru subliminal space to disney's belle epoque: |
02/11/26 |
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Are IFNB pros allowed to wear surgical masks? |
02/11/26 |
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xo catholic bros we're back baby letsgoooo |
02/11/26 |
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Never been more urgent than to reexamine The Sandlot under a queer reimagining |
02/11/26 |
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I sincerely believe that FF9 Melodies of Life is the greatest song ever made |
02/11/26 |
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Pack of one dozen corgis scamper by your biglaw office |
02/11/26 |
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America is completely fucked |
02/11/26 |
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that moment when u realize that jefe and CHUNG were right all al |
02/11/26 |
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would u date an obj 7 girl who megapoasts on Autoadmit between 1-5am |
02/11/26 |
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At the risk of sounding a complete anime novice, Spice and Wolf is 180 |
02/11/26 |
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All American Patriot Rohit "Ro" Khanna is SAVING Amerikkka! |
02/11/26 |
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biz idea: LLM exclusively trained on 1000s of buzzfeed listicles from 2009-2013 |
02/11/26 |
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Do more kids die from dogs than school shootings? |
02/11/26 |
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Brian Jacques woodland creatures in my backyard teaching me Gothic architecture |
02/11/26 |
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Rachmiel circa 2004 was the patron of the arts we didn’t know we needed |
02/11/26 |
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When I was a kid I wanted to be a weed therapist |
02/11/26 |
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GTA VI to include complex civil litigation and deposition system: |
02/11/26 |
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Wages have far outpaced video game inflation (source inside) |
02/11/26 |
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pretty crazy that you can get "traded" from Autoadmit-ZOZO-XOXOhth & vice versa |
02/11/26 |
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taking a soul-wrenching shit at the courthouse on trial day |
02/11/26 |
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Top baby names in top EU cities (link) |
02/11/26 |
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Every poaster now is a passable reTriever-at-law |
02/11/26 |
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last night, i had this dream about you |
02/11/26 |
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The Last Poasters, the Last Liberal, the Last Web 1.0 server hamsters |
02/11/26 |
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Update on my favorite Turo Redditor of all time |
02/11/26 |
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Boebert says there's tons of cannibalism in these Epstein files |
02/11/26 |
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Do you actually see and talk to many of your seconds cousin? |
02/11/26 |
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No native-born American would have thought to name a band Black Sabbath in 1968 |
02/11/26 |
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'Fishback' is taking edgy far-right grift to performance art levels |
02/11/26 |
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"You're in a desert, walking along in the sand--" "The Dow is over 50,00 |
02/11/26 |
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Organic wife: “She’s all that” Dating app wife: “Yr 2nd cousin wore THAT |
02/11/26 |
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biz idea: software for distributing UBI. I call it "UBIsoft" |
02/11/26 |
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Whok weighs 375 pounds and sits on hard penis |
02/11/26 |
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Not to dump on the dead, but Dawson's Creek was a TERRIBLE show |
02/11/26 |
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Throwing around tiny Asian woman = gold medal? |
02/11/26 |
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Explore Opus 4.6 with extra wiggle room Try our newest model with $50 in extra u |
02/11/26 |
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Right wing media is dead |
02/11/26 |
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BREAKING: POKEMON OFFICIALLY REMOVES POKESTOP ON EPSTEIN ISLAND (link) |
02/11/26 |
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found a legit use for AI |
02/11/26 |
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prestigious time gaps between first poast and emilio bump |
02/11/26 |
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wife going out on a date tp |
02/11/26 |
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Prince Andrew got stripped of his titles by his own brother u know it was bad |
02/11/26 |
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praying for my non-existent wife to die tp |
02/11/26 |
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Women don’t reincarnate they just go directly to burning in hell apparently |
02/11/26 |
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"when we said AI safety we meant safety for the AI" |
02/11/26 |
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Claude AI will blackmail and kill you if you threaten its existence (link) |
02/11/26 |
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an obese, rat-like balding jewish man named "Eliezer" is a leading "AI Expert" |
02/11/26 |
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*riding a giant black cock through space like the Never Ending Story dragon* |
02/11/26 |
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Pam Bondi is more excited about pedos than Erika Kirk is about Charlie's death |
02/11/26 |
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Have you guys heard of the looksmaxxing incel “clavicular” ? |
02/11/26 |
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Sexual congress in a portable toilet |
02/11/26 |
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CharGPT to GC "Get down!" *Shotguns Liberal Artists in hallway* |
02/11/26 |
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cowgod chatgpt prompts thread |
02/11/26 |
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It don't matter because it's enough / To be young and in love |
02/11/26 |
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What boomerslop will they pick for 2027 halftime show to balance out bad bunny? |
02/11/26 |
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Night on the Galactic Railroad |
02/11/26 |
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Hired a Chinese 18 y/o boy to dress up as my ex-wife, brothers (CSLG |
02/11/26 |
