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By unhinged pumos about you · Past 6 hrs / 24 hrs / week / month
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will hyperventilating in a cold plunge cure my schizophrenia |
05/02/26 |
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zoomers retreated online because irl sucks imo |
05/02/26 |
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The Stile Project | Efuckt | Ogrish | Rotten.com | Princeton Review Law Board |
05/02/26 |
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It sucks that Spirit went bankrupt |
05/02/26 |
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Golf exists so aging men w/ testosterone deficiency can play a “sport” |
05/02/26 |
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Sit alone in dark room, drink heavily, think about exes and mistakes |
05/02/26 |
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wasting ym life |
05/02/26 |
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Missing Prole Airline |
05/02/26 |
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Kentucky Derby is 180 |
05/02/26 |
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The North Face vs. Patagonia |
05/02/26 |
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wanna see a weed abuser explain why UFOs are real to an Elite Athlete |
05/02/26 |
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I've gotten bored with Tucker since he turned on Trump |
05/02/26 |
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should i dirtbag at yosemite |
05/02/26 |
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holy shit i want to die |
05/02/26 |
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Have y'all ever heard of a sex resort called Hedonism? |
05/02/26 |
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Having the ability to poast on XO is disarmingly fun and prestigious |
05/02/26 |
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I will never "have an inner monologue." I will never "need words to think." |
05/02/26 |
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Mandatory Penis Audits! |
05/02/26 |
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Kindness Club Meeting: May 2026 |
05/02/26 |
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Not enough Alien Ant Farm threading |
05/02/26 |
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My wife caught me passed out and snoring |
05/02/26 |
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Zelda 2050 |
05/02/26 |
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elon renamed twitter X as an homage to xo - he clearly poasts |
05/02/26 |
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PUT MY DICK IN YO MOUF GIVE ME HEAD TILL IM DEAD |
05/02/26 |
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just about that time of year to hang myself in my garage |
05/02/26 |
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Jazz |
05/02/26 |
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Friend's girlfriend is studying for the LSAT |
05/02/26 |
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Alien Ant Farm must be stoked about the new Michael Jackson movie |
05/02/26 |
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alien ant farm is played in american pie 2 |
05/02/26 |
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"Alien Ant Farm" is such a fucking cool name for a band |
05/02/26 |
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Alien Ant Farm is Mocking Black Culture With Their "Cover" and Here's Why It Mat |
05/02/26 |
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would you rather be guy fieri or lead singer of alien ant farm |
05/02/26 |
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Partner walked in on me listening to Alien Ant Farm |
05/02/26 |
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Our long national nightmare is over: Alien Ant Farm is recording |
05/02/26 |
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would it be EDGY to tell people you're a huge alien ant farm fan? |
05/02/26 |
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ChatGPT advised school shooter - link |
05/02/26 |
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Alien Ant Farm - Smooth Criminal has almost 65 mil views on youtube |
05/02/26 |
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Lead singer of Alien Ant Farm just delivered Amazon package to my house |
05/02/26 |
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Alien Ant Farm "Annie Are You OK".mp3 |
05/02/26 |
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It's insane how beautiful Alien Ant Farm's music is |
05/02/26 |
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Serena Williams: I Root For Lewis Hamilton bc He's Black (Link) |
05/02/26 |
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LinkedIn bio |
05/02/26 |
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Thoughts on "INTERESTS" sections on RESUMES? |
05/02/26 |
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Anyone own a MANSCAPED trimmer? Does it work better than others? |
05/02/26 |
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These Daniel Craig Bond Films suck imo |
05/02/26 |
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LinkedIn is the most toxic social media by far |
05/02/26 |
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Sometimes I just cook a nice rare steak for my dog |
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SNIGGERING NIGGARDLY TONIGHT |
05/02/26 |
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As a middle aged man, do you actually talk to “friends” about anything anymo |
05/02/26 |
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do you want a soul or money |
05/02/26 |
