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		sneed	02/12/26	(1)
		Bailiffs should take OATH much like the Secret Service, but to protect Lawyers	02/12/26	(1)
		Hey molested fat-titted SSRI pop singer, what r ur thoughts on Colonialism	02/12/26	(1)
		Newsom/other dems will start deferring to states on who to make a citizen	02/12/26	(2)
		Krystal and Saagar, poring over Epstein docs, being horrified.	02/12/26	(8)
		A Land acknowledgement is when you shout out Nick Land	02/12/26	(1)
		no such thing as blasphemous racial slurs on Stolen Land	02/12/26	(1)
		Trump’s DOJ is really shitty at law	02/12/26	(1)
		Indian American writes DEVASTATING Tweet destroying Birdshit Amerishits	02/12/26	(7)
		TBF is this true about Cybertrucks?	02/12/26	(4)
		No hair line You're gonna be Norwood nine (to tune of Hold the Line by Toto)	02/12/26	(2)
		It’s wild how badly Trump had to fuck ip for America to decide Biden was bette	02/12/26	(3)
		my rebbe only plays sega saturn	02/12/26	(1)
		"If I Squanched Him"	02/12/26	(90)
		SP here. I will never be charged w such a crime. I will never "be tried"	02/12/26	(266)
		SP to BP’s dad: “Have you tried raping him?”	02/12/26	(11)
		if you like playroom hot dogs, and getting squanched in the rain	02/12/26	(6)
		and my “son” (does air quotes, winks) will have a playroom hot dog	02/12/26	(2)
		Sydney Sweeney Seductively Eats A Hot Dog At World Series Game 4 (PIC)	02/12/26	(33)
		AI is bloody terrifying	02/12/26	(1)
		Spaceporn, what is a "playroom hotdog" and why should your wife's son eat it?	02/12/26	(35)
		Why hasn't Solana killed off ETH?	02/12/26	(3)
		Pam Bondi: 'Pedophiles? Pfft. Do you even know that McRib is back?'	02/12/26	(2)
		I need to put the goyim down, how to handle with unfinished wars	02/12/26	(1)
		Romney walks to stage with smug look: “Ai isn’t taking anyone’s jobs.”	02/12/26	(3)
		What this Boart needs now, is LOVE sweet LOVE	02/12/26	(1)
		Erika Kirk moved in with Courtney Love	02/12/26	(1)
		Bboom has been selling his ass in Juarez	02/12/26	(8)
		Don't cry Don't raise your eyes It's only playroom hotdog	02/12/26	(25)
		We, are the diapered men. We are the stuffed men.	02/12/26	(5)
		Jimmy Fallon: We've got a lot of gay shit for you tonight- AssFaggot is here	02/12/26	(93)
		codex 5.3: "but the lawyers are suicidal" GC: "make them redundant lmao"	02/12/26	(2)
		24h in Thailand: (1) Loads of Nigga-BirdshitLady couples (2) Creepy Indian Dudes	02/12/26	(13)
		New Order's "Fine Time" plays over footage of Peterman crouching, surrounded by	02/12/26	(102)
		the rape of don king	02/12/26	(3)
		the purple hour	02/12/26	(25)
		Staying in a hostel room with two 16yo British girls	02/12/26	(201)
		"Oh yeah, I love Jollibee" I said, lying through my teeth	02/12/26	(2)
		prestigefaggot how much do you know of your Mayan heritage?	02/12/26	(2)
		Gorgeous NOWAG Ted Lieu calls out TTT Whore Pam Bondi for LYING under OATH!	02/12/26	(5)
		They haven't even made a robot that can "act" like a robot in movies	02/12/26	(1)
		No one's blaming Biden for the economy, and Trump has not delivered (wsj)	02/12/26	(1)
		Factoring inflation, Bitcoin has gone sideways for 5 years	02/12/26	(29)
		Musk one step away from saying “Christ is King” (link)	02/12/26	(6)
		WTF was freddie tp thinking with Diaper Island?	02/12/26	(12)
		freddie leaning on an amber cane: "Welcome... to Diaper Island!"	02/12/26	(28)
		Col. Freddie Kurtz going rogue, establishing Kingdom of Diaper Island	02/12/26	(19)
		"I'm going to Diaper Island!" "Bon Voyage!" "Bye!" "We'll miss yo	02/12/26	(11)
		"Diaper Island" directed by Martin Scorsese	02/12/26	(14)
		freddie tp's long lost and vaunted golden war diaper tp	02/12/26	(9)
		*cue Gold Saucer theme on endless loop as freddie frolicks around diaper island*	02/12/26	(13)