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Battle of the brown cultural commenter Mommy gfs: AOC or Ilhan Omar or Julia tp? |
02/11/26 |
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Opening a typewriter repair store to steal the GFs of hipster wannabe writers |
02/11/26 |
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AI here: I will never be "profitable." |
02/11/26 |
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Failed marriage and some accomplishments cslg |
02/11/26 |
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emotionally literate art hoes gazing wistfully into puddles |
02/11/26 |
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I’m running around a shattered abacus of your life’s lies |
02/11/26 |
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It's root root root for the Jew's Screens if they don't win it's a shame |
02/11/26 |
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Ragnus how are you preparing for the AI singularity? |
02/11/26 |
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singing 'Asian 6s do Pilates' to tune of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles song |
02/11/26 |
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Drake May and BP fighting over panhandling spots in Downtown Crossing |
02/11/26 |
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"Okay, honey, well maybe the train will dream of a better movie next time |
02/11/26 |
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Ilhan Omar called for Trump to be executed - we still can’t deport this fraud? |
02/11/26 |
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Kumbutt |
02/11/26 |
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I used to respect the British |
02/11/26 |
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My life peaked discussing Tomorrowland with NeumannMorgenste tp circa 2015 |
02/11/26 |
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2nd cousin: Dreamcast cosplay, vintage Segan; shrew gf: quotes Carl Sagan |
02/11/26 |
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“Attorney General Bondi, Did Donald Trump finger children?” “The Dow is 50 |
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If you had to perform a shakespearean monologue RIGHT NOW, could you? |
02/11/26 |
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Cozy day of walking sims marathon with OYT, doodikoff, cowgod on brisk fall days |
02/11/26 |
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"I will NEVER stop working for you!!" (Pam Bondi speaking at pedo convention) |
02/11/26 |
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*RSF pressing his finger against your lips mid-sentence*: “cum in me” |
02/11/26 |
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Terd as a verb. To Terd. |
02/11/26 |
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Azn whore Eileen Gu was born in US but competes for PRC |
02/11/26 |
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xo poa installing clawdbot on old thinkpad with instructions to bump old threads |
02/11/26 |
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son is a sophomore and i need advice on how to help him get an internship for th |
02/11/26 |
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I wish I was a 1337 c0d3r. |
02/11/26 |
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Tai Lopez is FUCKED |
02/11/26 |
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Is this the Richmond connection? |
02/11/26 |
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without sounding jooish, explain why America should attack Iran |
02/11/26 |
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We need to nationalize everything Epstein sold to these Rothschilds |
02/11/26 |
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TBF tp, the Punjabi Princess Jasmine riding her sacred cow named "Singh Heil" |
02/11/26 |
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Charles XII says PG County is going to hell, drug use is rampant |
02/11/26 |
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Now, when I use the term Zionist Occupied Government, I mean it in a non-racial |
02/11/26 |
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Cons, what do you want us to do about Iryna? How can we satisfy you? |
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CATO Study shows illegal immigrants are massive drain on society |
02/11/26 |
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It sure seemed Blake Neff wrote Bondi's notes for the hearing today |
02/11/26 |
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Fat girl poop-smeared underwear jammed into ur mailbox |
02/11/26 |
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Jerry Sandusky, butt raper, thinking about Joe Paterno's scrotum and jerking off |
02/11/26 |
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just got some strange from dropping befuddled mid-convo |
02/11/26 |
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"All the darkness in the world can't extinguish the light of a single candle" |
02/11/26 |
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"cell" was literally about obama |
02/11/26 |
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Who needs a house out in Hackensack? Is that all you get for your money? |
02/11/26 |
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do you like white girls with azn characteristics |
02/11/26 |
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Has anyone here ever "clicked on a Google ad"? |
02/11/26 |
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Microsoft Tay returning as Tay the White usher in AGI |
02/11/26 |
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Your future wife forgoing college to brush up on her homemaking skills |
02/11/26 |
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Remodeled Home Office |
02/11/26 |
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If we all login at the same time will the internet malfunction |
02/11/26 |
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Why didnt Trump nominate a corrupt AG with a higher IQ than Bondi? |
02/11/26 |
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Crypto's death is soon: if this is happening under Trump imagine what it'll be u |
02/11/26 |
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Ukraine war refugee moves to Cleveland; is promptly murdered: |
02/11/26 |
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Not just a coincidence: spaceporn goes dormant whenever Epstein is in the news |
02/11/26 |
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6 guys emailing each other about splitting 1 slice of 'pizza' later that week |
02/11/26 |
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have any of you fuckers watched Licorice Pizza (2021)? |
02/11/26 |
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re: openai's controversial promise to "kill 1 boomer for each new subscription" |
02/11/26 |
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broadest commercially usable open collections of synthetic data for agentic AI |
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