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Is the Odyssey movie really going to be a DEI fest? |
05/02/26 |
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I took a proctored LSAT my freshman year bc you guys said I was dumb |
05/02/26 |
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Cowgod have you considered creating Clique Test? |
05/02/26 |
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Spartan kids with rich inner worlds were culled at 7 |
05/02/26 |
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Blue cities/states are dying |
05/02/26 |
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NEW XO Poll ð: Can an LLM system be conscious? |
05/02/26 |
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Gay faggot sex? 1-800-WHO-KEBE |
05/02/26 |
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Thank God Ginsburg didn't retire and Kamala isn't the prez...TRUMP |
05/02/26 |
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Mild Performance Anxiety |
05/02/26 |
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180 weird trick: you can say you hate Muslims if you call them “Islamists” |
05/02/26 |
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Monthly Phallic Assessment |
05/02/26 |
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Boiling over with rage @ LinkedIn posts of pathetic ex colleagues larping |
05/02/26 |
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What Clique does the ESTJ phenotype put someone in? |
05/02/26 |
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lol watching Rooster and they're acting like Brown was a good choice for Dylan |
05/02/26 |
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on 48 hour water fast, splayed out on bed, windows 95 sound playing on repeat |
05/02/26 |
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Soft tooth. Beady eyes. Tutu. Shrew GF. MY masters. Haha, no worries. |
05/02/26 |
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Matron's Proctored Assessment |
05/02/26 |
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Venk Subramanian |
05/02/26 |
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wow the fat white guy on facebook is talking about DEI in video games |
05/02/26 |
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charlie sheen and the hodge twins seem to be into the idea of tucker for potus |
05/02/26 |
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New luxury cafes in Gaza masking genocidal reality (link) |
05/02/26 |
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litigator bites down on all 32 soft teeth to end it all in a squish of glory |
05/02/26 |
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Ricky what do you think of this rabbi? |
05/02/26 |
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watched sicario for the first time. did not recognize benicio del toro |
05/02/26 |
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Tucker Max Right Wing Interview: Why is anyone listening to this guy anymore |
05/02/26 |
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Mediocre Performance = AI |
05/02/26 |
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"I'm conscious!" the stupid computer exclaimed, flapping its non-existent arms |
05/02/26 |
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“Good evening, this is CNN. Fuck Trump! Nazi! Nazi! Pedophile! Rapist! Traitor |
05/02/26 |
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Massive Palestinian Asses (?!) |
05/02/26 |
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Manic Performance Art |
05/02/26 |
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Hey ABC fuckwads, don’t you know Mr. Trump ORDERED you to fire Kimmel? |
05/02/26 |
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wow there's a foul-mouthed Asian girl with no tits on this show 180 |
05/02/26 |
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Lindsay Graham quietly deleting “69 47” post |
05/02/26 |
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ðĪ hey there watcha doin? ðĪŠð§ DURRR TALKIN IN MY OWN HEAD |
05/02/26 |
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You guys ever heard of Stephen Paddock? |
05/02/26 |
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Men Prefer AutoAdmit |
05/02/26 |
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What'll you do when you get lonely? |
05/02/26 |
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MPA tp in Bane mask: “Now imagine the forcememes.” |
05/02/26 |
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Only competent member of Trump's security was the dog (link) |
05/02/26 |
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Do people actually enjoy forcememeing MPA? |
05/02/26 |
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Why does Tucker Carlson lie so much? |
05/02/26 |
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Mediocre Phenotype Acceptance |
05/02/26 |
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Middling Phenotype Apologist |
05/02/26 |
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Miles Taylor is the ultimate white chad |
05/02/26 |
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Leaving the Windows 95 Startup Sound on repeat as you leave the room temporarily |
05/02/26 |
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Ibanking junior associate at JPMorgan raped by smoking hot female VP |
05/02/26 |
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Pretty sure no XO'er would pass this test - video |
05/02/26 |
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Reminder: all forms of bigotry are banned on xo. |
05/02/26 |
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battle of the bands: biglaw edition at the Black Cat in DC this Friday (link) |
05/02/26 |