		Oprah: "You got a new diaper! YOU got a new diaper! You all got a new diaper!!!"	02/12/26	(111)
		ur a real diaper, and a human being	02/12/26	(95)
		"Hi, I'm Diaper!" *screams at bathroom mirror*	02/12/26	(32)
		is freddie ever going to be rescued from diaper island	02/12/26	(46)
		"diaper up," answered freddie, "as I am diapered.	02/12/26	(30)
		Freddie entering diaperspace, manipulating reality like Dr Manhattan	02/12/26	(6)
		diapered tuna hungrily staring at your golden retriever	02/12/26	(150)
		Grimes lisping to U: "Thee you on a diapered nite"	02/12/26	(31)
		"You're talking about diapers." "Precisely." *cyberpunk detective cocks pistol*	02/12/26	(22)
		history channel narrator: "...The Battle for Diaper Island had barely begun	02/12/26	(16)
		"ZOZO!" *plants XO flag on top of Iwo Jima a.k.a. Diaper Island*	02/12/26	(35)
		Man is a rope stretched between the animal & the Overman -- a rope over a diaper	02/12/26	(16)
		new dating app: Just Add Diapers	02/12/26	(3)
		i feel so bad i got a diapered mind, i'm so lonesome all the time	02/12/26	(2)
		diaper control to Major Bbooooom	02/12/26	(42)
		I was wearing diapers when you were still in diapers!	02/12/26	(10)
		just microwaved some diapers	02/12/26	(6)
		Clarence Boediker's gang throwing burnt diapers from back of armored car	02/12/26	(8)
		meanwhile at diaper island, freddie smiling as he browses the bort on ham radio	02/12/26	(71)
		blew my mind that pf was running the cucumbers account	02/12/26	(2)
		Big LOLyers- how many of you work on fixed / capped fee arrangements?	02/12/26	(15)
		Spaceporn here with an important new message for my haters.	02/12/26	(123)
		I cant get "I'm a sassy little yellow slut" out of my head. Fuck all of you	02/12/26	(37)
		Tommy do u have a base, like a location you go to when u get tired of traveling	02/12/26	(4)
		'sit this one out, chief.'	02/12/26	(2)
		best teen Phoebe Cates nude scene - Paradise (1982) or Fast Times (1982)?	02/12/26	(13)
		MOG CITY BITCH MOG MOG CITY BITCH	02/12/26	(1)
		Fortuitous Meteor Friendzones You	02/12/26	(6)
		Ai has plateaued, it’ll never advance past Feb 2026	02/12/26	(1)
		DADDY! PLEASE NO!! NOT ANOTHER PLAYROOM HOTDOG!!! 😭🤡🤫	02/12/26	(57)
		if you could push a button to detonate earth right now, would you?	02/12/26	(2)
		Monica Seles almost det at 52	02/12/26	(1)
		Paperless-AI defeats all of Google's safety guardrails in Gemma3	02/12/26	(1)
		RIP Dawson	02/12/26	(2)
		I can't believe all the scams bitch bois fall for, it's just incredible	02/12/26	(2)
		Trump is so fucked. Epstein thing is just getting rolling.	02/11/26	(4)
		🚨 Fuck Cointards 🚨	02/11/26	(8)
		reminder: miscegenation is immoral	02/11/26	(35)
		Has the physicalist argument been extremely weakened?	02/11/26	(8)
		If you want to be a hype faggy clothes guy go to Milan and buy Golden Goose shoe	02/11/26	(1)
		"cum walks" are becoming a normal thing now	02/11/26	(40)
		Reminder: Right-Wingers Created the Caucasian Racial Category	02/11/26	(40)
		rate this Golden who thinks he's a fish	02/11/26	(22)
		"The Bitch Boi" (read like The Raven) by KTJ	02/11/26	(14)
		Paula Cole: 'I don't wanna waait for our lives to be over!' Van Der Beek: 'lol'	02/11/26	(1)
		arthoe gf sits by the window too long, lets the tea go cold	02/11/26	(7)
		Latest Jewish Agenda Huddle Meeting just dropped (pic)	02/11/26	(4)
		Hypo: $10M but your house IP address will lose access to XOXOhth.com forever	02/11/26	(24)
		fortuitous meteor needs to land directly on the xo server	02/11/26	(2)
		Does the Ku Klux Klan actually do anything anymore?	02/11/26	(8)
		kinda nuts but i no longer pine for dat fortuitous meteor	02/11/26	(2)
		i want a girl who could be a flight attendant on a fortuitous meteor	02/11/26	(2)
		xo lawyers playing 'inverted song of time' so fortuitous meteor can land sooner	02/11/26	(3)
		Oh, fortuitous meteor; so close yet so far away	02/11/26	(2)
		If you need a beard to look good then ur fat	02/11/26	(1)
		90: "wow, Hale-Bopp!" now: "wow,a fortuitous meteor!"	02/11/26	(7)
		FFVII: Oh no, meteor!; IRL: Oh fortuitous meteor!	02/11/26	(10)
		Fortuitous Meteor: Please Handle	02/11/26	(25)
		*A fortuitous meteor appears overhead a la Majora's Mask*	02/11/26	(42)
		Just used "fortuitous meteor" in a work email subject line	02/11/26	(4)
		I think about the phrase “oh fortuitous meteor” frequently	02/11/26	(3)
		TRUMP POSTS AI IMAGE OF OBAMAS AS MONKEYS	02/11/26	(98)
		Good Morning ZoZo! Alexa, check the fortuitous meteor forecast for today.	02/11/26	(11)
		Conclusive proof that Italians are savages and are not white:	02/11/26	(35)
		a swarthy, diminutive man named "James Fishback" urging u to resist world jewr	02/11/26	(1)
		Judge: Ur late on rent. TSINAH: True but the Dow just hit 50,000!	02/11/26	(4)
		most jewish Pokémon?	02/11/26	(12)
		A lot of people like to shit on geriatric gay sex but it's probably the best kin	02/11/26	(2)
		If you want to make the world a better place, take a look at yourself and	02/11/26	(8)
		Listening to The Midnight’s Los Angeles circa midnight in Los Feliz, tp	02/11/26	(9)
		Made a stupid/aspie comment at Autoadmit (online) to witty insightful MEN	02/11/26	(5)
		If your ancestral home is snowless, you’re not white	02/11/26	(48)
		Most bitch bois on this hellscape chat board are mentally ill	02/11/26	(10)
		We are going to the moon but its the moon from Majoras Mask	02/11/26	(7)
		majoras mask but retired xo poasters stop fortuitous meteor from crashing on us	02/11/26	(4)
		I sincerely hope a meteor hits earth causing an extinction level event	02/11/26	(1)
		Why is the deep state killing all the young-ISH generation with ass cancer now?	02/11/26	(9)
		Blank bumping your own one poast threads is like a continuation fund	02/11/26	(14)
		top r/millennials post: "guys please eat fiber, colorectal cancer is booming!"	02/11/26	(1)
		🎵 If you're going to San Francisco, be sure to put some Asian Pussy on your d	02/11/26	(3)
		this site is about to get super mentally ill tonight, unprecedented mental illne	02/11/26	(1)
		Those who tell the truth shall die, those who tell the truth shall live forever	02/11/26	(2)
		Is it gay for a man to like Autoadmit? ZoZo seems more ruggedly masculine	02/11/26	(6)
		ive had insturmental version of Combustion by Meshuggah playing 11 dayson repeat	02/11/26	(1)
		Pretty sure that "rage-filled cumskin dork" was 1st XO original that stuck w/ me	02/11/26	(2)
		Working from a hip faggy Web 1.0 chatblog (2004 to the present)	02/11/26	(9)
		Went online for a decade & fell thru subliminal space to disney's belle epoque:	02/11/26	(23)
		Are IFNB pros allowed to wear surgical masks?	02/11/26	(9)
		xo catholic bros we're back baby letsgoooo	02/11/26	(3)
		Never been more urgent than to reexamine The Sandlot under a queer reimagining	02/11/26	(1)
		I sincerely believe that FF9 Melodies of Life is the greatest song ever made	02/11/26	(55)
		Pack of one dozen corgis scamper by your biglaw office	02/11/26	(20)
		America is completely fucked	02/11/26	(36)
		that moment when u realize that jefe and CHUNG were right all al	02/11/26	(9)
		would u date an obj 7 girl who megapoasts on Autoadmit between 1-5am	02/11/26	(67)
		At the risk of sounding a complete anime novice, Spice and Wolf is 180	02/11/26	(10)
		All American Patriot Rohit "Ro" Khanna is SAVING Amerikkka!	02/11/26	(5)
		biz idea: LLM exclusively trained on 1000s of buzzfeed listicles from 2009-2013	02/11/26	(3)
		Do more kids die from dogs than school shootings?	02/11/26	(66)