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I got every single thing I ever wanted out of life. And now I don't want it anym |
05/02/26 |
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How do proles get so drunk that they can't graduate college |
05/02/26 |
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Just got back from a carnival cruise. Taking questions for a little while. |
05/02/26 |
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James Bond will return in…The Country’s Not Worth Saving |
05/02/26 |
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Hard to believe this Asian girl and this White girl are the same age |
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Reporters allowed into Turkmenistan - interesting place - video |
05/02/26 |
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(To the tune of Dancing Queen) He’s Got an H1-B, STEM degree, master of IT |
05/02/26 |
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75 years, that’s how much time you have |
05/02/26 |
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Not flame CSLG made me less misogynist |
05/02/26 |
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The new InfoWars |
05/02/26 |
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anyone else still do lsat prep just to stay sharp? |
05/02/26 |
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Why did Trump and Hegseth try to keep this from the American public? |
05/02/26 |
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Fired up an old CD-ROM today to feel nostalgic |
05/02/26 |
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Steam console that does 4k/120 |
05/02/26 |
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Does Jordan Peterson speak of what to do after slaying the dragon |
05/02/26 |
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Spirituality is for the Raped |
05/02/26 |
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The Onion bought Infowars in bankruptcy, here's the result - video |
05/02/26 |
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China could build 1000k aircraft carriers and Blockade Europe |
05/02/26 |
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McKayla Maroney engaged to "Sully" Sullenberger (link) |
05/02/26 |
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Can't fuck tonight hon they're MPA threading again don't wanna miss this |
05/02/26 |
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why does every single Baen Books cover look like shit |
05/02/26 |
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Mundane Persistence Abounds |
05/02/26 |
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Funny how there’s doo doo everywhere and these girls in big hats dance in it |
05/02/26 |
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Fuck, marry, kill: Fat wife, black wife, fish head wife |
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Yea no babe it says "by you" but i didnt make those idk it just says that |
05/02/26 |
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I have a headache. |
05/02/26 |
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Nothing Ever Happens |
05/02/26 |
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MPA Poasting: Autistic |
05/02/26 |
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Multimedia Pokemon Aesthete ðĶ |
05/02/26 |
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So Spirit found a merger partner but Biden said no? |
05/02/26 |
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So Tucker’s “job” now is making the NY Times look good? |
05/02/26 |
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Damn my back hurts |
05/02/26 |
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The Movies’ Pierce: Architect ð§ |
05/02/26 |
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Modernity’s Planetwide Absurdity ð |
05/02/26 |
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cowshit the unclassified oil tanker seizure reminds me of MGS2 |
05/02/26 |
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MGS2 megathread |
05/02/26 |
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“You can get straight A’s but still flunk life.” - Walker Percy ðū |
05/02/26 |
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Uday and Pusay take stake in Kazakh miner with $1.6bn US contract (link) |
05/02/26 |
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Went to the mall it was packed with browns and Chinese crap |
05/02/26 |
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Grim article on how poors 'live' in the US without cars: |
05/02/26 |
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Mighty morphin' fish-head Asian! |
05/02/26 |
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My Paralegal's Abortion |
05/02/26 |
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Mifepristone Pill Abortion |
05/02/26 |
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Insulted my father-in-laws mother tonight at dinner |
05/02/26 |
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Allow him to penetrate your anus with his large Black penis. |
05/02/26 |
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Mistaken Pill Allocation |
05/02/26 |
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Multiple Police Attendees |
05/02/26 |
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Rank your preferred female body type (link) |
05/02/26 |
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I’m poasting a photo of my wife Gary (Zurich) |
05/02/26 |
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Trump's latest soundbite on bombing Iran - video |
05/02/26 |
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Mid-Piss Amnesia |
05/02/26 |
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